We need to get out of here. Got your seatbelt on?
She told me I look like Britney Spears! Why would she say that if she doesn't like me?
I really don't know. Seatbelt.
She said that the only thing to do was to burn the scores and drink lots of margaritas.
B.O.B.!
I think you missed the Y.
Light beer. Less calories.
Seatbelt
Jake, I can't do this.
Like I could tip a cow BY MYSELF!
Seatbelt.
I'm going to ask you a series of questions and I want you to answer honestly. Has yo
ur recent alcohol intake increased?
I'm fine.
So what are you hiding from the law or is it just a bad nose job?
(Look at the ringing cell phone, but not picking up)
(Picking it up)
I'm here to speak for those who can't speak for themselves.
What a charming boy, I like his hair so much!
Ok, just put the phone back.
You know what your problem is? You take yourself way too seriously.
You see, you can't interfere with destiny. That's why it's destiny. And if you try to interfere, the same thing's going to happen anyway, and you'll just suffer.
It's like my mom says, "The weak are always trying to sabatoge the strong."
Do you know what you are saying?
You made me doubt my smartness.
and if you want to keep questioning me like this, I won't continue without my attorney present.
Alrighty
And you, I throw myself at you and you still say no? How gay are *you*?
Oh why don't you just go to a gay bar!
Later:
... unbelievably she didn't really talk, just kept doing lines from movies she did.
Legally Blonde? Penelope? Cruel Intentions? Monster vs Aliens? Tell me she did do Just Like Heaven? The Jake line from Sweet Home Alabama? Please say she did American Psycho. What about that line from Friends?
Yes, Yes... Yes, yes, yes, yes yes and yes. And ....Oh yeah.
Happy Bastille Day!
But Wicked I do have to work inhumane hours, make the ultimate sacrifice and believe me this bearding job is thankless!
ReplyDeleteWicked... i wasn't talking about bearding specifically, but i was talking about what you said, denying who you are to strive for - what he obviously sees as - a more important goal. whether we share his view or not, i think he's making a sacrifice to do what he feels is most important for him right now. that sacrifice is not paying off (IMHO) like maybe he planned, and he seems to actually be suffering from it. however, i think that repressing who you are for your career is a sacrifice that sometimes has to be made, such as in his case (at least he thinks so) and in others as well (Daniel Choi, just for a quick ex.)
ReplyDeleteCUTE post today! Good job!
jake and reese have never come out as a couple. they've barely even acknowledged each other in any way outside of photo ops. so while the small part of the world who cares about them thinks they are dating, they haven't actually said they were, and so i think they could possibly just break it off with some excuse and walk away if they chose to.
ReplyDeletemaybe i'm being naive to think that, but, oh well.
These two have done everything they can, short of confirming it, to appear to be a couple. To argue that they are just friends or that they could get away with saying that at this point is ridiculous to me.
These two have done everything they can, short of confirming it, to appear to be a couple. To argue that they are just friends or that they could get away with saying that at this point is ridiculous to me.
ReplyDeleteyeah, i know. i said i was being naive... i'm good with "ridiculous" too.
i think that repressing who you are for your career is a sacrifice that sometimes has to be made
ReplyDeleteI could not disagree more.
Sienna, I disagree that the examples you provided are denying parts of who they are. They are denying themselves, yes, but they are not denying their own identity.
Sorry for the delay, for something that looks relatively simple this was a nightmare of a post. Think I spent more time fixing bad HTML code than anything else. Care where you cut and past.
ReplyDeleteI can get some pasted on?
ReplyDeleteWicked... i respect your take on things, and imagine you are more in the know about this topic than me.
ReplyDeletehowever, i know that oftentimes people feel compelled to hide parts of themselves in order to get along. for ex: in my writing group, several folks have deleted their LJ's for fear of someone from their work getting wind of their writings and creating trouble for them because of it.
what jake is doing - if he's actually bearding, which i agree is what it seems to be, but we have to admit a small room for the possibility that we are wrong... but anyway, IF he's bearding, it's not a good signal, and i think he's reaping a lot of negativity for it. however, i just can't totally condemn him because he's human, just like me, and i've done some stupid things THINKING i was making a smart decision at the time. hind sight showed diff, but by then, it was too late.
like i said, i'm not trying to make him about to be Captain Noble or anything like that... he's just a dude who's in a fubared situation right now, probably wishing like hell he could twitch his nose and be anybody else at the moment, and i feel sorry for him. :(
Speaking of balls: Happy All Star Game Day today!
ReplyDeleteGO AL!!!
ReplyDeleteWin the home field advantage for the Sox when they get to the World Series.
To Destiny from the previous post:
ReplyDeleteGLAAD has issued a statement against Bruno after they viewed it:
http://www.blogowogo.com/blog_article.php?aid=2239407&t=a
GO NL!!!
ReplyDeleteWin the home field advantage for the Dodgers when they get to the World Series.
Ahhh yeah - Imposter K, missed it but a lot. My NL team would be the Phils.
ReplyDeleteDamn!
ReplyDeleteThe post is hilarious, Special.
ReplyDeleteHaven't we all been around someone drunk who has said the weirdest things and you're almost wishing they'd fall asleep already?
however, i know that oftentimes people feel compelled to hide parts of themselves in order to get along.
ReplyDeleteYes, people sometimes hide parts of themselves. But I think when people hide parts of themselves that are essential parts of their identity, the damage is too great. Who you love is a fundamental piece of who you are as a person. When you have to hide this, it makes you feel that you are not okay. To me, nothing you can gain from doing this is worth it.
Well said Wicked.
ReplyDeleteCritic, I did not realize that GLAAD had issued a new statement after seeing the movie. The press release is confusing, at the top it is dated May 7, but lower down it says July 10. The former date jives with my memory that they issued something several months ago, before seeing the movie. GLAAD coes good work, but I don't agree with them all the time.
And there are plenty of others who disagree. Queerity for one found nothing homophobic about it, and if you look at Towleroad there are plenty of people on both sides of the argument.
My original proposition still stands, with so many different opinions I'm not going to label something homophobic without having even seen it for myself, something the poster on the other thread did.
Not to mention I value the opinion of two of my closest, oldest friends, two gay men, over that of one or more people posting here under names I've never seen post before.
ReplyDeleteIt looks like Jake did not go alone to the movies and I don't mean Reese. If you look in the first few pics, you can see Matt Frost in the background and then poof he kind of disappears.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if Jake and Matt went shopping and Reese showed up to meet them at the movies. I doubt Reese would spend time looking at speakers, but I could see Matt and Jake hanging out before the movie picking up electronics.
Are you sure that's him special. All I can see is a very, very rough looking Reese. Blimey, if I felt as bad as she looked I wouldn't leave my house, maybe not even my bed. She looks like she's going to throw up in a few of these pics.
ReplyDeleteCan't understand why anyone famous (who might be papped) would let themselves be seen like this - very strange behaviour indeed.
look back behind them, in the first shot, you can see his face more
ReplyDeleteyou gotta wonder if they really did go to see the movie or not,and just met somewhere, Come on a date night in sweats no makeup, it more like sat morning errands.
There was a twitter from a guy last night who said he say Jake in Century City (assuming he meant shopping) but never mentioned Reese
ReplyDeleteLooks like Reese just turned up for the pap shot, why, i just can't imagine. These are hardly photos you'd want turning up on the cover of US weekly.
ReplyDeleteAlso, over at WFT2 there's a link to Reeke in ojai over the weekend. Anyone get the feeling that this is a weekend of pr planned 'summer love', already sold to a friendly tabloid (pre-weekend workout, saturday with the kids, sunday playing hipsters) that's gone rather wrong thanks to Reese not being able to know when she's had enough.
Probably complete tosh, but the thought sort of amuses me.
Meg - well it seems like Jake was really under the radar for a bit- and Austin not been seen filming by fans and extras makes you wonder how much fun he had that was not seen.
ReplyDeleteCentury City/BH = CAA, BWR, etc.
ReplyDeleteSounds like an after-regular-hours meeting then Reeke went to movies and shopping to lick wounds. Their own, not each other's. Duh!
"InsideGaming: Saw #Bruno and saw none other than the Prince of Persia himself, Jake Gyllenhaal. Nice to know celebs like to hang w/ the normies."
ReplyDeleteNo mention of Reese either.
"ojai over the weekend"
ReplyDeleteLOL. Only idiots would go to Ojai in the summer. It's been between 96 and 104 F there. 36-40 C for the Euros.
Yes there's AC but still you go outside sometime. My mom calls Ojai the poor man's Desert Santa Barbara, Lol.
Btw SOMEONE has to be living at Ojai house. To feed chickens, goats, keep watch/housesit, etc. Maybe it's a "housekeeper/caretaker" who just happens to have a toddler is the one who lives there.
ReplyDeleteAnother thing. lol sorry. Kids don't notice the heat like adults do. So a hot place like Ojai in the summer would be ok for a kid. Yes you have to keep them hydrated, etc. but look out your window on a 96F/36C day, you'll see kids sitting on sidewalks that you could fry an egg on, playing or running and doing slip and slides.
ReplyDeleteI remember wondering why adults always complained about the heat. What heat?!
ReplyDeleteWho you love is a fundamental piece of who you are as a person. When you have to hide this, it makes you feel that you are not okay. To me, nothing you can gain from doing this is worth it.
ReplyDeleteWicked... i'm not saying you're wrong at all. i tend to agree, and i think that's a lesson jake may be learning, the hard way.
I agree with the folks who've said:
WTF was she thinking going out like that? She looks so bad; you'd think she would've made extra effort to look perky and unscathed after that last set of pics. i'm interested to see what kind of spin the "J&R R Perfect" folks put on this.
i was amazed to read, over at dc, some folks say that reese didn't really look drunk in those pictures. i'm thinking those folks have never seen a drunk person before, 'cause that was not even up for debate imo.
s.
i'm thinking those folks have never seen a drunk person before
ReplyDeleteThey did. They are just playing stupid and want to remain Jake's "good" fans.
I happen to agree with Sienna that Reeke have not really acknowledged being a couple. Jake has not uttered one word about her. Reese talks about how "supportive" he is. That is friends talk. I have walked hand in hand with my gay friends many times. We even kiss and hug. It actually occured to me one day that my neighbors might think I am cheating on my husband when I was saying goodbye to a friend, so now I make sure to cool it when out in the driveway so noone gets the wrong impression.
ReplyDeleteBefore Ted's Awful Truth switched to the new format, you could go into the toothy archive and find every toothy mention. That is where the planned magazine article outing was discussed. But the original archive is gone, so it is only us old timers who recall these things that keep the details alive.
That's not Matt in those pics, I took a good look. He is one of the paps you can see himstalking them taking pics. I know Matt is a photographer, but that makes no sense.
ReplyDeleteI saw the Centuary city twitter and all it said was that he ran into a century city alumni Jake G whatever that means.
The Jake/Reese and the kids in Ojai were taken on Friday, looks like towards the evening looking at the photo not Saturday..
Just looked at the movie pics. This is not a happy couple. Nothing to do with paps. They are just not happy, either one of them. It's time to leave the scene of the accident.
ReplyDelete4 min vid on Today show about 10 year death of JFK Jr, has new pics. AMAZING how much Jake looks like him.
ReplyDelete"my neighbors might think I am cheating on my husband when I was saying goodbye to a friend, so now I make sure to cool it when out in the driveway so noone gets the wrong impression."
ReplyDeleteOh c'mon! Give them something to talk about!
"I saw the Centuary city twitter and all it said was that he ran into a century city alumni Jake G whatever that means."
ReplyDeleteIf you're implying it was just about a "Jake G" then you're wrong. "Gyllenhaal" was the name in the twitter.
"It's time to leave the scene of the accident."
ReplyDeleteIt's time to scrape up the remains!
7:16: That's not what I was implyng, I just didn't feel like typing out his last name, geez. I saw the "Gyllenhaal" twitter!!
ReplyDeleteSimmer down M, you have been following this long enough to know that they looked worst than this!
Not to worry, there will be cute cuddly pics from the set of her movie in philly!
Were there pictures of the Witherspoons in Ojai?
ReplyDeleteOr was it just a Twit?
i too thought the resemblance between JFK and JBG was astounding.
ReplyDeleteif J/R aren't in the minutes yet, they sure have me fooled. this looks like a major melt-down in the making, which i've been thinking for a while. he's not looked consistently, genuinely happy in many pics lately, altho he did look happy to me in the dc set pda pics.
s.
Here ya go;
ReplyDeletehttp://www.flickr.com/photos/elcanyonazo/3721295504/in/set-72157621332287983
I just remembered how Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel are a little behind Reeke, timewise. You know, Italy trip, piggybacking, Lakers kiss. So for J&J the HW Bowl was their Coachella, all happy smiles and holding hands. The next big J&J outing should be the "drunk-mad" edition. Or maybe not, seeing how Reeke's version went awry.
ReplyDelete"he did look happy to me in the dc set pda pics."
ReplyDeleteI had a huge audience! Bystanders on the street watching me and adoring me! I love to act! I love all the attention!
One thing Sienna about the DC pics, that he never really looked at Reese, looked over her head, just the side of her face or past her. Even her hugging him on set he is looking to the young lady he was talking to.
ReplyDeleteyes, that hug on the set was kinda funny. it was like he was hugging her but interacting with someone else. they were strange, but he did have a happy look on his face, which is rare these days.
ReplyDeletei'm still rolling about jakey see jakey do. i'm evil.
There was a tweet that they were at the "Granada Doaba" release party and said pictures would be coming, a couple of days ago. I think the flicker pictures were what they meant.
ReplyDeleteI actually think he was happy talking to the young lady on the set, he seems to brighten for everyone but Reese.
ReplyDeleteMaybe why no one sees Austin when he's "not in NC/in LA" is because he's in Ojai. Visiting his "cousin" who has a kid and works for Reese or something like that. And what a coincidence that Jakey was in Ojai late last week.
ReplyDelete"he seems to brighten for everyone but Reese."
ReplyDeleteKids hear the ice cream truck miles away but turn deaf when Mama calls.
If you are going by the one flickr pic, then he was in Ojai with Reese and the kids on Friday not all last week.
ReplyDeleteAustin could have been in Michigan last week for all we know. I remember someone posting on his IMDB page when he was arrested for DUI that he spends a lot of time there visiting cousins away from L.A.
You must think very little of Austin if you think he has nothing better else to do then stalk those 2 dummies around, he has his own life , friends and family seperate.
Italy, NY, DC and now Ojai, give me a break.
Doesn't he rent a place near the ocean in NC/Wilmington? I read on a OTH message board that he like to hang out in several clubs/bars in Wilmington. He loves the water, I bet he stays in Wilmongton even though he isn't needed on set and I don't blame him.
Correction, one flickr pic taken on Friday doesn't mean he was there any other day.
ReplyDeleteYou are insulting Austin, reducing him to something to be penciled into your next chapter of your fanfic. Please stop it's embarrasing.
Reese has a farm there and obviously stays there , period.
IMO Austin is and has been Wilmingon, living in the apt. near the beach and is on set when needs to be. Thee are plenty of things to do in Wilmington. I remember a tweet in late June hen I think OTH was on hiatus. They said they were hanging with Austin and Sophia Bush. The tweeter didn't have a location, but they were from TX, so I thought that that's where they saw them but it may have been Wilmington.
You say you are fans but you obviously think very little of him.
"stalk those 2 dummies"
ReplyDeleteLOL. I was inferring about Austin/Jake possibly being with BT in Ojai not Austin stalking your "Reeke is real" couple.
"Reese has a farm there and obviously stays there"
ReplyDeleteNot full time. Can't, impossible. As said before, Ojai is 110F hot and dry in summer, inland in the middle of nowhere. No real big reasons to go unless... ;)
"hanging with Austin and Sophia Bush"
Tweeter people go on vacation or visit other towns because of work. Sophia is in NY and LA a lot.
Please stop YOUR assumptions and misinterpretations. It's embarrassing.
Could have been a little plane jumping by both for parts known or unknown. Austin continues to be the man of mystery.
ReplyDeleteThere are mentions of Austin and Sophia back on set in Wilmington today.
ReplyDeleteThat's what happens with a big tall drink of Texan wild turkey, it makes you forget all the nasty stuff you did last night but makes you want to do it all over again tonight!
ReplyDeletePhew. Things are active in ReekeWorld. They seem to be trying to drum up business.
ReplyDeleteMan, I'm already weary of these 2 and it's only been a few days, lol. I'm really surprised Avon picked Reese as a rep/spokesperson. She rarely wears makeup when she goes out, especially with Jake, "her man".
And there's no way Reese is going to wear or use any Avon, I'm sorry. I'm disappointed in Avon - I'd much rather they use someone like Mandy Moore or Diane Lane or even Sandra Bullock, ladies who are much more believable as maybe possibly using something of Avon's, even if it was bug repellant.
I ought to complain to my Avon lady.
I still can't get over it:
ReplyDeleteAustin = wild turkey
Jake = young male turkey
Reese IS a bug repellent. She's a people repellent, too.
ReplyDeleteWhy would he be in Ojai? Just because Reese has a farm there in her name and is established that she stays there at times on her farm with her kids and Jake has been spotted there? If Jake, Reese and her kids were spotted in a sewer full of shit, you would pencil him there as well.
ReplyDeleteIf Jake was never sighted or papped in Ojai, you would never post such silly fangirl BS.
And the thought that Reese would act as cover in Ojai has to be the most pathetic thing I have ever heard.
People live in Ojai year round, the heat doesn't bother them. Yes we all know it's a getaway home and not a full time residence like most other celebs. She is seen too much in L.A. to be a full-time residence in Ojai. Nice big home with AC and a pool, why do you think they and other residents wander Ojai in the streets in the heat? Do you think full-time residence leave Ojai until the heat wave ends, LOL!!
Reese, Jake and the kids don't look hot in that pic and neither do the rest of the people in the pics.
The twitter pics of Austin teaching those girls how to surf: The girls said that they went to Wilmington partly to visit some friends and visit the set of OTH. I doubt that they would trust someone they just met on the set to teach them how to surf. They didn't give out much detail bu I assume that they already knew him and they were visiting him. Bottomline: he actually has has a life seperate from Jake, imagine that! The pic with Sophia looked like a fan pic and it looked like it was taken in some club.
My assumptions are no less embarassing than yours.
Cover Girl + Ellen = WIN
ReplyDeleteAvon + Reese = FAIL FAIL FAIL
"he has a life" - are you a fan of Austin, Jake or Reese?
ReplyDeleteYour assumptions are laughable. Thanks, I needed that!
You know what?
ReplyDeleteDon't give a rat's ass what goes on in Ojai.
That pic of Reese on the pig farm, a highly recognized pap mecca, was enough to show me.
Ojai and parts = good place for a BT
ReplyDeleteNice strategically-placed, non-alcoholic beverage you've got there, Reese.
ReplyDeleteAunty Reese plants me head first in her farm! She is so nice buying this farm so they could hide me!!
ReplyDeleteMan, people are uptight lately.
ReplyDeleteI'm serious about the Avon deal, though, you know? As someone who uses Avon (although their black eyeliner pencil smudges and I swear everytime I'm going to stop using it. Only the Black, though, not the other colors, I can't figure that one out), it's bad enough she's been on the cover of some of my books. But there is no stinkin' way she uses any of their stuff.
I can't identify with these 2 at all (these 2 meaning Reeke). They come out of a theatre in Beverly Hills, carrying a bag of Bose speakers. lol.
I bought a Bose lifestyle system years ago and I was so paranoid about it because it cost so much that it went straight from the store to the car to the house. Jake carries those Bose speakers like they're another pair of shoes.
Well, it's apparent that they're definitely intensifying and throwing Reeke into overdrive. We've had concerts, movie set visits, gym exits (ahem, that one was really suspect, tho. Personally, I think he was just picking her up after she had a smoothie in the cafe there), and now an organic farmers market "family" outing in Ouiji.
That last one is really surprising me. I thought Ryan had the kids right now. Deacon is really growing. What surprises me about this one is that I can't believe they didn't trumpet this one about. While I have no reason to doubt that's the kids, it's just kind of funny we only have one photo and the one we have is of the back of their heads.
Kind of like all we had at the wedding was a blond head, which you guys all saw, but I missed. But I'm not going back, lol.
Aaaaannnnnnd, btw, I'm still waiting for that picture of Reese in the courtyard. With Jake. With Mr. Gyllenhaal. With Mrs. Gyllenhaal. You know. Warm, fuzzy family picture. Not on the concrete slab. Not on the bike. In that courtyard.
Okay, I'm off to LJ now. Hopefully, blood pressures are easing down now. I'm not sure why all the underwears were in a big bunch today, but seems like either some of us maybe need to upgrade to a bigger size of Hanes or something ... I don't know what other possible solution there could be, lol.
Eleanor!!!!!!! Eleanor, are you out observing and having celebrations for Bastille Day? Where have you been, lady??? I'm missing you 'round here.
Wiki Ojai
ReplyDeleteLOL: The film The Two Jakes was filmed at the Ojai Valley Inn and Spa.
Yeah where did he put those speakers, did he lay the bag on the sticky movie theater floor or did he take up an unpaid seat with them?
ReplyDeleteAnd who here, what troll, was saying that Ryan has the kids for the summer? Twitpic, must have been shopped. Or maybe rental kids.
I forgot something - had to come back.
ReplyDeleteI've got to tell you guys about my favorite purchase last weekend when I was in Eureka Springs/Table Rock Lake. I've already shared with Wicked and pledged that I will take a picture of this guy to show him off. No, he's not a "Lefty"!!!! wink, wink Although I wish he was - for me!!! lol!
I bought a merman! Where did I find this guy, I'm trying to remember. He was in this shop at Eureka Springs which seemed to have alot of mermaid things.
He is HOT! He's a cop and he's all in blue. Let me go get him so I can describe him to you. Hold on.
Yeah where did he put those speakers, did he lay the bag on the sticky movie theater floor or did he take up an unpaid seat with them??
ReplyDeleteEither option seems equally harmless.
And who here, what troll, was saying that Ryan has the kids for the summer?
That would be Special K.
Yes I did say that. But they do seem to switch three months on months off, maybe with Reese home from filming she and Ryan worked out for her to have the kids for the weekend.
ReplyDeleteReally don't think of myself as a troll, but maybe some of you here think I am.
Sorry Special! (LOL)
ReplyDeleteI hope you'll find a way to put up a picture of the merman, it sounds cool.
ReplyDeleteRegarding the Ojai flickr pictures, reminds me of the one we got of Reeke backstage at that concert, the one where Jake is in the Unabomber outfit and getting all fake lovely dovey and has that odd look in his eyes. That one didn't get much circulation, and I bet this one doesn't either. I think there is something going on with the kids in terms of photos, and this was a way around it. This way he gets out the "message" to people like us and at WFT2, to address the van sighting in D.C., without the pictures being picked up for wider circulation. why do that?
One theory, Jake has come somewhat to his senses about how damage he is doing to Baby Tile, if he or she exists, by trying to pass himself off as Ava and Deacon's stepdad, and being photographed with them while hiding BT. I won't say anything more on that point, you've all seen me rant enough about this topic.
lol, I got distracted. Had to take time out to have a Fit & Active ice cream sandwich from Aldi's. 130 calories. Not bad at all - taste or calorie count.
ReplyDeleteOkay, this merman is about 8 inches long and his name is "Officer Pike". lol.
He's a man in blue, oh yessiree he is. He's got the navy policeman's hat, a white undershirt peeking out from his blue uniform, short sleeved shirt. He's rather muscular through the chest and shoulders. He has his left hand on his hip - little silver watch on his wrist there. Got the badge going.
And below a double black belt (yeah, two belts, isn't that something - one around his waist and one that hangs just below that and the second one hangs just around his hips.
He's hip-py, too. His mermaid bottom is pretty tight. And it's a glittery, sparkly bright blue. The bottom fin (what is that, a dorsal fin??) kind of curls under and out to the side. I mean, he is sexy as all get out. And he's totally upright - made out of porcelain, I think.
Phew. I got all worked up just describing him. I'm going to take a picture of him and send it to Wicked.
This store had all kinds - oh, interrupt this program for an important news announcement! Here's the website. My Officer Pike is on page 2 of these mermans. Check these guys out. Now, not all of them are hot. But I see now a few different ones that they didn't have. I love Mr. Legal Briefs - a lawyer merman!! lol. There he is - my Officer Pike. Here you go, Wicked, this is instant production:
http://www.diamondsofthesea.com/december-diamonds-merman-ornaments.aspx
Check out Blaze Merman, the fireman. With that hose.
And oh man, mr. Driver Merman. With that putter. Love the brick colored fins.
Now, Wicked, not to worry - they have lady mermaids, too. I think these guys are just soooo cool.
I think there is something going on with the kids in terms of photos, and this was a way around it. This way he gets out the "message" to people like us and at WFT2, to address the van sighting in D.C., without the pictures being picked up for wider circulation. why do that?
ReplyDeleteOne theory, Jake has come somewhat to his senses about how damage he is doing to Baby Tile, if he or she exists, by trying to pass himself off as Ava and Deacon's stepdad, and being photographed with them while hiding BT.
The picture is just some random picture of Jake, Reese and her children taken by a guy at a concert and put up on his flickr account. Why does it need to be explained by such a convoluted theory?
Oh man, Jack Hammer Merman!! LOLLL! What a name. He is something, too, check him out.
ReplyDeleteThese names crack me up. I never noticed they all had names, I was just so enamored with my policeman.
Right now, he lays on my nightstand. Every night.
Oh gah. I may have to get Santa's Helper. And Woody Merman. LOLLL! That's awesome. Woody Merman, surfer dude. I love the low cut fins in front on Woody.
Sorry, everyone, I seem to be going on so about these. I've not seen all of them - that store didn't have Woody or Santa's Helper.
Destiny, what do you think of Legal Briefs?
LOL! PG, It's a Village People Christmas.
ReplyDeleteCan you imagine tree in all its fabulousness with these merman, disco ball ornaments and spinning on a turntable with YMCA playing,
I know. Aren't they awesome?
ReplyDeleteYou're right, Spesh. The Cowboy. The motorbike guy. The Native American chief.
My Officer Pike - his picture doesn't do him justice. He is buff. Not too buff, just enough. And his bottom half is so bright blue and glittery. And the back view is splendid-amundo. ;)
I'm serious - I think I may have to get Santa's Helper and either Legal Briefs or Woody Merman.
I think that silence we're getting right now is Destiny in that website checking them out.
Specialllll? Which one now....Tammy, tell me true
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