The latest Ted points out that the Goose has got some abs that deserved his attention. Didn't need to tell OMG, that attention has been long going. Don't know maybe Ted just wants to see that picture from last years Austin City Limits too.
Friday, September 26, 2008
Abs(olutely) Fabulous
A is for abs. F is for Fabulous. But today it might be a double F kind of day, because on Austin Friday, because "fuckin' fabulous" always work.(Milch, Tedster take note)
The latest Ted points out that the Goose has got some abs that deserved his attention. Didn't need to tell OMG, that attention has been long going. Don't know maybe Ted just wants to see that picture from last years Austin City Limits too.
The latest Ted points out that the Goose has got some abs that deserved his attention. Didn't need to tell OMG, that attention has been long going. Don't know maybe Ted just wants to see that picture from last years Austin City Limits too.
Damn hot. Besides the abs the love trail is amazing.
ReplyDeleteSure was tough to hear that the Grey Goose like Toothy will not be coming out anytime soon.
jerseyTom said:
ReplyDeleteDamn hot. Besides the abs the love trail is amazing.
oh yeah. Dang, Special, that was almost too much in one sitting. I didn't really break a sweat from my morning walk til just now. Might have to tilt the shower faucet towards blue just a lil bit more now! Mama like the trail!
Ooooh. And yeah, sounds like GG is firmly entrenched. That's highly discouraging only in that it probably means more Reeke.
Happy Austin Friday, y'all!! One more day of the old salt mines and it's the weekend.
Check out WDW - there are some clips from the set of Prince of Persia - no Jake but they're great to see.
ReplyDeleteGG can't come out without Toothy, so I'm not so surprised about that......and that ACL picture with the low-riders, and the (committment?) ring on a chain, and the hip bones *oh my*
ReplyDeleteI can see this is going to be one of my favorite posts ever. :-)Austin surely has some of the best abs ever. Something about that combination of being really flat, the thin waist, and the long torso. His number one feature as far as I'm concerned.
ReplyDeleteAgree with Max, there is no way Austin could really come out as long as they're still together and Jake is entrenched in the closet. Take it with a grain of salt since it is Datalounge gossip, but supposed Luke M. broke up with Wentworth Miller over that issue.
Interesting that Ted's saying there's no reason to spend more attention on GG, although it kind of confirms my feeling that Ted has a soft spot for him, and that perhaps Ted thinks Austin is just along for the ride and not to be blamed for the closeting. Or maybe Ted is waiting to see if some kind of bearding goes on with Sophia.
Sorry that I am late in posting
ReplyDeletebut this has been a hectic week for me. I always thought that A's
long lean legs were his best feature but the rest of him is not
bad at all!! I am sorry to hear
that The Informers has been held
back until February 2009. Please
keep me informed how Austin does
on OTH as I have no access to it.
I agree that Jake and Reese seem
to drag on forever! What a shame
that people cannot be honest but
then Hollywood is a very different
place!! Everyone have a good weekend. I have even thought at
times that the Grey Goose may get
aggravated that Toothy Tile is
treating him and LEAVE HIM!! That
is just my imagination working
overtime. I just know it is such
a shame that people have to hide
their true selves!!
^^As usual, I hit the wrong button! Anonymous is me!
ReplyDeleteJust looking at AT and I don't see those questions about Toothy in the column.
ReplyDeleteIt's not there (yet).
ReplyDeleteBitch-Back! Nicole and Clay Cause Conundrum
Do think Ted has a soft spot for both of them. And while he pretty much says who Goose is, he doesn't feel he needs to say more. One reason I think he pushes on Toothy more - is because Toothy wants to be outed, and then said he knows Ted would never do it. In a way almost asking for him to do it. But Ted is not going to let get out of coming out that easy. I think that is why Toothy is getting a good dose of Texas justice - Ted style.
ReplyDeleteTwo in a relationship. Two to have this family. Two decided this current path. It didn't make sense for Austin out of the two of them that would have to beard, because he didn't have as much of the spotlight on him.
Still think this was what they perceived this was the solution when they first did it. Perception is relative to the moment and the action.
Perceptions change and the current for the most part positive reactions of the public to others out and coming out will help bring new perceptions and change.
I think Ted thought TT wanted to be pushed out of the closet, but when he did we got Rome. And since then TT has "behaved" when it comes to the pdas, as Ted just recently said in response to a letter.
ReplyDeleteIMO this is now all about the over-the-top bearding, trying to make people think he's now somehow a father to Reese's kids when he has his own and Jake allegedly taunting Ted. I think these are the reasons Ted pushed on Jake and leaves Austin alone.
And yes, Austin chose to go along with all this. But the bearding is all about Jake and his career, not Austin.
I cant find Ted's new letters either. Is that from an insider email? If so I get those at my work email, not home so will see later today. I still find his new column hard to manage. Dont like the way it appears in dribs and drabs, rather than a complete edition as before.
ReplyDeleteI wondered if Austin had plans of his own to come out, but now we know. It's easy to forget that when Ted first started talking about Toothy, Jake was on the verge of coming out. I think Ted thought he was actually helping him prepare the way. Then like the bearding, it took on a life of it's own.
I am not going to waste time thinking about what Reeke may or may not do. No publicity is going to help that stinker of a movie. Have you seen the trailer. Looks awful and she has developed a shrillness as she's aged. First noticed in Rendition, even worse in this Xmas one.
I had to read your comment twice, Special, but it registered the second time around.
ReplyDeleteKacie, you didn't come across the first time as Anon; it posted okay. Saved from the bug zapper.
I had read that somewhere, too, Destiny, about Wentworth. That guy did it for me. I couldn't believe it when I read his age. He got a late start in his acting career. I got a late jump in becoming a Prison Break fan; this season has me totally lost and I don't care for T Bag in a suit. I like T Bag in his prison uniform with those smoky dark eyes and that snarly, curled upper lip. Don't know if there are any Prison Break fans here, but the first season was fantastic. Don't ask me why T Bag does it for me now more than Michael Schofield. That's something I'd rather not think too much about, lol.
You know what we need? We need a fantasy roundtable discussion, complete with a mediator. Set somewhere neutral, say Arkansas or since OMG is transcontinental, maybe the Philippines. We'll need an old Merv Griffin set (anyone seen that hilarious episode of Seinfeld?LOLLLL!) and music, of course, for commercial breaks. We need lots of bottled water & citris tea. Don't know who the mediator could be, but they'll need the 3 x 5 index cards and spit out the questions, just like Merv. Wicked, who is really behind the bearding? Did TT really want to be outed, Destiny - what do you think about that? And you, Special K, was he really about to out himself back in October of 2007? Are the stories about the public nooky in the van really true? Prairie Girl, what is your take on Atticus and Brutus (or whatever in the heck the bulldog's name is) really fighting and not being able to play well together? Is there really a Baby Tile? m? What do you think was the story behind the horse pictures - just what are your feelings on that? Mocking? Or Teasing?
Geez, what a roundrobin discussion that could be. Ted could even join in as a surprise guest. He'd hop down into a chair & whip out those anecdotes & one-liners like a machine gun, all in Tedspeak, of course. And for an awesome Jerry Springer moment, maybe one of Jake or Reese's PR agents could burst in from behind the velvet curtain, hair flying, eyes shooting darts, and spit flying as they scream, "Stoppppp ittttt! You-You fools! You're ruining everything!"
LOL PG. I would attend, I love a good discussion/argument. And as an added bonus, pissing off PR; I can just picture the look on PR's face too when they find out. :-D
ReplyDeleteLOL! back at ya, Destiny. I know, wouldn't it be great?
ReplyDeleteJust like Cruella Divelle! You - You Foooools!
You know what we need? We need a fantasy roundtable discussion, complete with a mediator.
ReplyDeleteWe could do this in the chat. Just pick a date and time.
From E and not on Ted's page.
ReplyDelete• Reese Witherspoon is supposedly not looking forward to promoting her new movie Four Christmases with Vince Vaughn, because he's the "biggest child" she's ever met. Good thing she's so good at faking, though.
That's a great idea Wicked. Maybe a time on the weekend when people could participate regardless of where they're located?
ReplyDeletePG, you changed your avatar. What do you have in your trash can?
We've had some great chats over the years but here at OMG and before at WFT1. So definitely figure out a date and time and have some fun. However you are responsible for your own theme music PG. : )
ReplyDeleteYou've really gone and done it with today's post Special. As if concentrating on work wasn't hard enough on a gray, rainy Friday. :)
ReplyDelete^^but should be both
ReplyDeleteBetter than E, Ent Lawyer has it!
ReplyDeleteShe Can Fake It
From Ent Lawyer: She is very convincing when she wants to be, and it can't be any more difficult than the faking she has been doing for the past year. Not too many stories about Jake and Reese the past month. As the film opens, it will be interesting to see if the Jake and Reese as a couple publicity goes into overdrive or if we get the relationship ended sympathy kind of publicity.
ReplyDeleteAhhh, a nice nap to round out the last day of V. Oil change is accomplished & laundry done!
ReplyDeleteDestiny, that is Heath holding up that trashcan. Click on the picture & it'll get bigger. It is kinda small, isn't it? I keep changing my avatar lately. My last one was ol T Bag, now Heath. The working man, the garbage collector!! I'll change it again. I thought Friday was an appropriate day for the Working Man.
We could do this in the chat. Just pick a date and time.
What's that, Wicked? Is it like IM'ing?
You know, that picture of Vince Vaughn & Reese is enough to rankle even the hardiest of stomachs. I never thought much about this movie at all, but I see that picture & I realize what a pairing. What on earth??....I like Vince Vaughn. There's something about his unkempt, gruff exterior that just drives me nuts. In his heyday, he was just fantastic looking. That movie he did, "A Cool, Dry Place" he was at his peak, looks wise. But paired up with Reese? I don't know about that. Maybe it will work since they're so goshawful opposite.
ReplyDeleteThat article is funny, tho. Faking it. Well said.
The picture was too small for me to make out that it is Heath. I thought you were making some kind of statement about cleaning up something. :-D
ReplyDeleteI like Vince, but needless to say I will be skipping this movie. I would need that trash can to get through it.
Well, glad I know. I'm in my blogger thing now, anyway. I'm going to adjust my picture. Love playing with that. Do you think it symbolizes any kind of identity crisis, changing it alot? Hope not.
ReplyDeleteI know, Destiny, I don't think I'm going to go watch it either, even though RomComs are a big weakness for me. Heck, I can't even fancy going to my local Avon Store anymore. I went in there last weekend with my sister & mom and I felt like I was swallowing bile everytime I turned because she was everywhere in there. I'm not kidding. It was sacrilegious in the utmost blatant form. There admidst my VitaMoist lotion & Plum Trio eyeshadow. You know, I don't know if I can take 3 years of that, providing the Good Lord sees fit to let me see 3 more years. Well, since I put it that way, guess I'd be most thankful if He does. But I don't have to go in there, I don't reckon. Man, it really bites me.
I think it's great you change your avatar so often. I'm lazy, plus I can't bring myself to give this one up because it has to be just about my favorite of Austin.
ReplyDeleteGood thing I don't have any Avon stores around me. I'd be tempted to go in just to do some serious doodling. Of course I'd need an accomplice to divert eveyone's attention.
What's that, Wicked? Is it like IM'ing?
ReplyDeleteThe chat is in our sidebar, to the right above the song player.
Destiny, you & I think alike. I thought about drawing a pencil moustache myself, how appropriate it would've been, too, to do it with a Smoky Grey eyeliner pencil. Or Black as Night Black. But I didn't. LOL!
ReplyDeleteI'm afraid to click on it, Wicked. What's going to happen? What does it do? I've seen it on there, but never tried it. I'm going to try now.
Dlisted:
ReplyDelete"Reese Witherspoon Hates Vince Vaughn
Vince Vaughn and Reese Witherspoon didn't exactly become best girlfriends after shooting "Four Christmas" together. Would you expect them to? Reese is a frigid prude who never curses and Vince Vaughn is a big ball of grossness who probably farts in his hand and smells it on a regular basis.
Reese and Vince will reunite for the movie's promo tour and she's not looking forward to it. A friend of Reese's told OK! that she thinks Vince is the "biggest child she's ever met." That means a lot coming from her, because I'm sure Jakey Poo has his own all-pink playroom in her house where he stores all his Barbies and My Little Ponies.
The friend went on to say: “Promoting a movie involves long hours, and she’ll have to spend a lot of time with someone who gets under her skin. Reese is professional — she’ll grit her teeth, fake a smile and pose for pictures — but she’s not looking forward to it.”
Riddle me this, doesn't Reese always grit her teeth, fake a smile and pose for pictures? The friend forgot to say that she'll clench her vagina too. Bitch is so uptight! It probably takes her a few hours to shit, because she just can't release her ass lips. Reese just needs to smoke a bowl and relax! When Vince does something nasty like rub his boogers on her forehead, she should laugh it off and wet queef in his drink."
Dlisted
ROFLLLLL!!!!Oh my dog, that is unbelievable. Michael K, I am not worthy!
ReplyDeleteThis is just too hilarious. The entire thing is just classic with a capital C.
my little Ponies, lol
Austin’s great abs
ReplyDeleteLMAO! I can never say it too many times, Michael K. is the best.
ReplyDeleteA supposedly inside story someone has about Reese on Dlisted:
ReplyDelete"I say this every time there is a Reese post so Ill say it again. She gets the "bitch" label because she IS a bitch and HAS BEEN A BITCH her entire bitchy life. She was a complete and total BITCH in High School and never exactly grew out of the BITCHY phase.
She has always been rude before she was in any movie. There was nice Indian family she grew up with. Both of the father of the families were doctors. That never stopped her and her moron brother from calling the children of this family "poor mexican beeners" even though she knew god damn well they were Indian as in from India.
All the BITCH saw was tan skin.
So fuck her and the horse she rode in on.
Vince is gross. I know nothing of him yelling beener at brown skin kids in high school."
Kevin Smith hates Reese an said the same thing in his blog about her being bitchy. Long time ago his then gf lost out on a role to her and she went up to R at a party and said congrats and Reese sniffed and didnt say anything back and turned away. Aslo another time on a set she made bad comments about Kevin and she forgot her mic was on and he and everyone heard.
ReplyDeleteHey I guess Austin doesn't know about Spooky's kitchen cam yet. Hope there's shower and bedroom cams too.
Uh, take it from a beaner herself, I think it's beaner, not beener, lol! As in pinto beans?
ReplyDeleteDang, that person sounds a little bitter, lol. Hmmm, though makes me wonder. If Reese came across me, would she think of me as a beaner,lol? If, indeed, this story is true.
That term actually cracks me up. My sister & I have a good friend who calls us that all the time, always teasing us about being "Latino." But the funny thing is, being born & raised in the U.S. and hardly able to speak any Spanish at all except Hola and donde esta el banjo (where is the bathroom?) and only being able to tolerate T Bell mild sauce, it's only fitting that she always says my sister & I are about the "whitest beaners" she knows.
"Austin, Texas is known as "the live music capitol of the world" . . . and perhaps no other single event epitomizes that more than the annual AUSTIN CITY LIMITS (ACL) MUSIC FESTIVAL which is taking place this weekend. ACL is the place to go in town if you want to hear three days' worth of great music. It's also a helluva a place to gawk at lots of guy-candy, as shirtless, sweaty hotties (just like the dudes from past ACL's above) are practically everywhere you turn. Whether you tastes run from celebs like Matthew McConaughey and Austin Nichols or to hot UT frat dudes, you are sure to leave satisfied."
ReplyDeleteDude Flesh: Music Dudes: Austin City Limits Dude
this might not work.. but if it does, here's another snippet (abit strange) of Austin.
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Meg
ReplyDeleteThat's from our own Stubborn TB who posted it to YouTube.
thought it might be one you'd already seen before (I'm a combination of tired, mildy drunk and jet lagged which probably means i should step away from the computer now).
ReplyDeleteNo No No - the more Austin the better.
ReplyDeletespecial.. couldn't agree more
ReplyDelete<I can't even fancy going to my local Avon Store anymore.
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This is what I get for nosing around...feeling better got me over here tonight but I can hang.
You know what, I would love it if you would support Avon's Breast Cancer work and forget the hell about anything else, i.e Reese...and I am a fan of hers for years, as I am a fan of our delicious Jake, and a fan of the gorgeous Austin: she is not important in my struggle.
Avon's breast Cancer work IS most important, to me, and others of us who are battling this damn disease.
The Avon sponsored Breast Cancer forum at the Johns Hopkins Medical Center is fantastic. The forum helps all of us who are fighting breast Cancer, our families and our friends. All answers are from the Breast Cancer experts who are on staff at this premiere Cancer center.
Below, I linked their wonderful forum, sponsored by Avon, which I have used and shared with others, as we fight this damn illness.
I thank God for Avon, that they paid for this center at Johns Hopkins, where I could go, read answers and ask questions of their experts.
take care,
sass
The Avon Foundation Breast Cancer At Johns Hopkins
Avon does do great things for Breast Cancer, they and all the other corporations who support research and care for all kind of cancers and other chronic diseases are to be commended.
ReplyDeleteProfessionally and personally have been touch by such support in so many different ways.
OT but I support the Susan G Komen Foundation not Avon. SGK has raised over $1 billion for research, education and services, its the largest bc charity in the US, they have the highest charity foundation ratings but most important 1)they didn't hop on the bc bandwagon 2)they don't have a cap on their donations to the cause and 3)they aren't selling anything. Theres a huge difference between dedication to a cuase and name brand PR disguised as a charity event. And sorry but Reese getting paid to show up, taking money away from the purpose? Pathetic.
ReplyDeleteI love that clip of Austin at the sink. The abs are good but that back! Those shoulders, torso and hint of his bare ass - perfecto.
ReplyDeleteIt seems to me that to properly care for babytile, one of them had to largely give up his career and I guess it's Austin, hence Ted's limited interest in him these days. However what Ted does not appreciate is that his readers are interested in Grey Goose.
As a former corporate type, I'm guessing Ted has a clause in his contract that would bar him from posting on other sites or participating in chat about anything related to his column. Reading yes, but not participating.
Susan G Komen Foundation is very legit. Their spokespeople this past year when they did their recent satellite media tours was not a pampered, privileged A-lister but a top breast cancer researcher/physician and a teenaged African-American who had breast cancer.
ReplyDeleteAvon cheaps this very serious issue by attaching a vapid, overpaid celebrity to the promotion of the cause (which is the need to continue research for breast cancer with the purpose of combating this disease).
typo--cheapens this very serious issue
ReplyDeleteWell said. I misspelled cuase LOL
ReplyDeleteMore U.S. women die of heart disease than cancer in the U.S.
ReplyDeleteCDC
M I noticed the part where its like a line on each side of his front hip bones pelvis like this " \ / " Don't know what its called, I just wish I could call it over! or climb over..LOL
ReplyDeletecum gutters
ReplyDeleteBoy, ya leave for a couple of hours and look what happens. ;)
ReplyDeleteSass, I visited your blog - congrats on a great looking blog. Really professional. Mine looks like crud compared to yours, lol!! Hey, and what did you google to the point where you found OMG? I'm curious. Lol, or do you want to say? I think when I found OMG early this year, I was googling Jake & Austin.
Congrats on your son - what a joy he must be. And I am in awe of your fight against cancer - I will put you on my prayer list tonight.
Now, guys, mind you, 1/3 of what I say on here can be a little tongue in cheek. I also am a big tease. Of course, I probably will visit my Avon store. Good gosh, 3 years? I like going there because I can see everything up close. I have an Avon lady, but I don't get to see her. I know several ladies who have/have had breast cancer, so it is a personal issue with me. This has happened just in the last couple of years, so it is very relevant in my life.
But, Sass, I gotta tell you, I'm not a fan of Reese and nothing you say will ever change my mind about that. I'm not going to go into why, for heavens sake, I'll get to ranting & carrying on and we'll be here all stinkin' night. I'd like to spare you that, lol. But I'm not against Avon's fight for the cause at all. I just don't need or want to hear about anything Reese Witherspoon has to say. End of story.
m, I didn't seriously contemplate inviting Ted to join in a fantasy roundtable. Oh my dog, I was having a little creative moment in my brain. I had no idea you could even really do such a thing. LOLL! And then I find out about that Userplane stuff and I still don't understand what all that is about, and Wicked, you never answered my question! I got myself an ID. I think.
I just had a little brain spasm and took it & ran with it. Good gosh, I think I would drop dead & faint if Ted ever hinted that he even looked here. I'd be embarrassed to death.
M I noticed the part where its like a line on each side of his front hip bones pelvis like this " \ / " Don't know what its called,
ReplyDeleteIt's the Iliac crest
I love that cut on his hips.
ReplyDeletedang, fyi, you about had me choking on my own spit. Is that what those are called?!!
ReplyDeletethat is terrible, lol
Ah, Special, tried & true. You have the true answer.
Oh I knew the other name for them too. ; )
ReplyDeleteThat's why I used the preview and backspace key to do a little editing.
Hey, Destiny, if you ever swing through Kansas, stop on by. We're going to go to my local Avon store, you be my lookout and I'll do some poster doodling with my Charcoal Grey eyeliner.
ReplyDeleteWith my luck, some local Avon Rep who is a lurker of OMG is going to call all Kansas Avon stores & tell them to be on the lookout for any checks written by a Prairie Girl and to be on lookout.
Oh I knew the other name for them too. ; )
You ornery cuss, Special!! Everybody knew but me!
So sad that I missed the NPH out spotlight - I was so young when Doogie Houser M.D. was running but it was one of my favorite shows and my dad would always watch it with me and of course, field like 10,000 questions an episode from my 4 year-old mouth. LOL.
ReplyDeleteAnyway, abs. Yes. Abs are always good. Can we designate a "This post has been approved by Austin's/Jake's abs" graphic? That would be sweet.
We could always have my abs approve the post too, but not only would that be tawdry and attention-seeking of me, but I'm really self-critical and still see my pack as a work in progress. ;)
And while I'm here...Wicked or Special, can we add Clay Aiken and Lindsay Lohan to the list of famous queer people?
ReplyDeleteFor some reason that was the first thing on my mind before I was distracted by abs.
Wicked or Special, can we add Clay Aiken and Lindsay Lohan to the list of famous queer people?
ReplyDeleteYes mostly definitely.
^ Thanks :)
ReplyDeleteAnd I'm also a little slow to there actually being a chat...I feel like joining in on one would be a nice way to reconnect with the comm. since I've been really busy and unable to come comment as much...are there scheduled times?
Congrats designers Simon Doonan and Jonathan Adler! Simon and Jonathan were married on Sept 18, 2008.
ReplyDeleteNY Times - Doonan/Adler
Chats - some of us are there Friday and Sat. nights. But like we said earlier today- we can pick a date and a time for a virtual koffee klatsch
ReplyDeleteMore U.S. women die of heart disease than cancer in the U.S.
ReplyDeleteCDC"
I guess that means breast cancer is not an important disease then like catching a cold. Except here you have to take chemo and undergo a masectomy (possibly) instead of taking Nyquil.
Ok I've never heard either of those terms FYI and Special. Learn something new every day. I don't know whether to say that first one leaves nothing to the imagination, or everything. ;)
ReplyDeleteValentino, haven't seen you here in ages, hope all is well with your life.
Lost my mom to breast cancer, and so it is really important. But it's true heart disease is the silent killer of women because while we may be doing being dutiful doing monthly breast self exams, many are not recognizing the signs of heart disease and hypertension.
ReplyDeleteIt seems to me that to properly care for babytile, one of them had to largely give up his career and I guess it's Austin
ReplyDeleteMaybe Austin doesn't want to act anymore and take time off? I still dun't understand why 2 guys in their mid 20s building their acting careers would want a baby already. Why not wait a few years. I wonder if Maggie having a baby made Jake want one. Jake seems to follow her a lot whatever she does. I hope babytile was for the right reasons. A child isn't like having a dog and because someone else has one doesn't mean you have to.
be on the lookout for any checks written by a Prairie Girl Sign them Prairie Dog. LOL
Iliac crest The other name..why would it even gather there, lots better places for that. heh heh Surfing, waterskiing. Jaustin rides all crests.
What would cut the bearding out would Reese getting a real romance. Maybe we could set her up!
ReplyDeleteA&J are in 27 and 28, big difference from 24 or 25 imo. While most people in NYC where I ams tend to wait until their early 30s to settle down and have kids. late 20s is I think probably when most people have kids, especially if they've been with their spouse/partner for awhile. The ones who have kids later tend to be the ones who don't settle down with someone until later.
ReplyDeleteAnd who says one has to give up their career, we know Austin is working, although I think he probably did take time off when the baby was rumored to be born, last fall. He shot Th Informers while Jake didn't work, but then didn't do anything else until this summer. There are tons of HW couples in which both parents are actors.