Where ? Outside along the pool.
Yeah, I am resting my foot.
Yes I'm being careful. Oh not about my foot?
Wait Reese is trying to get my attention.
Hey I gotta go. I guess free time is up.Do you look knocked-kneed? I don't think so. [What the hell?]
You know if you worried about being knock-kneed you can do exercises.Yeah that's it, stand on one leg now bend the other leg. Do that a couple times a day.
No way do you look like a flamingo. It's totally going to help. My physical therapist told me about it. Yes I'm sure.
[Oh yeah can't believe she is falling for this after the unicorn thing]Ok, now to call him back. Think she will figure it out?
Naw. She's too busy concentrating.
That was fun. Sure I'll catch hell later.
Wait a minute. Was she making fun of me? I don't have knocked knees. Do I?
Review of the JFC DVD
ReplyDeleteThey sorta liked it!
Omg Special, the captions are perfect. Great post. LOVE IT. He had his phone didn't he, and so many people [ok certain ones] thought he was smiling at Reese when he prbly was smiling at whoever was on the phone. Good catch!
ReplyDeleteAwwwww poor baby - it really does look like his ankle is damaged, resting it on a towel and everything . . . great song and great post! I hadn't looked at these pics closely enough to see the phone and the ankle.
ReplyDeleteWell he obviously is smiling and talking to Reese in the pictures that she appears in. You can smile and talk to someone your not in love with.
ReplyDeleteBut it's not THE smile.
Anyway this is the first time I've seen these pictures. Her outfit immediately reminded me of that bathing suit Michelle Williams was wearing when she and Heath went on their one fingered vacation a couple of years back.
No I know it's not the exact same but it is the same result. Both women looked like little girls.
your should of course be you're
ReplyDeleteThey are also a world of difference away from the pool side pictures of Jake and kirsten a few years back.
ReplyDeleteOk I'm shutting up now
Love your captions, special. I hadn't noticed the phone either until you pointed it out. :)
ReplyDeleteFor anyone who doesn't have the dvd yet, JFC is back on the HBO schedule again. I caught the first episode the other night and I was taken aback by how gorgeous Austin is. Here's the schedule
their one fingered vacation
ReplyDeleteLOL ag!!!!!!!!!
Yay! JFC is back on the HBO schedule. Excellent! I want my DVD!
ReplyDeleteOT- I just downloaded the new R. E. M. record and it ROCKS! Reminds me of the old R. E. M. from the '80s, when I loooved them! You guys think we should we put something from it on Godot Music?
^^Yes! I heard a couple of songs from it recently on the way home from work - "Supernatural Superserious" (I didn't realize it was new REM!) and "Living Well is the Best Revenge". I've always loved them. :) And Yay for Austin!
ReplyDeleteLeno apologizes for asking Ryan to give his gayest look
ReplyDeleteGLAAD has a link to contact the Tonight Show at the bottom of the page. I didn't realize that Ryan actually said, This may be my last visit," when on the show. I'm really impressed with how he handled it. GLAAD also commends him.
Good post today. I didn't catch the cell phone either. Your scenario definitely seems more plausible considering the other photos we've seen.
ReplyDeleteI forgot to mention that yesterday’s music was awesome.
Go Tina!!
^^Oh sorry, I heard some of the new REM on the way *in* to work, bleary-eyed so I didn't realize it was new, and also on the way home. I liiiiive for music.
ReplyDeleteThat's great about Jay Leno apologizing! :)
All my captioning is done in total fun. It's just a way to approach the situation at hand.
ReplyDeleteHey if Jake calls it hilarious, why not make it hilarious.
The mother of Heath's alleged love child will not confirm he's the father.
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Wow. Is somebody actually going to act with some class in this whole mess?
4 more airport pics at IHJ
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of airport pictures, there was a story in yesterday's Wall Street Journal about celebrities flying and all the efforts airlines and some of the big airports like LAX are taking to protect their privacy. It talked about how it isn't always possible to completely shield people, take them out the back way, etc. because of security, but it pointed out that celebrities if usually do go through the short first class line. In some cases they can get around some of that, and they cited someone (can't remember who) whose children British Airways took out the back while mom dealt with a customs line. The article also said that extra security can be provided to keep away the paps. It acknowledged that paps do have sources when it comes to knowing when celebrities will be there, but it went on to say that (as we all know) a lot of it was the celebritie's publicist alerting paps. I don't have time right now to look for a link, and many WSJ articles are only available if you pay for internet access.
ReplyDeleteJust proves once again this was all staged, especially the children.
I love it special when you do posts like this. Hilarious indeed.
I'm all for anything by REM, have that on my list as well as JFC. Might be nice to feature Stipe in a Sunday post as well. I haven't gotten to it yet, but he apparently talks about being out in the new Spin.
Thanks again frenchy for letting me borrow your latest avatar.
Boy, so many pics from the Cabo San Lucas airport. You would think the paps knew they were coming or something!
ReplyDeleteI wondered about special security issues too, Destiny. That video annoyed me - I try to be fair and open minded, but really.
ReplyDeleteI also agree, let's have a Sunday Spotlight on Michael Stipe!
Here's the article about celebrities and flying that destiny mentioned
ReplyDeleteI also agree, let's have a Sunday Spotlight on Michael Stipe!
ReplyDeleteDamn people! Always giving me more work to do! The problem is, I always think the suggestions you guys make are good ones, and then I want to do them. Damn. OK then, deal. And I will put on one of the new R. E. M. songs.
Just read that article that Destiny suggested. Thanks Destiny! It makes it very clear that the airports really try to get kids through the paparazzi so they don't have to be caught in the crush. And that the airport will provide security to help celebs get through if a pap frenzy happens.
Will is resting his ankle, while Grace, looking flabbier and shabbier than usual, is there for emotional support and ice cream. I'm sure that beach chair gave Will a great view of the ocean ... and the other boys.
ReplyDeleteAh, the continuing adventures of Will and Grace.....
Bubble Boy: The Musical?
ReplyDeleteCan you imagine the songs?
Not a Whore, More a Bitch
My Name's Todd, My Name's Lorraine,
500 Dollar!
Patches, I've Got Patches
'Munities - Who'd Want 'Munities
Now that thang there's a fire!
Ice Cream Ice Cream, Curry Curry
Tang or Nanny
My Sweet Sweet Jimmy
Okay, I would pay just to hear 500 Dollar!
ReplyDelete1,000 back Sally Kern
ReplyDelete^^That's scary. But more than a million don't support her or were alarmed by her remarks, according to C. Wolfe's site. :)
ReplyDeleteCute, Spesh - Bubble Boy the Musical
I'd like to hear " 'Munities, Who'd Want 'Munities" and "Ice Cream Ice Cream, Curry Curry". ;)
CYA! I gotta get back to work! ;)
Would any of you quit your job, and drive cross country to stalk Jake? John Cusack stalker was arrested outside of his house.
ReplyDeleteThanks BV for finding the article. And thanks in advance Wicked for the REM post. :-)
ReplyDeleteI just might go if they did a BB musical. With songs like that, how can you not leave the theater humming.
all i can say is jake better be in town when i get there. austin too dammit!
ReplyDeleteI will go to the Bubble Boy musical if Spesh writes the lyrics to all the songs!
ReplyDeleteFantastic post, Spesh. I hadn't seen the 'phone. Caption possibilities seem endless, I mean apart from the one we like best :)
ReplyDeleteIf celebrities' kids are travelling with nannies and other helpers, then there's nothing to stop those people (or the airport staff) walking the kids some way ahead or behind to avoid the attention. It's mean to expose them to attention in order to put on a show, IMO.
Special !!!
ReplyDeleteYou are a twisted, twisted girl and I love you! Thanks for the captions, and for your excellent choice in music. We TB's may not have a ring like Austy's, but you and Wicked are our "gems" here at OMG.
We TB's may not have a ring like Austy's
ReplyDeleteTom has one exactly like Big Blue!
The paparazzi problem at LAX has gotten really bad lately. Security can clear the airport but they can't clear the sidewalk out front as easily. I can't bring myself to believe that Reese had another option and decided to walk the kids through that mess to call attention to her relationship. Plenty of pictures had been taken in Cabo she didn't need to do that.
ReplyDeleteI am going to choose to think that there was just no other way to the car and that the nanny took a separate flight and that she had no idea it was going to be that bad. She isn't above arranging a well placed photo but that was clearly a scary situation.
Maybe she did but I don't want to think it's gotten that bad.
Meanwhile Ryan was on Kimmel last night. It was pretty funny. He had just gotten back from seeing "friends" in London. I can only think of one friend who happens to be in London at the moment and it is his second week long trip there in the past month.
http://celebrities-portal.com/news/ryan-phillippe-gets-it-on-with-veatrice-of-the-jimmy-kimmel-show
Better link:
ReplyDeletehttp://www.celebitchy.com/10544/ryan_phillippe_gets_it_on_with_veatrice_of_the_jimmy_kimmel_show/
TR, when are Abbie and Ryan going to go official with their relationship? "Stop-Loss" has already opened...
ReplyDeletetr..thanks for the links. Reeke is having one unforseen consequence, making me (amd I'm sure others) seriously rate Ryan, he seems like a good bloke. Its really great how he didn't play along with the Leno stuff and he'snow had to apologise.
ReplyDeleteI'm really looking forward to Stop Loss opening in the UK now.
I assume that they will be seen together over the summer and that will be all the confirmation people get. She is filming for the next couple of months in the UK and NZ.
ReplyDeleteI have no insider information. They could break up tomorrow. All I know is that they are together and have been since April.
I am going to choose to think that there was just no other way to the car and that the nanny took a separate flight and that she had no idea it was going to be that bad. She isn't above arranging a well placed photo but that was clearly a scary situation.
ReplyDeleteMaybe she did but I don't want to think it's gotten that bad.
In every other set of airport pics the Nanny is with the group and the Nanny has the kids and Reese is a casual guest in her own parenthood. But voila!! coming back from the 'family-romantic getaway' vacation the Nanny and everyone else in the group, except for Jake of course because he's the main accessory along with the kids, is nowhere to be found in any of the pics. Reese acts like the Mighty Protector of Children with her new bf [who she has just found love again with] on crutches and helpless at her side. Not only is she protecting her children against the evil paps but she's also nursing her bf back to health. What a wonderful woman. Excuse me while I go throw up.
Sorry TR but I think it was a total photo op setup. Until convinced otherwise I believe 90% of REESE - whatever she does or is or says - is fake. A totally baldfaced phony.
Oh gag me. People Mag's cover story is on Heath--"Did he father a secret child?" One good thing about it is that it features a hot shot of a young Heath on it.
ReplyDelete"All I know is that they are together and have been since April."
ReplyDeleteYes, 'together' is the operative word, isn't it? Sort of like Will and Grace were together? You know, a straight woman and her gay boyfriend, cavorting along, shopping, holding hands, kissing chastely on the lips or cheek? Yes, they are indeed together in that sense. Just walk through Chelsea, West Hollywood, P-Town or Dupont Circle, and you'll see lots of straight women and their gay boyfriends together. 'Together' in a way that doesn't require words; pictures will do. If Will and Grace are famous, the pictures might be staged, but the message will consist primarily of pictures.
"Until convinced otherwise I believe 90% of REESE - whatever she does or is or says - is fake. A totally baldfaced phony."
I'd put it at 97%, but the remaining 3% is probably extremely important to Jake emotionally. I really believe that his emotional life is a mess right now. This charade could have been *so* much worse.
Observer, TR was referring to Abbie and Ryan.
ReplyDeleteI have to go with Bad Seed on this one. While I don't think she totally expected the chaos that she walked into I definately think she knew there would be SOME paps at the airport. She's well experienced with the paps and so is Jake for that matter. I'm sure she could have done better with that situation if she had wanted to. I also found it strange that the nanny wasn't there although it was obvious that she was there the whole trip. Why would the nanny take a separate flight??
ReplyDeleteOh and Reeses Lovenest was on E-news tonight with pics of the spread from all angles. So much for the private getaway for the private couple.
ReplyDeleteJust got my copy of JFC. Woo-hoo!
ReplyDeleteI think the whole pap thing at the airport was set up too. Maybe it got out of hand, or maybe Reese just screamed at the paps to make it look "real" not staged. Also, having all this going on gives the impression that they are a "hot item" that all the paps are just dying to snap. Oh, and they just had to get that shot of Jake driving off in the same car. Squee!
ReplyDeleteLike Observer, I don't believe anything when it comes to Reese.
Not only don't we see the nanny, but the male friend we saw in Cabo. There is no reason to think they didn't take the same flight back. And if they really wanted to avoid all this, all they had to do was separate Jake from everyone else, or separate the kids from Reeke. But that would ruin the message they were trying to get out.
I guess we can add 1000 points to Reese's tally in the race for worst HW mother of the year.
Yes the April start date is for Ryan and Abbie.
ReplyDeleteI am thrilled that Ryan did what he did did on Leno. He certainly doesn't look like the bad guy everyone tries to make him out to be. Plus I am thrilled Leno was forced to apologise.. Hooray for GLAAD also. It is great that the gay community has a respected voice right now to speak for them.
ReplyDeleteI heard that Janet Jackseon received the same award that Jennifer Anniston received last year from GLAAD. Congrats Janet.
Just got my copy of JFC. Woo-hoo!
ReplyDeleteJust found my e-mail confirming that my copy of JFC had been shipped. Woo-hoo too!!!
Ent Lawyer had a BI today about a normally nice B+ film actor from famous family having a bad day and honking and shouting at a handicapped driver who was having a hard time parking at a grocery store and holding up traffic. 2 commeneters guessed Jake. LOL. I don't think/know if it was him but the description fits; normally nice, B+ film actor [B+ would be excellent talent, Oscar nommed but not won] from a famous family. It would be kind of funny, sort of [not to the other driver of course] IF it was Jake having a bad day, esp after you read what he bought. Maybe he was trying to get geared up for another date with Reese? LOL
ReplyDeletep.s. shit this linking stuff isn't easy :o :D
Also, having all this going on gives the impression that they are a "hot item" that all the paps are just dying to snap.
ReplyDeleteGood point.
Jake and Reese Family Get Away in Cabo
ReplyDeleteLove those little US Weekly details that make it total PR.
And low key couple? My ass. 55 pictures of Cabo. Yup that's low key.