This is a look at Jake and the other side of fame. I think Jake is a people person and can be a bit of a pleaser. The problem with being a pleaser is that when you try to be all things to all people, you tend to end up not being true to yourself. Remember how Ted said Toothy enjoyed his new-found fame and didn't want to do anything to lose it? I just hope that hasn't translated into a willingness to do anything to keep it. Be true to yourself, Jake.
UPDATE 2:15 PM - X17 - Jake Reese Breakfast
UDPATE 2:30 PM - X17 - Jake Orlando - Dinner at Ita Cho
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ReplyDeleteDestiny's Mrs.- it must be tough being the sane one. I know it is for my Mrs.! :)
I agree with Destiny in the previous post... that the "Moon Project" migth have been the deciding factor for Jake's recent PDA... "Brothers" is not a big-budget film and it's similar to the Jake's previous projects (working respected director but not major blockbusters), even "Nailed" wouldn't be that much of a big deal. But landing "Moon Project" might require certain compromises from him... :(
ReplyDeletelook to see a happier Jake today though. thanks! :)
I think that Reek has a lot to do with both Jake’s recent movie projects and the gossip escalating on the internet this autumn. Jake was blatantly outed by JJ and later Ted went front page on E! with the NY sighting (which I absolutely believe is true. Not only does the timing and Jake’s mood fit the timeline but also the way J&A where behaving according to the stalker perfectly fits bltb’s analysis on how they interact with each other. Fantastic stuff by the way , bltb :).
ReplyDeleteJJ was of course dismissed as a nutcase and forced to back off, and Ted’s sighting curiously did not spread around to other sights. I truly believe that the heat of these outings drove Jake and his people to panic mode and heavier bearding just like the previous heat after Lakers initiated Gretchen, Mance and Natalie. All of which where executed as sloppily as the photoshopping of the beach photos.
Well said Hopeful!
ReplyDeleteAnd I think this confirms that Summer of Mance was indeed meant for the paps and keeping all three in the (butch) spotlight:
ReplyDeleteTed: "[Lance] was used to a certain public lifestyle with Sheryl." And it’s a pap-infested lifestyle, natch, that L now sorely misses—as if anyone with an eye for half-nudie pantin’ pics of Lance and Matty M jogging, breathless, heaving and near-orgasmically moist, hadn’t noticed."
That was me with Jake, not what's his name.
ReplyDeleteBy the way, if you're in town, go see me strutting my stuff in "The Ritz," currently playing on Broadway at Studio 54.
Thanks, Destiny's Mrs. - that cartoon gave me a good laugh. I know exactly what Destiny means. :D
ReplyDeleteI'm going to borrow those rose-colored specs, thanks. I'll keep wearing them until/if Jake and Reese do the first "We're so in love" interview. Hope it never happens but then I didn't think PDA would ever happen between them either. Who knows how far this will go to make it look real?
ReplyDeleteGood point, hopeful tb, about the NY sighting of Jaustin. It sounds real because it's such a detailed description of playful but discreet PDA. I've done that walk where you keep bumping into each other just to maintain contact. Mega-cute.
If that's true then Austin knows/agrees/puts up with the Jeese "romance". I spose he could get fed-up of it at any time, and walk away from the whole mess. Who would blame him? However I'm not hanging up my tb hat just yet.
BTW even if Jake and Reese are real then I'll always think there was something more than friendship between Jake and Austin. I don't believe every word of the Toothy BIs, but the basic truth was there IMO.
Well, I don't think everything Jake does is because someone tells him to. I do think he has his own brain and is an adult. Even if some of it was for PR, I think Jake really did and does consider Lance a friend. US Weekly isn't above making crap up, same with Ted C. You may blindly follow what they say but that could be as calculated and pre-determined as anything from Jake's PR.
ReplyDeleteHopeful: The first set of Laker's pics were in Feb. 06, and they only caused a stir online, the rags didn't mention them at the time. Gretchen was in May and Natalie was May-July and Mance was the Summer and continued into the fall. Jake and Austin were seen together after the 1st set of Laker's pics, no PR panic cover-up your timeline is all wrong.
ReplyDeleteWhat happened was Michael K from D-listed pulled a JJ 2 months after the 1st set of Lakers pics in April 06 with that bogus coming out story and the NY Daily news picked it up. The forced Laker's 2 pics showed up showing them embarrassed and upset and THEN Gretchen, etc. Happened. The Star, 2 weks later did a story which dismissed it as all silly internet gossip. There seems to be some confusion with some thinking Jake and his people "reacted" after the 1st set of Laker pics, when it wasn't the case: they were seen working out and the pics of Jake in the owl shirt.
The reason why Ted's sighting didn't spread is because most didn't believe it, Ted has been known to post BS like that from e-mails that are forwarded by online fandoms. Thre is no legal fear and it wasn't vetted because it was nothing more than a Defamer/Gawker sighting and they don't vet so why should Ted?
JJ was and still will be dismissed because he continues to be made a fool of by fake insiders because they know he is dumb enough to post anything.
Excuse me if I was being too vague with the timeline: With "Lakers" I was refering to all the gossip during spring 2006 which Austin mentioned that he had found stressful.
ReplyDelete"Ted has been known to post BS like that from e-mails that are forwarded by online fandoms."
ReplyDeletePerhaps. But previously Ted had always run this kind of sighting as Toothy and BF as in August. This NY one was clearly named as Jake and Austin. I don't think other sites felt comfortable running something which could be considered a semi-outing without pictures. Covering their asses. So it got put into the "unproven rumors" bin.
Without having access to Ted's sources who can say how accurate these sightings are. It's a personal choice whether you believe it or not.
I've been following Toothy since the first BI. When posters started guessing Jake (who to me was just Donnie Darko and Kirsten's bf) I just thought "oh, really?".
It was when almost a year later I saw the pictures of Jake and Austin looking "intimate" that I was convinced. Otherwise, it's a hell of a co-incidence that Ted was writing about Jake/Toothy (and there is nobody else who is Toothy), and here he is with his great friend looking like a couple. Just my personal opinion - and shared by some others obviously.
Aint nobody putting a gun to your head to believe any of this :-)
?, I think most of the posters here are long-time TBs who have analyzed every photo, gossip item, timeline, etc. etc. about TT and his bf. You're entitled to your interpretation of events, but don't forget that it's only your interpretation. We've come to our own conclusions about these same events and circumstances. No one is right or wrong. No one knows anything for a fact. Everyone is just voicing their own opinion.
ReplyDeleteMy question of the day.
ReplyDeleteIf that's true then Austin knows/agrees/puts up with the Jeese "romance"...
Is that a Jeesesome or a Reesesome?
Made ya laugh.
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ReplyDeleteYou don't believe any of it, Ted and JJ have no credit and yet you know so much about TT.
Why do you spend your time following gossip if you know it is BS?
"The forced Laker's 2 pics showed up showing them embarrassed and upset and THEN Gretchen, etc."
ReplyDeleteWhy were they forced and who forced them?
max: When TMZ placed Jake in the trailer on the set of JFC all day and then the sighting at the resturaunt, that was an outing as well and several blogs picked it up not all but enough that the NY Daily News picked it up and ran with it.
ReplyDeleteThat post, snarky as it was pretty much outed them and you are forgetting that Ted outed them earlier in his in the closet blurb so that "sighting" was treated as a Gawker like sighting. Remember last year when the online fandom pointed out to him that DL /NY sighting of Jake and some dude playing footsie in a resturaunt? Well after it was sent to Ted the dude turned into the BF and embellished. Yeah he covered his ass by thanking his readers for pointing it out but he just wanted to calm you folks down after the sleeping with the producer/coke bs he spewed earlier.
He has learned to cater and post things to make you feel "better", because everyone knows you are his audience, period. Nobody else pays him any mind and he knows it.
Hello Broadwing.
ReplyDeleteHey everyone can you wave Good Morning.
who's that: I used to be a regular on ONTD. Most ID'd Jake as TT back in the summer of '05 over there. They posted all TT BI's religiously. Not anymore as they have grown bored with it for various reasons including the fact that they already ID'd him already.Ted has fallen out of favor there and elsewhere including Defamer. A lot of other major blogs like Defamer, etc have not only stopped posting any "new" TT crap but they have stopped pimping his columns/BI's period. Once in a while one of the lesser known blogs may mention them, but that's it. His audiece has shrunk to here,WFT/DC/FCC, it's not surprising since the posters here also cross post to those sites so basically it's the same people. Oh, yeah you of course try to "create" interest fir Ted by psting his column on DL.
ReplyDelete?
ReplyDeleteI have no idea about Ted's audience but I do know there are other blogs / gossip sites where Jake is considered gay/bi.
Because of Ted?
"Remember last year when the online fandom pointed out to him that DL /NY sighting of Jake and some dude playing footsie in a resturaunt? Well after it was sent to Ted the dude turned into the BF and embellished."
ReplyDeleteI knew you'd bring that example up. An unknown dude was turned into the BF. Not good for Ted's cred but it has been pointed out before to tbs. It was not very descriptive anyway, and at the time I thought it could just have been someone spotting Jake and Chris accidentally touching feet while eating. The observer turned it into "playing footsie".
The diff with NY was that he named Jake and Austin, and the sighting was much more detailed. Different enough to me to give it some credibility anyway.
(Sorry for engaging the troll but I couldn't resist. I'll get back to my RL now.)
Understand Max.
ReplyDeleteI think if we starve the troll the rest of the day, there will be no clean up on aisle 5 as it were.
Just wanted to add my 2 cents to Ted's report about the footsie incident. Most of us decided at the time that Ted had used the footsie incident in order to directly tie Jake to TT. Ted does embellish and use some items in order to make a point. That's one of his trademarks.
ReplyDeleteI took a pic and showed the hateful folks how wrong they were, will you please now do the same for us? We’re waiting...high-quality pics preferred!
ReplyDeleteThis sentence comes from Ted's NY sighting where he IDs J&A. I could be wrong here, but I interpret this as Ted saying he either has pictures or has seen pictures from this sighting, but they're low quality.
"He has learned to cater and post things to make you feel "better", because everyone knows you are his audience, period."
ReplyDeleteWhy did he have to make us feel "better" with the New York report when Reese had just been quoted as saying she and Jake were just friends a couple of days before and there had been no pda with Reese? Now if Ted had posted this after the Rome love-in it would be suspicious.
The reason other sites do not go on about Jake being Toothy every time Ted mentions it is that it is such common knowledge, no one cares anymore. And really, I don't think the world would care all that that much if Jake came out either. Old news.
ReplyDeleteI see that the flack who is getting paid by Jake's PR to hound WFT has moved here. To be expected I guess since that site is slowing down. I recognize his style.
Ted can't post pictures if he has them as he said he doesn't out people.
ReplyDeleteTotally OT, but saw this:
ReplyDeleteNovember 7, 2007 -- HEATH Ledger and Michelle Williams are planning to create two identical bedrooms for their 2-year-old daughter, Matilda, in the separate apartments they've been living in since their summer bust-up. Williams has been staying in the Brooklyn brownstone the duo used to share, and Ledger has since moved to SoHo. "They are having them designed exactly the same so when she wakes up in Heath's place she won't feel displaced," said a source. Reps for Ledger and Williams did not return calls.
Page Six
I also read that Michelle is selling the Brooklyn brown/graystone. More Page 6 bullshit.
ReplyDeleteOh and new pics of Jake on X17 looking lovely.
Wicked, I agree with you. I am convinced Ted has pictures of the NY sighting (probably taken with a camera phone). This is the reason why Ted used his names in the column and not made a BI. I think this is the main reason that only a few days later we have the Reeke Roman PDA.
ReplyDeleteThe pics.
ReplyDeleteLove Jake keeping his hands full with coffee and keys, and walking ahead. I must concede he has much longer legs than Reese. It's only natural for that to happen. ; )
But love love loving the orange jacket.
Funny isn't it, how X17 has the exclusive to all of these moments in CA?
I think there were low quality pictures too. Jake looks good in the new pictures although neither (still) seem that happy. x17 seems to buy all pictures of them.
ReplyDeleteI'm at the moment very shaken by the terrible school massacre in Finland today. Everyone is shocked that something like that could happen here :(
And with just a little bit of italics X17 lets us know the new pics were all set up...
ReplyDeleteITA Special k, It's so funny! suddenly there are daily photographs of the 'romance' and x17online seems to find them everywhere.
ReplyDeleteAh wait my pretties. Notice how they "spot" the paps and look coy as they walk away. Xonline17 will have them swapping spit next, mark my words. And if you actually think Jake is carrying coffee and keys to avoid PDA, then you are not paying attention: same with Reese with her hands in her pockets, is it really that cold in CA?? Jake is into it up to his eyeballs, the smirk on his face is a warning for the love fest to follow. Drips and drabs after the Rome love fest, don't want to over do it.
ReplyDeletePS: By having x17online have the "exclusives" it keeps them from being reposted on sites like Perez, don't like that site and it gives the pics just the right amount of exposure.
PR, you seem to be trying way to hard.
ReplyDeleteStubburn, x17 has clearly lied in the past. I wouldn't hold them as some reputable source of what is set up.
Hey Broadwing back after a coffee run?
ReplyDeleteOk course they were set up SK, duh?? So are JT and Jessica, Zac and Vanessa, Hayden and Rachel, George and his bimbo, Matt and his Bimbo, etc. The thing is that comment the pap made about Jake proposing, doesn't sound too far-fetched now does it?
ReplyDeletePS: After months of chasing them x17 probably can't believe that they are almost stumbling on them on a daily basis. Hee.
Oh how far Jake and Reese have fallen.
Stubborn, yes, with this part of the caption on x17:
ReplyDelete“...maybe someday, we'll actually see them out together on purpose!”
Even the paparazzi are admitting the photographs are staged.
Pr, you are right. I agree they chose x17 to avoid reposting on sites that make nasty comments, but give them enough coverage at the same time.
Now Now the troll is going to be bigger than a house if we keep feed them.
ReplyDeleteI've never been totally convinced about Jake and Austin, but I have to say that comparing the new Jake and Reese pics to the "bedhead" ones of Jake and Austin,I'm even less convinced about Jake and Reese.
ReplyDeleteBlue Velvet, I will thank the missus. I'm glad you enjoyed it.
ReplyDeleteI love seeing Jake in orange so much I almost don't see Reese. I love orange, and it is nice to see Jake wearing a bright color for a change. I don't always read the comments, but it struck me that there wasn't much in the way of "he's gay" on x17. If that is usual for the sight, maybe that is one reason why they are getting the photos?
Ok I think I was finally able to pinpont what looks so odd in pics of Jake with Reese. It is not the lack of a smile. It's the lack of vulnerability.
ReplyDeleteJake looks vulnerable almost shy in many of the pics with Kirsten. Almost like 'I am so lucky I get her attention and would do anything to keep it'. That's what makes me quite sure they were for real.
I have seen that look on Jake's with Austin, the Casanova pics and bookstore pics in particular.
He never looks like that with Chris, obviously, Chris is a great friend and makes him feel very secure.
I don't see vulnerability in any of the pics with Reese not even the famous PDA in Rome. In those and the ones from today he looks so much in control almost self-complacent.
I really like his shoes in these pix!
ReplyDeleteA little info about Austin's storyline on two FNL episodes:
ReplyDeleteNov. 16: Julie befriends a teacher
Nov. 30: Tami lashes out at Julie's teacher
X17
ReplyDeleteheigh-ho
she and her little pumpkin
looks like those two very very private people doesn't have anything else to do just to promote their "dating"
what we will see as the next?, their...rather even don't think about it
Jake and Orlando had dinner together? X17 again. Of course there is no way to tell Jake and Orlando are even at the same place from those pics...
ReplyDeleteWhatever.
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ReplyDeleteHunter's orange.
Safety First. ;)
Your big buck
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Who is the guy driving Jake in this video? No, it's not Austin, but he looks familiar to me.
ReplyDeleteBV, thanks for the info about Austin's FNL episodes. Man I really hope it doesn't involve another teacher/student inappropriate relationship. That has been done to death.
ReplyDeleteHe kind of looks like the guy who drove Jake after out with RDJ.
ReplyDeleteJake RDJ
But I have seen him with Maggie and Ramona. I wonder if he was helping Maggie after Ramona was born.
Jack Maggie Ramona out in NY
Maggie & Ramona
^Or maybe he's family?
ReplyDeleteWhen I saw those pics of Jake , Maggie and Ramona I thought that guy pushing Ramona was Peter at first. Looking at the pics of Jake with RDJ and the pics back in April, i say that it is the same man, can't tell if it the same guy in the recent pic but it probably is. A relative of Peter's?? Anyway he looks like he is employed by the Gyllenhaal's, helping Maggie, driving Jake around, etc.
ReplyDeleteHi 3:05
ReplyDeleteGood eye. Can we call you 20/20?
Perhaps he's the Manny and one the perks of the job is to give Jakey rides round town.
ReplyDeleteAG, I'm don't think Austin's storyline will involve an inappropriate teacher/student relationship. The description of Tami, Julie's mother, lashing out at Austin's character makes it sound as though it's something else. The Julie/Tami relationship has been very tenuous this season so I can imagine that Tami could get upset with just about anyone who has any kind of a relationship with her daughter.
ReplyDeleteExcellent memory/spotting, jesssaying; it's definitely the same guy. I'm wondering if he might be a Gyllenhaal cousin.
ReplyDeleteThe breakfast photos - Eh, same old, same old. It's like they showed up to a casting call and just milled around on the sidewalk until it was time to take the arm-linking shot. Never mind that they look aimless before they start walking in the same direction. You can tell when friends and lovers are together, even when standing casually on a sidewalk. There's engagement and focus. Jake and Reese look like strangers waiting for a bus...or for someone to capture this particular day's being together. Seeing Jake having dined with Orlando looks like the real engagement of his day. I never knew they were friends or acquaintances.
On a lighter note, Jake looks great in the breakfast photos. It's nice to see him wearing some colour again! He reminded me of Robert Graysmith in the Orlando video, especially that jacket.
ReplyDeleteThere were several Jake and Orlando sightings last year.
ReplyDeleteReese said she has known Jake for a few years when asked if you didn't meet on the set how did you get to know each other so your comments that they looked like strangers doesn't make sense.
It could be staged if one wants to be cynical because before they "go in different directions", they "spot" the paps as if to say "damn" then they act normal and walk away arms linked.
The video says Orlando and Jake had dinner but it looks like they maybe were just at the same resturaunt. Orlando is at a table with 2 other people and Jake is pacing back and forth waiting for his ride.
Special K
ReplyDeleteI still wish you would use Delete button from time to time :)
Of course there is no way to tell Jake and Orlando are even at the same place from those pics...
ReplyDeleteOr even from the video for that matter....
X17 are so full of bs.
I'm sorry I wasn't going to comment on the latest Fakerspoon shots..but.. is it me or is Jake really piling on the pounds. Comfort eating anyone?
ReplyDeleteI have to agree that it looked like Jake and Orlando were at the same restaurant at the same time, rather than having dinner together.
ReplyDeleteX17, are any of their captions correct???? For instance, last week when Jake and maybe Austin's friend were going to see the Clippers, x17 said he was in Brentwood when he was not. And when he got photographed going from Reese's house wiht Reese in the car, x17 said they were coming from his parents when they were not. Is there ANYTHING they''re on the ball with??? What is wrong with them?
ReplyDelete5:39, Jake needs to get back biking again.
Well they mysteriously know where to find the daily outing of Jake and Reese, so they're obviously either psychic or kept well informed.
ReplyDeleteFrom the EEEWWW department--Lance and Ashley continue their strange little affair:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.usmagazine.com/ashley_and_lance_draft
Meg, I am sure x17 stalk Jake and Reese. They don't have to be tipped off for that. They certainly know how to find other celebs when they are stalking to get pics.
ReplyDeleteAnd Jake looks fine to me. He seems to be in very good shape even if he gained weight. Maybe it is for Brothers?
Well they managed to not be photographed for almost a year (if you believe some of the gossip) so it seems strange that in the last two weeks they seem to be photoed on an almost daily basis, always by the same photo agency. Something abit fishy if you ask me.
ReplyDeleteWhy does Jake need a ride everywhere he goes. He looked totally sober there. Plus it doesnt look like a place that serves achohol. Well thats definitely one of the Camrys. His or Austins?
ReplyDeleteI still wish you would use Delete button from time to time :)
ReplyDeleteI understand your feelings, Who'sthat. But Spesh and I have no wish to be censors. Plus, I've seen use of the delete key only increase unwanted postings, not decrease them.
...and could Jake's back look any stiffer in that last breakfast picture? I'm just sayin'.
ReplyDeleteBlogger doesn't accept my official name so I'm back to the black for the time being.
ReplyDeleteHope everybody's fine. Thanks to Destiny's Missus for the laugh (much needed and appreciated), and to OMG for yet another great song. :)
I've been lurking but haven't had time to check all the posts yet. This is what I've been doing during the last 48 hours or so:
All in a Day's Work
Will be back a bit later.
Through of these rough days I am remembering this.
ReplyDelete"At this point in my career I am single for the girls".
The guy with Jake at the Clippers game was the guy in Borders with Jake and Austin. Check out the acne on the chin. Plus the other guy driving Jake around lately I am 60 % sure is the other guy.
From Ted: "See, we also quizzed Desk A on why in the world Lance, Jake Gyllenhaal and Matthew McConaughey ever became so buddy-bud. Was it just the lead role for the Armstrong biopic Jakey and Matty were said to be gunnin’ for? Well, not entirely.
ReplyDelete“They all have mutual friends, and they get each other, isn’t that cozy?” blabbed/surmised our insiders deeply ensconced within the Armstrong clan. Get? Um, how so, we wonder. Does that mean there’s a naked trio that knows its way round a mean set o’ bongos?"
Hi all,
ReplyDeleteSome good news:
U.S. House Passes Employment Non-Discrimination Act (ENDA)
Love that acronymn.
In 31 states, it is currently legal to fire someone based on their sexual orientation. In 39 states, it is legal to fire a person for being transgender. Something to think about.
Hi and thanks, Destiny and Mrs. D., for the cartoon. My Mr. and I can relate. He's the sane one in our relationship (or at least he was . . .) ;)
And thanks to OMG for playing the Stone Roses. You're killin' me with all of this good music. :)
Funny (or is it really?) X17 still stick to the "met the parents" line. I'm still convinced this won't stop very soon and I'm ready for pretty much anything in the next coming months, including from the Austin side.
ReplyDeleteThanks for posting these excellent news Netb!
Ok, so let's see if I have my personal two "positives" for the day (hi Spesh!): the ENDA and the orange jacket... and I'll add a third since Jake & Orlando don't look like they were actually having dinner together (sorry, no affection for Orly as an actor, nor for his behavior lately).
The missus isn't home yet, but she'll be happy to know you enjoyed the cartoon frenchy and netb. And lol frenchy, great article, and so true.
ReplyDeleteI'll add another positive to the list of ENDA and the orange jacket, the way Jake was smiling while he talked on the phone in the restaurant.
I'll add another positive to the list of ENDA and the orange jacket, the way Jake was smiling while he talked on the phone in the restaurant.
ReplyDeleteI second this. And when he jokingly pointed his finger at the paps (much more gracious than the other tool sitting at Orly's table) I think I had a quick glimpse of the Jakey we'd come to love. :) :)
Maybe after Austin's DUI, the boys made a pact to not take any chances and always use a driver if any possibility of drinking. I like the sound of that anyway. Keeps them both safe for each other.
ReplyDeleteDespite the staggering new findings, many American workers say that they still do not feel comfortable working on the job.
ReplyDelete"I love coming into work every day," Arlington, VA sales manager Bryce Davidson said. "I get to have great conversations with [office receptionist] Sandy, challenge myself with Yahoo! TextTwist, and still have time to set my fantasy-football roster. Why would I want to ruin work by working?"
Frenchy, great study on working! ;)
I'm glad to see Jake in a bright color and looking much happier in these photos too. :)
I do wonder who he was talking to that had him in such a good mood. :-)
ReplyDeleteHmmmm, WHO could that be too?
ReplyDelete; )
Reese, who else??? (ducking)
ReplyDeleteI just came across this:
ReplyDeleteJessica Simpson: 'I Need a Boston Man'
I think Boston has cute boys, Simpson, 27, tells Extra. I need a Boston man. A Boston man is closest to a Southern man, I believe.
Specifically, she says, it's just their loyalty that reminds her of Southern gentlemen.
Special and Netb, is this true? And I don't think the girl is talking about loyalty to the Sox here! :D
" I do wonder who he was talking to that had him in such a good mood. :-)"
ReplyDeleteHe was probably happy not being with Reese. Maybe he was long distance to South America? ;)
A Boston man is closest to a Southern man, I believe.
ReplyDeleteUh....no, Jessica, look at a map! They are probably more loyal to the Sox and Patriots! I'm probably not being fair, yes, we have some great men, but I was never interested in a boy next door. ;)
Southern men are waaaay charming and gentlemanly (and they know this, but it's still charming, must be those accents) but I married a Northern California man. ;)
10:00 and 10:25
ReplyDeleteHey thanks for stopping by. Do you have names? Or should we call you you Duck and Cover?
Jessica and a Boston guy?
ReplyDeleteI can't even imagine. Just pondering it makes my head explode.
^^Unless she's talking about a man from Southie, Spesh. "Mahky" Mark Wahlberg had said Boston women are very loyal in one of Ted's columns, and could kick ass, if I recall. ;)
ReplyDeleteI think those Reeke "going for coffee/breakfast" pics are hilarious. Jake wears a flaming road cone orange hoodie and Buzzy Bee shoes so they can be unrecognized and on the down-low. Uh huh. Hell, the next best thing woulda been a damn bullseye drawn on him, focusing and lighting instructions included.
ReplyDeleteAnd Reese -- what the fuck is in those gigantic feedbags she carries? C'mon, it's well-known that all she eats for meals is a jar of baby food (I'm serious, she really does) so what else is in those 50 gallon Igloos besides a phone, Avon lipstick, Gerbers applesauce, a water bottle and a comb? It sure ain't dinner for a family of five, even tho it looks like she's carrying a trough of all-you-can-eat take-out.
I think someone (way up in the thread) mentioned they were arm in arm, or something like that. I looked at the pics at IHJ, and I don't see it at all, they're not touching in any photos. Did I miss something?
And I liked it whoever said how Jake is carrying stuff....his hands are too full to be touching Reese. Funny how he used to be Mr. Multitasker but now he can't handle more than one thing in each hand.
Their "look" was described by X17 as being "bedheads" but....did anyone else besides me think Reese looked unhappy? Almost like she had been crying? Of course, she coulda had a cold. But Jake looked a little smirky, confident, different. Independent. Almost like they've traded roles, compared to what we've seen since Rome.
Let's hope that the other person who predicted some major tongue/tonsil wrestling to be had between J/R and witnessed by X17, oops I mean anonymous paps, is totally wrong. Although....I have gained a bit of weight and maybe losing my appetite along with some hefty bulmina could knock off a few pounds. Seeing them two trade spit would definitely do it. Bleeech.
Ah, excellent idea with the bedhead/breakfast pictures. Definite proof they are staying at each others houses so they must be having a hot romance. I also like how the last picture in the x17 set is supposed to look like they are holding hands, which they are not.
ReplyDeleteThey both look sour for whatever reason. Still waiting (though not hoping) for a picture with genuine affection and lust.
Does anyone think Ted & Toothy/Jake are hand in glove? not at the begining but after Crisp Lisp? I don't think Jake is the sweet, charming young guy some people think he is..I just feel the image is coming apart at the seams. Wouldn't be surprised if it came out that he is no better than any other young HW actor.
ReplyDeleteCan imagine Reese getting into Jake's little kink? With Kirsten they did it in changing rooms, balconies... Can you see Reese doing this. No f'ing way.
ReplyDeleteYay ENDA!
ReplyDeleteI want to see Jake and Reese out with his friends and her friends. I want to see how they interact with each other's friends.
ReplyDeleteParticularly Jake's. Because I don't know anything about Reese's. But Jake is very much a loyal friend so if this thing goes on for a substantial period of time and we don't see them interacting with other parts of each other's lives, then it's going to seem very suspicious.
And by interacting with friends, I don't mean rolling up to a Halloween party at the house of someone I've never seen either of them socialise with before.
from people.com:
ReplyDelete"Jake Gyllenhaal, dropping his German Sheppard, Atticus, off for a spa day at LA Dogworks in Hollywood. And it's not cheap! Treatments there start at $200."
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20158359,00.html