Friday, November 9, 2007

No Elbow Patches Required


Looking the dashing tweedy teacher, a little Austin to start your weekend.

Sounds like class is in session starting next week. Maybe we will get a glimpse of the newest teacher at Dillon High tonight. The halls have been buzzing about his arrival for weeks. Bet the whole class will sit up and pay attention.

But who will have to be the first to stay after class?

Oh and here's the newest pictures of Teacher's Pet.
Just Jared -- Ice,Ice Baby

85 comments:

  1. Please sign for class attendance.

    Those who don't sign in, will be marked absent.

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  2. Hehee. Love the post & Teacher's Pet comment.

    Is FNL filmed all on location in Austin? If so Austin the man has been away from home for quite a while. Maybe that is why they met up so giddily in NY before J left for Rome.

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  3. I think the teacher better give the teacher's pet some extra gym class sessions! I really hope this weight gain is for a role.

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  4. Teacher, I'm here -

    Hoping Austi will be on FNL tonight. Awwww, I like the little bit of extra weight, it makes him cuddly-looking. Too hard and muscular, while nice to look at, isn't that inviting and cuddly. I wonder what Austi thinks. ;) It's probably for Brothers, I like when an actor goes that extra mile to really become a character.

    Love Pink Floyd, thanks to the Mrs., Wicked. :)

    Have a great Friday, all!

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  5. Hey Hopeful

    Yes FNL is filmed in and around Austin. While I am sure it was hard to be away from J for work, being home in Austin must have made it a little easier.

    Bet Uncle Austin spoiled his niece and nephew big time while he was home.

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  6. Thanks special!

    More coffee photos were on IHJ. Jake doesn't look that heavy in the other pictures so I think it's just the angle and his posture that make him look chunky.

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  7. Jake has a short torso, so he can look thicker in his waist with things that cut him off at the wrong spot.

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  8. Great post and great choice of photo! That's the perfect pic of "teacher" Austin.

    I'm also hoping that we get at least a glimpse of Austin on FNL tonight, though it doesn't look as though his role will take shape until next week.

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  9. who can concentrate in class with a teacher like Austin? :P

    does anyone know if there's a love interest for Austin in FNL then?

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  10. "No Elbow Patches Required"

    ???!!!

    I might need something to protect my elbows. And definitely knee pads, oops I mean knee patches for sure. ;)

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  11. "Toothy Tile's sure got company in the same-sex shenanigans going on (quite publicly) round town —check out our latest boyish Blind Vice" The AT, Nov 9th

    I take it this is a snide reference to the Jake'n'Reese show going on around LA at the moment?

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  12. One thing I notice about Austin is that when he wears dress shirts, he always rolls up the sleeves, or if they have folded back cuffs, he leaves the cuffs hanging down. I have this exact same problem with overly long arms and use the same trick of rolling up the sleeves.

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  13. I kind of agree with netb on the weight, I also think it makes Jake look a bit more "human" and less "star".

    Finally caught up on Ted's columns this week, he sure is keeping the spotlight on Jake/TT. I agree that the shenanigans refers to Reese.

    LOL Cream of the Crop. I love Fridays on OMG.

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  14. It's tough when your arms are longer than the standard longest lengths for shirts (34/35) and going to big and tall would just swallow up that lean frame, even the most tailored shirt. He has to bite the bullet and go custom. Get them made just for those long arms and that narrow waist.

    But he's tough for suit coats and jackets too. You can see from his favorite overcoat, the sleeve hems were taken out to give him the extra inch.

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  15. Yes, I have to do that with suit jackets too!

    Now I have a TB question. What do Jake and Orlando have in common, hmmmmm?

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  16. cream of the crop

    Are you saying you need ToughSkin pants with the reinforced knees? The patches are on the inside.

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  17. Now I have a TB question. What do Jake and Orlando have in common, hmmmmm?

    Kirsten? Orlando made Elizabethtown (which is an awful film) with her.

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  18. Both have been the subject of a same-sex BI? Pete Poked is Orlando I think.

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  19. Tom Brady and Nick Lachey on DL in one day is too much for me too handle. WOW!!!!!!

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  20. Do I Win a Prize?- remind me about Pete Poked. I remember the name but not the details.

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  21. Destiny, ITA - I like more "human" and less "star" too! ;)

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  22. Beyond Ted, Orlando has been linked to most of the alleged Hollywood beards at one point or another. He is also the subject of an intense fan base who believe he is in a same-sex rel'nship (see the Viggorli chronicles).

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  23. ^for example Penelope Cruz.

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  24. I'm still not convinced they had dinner together. I can't watch the video at work, but doesn't he just run out when he sees the car without so much as even a goodbye wave?

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  25. Destiny, to me it looks like Jake and Orlando were at the same restaurant at the same time. Jake did not appear to be part of Orlando's group.

    I'm wondering if this weight gain is for Brothers. Shave the beard and bulk up, maybe?

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  26. The Jake/Orlando dinner reminds me of the time that it was reported that Jake and Lindsay Lohan were lunching together. They were sitting at separate tables at the same restaurant, but the paps reported it as a lunch date. Everyone is out to sell their product one way or the other.

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  27. I think Jake has gained some weight, but it is not like he has a belly, look at the man in the background in those pics if you want to see a belly! Or maybe not ;-) Reminds me of his Jarhead days. Which is not bad at all!

    blue velvet, yes same situation as with Lindsay, I am not even sure they said hi to each other. Didn't Kristen hang out with Orlando last summer at some point?

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  28. Add me to those who think Jake looks delicious with a little extra weight on him. I think it's probably for his Brothers role.

    Speaking of which, one of the free weeklies here did a "charticle", comparing movies with brothers in them. Should I warn of spoilers here? I was surprised to see the original is only three years old.

    **POSSIBLE SPOILERS BELOW**

    Brothers (2004)

    Big Brother Michael

    Little Brother Jannik

    Bones Of Contention After being reported as KIA, military man Michael returns from Afghanistan to find his wife has grown closer to his baby brother

    Who's The Black Sheep? Michael is handsome and successful with a lovely family; Jannik is a chain-smoking ex-con all but disowned by their father. Take a wild guess

    Does It Come To Blows? Does it ever - Michael's post-taumatic stress disorder leads to a vicious, near-fatal beat-down.

    Will They Hug At The Family Reunion? Perhaps, if Michael ever gets out of jail

    : 0 Needless to say, I think, Jake will need to be something of a formidable size!

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  29. Present! For this teacher anyway. :)

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  30. Saw this over at EW.com

    They are again looking at Gay Hollywood.

    EW.com - Landmarks in Gay Hollywood

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  31. bltb said...

    : 0 Needless to say, I think, Jake will need to be something of a formidable size!


    If it's any consolation, Jake has about 6 inches in height over Tobes.

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  32. Wicked this was Peter Poked from 2006. Orlando and Kate Bosworth?

    "One Reserved-Parking Blind Vice

    Another Hollywood bustup. Boo-freakin'-hoo. Excuse me if I'm not exactly cryin' into my hanky. In this town, where relationships last about as long as lunchtime Botox sessions, peeps who manage to stay together are the real newsworthy ones, don't you all think? Anyhow, I never really thought Pete Poked and Charmaine Chuck-Up were such hot 'n' heavy lovebirds in the first place.

    I mean, you can't place your Prius in a spot that's already taken, can you? 'Course not! Kinda like how Char-love couldn't possibly be the stylish ride of choice for Petey's daredevil desires, 'cause he's already had a serious shotgun boyfriend for quite sometime. Yes, that's right: Just like Toothy and so many of the friggin' rest of 'em, P2 likes the boys, not the girls--no matter how thin or pretty or pouty they may be.

    I'm told this par-tick tight boyish twosome enjoys sportin' weekend jaunts to the mountains, where they can hit the slopes and canoodle by candlelight far, far away from those pesky papa-Nazis. Wonder if Charmaine recently found out about these little snowy va-cays and went berserk, hence their recent bustup?

    Or maybe she knew about them all along and is just dumping him now that her face has become so gaunt, she can't even fake the fake no more? Note to snitty types: Eat! Or your emoting capabilities nosedive, as it were.

    it ain't: Jen and Vince, Tori Spelling and that guy she married, or Jessica Simpson and John Mayer."

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  33. Thank you for that link to EW's Gay Landmarks, special. It reminded me that I really need to rent Philadelphia. After all these years I can't believe I've never watched it.

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  35. Can't wait for all you fools to see this weekends lovefest. It will be so great and you can be sure there wil be cameras that follow.

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  36. What is the purpose of cut and pasting an entire section out of another board? I don't really get it.

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  37. zero said...
    What is the purpose of cut and pasting an entire section out of another board? I don't really get it.

    Because you have been lied to Zero. Except it. Pictures to follow. Expect the action to be hot and very steamy.

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  38. 7:29 have I been lied to by whom? Still don't get what you are saying

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  39. Well, unless they are caught having coitus en flagrante delicto at the top of Lombard Street (with photos), I ain't buyin' it. :)

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  40. actually, anon 7:29 I think I know what you mean. Listen to yourself, and then think about who is being lied to and by whom. Think carefully before you make another post like the one above, doesn 't make you sound too bright, let me tell you.

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  41. I wish someone will cast a spell on Jake where he can only speak the truth! hee, that will be some fun!

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  42. zero said...
    7:29 have I been lied to by whom? Still don't get what you are saying

    You have been lied to

    1. Jake is a straight man and has been dishonest to many of his best fans.

    2. Jake is Gay and he is bearding with Reese.

    One way or another you have been lied to.

    I feel bad for you all. I really do.

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  43. We all strive for success in our lives and all have to make difficult decisions in our lives, the bottom line is, how much of our integrity are we willing to sacrifice to get where we want?

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  44. 7:29 thanks for the tip that steamy pictures have been negotiated and rehearsed in advance. That way we wont be too upset when we see them. And by the way, we already know he's gay and bearding.

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  45. Special or wicked--I think you need to delete the post copied from another blog on here. I don't know what the person who copied and pasted it here wants to prove but it doesn't belong on this blog.

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  46. 7:03 - 7:29 - 7:55

    You need to give yourself a name here at OMG. It is easy to use anonymous to provoke. Why would we put any weight in what person hiding behind anonymous says, when thy can't even have confidence in what they are saying to sign it off with a name.

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  47. Please ignore the trolls who come here to disrupt the community here.

    I know it is hard to ignore but please do your best. A ignored troll is a starved troll.

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  48. Plus

    I feel bad for you. I really do

    I actually feel bad for YOU. Because if you are a fan then according to your own word you have been lying to too, and seem not to take it too well. If you are not a fan, then what the hell are you doing here posting pages from other Jake-related blogs? Get yourself a shrink.

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  49. The anon post 7:03 copied and pasted a whole list of comments from WFT.

    We have chosen to delete this post because the high volume of content that was taken from another blog.

    We don't feel it is right to take content from other blogs and post it like that.

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  50. 'Because if you are a fan then according to your own word you have been lying to too, and seem not to take it too well.'

    Zero, sorry but I don't get what exactly you mean? So, if you are a fan and you are lied to, you accept it? sugar coat it? if not, you're not a fan?

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  51. So who is ready to play spot Austin in next weeks previews for Friday Night Lights.

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  52. Please remember that trolls for attention and nothing more.

    While it hard not to respond it is the best way to shut them out.

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  53. Because you have been lied to Zero. Expect the action to be hot and very steamy."

    Except? It's "expect." This has to be the troll who can't spell. The one who constantly uses "mist" when he/she means "midst."

    The troll is a freak. Probably the same one who always destroys the Jake threads on datalounge.

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  54. ok special I'll stop posting back responses to the troll who obviously has no clue what's talking about. I will stop. I will stop. I will stop .....

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  55. I actually feel sorry for you people. Most of you are sincere. Whether a trool or not I don't think Jake is the man you should be putting your trust in. Looks to me like he really is a deceitful man.

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  56. photo analyser, take it easy, this is not an english spelling class.

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  57. Trolls have feelings too. Don't let this man play with you anymore. Move on to honorable men

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  58. So who is watching Friday Night Lights?

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  59. The great walls have come tumbling down and the curtains have been lowered to a standing ovation. What a performance by the leading man. The actor has moved on. Why should you good people waste your time. I am tired of being a troll. But you know what I was right.

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  60. Is Austin on tonight's episode?

    FYI: Winona Ryder who's also in "The Informers" has been cast as Spock's mother in the new Star Trek blockbuster to be directed by JJ Abrams.

    Looks like the little klepto is on the comeback trail big time.

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  61. I wonder if Austin is going to have the High hair (Morrisey circa 1986) on FNL.

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  62. I saw that Gossip Girl.

    as Johnny Depp's tattoo say ...Wino Forever.

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  63. Haha, special, wino forever!
    Well, Johnny and Winona was my favourite couple when i was thirteen-sixteen years ago that is now, how time flies. I just adored them. Him kissing her nose in profile while she streched her neck to reach him. Balck and white if i remember right.

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  64. I don`t know what "balck" is, but i remembered the photo, sweet:)
    WINO FOREVER...? Could he just not(at least for me) try to make it last a bit romantic???

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  65. Johnny and Winona were a beautiful couple. I adored them too.

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  66. Empty your mind of all thoughts.
    Let your hearts be at peace.
    Watch the turmoil of beings,
    but contemplate their return.

    each seperate being in the universe
    returns to the common source.
    returning to the source is serenity.

    If you dont realize the source,
    you stumble in confusion and sorrow.
    when you realize where you come from,
    you naturally become tolerant, disinterested, amused, kindhearted as a grandmother, dignified as a a king.
    Immersed in the wonder of the Tso,
    you can deal with whatever life brings you, and when death comes, you are ready.

    This man is not your hero sweet one. Move on.

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  67. NG and GG...

    There was a whole thing on Spinner.com about Winona and her thing for Rocker boys.

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  68. A few years before Johnny and Winona i had another dream-couple that sadly never came true(if i don`t start writing magazines;). When i was six, i discovered "star wars"! My older brother introduced me to those caractheres. I remembered when i was seven, our teacher told us to bring something we could listen to in the classroom while we were eating lunch. Well... i brought "S.W", and she turned it off. Too scary! !? Well, Han Solo, Luke Skywalker...what a dream together? Too bad Luke`s sister got Han instead...and the other one, Lando Calrissian, much more good looking in all the "Star Wars"-magazines i read than in the movies. Oh, my childhood-dreams:)

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  69. Jonanthan Seagull spent the rest of his days alone, but he flew way out beyond the Far Cliffs. His one sorrow was not solitude, it was that other gulls refused to believe the glory of flight that awaited them, they refused to open their eyes and see.

    See sweet one see.

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  70. I loved Johnny and Winona together as a couple, but their other couplings...nah.

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  71. To a sweet tb said...
    Anonymous said...
    TASTB -

    How is this hero not trustworthy, because he is living his life? I don't follow - if it turns out we are wrong and he is with Reese, I don't see how this makes him the bad guy. Can you explain - what is it that we don't know?

    Not here to judge. Nor does it matter who he is with. Your intentions sweet one were good but your hero won't come through. Not this one. It is not about him. It is about you and although your hopes came close to be times have changed and now you don't want to be left alone. Waiting for unwilling heros will leave you sad and lonely. They are there. Just turn and look.

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  72. No Austin previews. Boo NBC.

    I guess we have to wait till next week.

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  73. Rhys Ifans is playing the rock star in "The Informers" according to a poster on imbd.com.

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  75. Is there a full moon tonight?

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  76. 10:49

    Could you put a name to your post please.

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  77. The anon post 10:49 copied and pasted more comments from WFT.

    We have chosen to delete this post because the content that was taken from another blog.

    We don't feel it is right to take content from other blogs and post it like that.

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  78. Upside to writer's strike Letterman repeats. Jake is on tonight.

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  79. I've noticed Jake often shows up during repeats, heheh.

    Just wanted to say stay strong, tb's and hope you all have a wonderful weekend.

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  80. I do like how the fangurls are getting upset on JJ cause Jared calls Jake Mr Witherspoon. Get used to it girls. That's the price you and he pay.

    As for steamy photos involving Reese? Please. The only way you are ever going to see that girl all steamed up and flushed is straight after a facial at the local day spa.

    These two are not going to be the new Brangelina no matter how hard the fangurls try to push them. And let's face it, even Brad Pitt has handed his balls over to Angie.

    As for Jake weight gain, have to be honest and say I prefer this look to the one around the time he donned the dress, and looked like he was on steroids. Yuck. Give me a little belly anyday. More real.

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  81. 4:02

    Thanks for the link. Next time give yourself the credit by leaving a name.

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