Monday, April 26, 2010

It's Jake's favorite Uni... Corn Cycle!

then again it could be a unicorn Jake did say his had thing for horns. ; )

Yeah he's on his own, there's no bike gear and his only got one wheel, but it's on Austin on a cycle.

...Mr. Nichols is a nerdy, brainy,
eccentric man in
disguise.
- Hilarie Burton

You know he's kind of guy who would get the funny of remaking Xanadu on unicycles.

Suddenly--
The wheels are in motion
And I, I'm ready to sail any ocean
Suddenly I don't need the answers
'Cos I, I'm ready to take all my chances with you

(Whaaat? We all have visions people. Out out out outside of the box thinking. You know Xanadu on uni's, Quadrophenia as a one man show with puppets. Don't laugh. It could happen. Ridley Scott made a movie of the game Monopoly)

From the hair and the shoes, it looks like it was during JFC. Makes you wonder if Milch was working on a scene where John was going to unicycle his Sermon on the Mount monologue, or maybe John and Butchie were going to go on the road as circus folk spreading the good word.

You call that crazy? Now this is crazy.

The Crazy Tree is back and on tonight as in Every Picture Tells a Story.

The night before Quinn’s "I took some pictures now I have a gallery" opening, an uninvited doppelganger (aka you look my dead wife but have a better serve) ambushes Feats of Clay. Father and son (Nathan and Jamie) hang while the Real Housewife of Tree Hill Haley tears it up in the car and tears it up too over losing her mom, or is that Bethany Joy upset over losing her storyline and the series? Brooke Davis(TM) gets shocked. (no not literally) when she finds out that Mama is loving an Alex too, as in Alexander or is it that Mom is getting more than she is. (See what happen when you stop bitching Brooke?) Julian and his dad find out that the love scene they shot isn't as good as the webcam of Alex and the Curly Haired Co-star of their movie. Why? Because the d-bag had to give a better performance in the hotel room to make up for lack of skills than he gave on set. Speaking of skills, Skills gets schooled about Lauren who's like she rather have some Mouth than some game. (Oh Snap!)

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  1. What a crazy day. Our maintenance contractors were outside bar b q'ing for us today. Production is down and so there's a skeletan crew here today. Pulled pork! Chicken! Awesome, I say. That was a nice thing to do.

    OTH is on tonight, huh? Hmm. Do I watch or not? My brother's in town for the day so I'm not sure I'll get to see it. My mom's having a garage sale and selling alot of Dad's stuff so us kids need to take a look at some things. Do I need saw horses? Putty knives? I dunno. We'll see.

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  2. And now that the niceties are out of the way, I will say this and that is the day I let a hostile temp name tell me what to say or not say on the blog will be a cold day in hell.

    You don't like it? You can bring up your own subject, you can scroll right on by or you might try finding another environment that best suits your needs. Obviously it's causing you to stress, lose sleep, obssess and/or develop a tummy ache. Might I suggest some Tums, a night eye shield or perhaps an anti-anxiety medication. But don't look to me to cure your ills. Because you know what? It's not going to be the last time I bring her up so I don't know what to tell ya.

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  3. Quiet day. Tough day yesterday in the south I understand. Watching Waking Up With Al it looks like there were quite a few tornadoes going on. Is the midwest the only place where houses have basements? I ask that seriously because I was watching people talk about getting in to the bathtub and whatnot. Most homes around here have basements.

    Maybe because of the water levels? Maybe that's why homes can't have basements.

    Well, guess I ought to call it a lunch hour. I need to go see my little buddy who's watching the desk and deliver her Avon book!!

    So quiet, so quiet. Are the guys still in the sack or what?

    lol.

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  4. Favorite unicyle. Is that similar to a unicorn? ;)

    You have me drooling PG, barbecued chicken is one of my favorite foods. That was really nice of them to do that.

    Regarding OTH, it is available on the internet if so inclined.

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  5. Finally saw the People article on Reese for myself. Wow, just wow. Every single thing is a dig at Jake.

    I don't recall this one being discussed--and if it was, forgive the poor memory--how it had a separate box on who Toth is, and how he is around a lot of stars because of his job and doesn't get startruck, and how he was already a part of that crowd.

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  6. I saw that box, too, Destiny. It's like this guy was bought & paid for. Seriously.

    That article is entirely just recycled Reeke. Just substitute the name Toth for Tooth-, I mean Jake.

    My point is there is something to all of this. I cannot believe a scorned woman would stoop to all of this just out of what? Spite? The man has to have had one up on her to get her this scorned. Either that or she just doesn't have a life.

    Her & Jake had an agreement. It ended by however means. So why does she just keep on & on & on with the public digs?

    He's not saying a thing. She's making herself look really bad and she's getting trashed in the comments. Is she just really that stupid?

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  7. The producers at MTV News have created a Lego version of the PoP Trailer.

    MTV PoP Lego

    Too good not check out.

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  8. The Itsy Bitsy Spider pics were a real laugh.

    And she's actually even getting the bad comments from people who are just shaking their heads at her "moving on" to another guy so fast and involving her kids.
    They're not even Reeke bashers.

    It's just interesting because I think somehow it has alot to do with Jake or how Reeke ended.

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  9. That'll be a good vid to check out when I get home, Special. Those Lego's really crack me up. I finally saw the ostrich race Legos at Target on Saturday. My sister was really laughing at them.

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  10. I find it interesting to see the bashing continue, I'm sure she is too, LOL! Good to see people calling her on her claims that she wanted to be a good mother and how a revolving door on her bedroom door (yes, we know Jake wasn't real) is bad for the kids. Even with Jake, and maybe Toth, just as friends, to have them come and go in your kids' lives like that after a divorce is not good.

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  11. Let me just say I love the idea of a one-man show of Quadrophenia with puppets. Great post today. Sounds like an ideal partner must be a nerdy, brainy eccentric man in disguise who could ask for more! :)

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  12. I don't like all the digs at Jake either. :-\

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  13. I love Austin on a unicycle :) and wish him a happy belated 30th (gulp) birthday.

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  14. Sophia Bush and Austin Nichols: Lunch BuddiesApril 26, 2010 at 5:33 PM

    Sophia Bush and her One Tree Hill co-star (and real-life boyfriend) Austin Nichols hold hands as they head to lunch together in West Hollywood on Monday (April 26).

    Sophia recently was cast in an ABC Family comedy pilot, Southern Discomfort. She’s set to play Haley, an overachieving younger daughter who moves back home with her dad, turning his life upside down.

    An eighth season of One Tree Hill has not been decided by The CW yet.

    JJared

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  15. Funny how that happens the same day as OTH comes back on the CW.

    And how you didn't see it over the weekend of his birthday.

    Well Monday is back to work day.

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  16. Real life aa opposed to what? LOL

    I love how they have to point thar out to us. Austin looks pretty well suffed don"t he?

    Not a fan of the scruff!

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  17. No pinky ring on Austin's left hand.

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  18. Only Austin would pull this fashion move. A white tank shirt under another white tee. Think he learned from Jake that sometimes the pics make shirts a little to peekaboo?

    Funny how he is doing the key's in the hand thing like Jake used to do on his coffee runs.

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  19. Love the sexy JJ picturesApril 26, 2010 at 6:23 PM

    Real life aa opposed to what? LOL

    That's the term people use when two stars are dating on their TV series, then date in Real Life.
    You didn't know this Prairiegirl?

    Funny how he is doing the key's in the hand thing like Jake used to do on his coffee runs.

    I carry my keys in my hand also when I'm headed to my car.
    I think I got it fron Jake also.

    Prairiegirl you think Austin took those pictures with Sophia just for the fans at OMG. Some thinks he lurks here, I do also. I kinda think Sophia and Austin took those pictures just for all of us here.

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  20. 6:23 PM,

    Sorry, there is nothing sexy about faking and pretending.

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  21. Wonder if Austin is humming "soy un perdidor" to himself. Because only someone who has no confidence in hinmself would beard.

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  22. Sorry, there is nothing sexy about faking and pretending.

    ^^ omg, i know.
    What will his husband think?

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  23. and he's seen with HER right after his birthday. If I was Jake and married to him, you know what, I would just swear. I would.

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  24. What's he wearing under his t-shirt? A camisole? I never realized how bowlegged he was.

    Only a fool would arrange a photo op looking like that (I'm looking at you, messy Sophia).

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  25. This phone is awesome. Normally I don"t have internet @ Mom"s.

    But here I am. Mom made. A pot roast. Sister is on the way and it's a mini reunion!

    My brother and I are waiting for Seinfeld to come on, lol.

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  26. HUGE surprise those photos popped up on Just Junk. 19 minutes later, Austin was whipping out his moobs to breastfeed BT while hubby was cooking.

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  27. The Ballad of AustinApril 26, 2010 at 7:54 PM

    At first Austin appeared to be a magnificent Texas Long Horn on the distant plains, with giant horns and a muscled body. Strong, courageous, free-roaming. But as I moved closer I could see a fence. And that glint of something shiny turned out to be a ring through his nose. And when I got right up to the fence, I could see he wasn't actually a bull, because he'd been castrated. But he was still beautiful, so I opened the gate, and offered that Long Horn his freedom, tried to show him that I understood his predicament. But when the gate swung open, he cowered, and ran back towards the rest of the herd I hadn't noticed being steered towards the slaughterhouse, preferring to give up what was left of his soul than brave the world.

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  28. So let's see. Austin and Sophia surface like clockwork the day their show returns to the air for the final 4 episodes and a day or two after Austin's birthday celebration with Jake. What an obvious ploy. If you wanted us to believe it is not a PR plant, you should have used someone other than JJ. Tweets don't work so they abandoned that effort.

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  29. moobs ??

    are these man boobs? lmao

    well is he wearing a griddle or not?

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  30. I can see why everyone is mentioning the shirts. A t shirt under a tshirt. It does look weird. Is he hiding something under there? I also noticed the large key ring in his back pocket.

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  31. Austin was whipping out his moobs to breastfeed BT while hubby was cooking.

    please post the link.

    can't wait to hear Pr spin on this one.

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  32. please post the link.

    As there isn't a photo, it proves that it is true. They are in the closet y'know

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  33. 'Prince Of Persia: The Sands Of Time' Is A Highlight Of MTV's Summer Movie Preview Week!

    In the run-up to this release, no one has been more outspoken than Gyllenhaal. Video game adaptations don't have a great history in Hollywood, and the "Brokeback Mountain" star is very protective of what director Mike Newell accomplished with the help of Gyllenhaal, Arterton, Kingsley and the rest of the cast & crew. Not only does he think that fans of the game will be impressed -- no small task, given the history of such adaptations -- but he also believes that "Sands" will "re-invent the video game adaptation. Bold words indeed.

    The images we've seen certainly look promising, as do the trailers. There's even a cool pitch trailer that Mechner created using game footage to demonstrate to the studio how his game could work as a movie.

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  34. Not surprised about the Sophin pictures on today of all days; the only surprise is that it wasn't Saturday night birthday pictures.

    Thanks PR, saved me from watching another hour of truly bad television tonight.

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  35. Austin looks exactly like Toth in the latest Sophin pictures, and they have the same vibe as Reese and Toth. Austin's clothes, the cap, the same slightly pudgy build, the smirk, indistinct looking all around. Sophia in sweats and no makeup trying to look like she just rolled out of bed.

    And the "camisole" (LOL) under the white t-shirt is just a huge no.

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  36. Actually the preview for next week's OTH is interesting.

    Spoiler alert if you need it.







    Julian and Dad are being blackmailed about a sex tape between the leads in their movie that was on the computer of the Curly head Doofus that is the male lead. He is yelling at his assistant about his computer being stolen.

    Julian wants to help protect Alex from the whole thing, and Brooke Davis(TM)gives her ok. Oh the heaven must have opened that Brooke has given the blessing. Next stop Sainthood. And she made him breakfast in bed. STOP THE INSANITY!

    Now who has the tape? Who wants to blackmail Julian and his Dad? What's their motivation?

    Find out it's the actor who set it up, but he didn't want them to be blackmailed. He just wanted a sex tape out there.

    Why?

    Could it be because in next week's preview that Alex catches a glimpse of him kissing his male assistant when the elevator doors open?

    Sure have a story line about gay actor on the show. And let them hook up behind closed door. Just the one on the show who has a little experience in getting something with his hot man in semi public places isn't the one who gets to play the part.

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  37. Ooooh. Okay, that wasn't good to finally see those JJ pictures on my 15" screen instead of my phone screen. LOLLLLLL!!

    Daaaaaaang, that is one set of bad pictures. I don't know whose is worse: Sophin's or Withertooth's. That backview shot was not, it was not good at all, Sophin.

    Well, that took care of my dilemma, as well, Destiny, of do I watch OTH or not. Took care of the rest of the season. We watched DWTS, anyways. It's not like it was possible I'd watch OTH. I had already lost all interest in OTH before it went on hiatus.

    Well, guess that's the end of Sherlaustin Holmes. The eagle has landed and just as we figured, Austin is in L.A. Jake was in L.A. 1 + 1 + 1 or 2 = family reunion.

    And then Dad-o had to go out & deface his family. I'm happy the guys were together for the birthday but that sad attempt today on JJ would be totally laughable if it weren't so disgusting coming on the heels of a family celebration. I'm really disappointed in Austin - I thought he at least had more maturity on his side.

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  38. Well, I'm off to bed. For once, I'm going to beat the 10 o'clock bell. I was falling asleep on Mom's couch tonight, lol. I think I totally missed Derek Hough's dance.

    Everyone have a great night of sleep! I know I'm excited to be headed that way already.

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  39. Daaaaaaang, that is one set of bad pictures

    They looked pretty good to me. Walking hand in hand, Austin with that big smile on his face (definitely not smirking Destiny), both of them casual, relaxed and happy. But I'm sure he was much happier with Jake and their imaginary baby yesterday.

    And prairiegirl, you're the one who is obsessing and stressing over Reese, not me. I'll happily stay quiet and watch you slowly melt down over the coming months/years as Jake and Austin continue to not be a couple and baby tile continues to not exist. I was just suggesting that you might like to let go of your obsessive hatred of a stranger, but if you want to cling to your bitterness, knock yourself out. Night night.

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  40. I thought you'd had enough of this place and were "done" with us. Guess not, guess you'll still be here, not letting go of your obsession with OMG, unhappy that despite all of PR's plans and all the bearding a sizeable chunk of the population thinks Jake is gay. And still bringing up Baby Tile every chance you get, mentioning him more than everyone else here put together.

    Hell, even Lainey thinks Austin is as gay as it gets, a big old glittery gay, and warned Sophia back in 2006 to dump Austin as quickly as she could before she gets hurt.

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  41. Toth dressed like Austin and with the same blank smile on his face, holding Reese's hand:

    Reeth


    Sophin looking the same:

    Sophin

    Smirk was probably the wrong word. More of a "I think I'm fooling everyone" smile.

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  42. But I'm sure he was much happier with Jake and their imaginary baby yesterday.

    Aaaww, at least the pseudo married couple got to eat cake made out of thin air with the see-through baby, while they waited for Maggie to arrive on the invisible plane.

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  43. Gossip Boy got it right. He labeled the picture Austin parades Sophia Bush in West Hollywood.

    I recorded OTH and will watch it later but I have no interest in the story at all. That's the main thing wrong with the show this year. The story lines just did not make one care about the character and what happens to them.

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  44. Just finished watching. Can OTH get any worse. It did appear that the bedroom scenes were not all filmed the same day. In some Austin had some breakouts, in other shots his skin was cleared up. I cant help but notice these things with HDTV. Every flaw in skin shows up.

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  45. Man, it is cold outside. I had to break out the winter cap, windbreaker, walking gloves. What the heck?

    m, you cracked me up with your HDTV analysis of OTH filming. I'm sure HD cannot be an actor's best friend. Thank goodness our own cameras don't give us shots like that of ourselves, lol. I wouldn't keep a single pic of myself, that's for sure. Bad enough seeing that mug in the mirror every morning!

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  46. Destiny, I like your Reeth better. Withertoth is too long; I cannot be bothered typing all of that.

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  47. April 27, 2010

    All eyes were on Jake Gyllenhaal as he walked into Osteria Mozza in L.A. with a guy friend after 11 p.m. The actor was greeted with a hug from Adam Levine (of Maroon 5), and the trio spent the night chatting and sipping cocktails. The next morning, a casually dressed Gyllenhaal stopped for breakfast at Blu Jam Café with another group of friends. "They were laughing and looked like they were having a great time," says an onlooker of Gyllenhaal and his posse.

    http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20364127,00.html

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  48. Parade, LOL. That hit the nail on the head.

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  51. ^ Sorry that was me. Fingers are not so nimble this early in the morning. Saw this listing on my DVR and thought I would share it for those who are interested.

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  52. Since Anonymous posts are deleted here is my repost:

    DVR indicates a Jake Gyllenhaal program this Saturday:

    Wondercon 2010 NEW The biggest video games of the year; Jake Gyllenhaal. Sat 5/1 12:39-1:09am SPIKETV

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  53. Saw this yesterday and the People mention reminded me of it.

    Do you know the"unidentified male friend" code that MSM uses for gay males?

    MSM = Mainstream Media

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  54. So Jake's Osteria Mozza guy friend is Jake's new boyfriend!

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  55. Not his bf but his hubs.

    Well we know that Austin loves Mozza Osteria it is one of his favorite picks, and Ammo is too. Hmmm. Wonder why?

    On a Friday night I like this newish Mario Batali joint in Hollywood on Highland called Pizzeria Mozza. The food is really creative and the atmosphere is kind of different

    On Sunday I'll get up and go to breakfast at a nice, relaxed place on Highland called Ammo, sort of upscale American cuisine. They have this great blood-orange juice, which is my favorite drink in the whole city.

    Malibu Surf, Hollywood Turf

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  56. Not his bf but his hubs.

    Sorry, but that wasn't Austin, they wouldn't go to such high profile public place after years and years of hiding.

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  57. I saw that Unidentifed Male article too, Special. Makes perfect sense. Sorta of like the "on again, off again," phrase that often shows up on gossip sites and magazines. A friend of mine, who lives in the O.C. and works in the entertainment industry, indicated that this term is used by the MSM for fauxmance replays (i.e., when a gay actor is seen with a "girlfriend" that he supposedly broke up/split with, but hasn't replaced with another beard.) In other words, when the seemingly "unattached" gay actor needs someone of the female persuasion to reassure mainstream fans of his straight status when rumors start flying again. I thought immediately of Jake and Kirsten Dunst. Supposedly, they broke up in July, 2004, yet PR blurbs continued to run for years about their "on again, off again" relationship.

    This excerpt from the "Unidentified Male" article was particularly interesting:

    A straight actor wouldn’t be photographed with another guy walking somewhere. The photogragher could very easily crop a shot like this to have Miller alone on the street — so why show the other guy?
    Look for this sort of thing to happen with Jake Gyllenhaal, Matthew McConnaugHEYGIRL, John Travolta, David Hyde Pierce, Tim Curry, Elijah Wood, and other male actors still in the closet. The MSM doesn’t do it to Tom Cruise, mainly because it looks like they’re all afraid of either him suing them or Scientologists cutting the brakes in reporters’ cars (Scientology is the Islam of peaceful reactions when it comes to defending its high profile members…and outing Cruise is like drawing a picture of Muhammed to these zealots).

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  58. Sorry, but that wasn't Austin, they wouldn't go to such high profile public place after years and years of hiding.

    Could very well have been, Austin. After 11 p.m. might be the tip off (low key/discreet) as well as the fact that Jake and his male companion" "spent the night chatting and drinking cocktails." Sounds comfortable, safe, as well as intimate.

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  59. Sounds comfortable, safe, as well as intimate.

    Intimate with people tweeting about it?

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  60. the trio spent the night chatting and sipping cocktailsApril 27, 2010 at 9:44 AM

    Jake and his male companion" "spent the night chatting and drinking cocktails."

    Jake, his male companion and Adam Levine.

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  61. Yes, I know Adam Levine was cited as being there too since it was just mentioned. I didn't think repeating the fact was necessary, particularly when I included the phrase about the "the trio" myself. Evidently, my assumption was false. The important point is that Adam is an old and trusted friend.

    Also, notice how the initial planted...oops, I mean "random" tweet about this hookup, had Gwyneth Paltrow included and nowhere was it mentioned that Jake had quietly walked in with another guy.

    Cameronadamsxxx: Adam levine gwyneth paltrow and Jake gyllenhal are all at osteria mozza

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  62. There is no reason to believe that Jake would take Austin to Osteria Mozza after hiding for so long and two days before Austin's bearding lunch.

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  63. No way of knowing who was there with Jake. I think both sides of the aisle have valid arguments. On the one hand, I don't think most people would have a clue who Austin is, especially with the beard. I also wonder if the place has a room just for celebs and the movers and shakers, not uncommong in HW, and often a factor in why certain places are popular.

    On the other, I also don't know that they'd take the chance of being seen together out in a public place so close to PoP.

    Interesting about the unidentified male, didn't know there was actually an article on it, although instinctively I've viewed it that way. However, I don't buy that straight men are never seen out with other men.

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  64. no need to apologizeApril 27, 2010 at 10:09 AM

    There is no reason to believe that Jake would take Austin to Osteria Mozza after hiding for so long and two days before Austin's bearding lunch.

    There is no reason not to believe, either.

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  65. There is no reason not to believe, either.

    Yes, there are: PoP promotion, years without J&A sightings, Austin's showmance.

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  66. However, I don't buy that straight men are never seen out with other men.

    That was my first reaction too, Destiny. Never say never because it sort of detracts from the credibility of your argument. I think the writer was trying to emphasize A-listers as needing to be hooked up with women in public. I believe it was the Troy Donahue bio that talked about how his handlers wanted him to never be seen in public with just one man. In other words, they wanted three men at all times because the public might view the pairing as a date. Sounds kind of juvenile, but have we really evolved very much as a media manipulated species?

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  67. First of all it's People magazine. This is not the first time People took a tweet and made it into a sighting days later. I have a hard time believing that the tweeter would make up seeing Gweneth there based on the tweeter's profile. He said his friend even chatted with the them, no mention of another guy at all.

    How easy is it for someone to e-mail People a sighting based on a previous tweet and add or subtract certain info.

    Jak has a ton of friends that we don't see and most likely they are not actors.

    And what a stupid observation that straight men wouldn't be seen with ohter men? On what planet? I see it all the time.

    Tweets or People? People is PR friendly but a lot of bored interns work there with idle fingers.

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  68. no need to apologizeApril 27, 2010 at 10:25 AM

    Yes, there are: PoP promotion, years without J&A sightings, Austin's showmance.

    Certainly, one can argue that. I'm not suggesting that your point is not reasonable. I'm merely trying to interject another persuasive alternative POV. After all, Jake is known to be daring and loves to take risks. PoP or no PoP. Also, it was Austin's birthday and he may have just wanted to say the hell with it. Frankly, I'm surprised with all the rumors swirling that Jake would show up at a restaurant with a man in tow at all.

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  69. Oooh, you're right M&M, it was Troy who said he was never allowed to be seen with just one man. So voila, Jake with Austin/mystery man and Adam Levine. By the way, Austin is friends with the guys from Maroon 5.

    If People was just ripping off the tweets, why is it so different? No, this came from someone else. The tweet sounds like a pr-approved one, and the People not.

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  70. And maybe they had hoped People would pick up on that tweet, but didn't.

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  71. After all, Jake is known to be daring and loves to take risks. PoP or no PoP.

    Few weeks before PoP premiere taking unnecessary risks would be very unprofessional.

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  72. no need to apologizeApril 27, 2010 at 10:34 AM

    Few weeks before PoP premiere taking unnecessary risks would be very unprofessional.

    Maybe Jake was thinking with his heart that night.

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  73. After all, Jake is known to be daring and loves to take risks. PoP or no PoP.

    Jake was good closeted and bearding Hollywood gay for years and then he decided to take his boyfriend out two weeks before the World PoP premiere???

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  74. Maybe Jake was thinking with his heart that night.

    So he wanted to drink and chat with Adam?

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  75. The tweeter makes porn movies so i doubt that the original tweet from Friday night was fake/PR. This tweet is very clear that Gwyneth was there, why would he make it up? And look at the time of the tweet, 11:33PM. People made it a point to say that it was after 11PM but they didn't say which day which means that whoever sent it in came across the tweet probably on sunday and didn't bother to back track and find out when it was actually tweeted. Now why would someone take a tweet, change it and send it to People (they did the same thing with the Jake/Anne tweet from Saturday changing it from Anne to his posse). I have no idea other to think they don't want Jake's name asociated with those actresses for some od reason.

    And don't tell me that People is PR friendly and checks sightings because they don't. I and others have sent People, Us, Gawker fake shit and they post w/o checking. Got so bad for Gawker i don't think they do sightings anymore, I may be wrong with that, I haven't visited that site in a while.
    Also when they say they were sipping cocktails, they meant wine, I don't think Mozza serves hard booze.

    This is the tweet from Friday:

    Cameronadamsxxx: Adam levine gwyneth paltrow and Jake gyllenhal are all at osteria mozza and Eric is blabbing away with them while I eat a stuffed rabbit lol
    11:33 PM Apr 23rd via Echofon

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  76. Jake has gone out to restaurants with an unnamed male friend and gotten mentions in People before. Just like that picture of him next to that unknown man at the party during award season where he's sitting with Maggie & Peter.

    There was another time Jake was seen out while Reeke was in full swing with a unidentified guy for dinner that got picked up by People too.

    Sorry from this picture you can see they have a full bar at Mozza. The just wine does fly.

    Mozza

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  78. Yes People has, but it doesn't explain why porn star Cameron would make it up, if anything he would recognize Austin and mention him. Maybe the People sighting was by someone that was there in the beggining and the tweet was later on and the freind left and Gwen showed up. Again it makes no sense that he would leave out that detail based on his tweets.

    That's me at 11:00

    Also odd that the 2 sightings came after the tweets, which leads me to believe that the people sigtings are revised tweets.

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  79. Let's be honest, if I was in a restaurant and a celebrity walked in and joined another celebrity, I would tweet about seeing the celebrity, it wouldn't matter who was with them if I didn't recognize them. If I was in Mozza and Jake walked in with other people and sat down with another celebrity, I would tweet that I just saw Jake G. sitting down with Adam Levine. Why mention if Jake was with someone else or if Adam was. Don't know who they are and wouldn't care.

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  80. Since People is so fan friendly, I suspect that their revised sightings of Jake over the weekend are plants. Why? Well aftr that smear job they did on that Reese story, can't have Jake out with A-list pals like Anne and Gwen (Levine doesn't count). So remove Gwen with male pal (snort) and replace Anne with posse. Sure it said he was having a good time but let's face it other than the Jennifer garner party, when is the last time Reese was "spotted" hanging with other actors?

    The People interns know what they are doing.

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  81. Wow, that was really entertaining reading, everyone. lol.

    Heck, even if it wasn't Austin, I love, and I do mean I love how some people just contort themselves into little pretzels of intestinal distress by bellowing and pounding the gavel that by gosh, there's no way on this earth in this lifetime that it could be Austin. Not only that, but squabbling and bickering over who could have been there, everyone from Adam Levine to Gwyneth Paltrow to Captain Kangaroo and Elvis.

    I'm at work here but I have to risk outside cubicle vision to comment because it really is just entertaining & snicker-worthy reading. Everyone's foaming and frantically typing, pulling the Jake/Austin/any other USA Male Laffy Taffy rope.

    Huh. Guess that would mean Jake & Austin oughta be good & stretched out by now.

    LOLLL. I kill me sometimes.

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  82. LOLLLLLLL!!!! That was a pretty good one, you gotta admit.

    Wish I could laugh out loud here.

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  83. Somebody needs to slide me one on that one.

    That was worthy.

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  85. Everyone's foaming and frantically typing, pulling the Jake/Austin/any other USA Male Laffy Taffy rope.

    LOL! I agree PG. What is most entertaining, however, is that even when a reasonable argument is presented that Jake may have been with Austin, and the poster even grants that there may be other explanations, that the "this way or the highway" steamrollers come grinding out to pulverize any thought of a different perspective. I also loved how the double PoP post occurred right after it was suggested that maybe Jake was thinking with his heart that night. I could feel the steam coming out of there ears! Can't have Jake do something like that. He's a robotic, movie making machine! *snicker*

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  86. You need to get over that one, porcine. And you need to get your facts & conclusions straight.

    I speculated & wondered out loud. Big difference from saying a definite.

    Good gosh, you're the bitter pill, aren't you. You need to get over yourself and laugh at my last line.

    Sorry, but you're not bringing me down today. I'm in an awesome mood and I'm having a great time at work today and well, life in general is just a real blessing.

    Knock yourself out trying to regurgitate all my past comments and speculations. Your hard drive must be about full, huh? Got yourself an entire little PG file? Uh huh, I thought so. I'm highly flattered, I have to say.

    Now come on, laugh with me on that last zinger I had. It's too good to pass up.

    I cannot be bothered with any more of your bitter crap - this window is only open for laughs right now.

    Thanks for laughing with me, m&m. Thank goodness someone knows how to laugh right now.

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  87. M and M,

    please don't play stupid.

    Did you forget 275 Reeke photo ops and Jake avoiding to be seen with his family and friends so they could sell "Reese is all he needs"? Please don't try to sell that "thinking with his heart" bullshit, Jake is a professional and wouldn't piss off Disney who gave him the chance Jake waited for years.

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  88. Jake is a professional and wouldn't piss off Disney who gave him the chance Jake waited for years.

    Believe it or not, I'm neither stupid nor naive. Although I'm sure PR would love us to be as "malleable" as fangirls. Have a nice day talking to yourself.

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  89. Believe it or not, I'm neither stupid nor naive.

    Good, than you too know that Jake would never take Austin out at this promotion time.

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  90. I love People magazine, it the best!!

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  91. I think "Don't Play Stupid" could be a great concept for Mattel or Hasbro.

    Really, someone ought to patent that term. How does one play, PoP, since you seem to know the rules.

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  92. Jack you're back. Saw Jack B. on here too.

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  93. to play dumb

    To pretend to be slow-witted or lacking in specific knowledge, usually in order to avoid responsibility or to gain some advantage.

    from "http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/play_dumb"

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  94. I think recess is over since some don't play well with others.

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  95. Not only that, but squabbling and bickering over who could have been there, everyone from Adam Levine to Gwyneth Paltrow to Captain Kangaroo and Elvis.

    I'm at work here but I have to risk outside cubicle vision


    ROFLMAO PG. :-D :-D

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