Friday, March 6, 2009

Fabulous and Captain Fantastic

Not to take the words out of anyone's mouth, but what the hell, what's a little borrowing between uhmmmm....b....b......blondes?

And seriously what better names for these two than Fabulous and Fantastic, (add them to the long list) kind of making a silk purse out of ....a .... quote.

Yes it's Austin Friday.
And what a hell of an Austin Friday it is!!

Don't think you mind if there is some Jake on this Austin Friday. In fact I think a lot of people would like many more Austin Fridays like this.

So what's better than an Austin smile to start. Oh you know it is one. And its that head down one trying to keep it a little on the sly, but there is no way he couldn't. Photo op -my ass, that smile is one that can't be held back or manufactured. It is 100% bona fide gen-u-ine. And it's been way too long since we've seen a smile so sweet.

Then there Austin's protective vibe. The serious one he gives, it sends a signal to everyone. He doesn't want anyone to mess with his man. The coffee pictures, the stare into the camera at the Lakers 3 pictures. He means business.
So Maggie said.....
She had to go ...not sure if it was Peter or Ramona who was going to get in trouble .

Ok, so how's it's going? Who sneezed? We'll be back soon.

We will?

We have other plans?

Wonder if he would go for some Chinese. ; )


One downside was the lack of backside - listen we all seen the back of Jake and we know Austin doesn't mind playing following the leader when Jake on the bike. (By the way what's up with Jake standing up on flat ground, this boy has done hills with his butt planted on his seat, and he never stood up with his other biking buds [Lance, Matt, and Chris])



But come on we're getting cheated here, and you know fair is fair.... Mr. Nichols yes that means you. You dropped, and rolled past a car full of Southern Bells, now covered in snug spandex shouldn't be a problem for ya, so get to gettin'...




And today - being full of.... well full of something, I am saying it's Thanksgiving at OMG. Cause we have a lot to give thanks. So to the twosome we've been waiting for almost two years to see together again - Thank You. There's a lot people who are really glad you to see you.

Hey don't be strangers. You're welcome anytime.

143 comments:

  1. Nice and imagiantive post as always. A lot of people don't realize it, because the phrase is so common, but "gypped" is pretty offensive. Maybe switch it to something else? (cheated?) Please feel free to delete this post after the fact as well.

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  2. Changed. Thanks for the heads up.

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  3. Great post !! now it would be good to have news on his next movies!

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  4. Superb post Special. Thanks so much. Happy J-austin Friday! :D

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  5. Something about this picture. Jake looks so serene in this split second that the camera capture. He just looks so handsome.

    Jake

    Vitamin A and being home everyone together seems to be the best medicine.

    March 5, 2009 12:58 PM


    Just wanted to highlight this post from yesterday from Special K before the biking photos arrived!

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  6. Glad to see I didn't dream yesterday.

    On the downside, the consensus is that it is not looking good on Prop.8, and I've killed another series, Life on Mars. Hands down that was my favorite show this year. If Austin ever ends up on a new series, remind me not to watch it.

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  7. Congrats on another inspired post Special. I'm barely able to contain my excitement, just like the rest of you. I've been on a natural high since last night when I checked into OMG.

    Just basking in the Jaustin goodness all round before I head in to work. Have a great day everyone and thanks again Special for sticking with those rose-tinted glasses.

    Hugs.... S

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  8. Yesterday I did think about the fact that Jaustin pictures are often from around this time of year. But I hadn't remembered that March 5 was the date of the Ted sighting. Hasn't it been said many times that there are no coincidences in HW.

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  9. I am so relieved they still see each others . Thanks for the post.

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  10. Absolutely beautiful! And fabulous. Love our Fabulous and Captain Fantastic!

    Disappointed to hear that about Prop 8, Dest, hoping for the best.

    Seeing our guys after almost 2 years, The PetShop Boys, Austin Friday - what could be better?

    :)

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  11. Could someone please explain to me why and how these pics must be staged, must have been PR approved. Can't wrap my mind around that thought process.

    Anyone, and I do mean anyone, who's been even on the sidelines of the mishegas for the past 2 years could have predicted the reaction to proof that Austin is still an active part of Jake's life - JAUSTIN RULES!!!! all over, around and through the internet, thus adding more fuel to that raging fauxmance bonfire.

    How is that a good thing for Reeke? How does pictorial evidence of Jake and Austin together, doing something that doesn't consume resources, add to LA county's landfill, flaunt elitist consummerism in these bleak financial times or leave a f'ing huge carbon footprint, just two guys enjoying each others company, aid in the JiS campaign? Showcasing their relationship, Jake's relaxed and happy demeanor just spending time with Austin - a direct and stark polar opposite when in The General's company (and they've been papped in a wide variety of situations, both professional and personal, and nothing, not a single picture is even in the same chemistry and comfort area code as Jake and Austin on bikes) helps to convince the non-believers in the validity of Reeke...how?

    Never thought highly of Jake's PR to begin with, they are, after all, the ones that yanked him back into the Closet and brought us Reeke, but if they are under the impression that giving the public Jaustin will finally squelch the HW's most adorable same-sex couple rumors for good, then perhaps my cat can also get a job with that firm, since those folks don't have a frontal lobe either.

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  12. Hey, don't insult cats like that!

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  13. "Showcasing their relationship, Jake's relaxed and happy demeanor just spending time with Austin - a direct and stark polar opposite when in The General's company (and they've been papped in a wide variety of situations, both professional and personal, and nothing, not a single picture is even in the same chemistry and comfort area code as Jake and Austin on bikes) helps to convince the non-believers in the validity of Reeke...how?"

    So you think this pics aren't PR approved ???
    Oh well for sure PR and Reese must be really afraid right now!

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  14. we were here by accident , I swear!

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  15. PR and Reese have nothing to worry about - the world is full of indiferent tabloid readers and silly fangirls.

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  16. Oh, yes, those silly fangirls, those SUPER fans. They must be all agog at this new development, Jake and Austin happy and together, this stunning example of just how much Reese and her bf are in love!

    To share in their joy, let's just take a peek at at Gestapo HQ, shall we?


    *crickets*


    Oh, indeed, those silly fangirls are most assuredly convinced.

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  17. One thing I can say for def --- don't even try to tell me that this is the first time in two years that Jake and Austin, in their matching helmets, have seen each other. No way.

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  18. Good to see most everyone still basking in the afterglow of yesterday afternoon. I was like you, Destiny. I was up & about this morning @ 5 (thank goodness, I need to get back into that frame of mind), got on here & Yup, it really happened. Never a better feeling.

    Ahhhh, and the internet working soooo much better. I don't know what was up yesterday but connectionwise, it pretty much went to pot.

    Very clever post, Special. I loved it. Captain Fantastic - reminds me of my once-fave musician Elton John. Well, he still ranks up there, but alot of his songs got to be pretty drippy.

    Boy, I tell you what. That Big Stare of Austin's - I'd like to put him to use in my Dad's garden. That'd scare those darn squirrel's off. I forget how tall Austin is, but why does he make Jake look kind of small in these pictures? Small might not be the right word, just small-er. And when did Austin's arms get so muscular? Wow. When you see these pictures of them side by side on the bike, Austin seems to take on a stronger vibe than I feel used to seeing.

    m, Testa Dura (sp?) has started a new story, although please don't ask me to re-print it. It's got the strangest name. I can't remember if you only like completed ones, tho. She's put out the first 2 chapters. Tes is the one who did 48 Days & Book of Dreams.

    Speeeeaaaking of which. Orchiddddd!!!!! Orchid, where ya been? I was so happy to see you. Just hadn't seen you in a little while - I was concerned.

    Scuse me while I go check my laundry.

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  19. These pics are nothing compromising at all if you look at it. the " Special light" we see in Austin and Jake faces , only true believers and lovers of this couple see it I fear

    For the majority it's just two guys biking.

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  20. ^^not the point. The point is that Reekettes swore blind that Jake didn't even remember Austin, let alone see him privately anymore.

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  21. "^^not the point. The point is that Reekettes swore blind that Jake didn't even remember Austin, let alone see him privately anymore."


    Oh maybe some of them , but I think the majority of Jake fans wathever "the team" never denied they are at least friends!

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  22. These pics are nothing compromising at all if you look at it. the " Special light" we see in Austin and Jake faces , only true believers and lovers of this couple see it I fear.

    Yeah if they aren't actually and literally having sex in the street it's all bs.

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  23. but I think the majority of Jake fans wathever "the team" never denied they are at least friends!

    Really? I think an awful lot of them were quite happy to say that Austin did not exist in Jake's life anymorein any capacity.

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  24. Jake and Austin...Austin and Jake...together...biking...laughing...matching helmets...together...

    *sigh*

    Nothing else really matters at the moment.

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  25. This is indeed a day to celebrate!! We have some great pictures to enjoy. We had visits from some old alumni (old only in the most general of sense, lol). We have NETB back in her full glory. We have spandex with a capital S. lol

    And are y'all starting to thaw out over there in the East? Looks like it as I watch my temps scroll by. Heck, even my Michigan friend is enjoying 54 degrees. Now that's a small miracle in itself.

    I know you all can't wait til this week is over since that means I'll be back to work and off of here again. By the time a whole week ends, I do always end up missing my co-workers and even my desk duties. Well, for my first 1/2 hr back at work, anyways, lol. I still like what I do, don't like all the corporate crap that is going on, but no job is perfect. All in all, I am very thankful and blessed. And we have been rewarded for the great year that we did have in 2008, most of it coming in a landslide in December. It was indeed worth it. I am on Cloud 9 right now, let me tell you. Just may go shout out from the foundationtop of my little patio.

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  26. As far as I 'm concerned, you can leave these pics up for weeks, unless of course there are more pics of them. The boys are still in love, Yea!!!!!

    Prairie Girl, I did print out that new story but have not read it yet.

    Computer problems this AM so I am late for work, have to run.

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  27. Thank you, Today's Homily. Maybe if we were all to say Shooo! on a count of 3, we could shoo off the wet blanket. Don't like to say I don't like to help Special & Wicked put out the welcome mat, but this morning ain't one of them.

    Geez, I've gone into my slash jargon. And I'm as suburban as you can get, lol. Wonder if that means, if I were to watch alot of BBC, I could pick up on that beautiful accent. You think, London??

    If anything, maybe the return of this inane, mindless chattering alone will chase off those of less patience & scoffing tongue.

    Hi m! Bye m!!
    Now, how is it computer problems kept you from getting off to work, lol? Mmmhmmm. I always used to arrive at work 20-25 min. early for work til I started getting on here before work. Now I'm walking in at 7 on the dot all the time.

    I need to go walk in a few before it gets too much hotter. It's already in the 50's. And now I need to go call my computer guys. My wireless printing isn't working. :(

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  28. Prairie Girl,

    you should try howling.

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  29. "Now I'm walking in at 7 on the dot all the time."

    We know it's because you have a boytoy at home you're not telling us about. Slut.

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  30. LOLLL! Man, I wish. Don't even have a good toy from Priscilla's. Did I just say that?

    Heyyyy! My wireless works!!! This is Awesome!! Called my computer guys and with one tip, he had me off of an unsecure network (don't know how I got on that), back onto mine & Heavens to Mergatroid! It's printing! Oh, I could kiss those guys' feet. Are IT guys not just the smartest ever? Man, I wish I could have their smarts.

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  31. Wicked, will you be strolling over there today?

    Nope. I'm at a satellite office too far away. Too bad.

    My wireless printing isn't working. :(

    Neither is ours! If I were a conspiracy theorist...

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  32. You mean Cancer man, Agent Krycek and the shadow government with its fingers in every covert pie around the world are in cohoots with the Greys and responsible for computer/wireless malfunctions?

    Could that also be the reason behind Reeke?

    Would explain a lot.

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  33. Hi everyone

    It's first time I post but i am a long time lurker.
    I dare today because of this special jaustin friday and the joy here feels good.
    Thanks for this blog and specially to be you, people who fight for what they believe in.

    Ps : sorry for my bad english , I am french lol please be indulgent with me!

    "I need to go walk in a few before it gets too much hotter. It's already in the 50's."

    50's ????? It's hot! Now I know why I love France LOL

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  34. I am overjoyed to see these photos and to see that he has stopped shaving his legs! I don't care if it's a sanitary issue, it was workin' my nerves!

    I love it how we were complaining that Jake is never seen with his friends and now we're getting photos of Jake with his friends. The rest of his family should be next.

    I am worried there's a reason why these two were photographed together, especially since we just got the Jake/Damn Yankees announcement. I hope they're genuinely hanging out instead of some strange setup where Jake is trying to get his gay fanbase back.

    Time will tell.

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  35. Hi Elinor

    So happy you have posted, and hope you will again.

    Don't worry about your English, if I had to go back and remember French it would a list of nouns and a declension of the verb to go. LOL

    And before you think Prairie Girl is on fire, that's 50F which would be 10C.

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  36. New pics of Jake hugging David O. Russell. He looks great once again and happy.

    http://www.iheartjakemedia.com/

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  37. Thanks you Special K

    You will never know how happy I am to have found a heavenly place like this!

    Sorry for Prairie Girl , lol I feel a bit stupid now.

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  38. Oh it's a festival of hugs today lol.
    Is it safe to consider "Nailed" is in a good way?????

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  39. Is Unknown Man DOR?

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  40. Elinor its ok! F + C degrees always get me mixed up. Then theres metric and American systems, ugh. I'm in warm US state, 50F is freezing cold for me, warm shorts weather for everyone else LOL.

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  41. My bad, it wasn't Douglas Wick, with the Red Wagon Entertainment bag but David O. Russell.

    That makes sense they were part of the production on Nailed.

    Makes you wonder if they were talking about Cannes or the US premiere.


    Plain and simple. Austin makes Jake happy



    Elinor why would you feel stupid? -- the majority of the world uses Celsius that's the standard. : )

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  42. You mean Cancer man, Agent Krycek and the shadow government with its fingers in every covert pie around the world are in cohoots with the Greys and responsible for computer/wireless malfunctions?

    Actually, I think the Mrs. needs to reinstall the new printer, but your theory is a lot more fun!

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  43. If I can remember correctly...


    L'accueil, Elinor ! Très heureux que vous êtes ici entre nous de partager l'amour de Jaustin ! Ce blog est en effet une petite tranche de ciel au milieu d'un a embrouillé, homphobic cyberworld. S'il vous plaît, ne pas être plus étrange !

    De nouveau, accueillir à OMG.

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  44. Is Unknown Man DOR?

    Looks like it. And he really enjoys hugging Jake, lol.

    David O. Russell and Jake hug

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  45. "Elinor why would you feel stupid? -- the majority of the world uses Celsius that's the standard."

    You and Chris are right!

    Great "pardon my french", delighted to see you speak french for me!

    Merci pour ce tres bel accueil!!!

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  46. PG, I forgot to add it is also a good day because it was warm enough to walk to work for the first time in over a week, and it's supposed to hit the 60s this weekend. I don't usually mind the cold, but these past few weeks have been unbearable.

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  47. This is funny. I was doing a google search and the first result was a blog created minutes ago by FluorecentLamp (from Gyllenbable) called “jakeisstraight.blogspot.com” and with the title: “Jake Gyllenhaal – The Straight Man”. She later deleted it, but it’s still there on google blog search and I made a screencap because it’s really funny that a day after the Jaustin pics, she created that site!

    link

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  48. Special, someone who posts on GB under the name "Extra" has nicked your posts from the wee hours of the morning about the man with Jake possibly being with Red Wagon, before it was determined to be Russell.

    But they never go to sights like this, right? ;)

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  49. Sights should be sites. That's why I leave the lyrics to Bono.

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  50. Hey, Dest, so you took another mode of transpo to work? I wouldn't blame you at all. Not to mention the hazard of falling on your behind in front of a bunch of people, but at least enjoy the warmth of a bus or whatever.

    Hi Elinor!! I'm sorry I missed your entrance into OMG. Welcome!!!
    :)

    It is a cast of characters here. And it is now 65 degrees F! I'm telling you; I need a second shower. Already have the beginnings of a sockline, I'm not kidding. 2 days and a sock & watchline, how bout that. I should've gone out @ 8 when it was probably 45. Now that's some perfect walking weather.

    Elinor, your English is pretty good. Do not worry about commenting here at all, okay? I communicate with someone in Italy on LiveJournal and she gets selfconcious about her English, too, but I think it is extremely good. You are very talented to know 2 languages.

    Wicked, hope you all get your new printer installed okay. I had gotten a new one, too, with wireless in it already. I tried to install it myself & the computer guys said they could tell that I had tried & that I almost had it. Drats!! My problem was I was on the wrong network. In one split second, we were in business!

    Wow, the Edge is in the house. Cool.
    ;)

    And speaking of music, heard an announcement of an upcoming concert. Talk about a throwback to the 80's. Def Leppard, Poison, & Cheap Trick.
    Man, if only Joe Elliot looked anything like he did 20 years ago. That guy was something else.

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  51. Special, someone who posts on GB under the name "Extra" has nicked your posts from the wee hours of the morning about the man with Jake possibly being with Red Wagon, before it was determined to be Russell.

    But they never go to sights like this, right? ;)


    Let's hope they find my correction and use that one too. : )

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  52. Anything but JIS gives them Vertigo.

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  53. OMG we go ahead 1 hour this weekend.

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  54. Or is it fall forward, spring back?

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  55. Hi Prairiegirl and thanks very much for your words of encouragment!
    I think I have no real talent for languages , but I try to improve!
    If you knew !! I bought three books to learn spanish , brezilian and german. Oh and I would like to decipher hieroglyph too! I am full of hope lol

    I love reading your comments , you seem so witty , full of life and kind. But you are all here.

    Thought there is something whish really pissed me off, interesting things like those wonderful pics always come when I sleep !! shit!
    But on other side , it's like christmas, I have a good surprise when I wake up.

    Oh and thanks for the songs , I discover a lot of songs here!

    BUT when I think of Jaustin , I have always the cole porter's hit " I 've got you under my skin" in mind!
    Ah my passsion for Jazz! lol

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  56. Welcome, Elinor :)

    Still basking in the Jaustin afterglow :)

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  57. Afternoon Crumbs

    Jakey and Austin go riding again. That sentence just made my peen hole pop - (Popsugar)

    Dlisted

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  58. I haven't had a chance to check in all week so I am beyond ecstatic to see these photos. I don't have time to read any comments now which is frustrating. No wonder Austin is shouting from the rooftops! :)

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  59. Hi B.V.

    LOL, it's about time we heard from Michael K.

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  60. It's great to see so many old and new faces stopping by.

    Shouting from rooftops, iphones, and bikes.

    Amazing what one couple can do. What joy comes from something so true.

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  61. Hey PG, thanks for the shout out. I'm around, just lurking mainly. Been super busy at work lately and just come home and have hardly any time to post. Still love visiting when I can though and reading everyone's thoughts. This past couple days have been so great, I'm so happy we have this place to share the Jaustin love :)

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  62. Cause it can't be said enough, thanks Special for keeping this place up through the last couple years. Couldn't have been easy to stay positive, but you did it and that's why we love you :)

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  63. The one day I didn't check into OMG or WFT2, the boys came out... for a bike ride!!!! Jake has not looked this happy for a long while. Did Austin just get back to LA? Is he done with OTH?

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  64. "Amazing what one couple can do. What joy comes from something so true."

    I would say miracles happen every day!! never despair cause surprises always come for those who know to wait even if it's hard sometimes.

    And you 're right, there is something so true in them , I know people can have different wiews on the nature of their relationship and it's good in some way but whatever it's so genuine and affectionate and I am so happy to see them together and in same time a bit jealous lol

    It's late already and I have to go to bed unfortunately!
    It's surely afternoon for you , but never mind
    Good night ! lol

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  65. I just had to post and say how happy I am to see the pictures and
    how happy they both look. I am
    just thrilled to see them both
    together again. What a handsome
    couple they make! I forgot to say
    hello to Prairie Girl! You really
    have a super way to expressing yourself that I wish I had and I
    have become your number one fan and
    like very much to see OMG blogspot.
    I am pretty dull and boring myself
    but really enjoy hearing everyone's
    thoughts! Take care and have a good
    weekend! I have no control over this spacing so please excuse!!

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  66. What a treat! I just popped in to see what's new (really drunk since it's Friday night and a bit depressed) before going to sleep and OMG new Jaustin pics! This call out for a huge SQUEEEE! It's amazing how serene Jake looks in the the company of one particular man. I'm too messed up to analyse the pics closer but I think something must have changed in pr after Jake became so stressed.

    Shout Austin, shout out as loud as you can!

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  67. What a treat! I just popped in to see what's new (really drunk since it's Friday night and a bit depressed) before going to sleep and OMG new Jaustin pics! This call out for a huge SQUEEEE! It's amazing how serene Jake looks in the the company of one particular man. I'm too messed up to analyse the pics closer but I think something must have changed in pr after Jake became so stressed.

    Shout Austin, shout out as loud as you can!

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  68. Hi Orchid! You are right. It's been a great couple of days. So happy to see you, too! Understand about work and all. It gets that way sometimes.

    Kacieeeee! Did you ever think? It is nice, isn't it? Your spacing looked alright, about the way it usually does. Very much "you". I couldn't handle it if your format looked any different - I wouldn't recognize you! How's the new computer working out? Did your snow melt? Ours is virtually gone now. We're supposed to get some rain & cloudy days now. At least we had some really nice days this week.

    People were picknicking at the park, fishing like crazy (they just stocked the lake at my park), and generally just all over the place, getting in my way & violating my personal space, lol. I'm always glad when the novelty of spring is over & my park calms down.

    Oh man, watching the last episode of Seinfeld. The ones where the 4 are on trial and all of their nemesis' appear as witnesses. It is just one humongous laughfest. Jackie Chiles absolutely kills me. Kills me.

    You know, I'm still not thinking about any sidethoughts about these biking pictures - still just enjoying them. Regardless of anything, Jake has never looked better. Hands down.

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  69. Seeing the pics of Jake and Austin yesterday, it keeps reminding me of when Jake sang "And I am Telling You I'm Not Going" to his unique fanbase then started his 2 year homophobic bearding right after. After these bike pics I wouldn't be surprised to see Reeke engaged. Jake seems to think he's pacifying people when all he's really doing is cheating himself.

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  70. Of all the times to be busy at work and not able to drop everything to view. Very frustrating.

    Did anyone see Ted's new blind vice today? A rising male actor, about to be the next best thing, refuses to pretend and is going to take his BF everywhere and not hide that he is gay, despite his management's best efforts to get him to play the game. I've no clue who it is since I only follow Jake, Austin and Heath. But it does occur to me that even closeted and bearding, Jake has accomplished something. Any rising gay actor would be watching what happens to Jake, see the stress etc. It would surely influence his choice to be himself. So if even one guy decides to be out due to this charade, something good came of it. Now we just have to wait and see who it is.

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  71. Couldnt wait to get home to see if everyone was still sky high. Yesterday was awesome.

    So great to see everyone checking in.

    I so hope we dont have to wait long to see the guys together again. My feelings are that reeke will continue but the guys have had the leash loosened just a little bit. If Jake and Austin are together then eventually they are going to be spotted. They cant live in a cage forever. They both must feel liberated today. I think this takes a lot of pressure off both of them.

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  72. M,

    The blind item vice about the closeted actor who refuses to get a girlfriend is probably Zachary Quinto. All of the clues fit.

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  73. Zachary Quinto will be all over the place when the new Star Trek movie really starts to be promoted. He's playing Spock.

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  74. What women would call her boyfriend fabulous? A str8 guy would have a fit if his gf called him fabulous. Get real.

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  75. You know, after Jake and Austin out together again, after the warm and ebuliant reception they received all over the interweb - with the exception of those Reeking places - and with all the fingernail chewing over the SC decision on Prop 8, any kind of official marriage announcement will appear to be a desparate attempt to fix what was already beyond repair. Jake and Reese get "engaged" now, the cries of 'fauxmance!' and 'Bearding!' will be even more loud than they are now.

    Unless, the engagment is for Jake and Austin. Then the shouts will be of a completely different tone.

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  76. Kacie you do make sense since the one poster who sound even more dull then you is prairiegirl! Way to 'look up', gal ;-)

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  77. You took the time to click here, scroll down, read posts, type and then hit submit only to rag on someone?


    zzzzzzzzzzzzz ia correct.

    Defense mechanisming - denigrate others in order to elevate oneself - at it's very best.

    Is that all you can come up with in the face of Jake and Austin togther is insults about OMGs posters? Hmmmm...could be you've begun to see the Jaustin light?

    More likely, in that tiny spot in the back of your mind, you've always understood the truth.

    Come out of the Reeke closet, zzzzzz! You'll feel better, I'm sure.

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  78. Aw, that's alright zzzzz. I've never said I've led the life of the Unsinkable Molly Brown or Auntie Mame. You've got a captive audience right here. Fill me in on what it's like to live! live! live! Because you know, "Life's a banquet and most poor suckers are starving to death!"

    I'm starving to death, apparently, zzzz, so tell me how I can liven up my life. I want you to be my inspiration. My mentor. My guide. My lead by example. My very own Auntie Mame. Tell me all of it. Every romantic, every lively, every exciting, every dangerous, every lurid detail of your daily life so I can have a script to follow. And I want details!! I want every wild story of things you've done. All your ideas & thoughts. I want to know....you.

    So get to typing. I want to see it all in the morning when I get back on here. I can't wait. Finally, somebody who has the goods to lead me out of this humdrum, forsaken dark hole I've put myself in.

    Ol' HumDrum, Big Snoozola bidding you all sweet dreams & a blessed good night.

    lol. That was fun.

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  79. 11:41 & 11:46, if you're one & the same or two different, here ya go.

    A big ol' HUGGGG for you. Heck, maybe even a peck on the cheek for you, if you don't mind.

    Kacie, you & me? We're buddies and ain't nobody ever going to affect that. I love you, always.

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  80. "You know, after Jake and Austin out together again, after the warm and ebuliant reception they received all over the interweb - with the exception of those Reeking places.."

    "All over the net"? Sorry, but many sides did not even post the pics and even places like "TMZ" and "Ent Lawyer" (not to mention "E" and "People", but there you would expect it) posted only a picture of Jake - no word that Austin was with him. The buzz is very low.....

    And then this on "Elle":

    "When boyfriend Jake Gyllenhaal made a surprise visit to the set, the couple embraced, and as Witherspoon’s mix turned to a Jack Johnson tune, the two dropped everything and started slow dancing".

    Makes one think what is going on behind the scenes.....

    PR has approved the pics, no doubt about it. Lets wait and see what happens next....

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  81. Good morning you all

    I just wake up and the first new I see it's an odd story in Elle Mag ( boring Mag nontheless),surely from an other dimension, with Jake and "the one who musn't be named" in a romantic dance!
    Right now, far from me the idea of these two in such situation, specially after my pleasant dream about two famous boys dancing a languorous slow in the middle of the street.( saddly not in spandex LOL!)
    Oh well like I am more indulgent during the week end , I forgive Elle for this little aberration!

    Well have a good night's end then a good day , see you later!

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  82. from Elle: The mother of two swayed to a mixture of the White Stripes and Maroon 5 (her own iPod), while photographer Carter Smith snapped her in a sharp Calvin Klein blazer and skinny trousers. When boyfriend Jake Gyllenhaal made a surprise visit to the set, the couple embraced, and as Witherspoon’s mix turned to a Jack Johnson tune, the two dropped everything and started slow dancing. Do we hear wedding bells?

    Anonymous said...Correct me, but aren't ipods made for 1 person (or 2 if you have another plug) and they use earplugs? Can an ipod project sound thru a room like it has powerful speakers? Sorry i'm not into music, don't own one.

    Evelyn said...Uh-oh, we have a problem

    Prairie Girl said (hope this is ok to bring over PG) I know in a car you can share earsets to listen to an IPod, but that's for travel purposes. I suppose they want us to think that in some impromptu, blissfully romantic moment, she gave Jake one of her earbuds and they just felt compelled to waltz.

    I know this comes from Elle magazine which like Vogue is a reputable publication. But I really find this story a little farfetched. Why would Jake go to this? Very possible, I suppose if he was picking her up for lunch or something, but when they go into this spin about breaking into a dance, the story takes a turn for fiction.

    In alllllll the appearances together these 2 have had, alllll the photo ops, there has just never been this air of "hopeless romanticism" about them. Just like the Vogue story, with Jake scribbling things in the restaurant guestbook & the sheer romanticism of their trip to Paris, this idea of these 2 breaking into an impromptu, uncontrollable need to dance just smacks of extraordinary.



    ITA with PG especially with the faux romanticism. The ipod with Reeke dancing to it sounds like a bunch of BS not only because it's REEKE (give us a fucking break) but also because of the ipod sound logistics.

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  83. Plus the lead would no way stretch from her tinyness up to his height. Choice of Jack Johnson inspired by the London gig last summer. Choice of Maroon 5 inspired by ... you see where this is going.

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  84. Why would the "Elle" people make this up? Whatever, it gives a certain impression to their readers.

    BTW, the new generation of ipods can be integrated with boxes so you don´t need the earplugs.

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  85. Fincher SB Film Fest: Jake alone

    Shopping in Venice with friends: Reese the outsider

    NY with Maggie: Jake alone

    Lots of pics of Jake doing stuff alone

    March 2 coffee: Hands in pocket, holding phone/keys, no affection with Reese whatsoever

    Last time we saw Reeke hold hands: Vanity Fair party, Reese was the instigator. See "death grip".

    Austin blogs he's in LA, he howls, he tells people to get into romance, Jake is announced to be in musical, tightly cropped pics of keyless/remoteless Jake getting into his unlocked car, Reese describes Jake as fabulous, voila! pics of Jake and Austin biking with matching helmets appear.

    Is Jake trying to get back his life or his fans? Both? Trying to be ambiguous and intriguing again instaed of selling out to the masses? Because we all know, that sale went in the bargain bin at the dollar store the very first week. Can he recoup his fan value, time will tell.

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  86. Oh yeah, the box version.

    As you say, whatever, it gives a certain impression to their readers.

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  87. the couple embraced, and as Witherspoon’s mix turned to a Jack Johnson tune, the two dropped everything and started slow dancing.

    We do that all the time!

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  88. The couple embraced and danced? They barely touch. She dragged him into the VF party like a mother leading a child. That's a PR story for sure. Reaction to the Jake and Austin pics, no doubt. notice they waited until after those pics to tell the tale. The JIS crowd is in a panic.

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  89. I was just trying to say it was
    really a treat just to see J@A out
    and about. They both look in really
    great shape and happy. It is also
    nice to see Jake back with friends.
    That is all I meant. About Jake
    and Reese, we will just see what
    the future holds. I may not post for awhile because I am trying to
    see if my neighbor can paint my
    kitchen and lay some new tile for
    me. Please take care of yourselves
    everybody and just count all your
    blessings in these tough times.
    If I were Austin, I would be BOTH
    SINGING, DANCING, AND HOWLING AT
    THE SAME TIME!!. I am only joking.
    I do hope Austin keeps on getting
    acting jobs. I also hope that Jake
    may eventually get to do Joe Namath.

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  90. Interesting about that FL blog. She can be quite the impulsive poster. Remember that comment she made here with her blogger name and then deleted?

    Kacie you do make sense since the one poster who sound even more dull then you is prairiegirl! Way to 'look up', gal ;-)

    Kacie, you are not dull and boring. I don't know why you would say that. ZZZZZZZZ is well named. So easy to call other people out when nobody knows anything about you, isn't it? One of my favorite things about PG is her ability to enjoy the mundane things in life, because let's face it, life is made up of mostly mundane things. We all need to know how to enjoy our lives more. I feel I have learned a lot from PG and Kacie's outlooks and their willingness to share themselves with all of us, unlike you, ZZZZZZZ.

    Last night, the Mrs. and I went to see Stars on Ice. It was great! We were three rows back and could see everything. The Mrs. took lots of pics to try out her new camera. She's got to edit them and then I will try and put them on Flickr or something so you all can see if you want.

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  91. I agrre Wicked Kacie and PG Girl are anything but dull. They make OMG a great place to hangout.

    ITA with PG having the ability to make the mundane things in life sound fun. That is a very special talent. As they say in figure skating SPOT ON.

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  92. Dont worry about anyone else PG and Kacie. You guys both make OMG interesting in your own way. I always wondered why ppl get online and say nasty things about other posters. Are they looking for attention? I dont get it. I always thought blogs were about sharing.

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  93. Why would the "Elle" people make this up?

    Why wouldn't they? They do it all the time and it's not like Reese is going to complain, lol.

    "Ms Johansson has at no point granted UK Cosmopolitan an interview, and she has never discussed her personal relationships with the publication. The cover story is an obvious attempt by UK Cosmopolitan to gain monetarily by misinforming their readers. Ms Johansson ... is disappointed to see a seemingly reputable publication inexplicably publish a work of fiction at her expense."

    Scarlett Johansson threatens to sue Cosmopolitan in dispute over quotes

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  94. "Reaction to the Jake and Austin pics, no doubt. notice they waited until after those pics to tell the tale. The JIS crowd is in a panic."

    The jaustin Pic are PR approved!

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  95. Johansson never did an interview for UK cosmo, nor posed for the cover. She did an interview with the US cosmo and they took that interview and added those quotes, that's the complaint.

    Reese sat down with Elle to do the interview and cover and her PR was there i can imagine and it got approval before it wasput to print.

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  96. Since the Elle folks published that issue with some miraculous digital plastic surgery, Reese looking more like and Olson twin than the 30 something woman she really is, why wouldn't they print erroneous information within the pages?

    In other words - the pic on the cover is a fake, why not the copy, too?

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  97. Just because Reeke must always make a phone call to X17 before meeting up for coffee, that doesn't translate into the same Machavellian behahvior for others.

    Jake and Austin together does absolutely nothing for the Jake is Straight campaign. Nothing except remind the silly fangirls of what chemistry between two people in love REALLY looks like.

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  98. Elle dancing piece of fiction is laughable.

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  99. "Jake and Austin together does absolutely nothing for the Jake is Straight campaign. Nothing except remind the silly fangirls of what chemistry between two people in love REALLY looks like"


    Hum yeah PR is in panic for sure!

    Please even on WFT2 they aren't so stupid and naive!

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  100. Most if not all cover shots are air brushed/photoshopped, why should this one be any diff? Where have you been?

    the biking photo-op was not meant to be part of the straight campaign IMo, just another tiral balloon by PR, hey did it in April '07 with 2 sets of biking pics in the beggining of this, didn't like the response.

    They must be pleased with the response or i should say non-response.

    BTW, photoshopped or not, that is one hot chickon the cover!!

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  101. Reese hot? Only in her dreams.

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  102. Some closeted gay man publically beard. Why should Reeke be any different?

    So, now you're saying that the biking pics from 2007 were PR plants, too? Really? Sheesh. Reach to find any excuse to explain away Jake not with Reese and looking oh, so VERY happy much?

    Oh, not that your empty arguments would have swayed a used tissue, but you lost all credibility when you declared the fake Reese on the cover hot.

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  103. Trying to be ambiguous and intriguing again instaed of selling out to the masses? Because we all know, that sale went in the bargain bin at the dollar store the very first week.

    LOL! Some of you here have the best way with words.

    Also, how is that vacuum that nature abhors, Gyllenbabble? Interesting that from what I've heard, they've been silenced pretty much by these new pics, and you'd think that in the interest of good will, they'd post the J&A biking photos, even if they think they are friends only. It speaks volumes.

    Speaking of Zachary Quinto and Chris Pine, I saw the previews for the new Star Trek movie and are they not a slasher's dream couple? Both hot in their own way - Kirk fiery and explosive, Spock controlled exterior but simmering underneath. I don't know if it will be a great movie, but the chemistry between them ought to be interesting. :)

    KC and PG, you guys are fantastic, pay no attention to the negativity. You both, and everyone, contribute to making this blog "fabulous". :)

    And a big welcome to Elinor from France! :*

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  104. If you don't want to be papped,you don't go biking in Griffith Park: 2007 or Brentwood (where you are rumored to be living with Reese and jogged in the same area for a whole week this pass Jan. with his trainer). There are plenty of places in LA to jog w/o pap intrusion. Do you actually think the paps were just hanging around waiting for them to cycle by?? LOL!!! Fake just like the coffee/shopping pics.

    Posters on WTF2 ain't buying it either.

    There is no diff. between you and the babblers, dumber than dirt.

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  105. Wait a minute there, dirt. You just contradicted yourself.

    You state that if one wishes to be seen, go to a place where paps are known to congregate. But, what would be the need to call and alert them if they are already there?

    No matter how you try to spin this, twisting it into a little hard ball inside your gut, especially after the last several weeks of Reeke missteps and a high profile Austin, there is no way that Jake and Austin biking can do anything to help the DOAness of Reeke.

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  106. heavy sigh

    A Lot Like Love. Anybody ever seen that one? Ashton Kutcher & Amanda Peet. I tell you what. That Ashton Kutcher is something. I don't know why I like him in movies so much. I just do. I missed alot of this one - I keep catching just the end of it.

    Kacie, you don't need to explain or apologize for anything whatsoever. I shouldn't have even paid any heed to their comment, but when they picked on yours, I had to say something. I couldn't let them just get away with that. Let's forget it - it isn't worth it.

    And thanks to Wicked, Clarity, Slasher's Dream & Tom for your kind words. You all are the best and, don't know how you feel about group hugs, corny as they are, but too bad! Kacie, get in here, there ya go. Group Hug!

    Lunch at Ponak's today, alright!! That means crunchy tacos and chips & salsa. Chips & salsa mean --- instant gratification. And since I just had a pear with peanut butter, that means I'll be starved.

    Oh, and 04:40, that's okay, I'm fine with it. I just posted that over there because the article appeared over there, plus I was trying to keep from mentioning the R-word over here. It's called cross-pollenation, lol!

    Hello to Elinor! After I get off of here, I need to check the time difference between here & where you are. I've gotten more of a geography lesson from OMG & LJ than I could ever remember from school.

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  107. Several of the WFT2 posters are threatened by J & A. They want to believe that Jake was in love with Heath and that Austin is not good enough for Jake or they want to believe that Chris is Jake's bf. They hate seeing the chemistry between Jake and Austin.

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  108. Stars on Ice had to have current Olympic skaters, Wicked? And U.S. National skaters? Man, how did you guys get such great seats? You must've hopped on Ticketmaster 3 minutes before the call start time. Have you ever ice skated before, Wicked? I never have, but always wished I could. It looks so graceful and it's something that you can move to music with. Besides being a sport, it's also another way one can express to music and that always attracts my attention. And the other thing I like? Is the sound of the skates on the ice.

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  109. Griffith Park/Brentwood: pap heaven. No need to call them since they hang out there along with LAX,Peet's Coffee, the medical building in BH, Laxxe cafe, various farmers markets, etc. All can be avoided but he and his people choose not to.

    He can manage to "dissapear" from the radar for the most part except when he wants to promote Reeke, or make sure he is seen with Directors, and certain friends and family.

    Popsugar and JJ are PR blogs and usually get all or most pap pics free which explains why they posted the full set while PITNB, TMZ, E, People, Perez has to actually purchase them that would explain some only posted the one shot of Jake.

    IHJ always gets all of the shots as you already know.

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  110. Perez has to actually purchase them that would explain some only posted the one shot of Jake.

    Why didn't he buy and post a photo of Jake and Austin?

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  111. TMZ, E, People, Perez has to actually purchase them that would explain some only posted the one shot of Jake

    They all choose not to post pictures of Jake and Austin.

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  112. What's the difference between gyllenbabble not posting those pics on the blog and OMG not posting Reeke pics? Childish on both ends and both claim to be Jake fan blogs.

    If you believe they are just friends/business partners then the blog owners should have no problem posting pics of them once in a while.

    J&A, friends= postings on GB, J&R=friends= no postings on OMG.

    BTW, posting links and bitching about them in the comments is not the same thing.

    No diff. between OMG and GB, 2 nutty extremes.

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  113. Why would TMZ choose not to if they could? Of all the sites, that surprised me. They sure had access like JJ and Popsugar, 2 of the biggest PR whore sites and Reeke friendly sites out there, the fasct that they posted all the pics PR dumped and TMZ didn't makes no sense. And dumping is what they did, happens all the time when tons of pics are taken for a purpose, PR wants the most circulation.

    I don't think that any site purchased those pics, OR dumped them and the sites decided what to post:PR whores Popsugar and JJ, mstly all PR approved pics and the rest not for whatever reason.

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  114. But, how can a photo-op be arranged without calling ahead? How can PR know who will be snapped or what shot will be hawked on line? Seems like an awful iffy way to insure the right message gets out there.

    Also, x17 is Reeke's pap of choice, the agency they have a contract with, but the biking pics were taken by another firm, a non-contracted one, one that is under no obligation - either legal or friendly - to play ball nicely. Why would PR want to give up image control like that?

    That spining ball keeps getting tighter and tighter.

    Oh, and you're aware that this attempt to explain away Jake and Austin, with every mention of pap infested places in LA, the validity of Reeke is tarnished even more, right?

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  115. WHAT IF Jake and Austin did the photo op without knowledge/approval of PR/Reese? Ever thought about that?

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  116. That should be J&A=friends NO postings on GB.

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  117. If you believe they are just friends/business partners then the blog owners should have no problem posting pics of them once in a while.

    Why would we want to promote bearding ?!?

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  118. soiled said, lol. That was a good one, I have to say.

    Okay, got it!! 7 hrs difference between Kansas and France. 10:30 in the morning here, 17:30 there. Dinnertime.

    Totally off subject, but oh well.

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  119. Pictures of Reeke are not posted here because OMG has not desire to be a party to decption and the homophobic act of bearding.

    But, since Babble Central are 100% convinced that Jake is straight, with Reese and SOOOOOO in love, there should be no reason why they wouldn't be thrilled to post pics of Jake and his good friend Austin.

    No reason except that they recognize what the Guys in public mean, and that 100% sure thing isn't.

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  120. 11:26: LOL!! Now who is spinning???

    And i thought thatReeke were the only PR whores that called the paps!

    Reeke seems to have several agencies on contract: Fame, X17,Ramey.

    PS: If I remember correctly INF was the agency that just happened to pap Reese and her kids on MV in 2007, I wonder who called them? Oh of course they were just hanging around MV, LOL!!!

    Reeke photos are fake too and obvious, just like the biking pics!!

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  121. I'm with you on that, so fast. That's exactly what I believe happened. Jake and Austin went there precisely because of the pap presence, but did so of their own accord. No PR approval, no Reese. They wished to be seen together in public. A result of Austin's not taking IT anymore.

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  122. But, dirt, you didn't answer my question. Why would a PR firm that has up to this point been so controling of every tidbit and mention of Reeke put out there throw caution and reputation to the wind just this one time by allowing Jake and Austin on public streets for just any old pap agency to snap them?

    Hmmmmm?

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  123. Huh? What the hell does Reese schlepping her kids across the country for a photo-op have to do with anything? How is the fact that Reese is a PR whore and willing to use her kids at every opportunity relevant to Jake and Austin biking?

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  124. I honestly get the feeling Jake and Austin arranged the bike photo op themselves, without PR or Reese's knowledge or approval. I think it was a rebellion, but done with concessions so as not to totally out Reeke as fake. Reasons: image agency used (different, smaller, relatively unknown), only pics of the 2 riding (no personal interactions), shot in Brentwood (where Reese lives supposedly with Jake).

    If I'm wrong and it was an accident that the 2 were caught together, then it explains why a smaller image agency released the pics, and I'm sure even then it was negotiated by PR to have only the riding pics released, no personal interaction ones, and why the larger sites were encouraged by PR to print only the solo Jake ones.

    [btw I'm not the same as 11:25, weird name coincidence.]

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  125. A poster was claiming that INF was not one of the Reeke agencies, and I just pointed out that they just happened to be there on MV when Reese was there with her kids that summer. They were called and they showed up, nuff said.

    If the pics were not PR approved they would not be dumped on PR whore sites like Popsugar and JJ.

    Admit it, you are puzzled to why these pics didn't create the same intersest outside the usual places like the pics in 2007.

    Pics were PR approved like the ones in 2007 was to see if he can hang with Austin and other males w/o the usual "buzz" imo. I think they failed last time that's why Austin "dissapeared", they must feel Reeke is working, another trial balloon and they must be pleased.

    They also must be pleased that certain sites decided to post what they wanted even though they had access to all.

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  126. JJ and Popsugar are considered large fan sites checkout the traffic. They also had the choice to ignore the pics like a lot of the blogs seem to have done.

    INF may be a small agency but they weren't too small to show up on MV.

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  127. they must feel Reeke is working, another trial balloon and they must be pleased

    PR is pleased with public losing interest in Jake ?!?

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  128. Every celeb knows INF is the go-to agency for small pap stuff. I hired them for one shot of me on MV so people thought I was staying with Jake. I had to, I never saw the little fucker the entire time I was there. Shithead.

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  129. What public? The online "fandom"? Thye despise the online fandom, talking about the rest of the population. This is all for them, you fans are not in the mix.

    BBM aside, you didn't show up for Zodiac and Rendition, something that is not lost on his PR and Jake.

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  130. Anyone else get the feeling dirt/tmz is the same poster who kept arguing and going on and on and on and on and on and on about the weather in Venice and Jake's hairline?!

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  131. "PR is pleased with public losing interest in Jake ?!?"

    certainly not , but maybe they hoped jautin pics rekindle the fire.
    2009: promoting year for Jake

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  132. Look at that big bump!

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  133. ^^ New Prince pics.

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  134. What public? The online "fandom"?

    No, millions of people who read gossip and entertainment news online. PR is pleased with online public losing interest in Jake ?!?

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  135. The way he's standing all curved torso with his hands lightly resting on his hips..

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  136. "Okay, got it!! 7 hrs difference between Kansas and France. 10:30 in the morning here, 17:30 there. Dinnertime."


    Hi Prairiegirl!!!!

    You 're from Kansas!!! That makes me dream suddenly , the country of Dorothy lol ( excuse my poor cultural reference) I remember having seen a documentary about Kansas and that looked so beautiful there!

    Yeah 7 hours difference between your home and mine in south of france!
    oh no no no 17h30 isn't dinnertime here,it's between 19:30 and 20:00 lol.

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  137. South of France?

    Sounds devine!

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  138. Where is everyone, passed out or getting busy?!

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