First it was Hugh Jackman, now Hugh Laurie.
Last night on House.
House: "I quit."
Foreman: "You CAN'T quit."
House: "I think you're confusing me with Jake Gyllenhaal."
OMG's feels because of its commitment to serving the general public, we must help clear up the Hugh's who. You can see where it could be tough. Both Hugh Laurie and Jake have been in Ang Lee movies. And Both are triple threats (acting, singing, dancing,) But we'll make this simple.
This is Hugh Laurie
And this is Jake
This is not Jake
And this is not Hugh Laurie.
This is Jake Gyllenhaal. Wait wait this is Hugh .
This is Jake
Hugh plays a hardened physician who's uses pharmaceuticals.
Jake plays a pharmaceutical salesman who sells hardeners to physicians.
So just to reiterate.
This not Hugh Jackman
This is not Hugh Laurie.
This is not Jake Gyllenhaal.
And this is not Hugh Jackman, Hugh Laurie, or Jake Gyllenhaal, despite the sign.
LMAO!
ReplyDeleteVery funny - great post! :)
ReplyDeleteThis one is out of the ballpark Special, very funny.
ReplyDeleteI would have normally been watching House if not for OTH.
good one! loved it. :)
ReplyDeleteHardeners to physicians. Hilarious. Very clever.
ReplyDeleteIt took me a minute to get the House joke. I must be getting slow in my old age.
I noticed all the guys on OTH have shaved chests. I prefer the natural look myself, unless the guy is a gorilla. Then I can see the need to shave.
And yes, I do think Ted's use of the word epic re Toothy coming out was significant. Ted's biggest talent is choosing just the right word. Almost always dual meanings. I do marvel at how he does that.
I love Austin's chest.
ReplyDeleteIt's funny, I am really big on the natural look, and am not a fan of all the landscaping people do these days. And I totally agree that someone like Jake looks best natural, and can't imagine him waxing his chest. But that being said, my personal preference is for guys with little or no hair on the chest, which is one reason why I prefer Austin. I kind of wonder if he just doesn't have that much to begin with and thinks it looks better to wax what little he has.
And sometimes I see men with chest hair where the growth pattern is kind of uneven or odd.
But for all the guys to have that look on OTH? I'm assuming it has to do with the fact the audience probably contains a lot of teenage girls who'd rather have boys than men.
I like hairy, but just right hairy, like Jake. ;) Chest, face, arms, legs - I don't like too much landscaping, it makes a man look too boyish in my mind.
ReplyDeleteI say no to sealskin, guys!!!
ReplyDeleteJust say no to sealskin!
I'm like m. Please give me a little chest hair; that's my only deal with Buckles. Let it grow, bud. Let's have the trail.
lol. Well, I had to give my opinion. I'm supposed to be working.
SYL!
pg
^^ :)
ReplyDeleteMika comes out as bisexual
ReplyDeleteLOL you cracked me up PG. Good thing I was not drinking anything. I already spewed coffee all over my computer this morning (and myself, sadly) while reading why people booed last night's opera at the Met.
ReplyDeleteThanks :) for the link. I found it especially interesting to get this right after Special's post on Sunday about the Lebanese gay rights organization.
By the way PG, agree with you about Buckley, I do think he would be better off with hair given his looks. With some men I do find it a bit jarring to not see any--like Jon Bon Jovi.
ReplyDeleteJon Bon Jovi is smooth & shiny, too?! Man, what is the deal.
ReplyDeleteYeah, what's funny, destiny, is that Buckles has more hair in his eyebrows than anywhere else on his little bod.
I agree with Gorillas in the Mist. Jake has it just right, as long as he's not waxing the legs.
I told vespy that I bet the guys on OTH use more razors & wax than the girls.
OK, gotta go to the ballgame. Royals vs Bosox. We shall see, Special, we shall see!
I don't wax! I have a naturally thick, hairy chest and sexy furry legs!
ReplyDeleteLOL Atti.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if I should ask for the day off tomorrow?
ReplyDeleteHoliday Weds 9-23
This proves it: Reeke is going to set the world on fire.
ReplyDeleteBack in the fair business, and leading a group of ladies with an average of 71 back into the craft work(sweat)shop. :D
ReplyDeleteSo the question of the day: Could Reese just confuse Hugh for Jake instead? He's a tea drinker too. Not sure if he likes yogurt though.
Where is everyone? I need more bearding suggestions! Heath talk! Bad names for the Bitchface!
ReplyDeleteBut, this is your fandom now, Mr. Witherspoon.
ReplyDeleteHuh. I better ask Reese how to fix it.
ReplyDeleteHow to fix it? Dumping the beard would be a good start!
ReplyDeleteDump the beard only at authorized hazardous waste locations. Give a Hoot! Don't Pollute!
ReplyDeleteMore US Open photos
ReplyDeleteOh wait.. are we talking about Reese Witheredpoon? We don't have a site remote enough or a hole deep enough to handle that mess. Sorry. Maybe you can ask NASA to put her on the next shuttle launch?
ReplyDeleteNoooooooooooooooooooooooo
ReplyDeleteSorry about that game last night, Special. We have nothing better to do than be a spoiler team, I guess. But it sounds like it didn't affect the Sox any, right?
ReplyDeleteDon't you just hate spoiler teams? I always did, lol.
Great item at the ballpark last night: cheesy corn.
And yeah, there were alot of BoSox fans out there.
Dear Ted:
ReplyDeleteThe two questions about Viggo Mortensen and Orlando Bloom one after the other in the last column got me thinking: anything going on between the two of them back in the day? (Orli was way too pretty to be straight, right?) Or any other vintage LOTR cast scoop? Thanks, and I hope things get better for you soon.
—L Clark
Dear Lord of the Fellas:
And Jake Gyllenhaal and Heath Ledger had a hot affair just because they starred in Brokeback Mountain together, too, right?
Awful Truth
Reese seems to be a weapon of mass destruction, maybe you could send her to Afghanistan Jake.
ReplyDeleteHey, I received an email from Clarity this morning and you know she lives in Atlanta where they are having all of that just horrific flooding. She's hanging in there but she says it's a mess.
ReplyDeleteSo I thought we could all kind of lift her up in our thoughts and/or prayers today that she remains safe. I reminded her about standing water. That stuff (even if you're not driving) is so dangerous when flooding happens like it is right now in Atlanta.
Kansas City had bad floods years ago and I can remember seeing the fields so overflown because the rivers just over ran their banks. It's a terrible thing to see.
(((Clarity)))
ReplyDeleteClarity, I don't know you but I hope everything will be ok. Take care.
ReplyDelete(((Clarity))). Hoping you and your family keep safe and dry.
ReplyDeleteI was thinking of Clarity as I was watching the news last night. Thanks PG for passing on the news that she is ok.
ReplyDelete(((Clarity))) - sending you my thoughts and prayers.