Thursday, June 3, 2010

UN or a Man without a Country?

Or is he?
Tonight starts the NBA Finals and Jake got the match up he was hoping for with The Celtics vs. The Lakers, which is one of the biggest rivalries in US sports.

Jake has played the Bi card (bi coastal) to explain him rooting for both teams. He's trying to have the best of both. (Courtside seats, we know Jake) But after saying this at The Garden, will they let him in The Staples Center?



(Preach it sister,Boston fans are the best!)

Jake claimed neutrality and saying he is the UN when it came to the match up on a ESPN's LA station last week. Or did he? Check it out. Mason & Ireland

When pressed he gives his answer to who's rooting for, but in a way for only those who know what to listen for.

It's an example to what Jake tends to do when he can't really say, but wants to say something. Just this time he admits he does it. Don't think it was his first or last time of playing Clue, (it was the Goose in the Library with a dagger [of Time])

But back to going to the game. Not sure of the reception Jakey will get in The Staples Center or The Garden. He might need his own Texas Ranger with him.Did you just signal for me?



One More Thing: If you listen to the podcast. You can here about how tech savy Jake is, when he's talking about his Slingbox. Slingbox allows you to watch your television or your digital recorder through an internet connection anywhere in the world. Tech savy yes. Sneaky about how tech savy. Oh yeah.

And just one thing: BEAT LA!

141 comments:

  1. Hey, Special. You disabled blog commenting just when I was hitting the button to respond to yesterday's "Google" comment. Your post looks great today, but I'll have to enjoy it later. Sorry if this is belated, but I think the point needs to be made nonetheless. Let's see how long it takes someone to say, "So what?" Or, "That doesn't make sense." Or, the ever popular, "You're ignoring facts again." LOL.

    Oh no, Sophia is #1, Jake #2!

    And, Google still has Reese Witherspoon then Rachel McAdams under Jake's name. Not much significance in terms of currency or coupledom though, is there? After all, we all know the last time Jake was seen with both women in public and the last time he was seen with you know who. Let's see:

    The infamous, very unhappy looking Jake leaving RW and kids behind pic, even though he has 4 yogurts in hand for possibly his own family that he loves talking about so much these days. And, no, I don't mean Maggie, Peter and Ramona.

    September, 2009:

    Jake with 4 Yogurts

    And, there's only one professional photo op of Jake and Rachel from the Academy Awards on March 9, 2010.

    Then there's the Jake and Austin getting physical and sweaty together: May 30, 2010.

    It appears that, of the three, Austin is the only one still in Jake's private life. Yet, no mention of his name in Jake's Google search box.

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  2. M and M,

    one more time: I know Jake is gay, I know his "relationship" with RW was a showmance, I followed that charade from 2006.
    My point is that making up 'facts', ignoring facts and logic or turning vague gossip into truths, isn't good for Jake & Austin fandom.

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  3. And, no, I don't mean Maggie, Peter and Ramona.

    Jake: "I love my brother-in-law so much, and I love my sister and I love my niece more than anything."

    Elle interview scan

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  4. Those Laker photos sure show the highs and lows of their relationship. As much as I love the Lakers1 shot,it always makes me sad to see the Lakers 2. It looks like Jake had been crying for some time and even Austin looks wiped out.Let's hope we get some new Lakers shots soon.

    Not sure I follow your comments really?. Jake's fandom has many sides. Babblers think he's straight. WFT and OMG think he's gay. DC Forum does not allow discussion of it though if I had to bet I'd say most there think he's gay and WDW is silent on it. Plenty of opinions expressed to go around for all. In the end we each decide for ourselves what we believe.

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  5. M and M is more concerned with brown nosing than the facts. Trufax

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  6. I've said Jake & Austin fandom.

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  7. It'll be interesting to see if we get any shots of Jake at any of the games. If we get them that means Disney has not given up on promoting POP. If we don't get any.....

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  8. it always makes me sad to see the Lakers 2. It looks like Jake had been crying for some time

    m, do you think that's because they spilled their jar of swirling love juices in the car on the way there?

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  9. Looks to me like Jake was probably high in those Lakers pics from smoking the mar-i-je-wanna.

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  10. ignoring facts and logic or turning vague gossip into truths, isn't good for Jake & Austin fandom.

    You are wasting your breath, or should I say fingers. Not gonna happen here with posters who think they are being supportive, but they are really making things worst because they will only have it their way or the way they want it and nothing else when it comes to Jake and Austin.
    Every move is a PR move in their minds because it's all really to try to fool them.
    Jake and Austin make their own decision, either to beard, be together, break up, deal with women or each other.
    But like the eveready bunny, it goes on and on and on.

    Jake and Austin are trying to hurt this fanbase?

    It's been said there are other actors who are out and maybe could use the support. Not Happening

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  11. LOLLLLLLL.

    Wow. Awesome to see some people have reached the recovery stage from their weekend Jake & Austin knockout blow. "Nurse pg, Nurse pg, please report to Jaustin Recovery. Repeat - Please report to Jaustin Recovery."

    I thought we were going to have to get out some of Cosmo Kramer's Junior Mints to swipe under the noses of some of the Jaustin trolls. They were flatlining there for awhile. "Code Blue! Code Blue! All OMG Jaustin Faithful Personnel please report to the ER. Repeat - Please Report to the ER."



    LOLLLLLL!!!

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  12. Jake & Austin knockout blow

    Jake, Austin and Sophia photo op is a knockout only for unrealistic fans like you.

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  13. Hey Seaweed!! You missed the big party over the weekend. Good to see you anyway.

    My vacation nirvana has officially gone splat and I am readjusted back into the reality that is the corporate straitjacket.

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  14. P.S. Ted still didn't bother to write a post about Jake, Austin and Sophia hanging out, I guess he wasn't impressed either.

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  15. Looks to me like Jake was probably high in those Lakers pics from smoking the mar-i-je-wanna.

    Yeah, it looked to me like Yil-En-HOO-Le-Hay had been smoking the mar-i-je-wanna, too.

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  16. Jake, Austin and Sophia photo op is a knockout only for unrealistic fans like you.


    Oh no. Oh no, no, no, no, no.

    Really, you prove yourself truly bothered by hanging around here. You've been notably absent; one single outing by Jake & Austin after "13 months" and you are on here. After the recovery period, of course. lol


    I "" the 13 months because I never kept track but I didn't need to because all the Austin haters kept track for me. Oh, and thanks, btw.

    Really, I ask you to write a thorough comment documenting just what exactly is made up and how you are prepared to disprove it.

    I want proof from you that what I believe is not true. You prove to me without a doubt that there is no Baby Tile, and it'll be your Gold Star day today.

    You prove to me that Jake & Austin are not in a committed relationship and it'll be a double Gold Star day for you today.

    I can't prove without a shadow of a doubt that either belief is true.

    And you can't prove without a shadow of a doubt that the beliefs are not true.

    So you know where that leaves us?

    You either need to accept that alot of the convo's around here are going to involve discussion of Baby Tile and Jake & Austin. And if you can't accept the reality that we're going to talk about those topics without persistently asking same ol', same ol' questions, you will need to be prepared to be called a troll.

    And that term has already come to my mind since sometime yesterday. Actually, I'm pretty sure Stubborn was right on the money. You're Passing By.

    And Passing By was a Troll.


    lol, you don't count. You're like tree bark, you're just there.

    My lunch hour is past up.

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  17. Looks to me like Jake was probably high in those Lakers pics from smoking the mar-i-je-wanna.

    Nah - high on lurve. Mmm, those lusty, heady, early days of oxytocin high love-making. Delicious.
    (Better than any other drug. Wears off eventually, sadly, leading others to try to recreate it with a new partner, but that's another discussion.)
    All you trolls should try it some time. Makes you a mellower person. Hafta find a willing partner, of course.

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  18. And really?, the next thing I would love to hear from you is 1) what is the objection to Jake being with Austin? and 2) what would be the objection to Jake being a father? Do you have objections to Jake pro-creating?


    You have done nothing but question anyone who'll even sniff at you. But you offer no opinions or what you personally believe.

    It's time for you to speak. No more questions to everyone else. I'm asking you now. Let me hear it.

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  19. Looks to me like Jake was probably high in those Lakers pics from smoking the mar-i-je-wanna.

    Nah. Looks to me like Jake was high on luurve. You know, those heady, early days of oxytocin high love-making. Delicious.
    (Best drug ever. Eventually wears off, sadly, leaving the love-addict to search for that high with new partners every few years. That's a whole different discussion though.)
    All you troll should try some of this - makes you a mellower person. Hafta find a willing partner, of course.

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  20. And please try not to make me laugh, ok? I am at work and in a confined space.

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  21. You prove to me without a doubt that there is no Baby Tile, and it'll be your Gold Star day today. You prove to me that Jake & Austin are not in a committed relationship and it'll be a double Gold Star day for you today.

    Prairiegirl,

    You can't prove that BT exists, I can't prove that BT doesn't exist. You can't prove that Jake and Austin are still together, I can't prove that Jake and Austin are just friends. We all know that, but you love to play stupid word games and avoid answering direct questions because your theories can be only correct.

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  22. And please try not to make me laugh, ok? I am at work and in a confined space.

    LOL.

    And I think Reality failed at that one. LOLLLLLLLL.


    Good thing no one is around me right now.

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  23. But you offer no opinions or what you personally believe.
    Wrong, try reading my posts.

    1) what is the objection to Jake being with Austin?
    Objection? It's called opinion. I believe Jake and Austin are just friends because with all that work on different locations, for years, they didn't make any visible effort to be at the same place at the same time.

    2) what would be the objection to Jake being a father?
    Opinion. I don't believe Jake would wrong his own kid and keep BT in the closet and there is almost nothing to support the gossip that Jake and Austin are raising a kid.

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  24. Really?, you just admitted that we all have our own theories so why are you still here ranting about nothing? WHY are you so bothered by Jake & Austin? It's comical to see you so upset.

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  25. And I think Reality failed at that one. LOLLLLLLLL.

    Destiny, what are you talking about? I love a good laugh, even on my expense!

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  26. Get A Life,

    why are you here?

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  27. Jake: "I love my brother-in-law so much, and I love my sister and I love my niece more than anything."

    That's actually why I made the comment I did. I read the ELLE article over the weekend and laughed when I came upon his newfound, gushing adulation and rapturous passion for Maggie, Peter and Ramona. Jake tosses breadcrumbs out for six months, then the uncomfortable questions start to follow of why he is suddenly so obsessed about having a family, then the let's try to fix this phase returns again. Similar to why the "family" word Jake actually used was altered to "friends" in the People spread. The Maggie Peter pairing has been in his life for eight years. Ramona's been there since October, 2006. Yet, it's only after he emerges from Reeke in 2010 that he suddenly talks about them in such "loving" almost incestuous terms. *rolls eyes* Sorry, but this looks like another PR cleanup brigade whitewash job to me. Just doesn't pass the smell test. Even though Jake doesn't want my advice, I'm going to give it to him for free. Stop this incessant talk about your undying love for your sister's family. It sounds a little unhealthy to me.

    BUT, THAT DOESN'T MAKE SENSE! Beat you to it, this time. LOL.

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  28. then the uncomfortable questions start to follow of why he is suddenly so obsessed about having a family

    When did Jake "obsess about having a family" and who asked those uncomfortable questions? Link please!

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  29. Destiny, what are you talking about?

    Because when asked for your evidence of why J&A are not together and BT doesn't exist the first thing you did was admit to having none, then, because you just couldn't let it go, you had
    to go and show your true colors and say:

    We all know that, but you love to play stupid word games and avoid answering direct questions because your theories can be only correct.

    You can't have an honest to goodness discussion to save your soul.

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  30. You're absolutely right M and M about the ass-covering.

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  31. Destiny,

    please, not so fast.

    Do you agree with me when I say that all people who post here know that Prairiegirl can't prove that BT exists, I can't prove that BT doesn't exist. Prairiegirl can't prove that Jake and Austin are still together, I can't prove that Jake and Austin are just friends? We are talking gossip, we don't have concrete evidence about BT and Jake or Austin's relationship? Do you agree or not?

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  32. ^^^ about BT or Jake and Austin's relationship

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  33. LOL. Good, phrasing Destiny-

    Here's the ass-covering article:

    Look at ELLE interview link up above @ #1 11:38 a.m.

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  34. M and M,

    please don't forget to post link about "uncomfortable questions start to follow of why he is suddenly so obsessed about having a family", I would love to hear/read them.

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  35. really?, you made it clear your opinion is that while Jake is gay, he and Austin are only friends and there's no Baby Tile.
    So here's a novel idea: start your own blog with that very premise.
    I promise you won't have any of us bothering you there with our opinions and "fact-ignoring".

    You say that our blog here hurts the Jake & Austin fandom, so I have to ask you why do you care? You don't belong in the fandom since you don't believe there is such a thing as Jake & Austin as a couple.
    See, if you start that blog of yours, we will continue hurting the fandom while you and the other smarties just gain more and more followers for being oh so right. Soon the only opinion left will be yours and wouldn't that be awesome?!

    But you don't really want that, do you? It's just so much more fun to try and derail someone elses blog, isn't it?
    Not very mature, but that doesn't matter when someone else has a different opinion than you do, damnit!

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  36. nobobody can prove nothing. It's the truth I know. But for various reasons anybody can believe in all possibilities with reason. Like I say all the time, someone who never doubt is a thoughtless and dangerous person and that's worth for both( JIG and JIS crowds)
    Doubt is wisdom.

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  37. "Yet, it's only after he emerges from Reeke in 2010 that he suddenly talks about them in such "loving" almost incestuous terms"

    I don't understand where are the incestuous terms?

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  38. really?, you made it clear your opinion is that while Jake is gay, he and Austin are only friends and there's no Baby Tile.
    So here's a novel idea: start your own blog with that very premise.


    Stubborn TB,

    I see, you are saying that some JiG believers shouldn't post on OMG.
    Would you be so kind to tell me who should post on OMG, what are the rules? Only people who believe that J&A and BTs are together should post? What about people who believe that J&A were a couple? Or people who believe that J&A are a couple but there is no BT? What are the rules for posting on OMG?

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  39. One more time:

    Here's the ass-covering article:

    Look at ELLE interview link posted above @ #1 11:38 a.m.

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  40. when will it end?June 3, 2010 at 3:29 PM

    Really? is like a dog with a bone. What does she want from the posters here? We've all agreed that everyone has their own opinions so what is her problem? Stop lecturing to everyone here Really?. You can believe what you and everyone else can believe what they want.

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  41. What does she want from the posters here?

    To admit that JiG opinions different from Special K's or Prairiegirl's or Destiny's are acceptable to post here.
    That all poster's arguments can be questioned and discussed.
    That Ted's gossip is just gossip, not indisputable truth.
    Is that too much to ask?

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  42. "Here's the ass-covering article:

    Look at ELLE interview link posted above @ #1 11:38 a.m."

    Yes I read it and he said how much he loves his family. I still don't see what is "incestuous" in his words.

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  43. Really?, Your questions have been asked and answered ad nauseum. The problem is that you don't want a discussion. You want to insult anyone who doesn't agree with you. Go back and look at your posts.

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  44. M and M,

    where are "uncomfortable questions ... of why he is suddenly so obsessed about having a family"? I didn't find any in this Elle interview.

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  45. My statement posted at 2:18p is sufficient. No need to repeat points already made.

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  46. M and M,

    Looks like you made up a story about "uncomfortable questions" so you could claim that Jake's Elle interview was ass-covering.

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  47. You want to insult anyone who doesn't agree with you.

    Please post just one example of my posts where I was insulting someone.

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  48. Jake and Austin kissing in a tree
    first comes love
    then comes marriage
    then comes a baby in a baby carriage

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  49. Destiny,

    please answer my 2:49 PM question.

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  50. "Jake and Austin kissing in a tree
    first comes love
    then comes marriage
    then comes a baby in a baby carriage"

    THANKS love this tale.

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  51. "Get your booty on the floor to-ni-ight,
    Make my day!"

    If this song doesn't get you in the mood for tonight's game, nothing will. I hope Jake and Austin are there, or at least Jake! :)

    GO CELTS! :)

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  52. Isn't it:

    Jake and Austin sittin' in a tree,
    K-I-S-S-I-N-G,
    First comes love,
    Then comes marriage,
    Then comes baby in a baby carriage.

    :)

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  53. We are talking gossip, we don't have concrete evidence about BT and Jake or Austin's relationship? Do you agree or not?

    No, and I refer you to Closet Door's post in the previous thread.

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  54. What concrete evidence are there about BT or Jake and Austin's relationship?

    For the reference:
    Closet Door said...
    Actually Jake and Austin's closet door is more like one of those slatted wooden doors.
    People just passing through the room only see a door. They don't care, or they don't think about it, or they don't question what they see or are told.
    People who stop to look through the slats and see for themselves what is in there can get glimpses of what is really behind there. There are shadows, and you can't really see all the way to the back or make out all the details, but you can tell what the closet holds--clothes, toys, sheets and towels.....
    June 3, 2010 10:22 AM

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  55. Since when this is the 'I believe BT' website? Are you seriously saying that people who don't believe in BT and have doubts that J&A are still together should get their own blog and stop posting here? Well, when Special K restrict the site to only BT-believers I might consider, in the interim, why don't you stop playing referee and trying to shut up everyone who says something different?

    GO Lakers!

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  56. can we just get alongJune 3, 2010 at 6:11 PM

    To admit that JiG opinions different from Special K's or Prairiegirl's or Destiny's are acceptable to post here.
    That all poster's arguments can be questioned and discussed.
    That Ted's gossip is just gossip, not indisputable truth.
    Is that too much to ask?


    No, it's not too much to ask and it should be asked and a relevent answer should be given without bs degrading Jake is gay, with Austin and baby attitudes.

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  57. "What concrete evidence are there about BT or Jake and Austin's relationship?"

    None, it's just what you believe and feel but admit it can be a huge possibility.

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  58. Jake and Austin kissing in a tree
    first comes love
    then comes marriage
    then comes a baby in a baby carriage


    Don't think we'll be seeing this any time soon Destiny.

    Sophia will kick some arsse as sure as you could say Chad.

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  59. No, and I refer you to Closet Door's post in the previous thread.


    anyone could say that you are partially blind and have limited vision to see only what you want to see in this closet door you obsesse with.

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  60. "What concrete evidence are there about BT or Jake and Austin's relationship?"
    None, it's just what you believe and feel but admit it can be a huge possibility.


    I agree that there is no evidence, but Destiny disagrees so it will be interesting to find out about them.
    About huge possibility that there is BT - I thought so during BT Paris pictures discussion, but as time passes by I'm changing my mind into BT non-believer.

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  61. I am considering myself as a jaustin curious. I am open minded enough to listen all the arguments and it's interesting even if some theories seem a bit off limits to me.

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  63. I can only say this. It was sure nice to see Jake with Austin again.
    It lifted my spirits. I hope we see more of them together soon.

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  64. Well, I had a horrifically busy afternoon, was ten min late getting off work, forgot my dog person 's house key, had to swing by the apt to pick it up, got stuck behind a stupid JO shuttle bus trying to make a left hand turn, took a different route and then rushed here. And now I have to type on my phone which takes me longer to do.

    And as soon as I sat in this big chair to type, Jingles starts furiously humping my leg. He is the horniest little Yorkie dog, LOL.

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  65. How about just trying to state your opinion, back it up with resources (i.e. primary or secondary supporting data), then make a generalization to sum up your point. After that, folks can respond, add to or ignore the comment altogether. Instead certain posters, endlessly interrogate like a hectoring prosecutor, question over and over and over again, and act like they have no idea what point another poster is making. Be vulnerable and state your point of view, as opposed to being interrogative and you might have a lot more fun around here. For what it’s worth.

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  66. ^ LOL. Sorry PG. I was responding to the constant interrogations we get around here. Sounds like Jingles needs a good talking to.

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  67. Chill out, maybe that is a good idea. No one said anything about rules and no one said there's a requirement to believe in BT. Read my comments again. I said one had better be prepared for convo's to involve BT. How does one get rules and requirements out of that?

    There is no law against BT and Jaustin talk around these parts, so I would suggest just getting used to it because it's not going away.

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  68. Instead certain posters, endlessly interrogate like a hectoring prosecutor, question over and over and over again, and act like they have no idea what point another poster is making. Be vulnerable and state your point of view, as opposed to being interrogative and you might have a lot more fun around here.

    Are all your mirrors broken M and M?

    LMAO You can use some of thi profoujd advice also M and M. To be real, maybe all of us posters should take this approach.

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  69. LOL. Jingles loves to show the lipstick.

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  70. And now is the time for dinner. I have an Applebees gift card and that just might be treating me tonight.

    She does have good cable so I'll be curious to see what's playing. But first to Google applebees menu.

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  71. Wow. Gone for a day at Fenway and find all of this.

    Great game even though the Sox lost. Not to hot, beat the thunderstorms. Lots of Celtics' green in the stands and chants of Beat LA spontaneously rose out of the crowd. One drunk or crazy (probably both) fan wore his Lakers jersey and was taunting the crowd when then were chanting Beat LA. Security had to escort him out because he was inciting a near riot.

    Always a good day spending it with you best friend at Fenway for a day game, having a Fenway Frank, singing Sweet Caroline at the top of your lungs at the bottom of the 8th.

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  72. Are all your mirrors broken M and M?

    LMAO You can use some of thi profoujd advice also M and M. To be real, maybe all of us posters should take this approach.


    Aww, the snarking option. Thanks for proving my point, yet again. Too predictable.

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  73. Now onto the Celts! BEAT LA!

    In the first Lakers pictures you can tell there was some hazy bliss going on (pre game warm up perhaps? Look at Austin's shirt, no button, zipper not all the way up. And the way they constantly had one part of themselves (foot, shoulder etc) touching the other. Of course the looks on their faces told the whole story.

    Lakers 2. That is a tough one to see. You can see there is so much going on. You're right M, Jake does look like he's been crying. Austin looks wiped out. That was the same day as the very careful worded press release of being friends (yet never saying they were not gay)to the NY Daily news after speculation of them coming in the beginning of that April was all over the place. Austin was also going through some tough family stuff too around that time, with his mom Kay being diagnosed with thyroid cancer.

    Lakers 3. That one was a surprise I think to many. Austin stared down the camera as well as said a lot with his body language leaning forward almost is challenge. He was very protective of Jake. Again they couldn't help getting an elbow or arm to brush against each other. Interesting was the mirroring of each other at one point. I remember reading something from someone who was sitting several rows behind them, who said they were like school girls or like in junior high (it's been a while), whispering to each other all night.

    I wouldn't be surprised if you don't see him. And it has nothing to do with PoP. Like I said, can he really go and not get a lot of grief for rooting for both teams? it's like walking into the Lion's Den either way or either place. Is he that crazy? Maybe he is.

    If he does go, really don't expect him courtside. LA has so many celebrity fans vying for those seats even more so for a championship show. Can see him sitting up a bit not bad seats but not on the court. Or maybe up in a suite.

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  74. Glad you enjoyed the game, Special. I thought your post was intriguing today, with many of the pics particularly drool worthy. Your post really points to just how media and tech savvy our Jakey-poo is. That bi-coastal analogy was too clever. Jake sure delights in walking through the raindrops doesn't he? Never quite revealing what he really means or what is truly meaningful to him. Challenging folks to pay attention so they can see behind what he's actually saying. Sometimes actually walking up to the edge of revealing something transparent then pulling back at the last moment. Often using humor to disguise what's really behind the words.

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  75. Isabel Lucas responds to the Jake rumors.

    Isabel Lucas: Jake is just a friend

    The 25-year-old Transformers actress was asked about her rumored relationship with Jake Gyllenhaal. “We’re just friends!” Isabel responded. “Our relationship is purely platonic.”

    Jake is Just a Friend

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  76. And as soon as I sat in this big chair to type, Jingles starts furiously humping my leg.

    LOL. Jingles loves to show the lipstick.


    ROFLMAO.

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  77. LOL. Jingles loves to show the lipstick.

    You can tell that PG is a writer. What a quaint way of saying that Jingles is a horn dog. Too funny!

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  78. Jake hit the same gym again today.

    Notice the four door family truckster/wagon no Prius. Wonder if he's worried about acceleration problems.

    Also notice all the angles they got him this time. Interesting.

    IHJ Jake at the Gym June 3

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  79. What is Jake carrying in his hand? Speedo, Bike Shorts or Spanx? : D

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  80. LoL. He is indeed rotten lil Jingles.

    I've been watching an HBO movie called All Over The Guy about the courtship / relaysh between two guys. Dan Bucatinsky plays Eli, one of the guys. He's very cute in it. At the end, the two guys are dancing together in their tuxes in the moonlight. Very romantic.

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  81. Jake Gyllenhaal Hits the Gym, Talks Acting Inspiration

    Keeping up on the tip-top frame he chiseled out for his “Prince of Persia” role, Jake Gyllenhaal was spotted hitting the gym in Studio City, California on Thursday (June 3).

    The 29-year-old actor definitely got in a proper workout session – as he left the gym all sweaty after attending a Pilates class.

    Meanwhile, Jake recently spoke with the Miami Herald about what inspired him to pursue a career in the movie-making business.

    Of this, Gyllenhaal answers, “I love the puzzle of movie making. I love the kind of strange equation that comes out, when it works and when it doesn’t. I love the idea of putting pieces together and that if you change something here, it affects everything else.”

    As for working for Jerry Bruckheimer in the recently released “Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time,” Jake tells, “He has a knack that movies are about fun. It’s been great making this movie and then promoting it and have people see it. People just go: `I had a great time.’ I was brought up thinking that movies were very serious and this and that. I don’t believe that anymore. After working with Jerry, it’s a sense as if movies are like notes on a piano. There are major chords, minor chords, unresolved cadences, and major chords with resolved cadences. There are so many different ways of making films, and he knows how to have his audience [enjoy] an incredibly good time. He brings out the best in the people who are working for him.”

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  82. **sigh** I won't try to go to IHJ.

    So it is a 4 door vehicle, huh Special? Like what two big carseats would more easily fit in?

    You know, my niece. & neph were in carseats at the same time. Those carseats take up a lot of room. And as the kids grew but still had to be in a car or booster seat, their legs got crowded in a RAV4.

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  83. So it is a 4 door vehicle, huh Special? Like what two big carseats would more easily fit in?

    Yes. But there is something interesting. I don't see that super dark tint on the windows that Jake has put on all of his cars starting in the fall of 2007. (hmmm why would he suddenly need super dark tinted windows then?)

    Thanks ET. So Jake was doing a pilates class that's going keep that flexibility he got from all the parkour and gymnastic/acrobatic work he did for PoP, and from all of those yoga classes.

    Also not sure if people know this the Editor in Chief of the Miami Herald is his uncle Anders Gyllenhaal.

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  84. Come again, Special? He does or doesn't have super dark tint? Your two sentences said the same thing. Rats, I can't copy and paste on the Droid.

    Well, the mutts are winding down. Hey. 4 Christmases is on HBO this month.
    Not even Vince Vaughn could get me to watch that thing.

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  85. He needs super dark windows to hide the CA mandatory baby seat.

    Everyone missed the juiciest part of the Isabel Lucas story. "Isabel is headed to Montreal to resume production on her new movie, Immortals, which also stars Mickey Rourke, Freida Pinto, Kellan Lutz and Henry Cavill." I repeat, Henry Cavill. Was she just a cover or a go between?

    I'm not supposed to visit fun sites at work, as the internet is essential so we all surf. But of course I do try to visit here at least once during the day. But they must have tightened our security as blogger will not take my comment. Do you have any idea how frustrating it is to read something and not be able to comment until I get home. I need to retire.

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  86. Jake looked pretty happy in those pictures. Kind of surprised given all the stories out there saying he can't carry a big film. Putting on a happy face, or just glad it's all over with?

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  87. That sucks M. Maybe it is temporary? I've had periods when I couldn't get onto certain sites at work, but luckily it never lasted more than a week or two, and knock on wood, never with OMG.

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  88. He doesn't have super dark tinted windows on this car.

    Think the Henry Cavill thing was just as much smoke being blown up everyone's ass as the other hookups that Jake was supposed to have with everyone else who was in Montreal this spring.

    Think Jake is happy is because he is home and hubs and family are there. And it's been really since March that he has home home.

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  89. He had super dark tinted window on his old Mercedes that he drove around pre-BBM. What does it mean?

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  90. The Henry Cavill gossip was made up. The person who posted that on Datalounge also said that everything that Ted said is a lie, Austin is straight and really dating Sophia. He clearly had an agenda. It was all BS.

    This is what he said on the first thread (post 529):

    Keram will stand by his Jake Gyllenhaal/Henry Cavill story while simultaneously debunking the "Toothy Tile" tale as complete bullshit. "Toothy Tile" is the creation of a supposed "Jake insider" whose identity was never vetted by E! management (none of Ted's gossip is verified, actually). The TT installments, which were always ostensibly about Jake and Austin Nichols, were too salacious for Ted to avoid printing, but at the same time verified only by a single, highly biased source. E! eventually tracked the snitch's IP address and discovered it belonged to one of the fangurl heads of one of Jake's bigger online fanboards. They knew from that point it was all fake (though this was after all the initial TT threads had been posted), but they also knew they'd never actually stated Jake/Austin were the subjects and they could get away with plausible deniability, so they never corrected the original BIs and have since supplemented them with occasional fictional installments. Jake is gay, Austin is not, and nothing TC has posted about them has had the slightest shred of veracity, and Keram hopes this will finally end the DL debate on the subject.
    Datalounge

    This is what he replied when he was questioned about it on the second thread (post 92):

    Keram thinks the DLers who encountered Austin Nichols at the gym or at a party and "got vibes" need to accept the likelihood that they were just projecting, as is often the case when one encounters a male celebrity one sexually desires in a public setting. Keram will admit to having done this himself, reading nonexistent "vibes" from a celebrity he fancied who turned out to be completely straight. Keram has heard nothing to the contrary that Austin and Sophia Bush are legitimately dating and in love.
    Datalounge

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  91. I knew all along Ted was making up shit as he goes. I never thought, nor do I think now that Jake is straight. Someone creating the story (a fan) huh?
    Now I've heard it all. I would have thought it to be a Jake or Austin fake ass friend doing the talking and embelishing. I know Ted embelishes. There is most likely always some truth to a rumor, but mostly only half truth or less. I think Jake is gay or bi., butg I get the vibe about Austin more though, but you never know. Some straight men are real girls and some gay men...well

    I believe most of that post.

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  92. "E! eventually tracked the snitch's IP address and discovered it belonged to one of the fangurl heads of one of Jake's bigger online fanboards."

    When Toothy started at the beginning of 2005 there was no big Jake online fandom. Only IHJ. This also gave away that Keram's gossip is BS.

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  93. Poor hausfraus, their oracle of bullshit in the guise of Ted has finally been exposed, and Toothy as fiction. Enjoy your fail frumpy ones. lol

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  94. "Everyone missed the juiciest part of the Isabel Lucas story. "Isabel is headed to Montreal to resume production on her new movie, Immortals, which also stars Mickey Rourke, Freida Pinto, Kellan Lutz and Henry Cavill." I repeat, Henry Cavill. Was she just a cover or a go between?"

    Since you obviously believe this story am I right in assuming that you also think Austin and Sophia are real?

    Most regulars here believed the Cavill story within a second - even checked airline data to prove Keram right - now suddenly Kerams gossip is BS - because his other gossip does not fit with their beliefs.

    What a bunch of hypocrites!

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  95. Most regulars here believed the Cavill story within a second - even checked airline data to prove Keram right - now suddenly Kerams gossip is BS - because his other gossip does not fit with their beliefs.

    No they did not. Some did but not all. You are making assumptions to fit argument that you trying to create. Sorry not going to work.

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  96. You are making assumptions to fit argument that you trying to create. Sorry not going to work.

    Umm, isn't that what you do in every blog write-up eg rings, matching ties, tinted windows, footprints, ear profiles etc etc.

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  97. I don't make the assumption that everyone on the blog agrees with everything I write. I recognize and have said many time, that there are many different opinions and belief here at OMG. That's the difference.

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  98. I like you Special, and agree that "most" regulars did not go with the Cavill story.

    But everything here is based on assumptions, speculation, gossip and hearsay.

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  99. Jake not at the Lakers but was out in LA last night. Where? Mumford & Sons show.

    My brother just met Jake gyllenhaal at the Mumford and sons concert. Wow I hate him.
    about 4 hours ago via Echofon
    HannahNeser


    Mumford and sonz!! + jake gyllenhaal yay!!
    about 4 hours ago via txt
    wyldstallyonz

    Spotted: jake gyllenhaal at the mumford and sons show... Credit: @gknolle. Commence fangirling! about 5 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
    xmaox

    Two feet from Jake Gyllenhaal. Four from Marcus Mumford. Goodbye forever.
    about 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone
    sessjess

    Mumford & Sons played the Henry Fonda Theater/Music Box in LA last night
    Mumford's 6/3 show tickets for sale

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  100. Bet he did watch part if not all of the game, since the game started early at 6:30PM in LA

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  101. Bitch-Back! Is Jake the New Indiana Jones?

    Dear Ted:
    I really had no idea who Jake Gyllenhaal was until I started reading your blolumn. So, in a way, it's totally your fault I went to see Prince of Persia...and I don't regret it. Jake turned in a standout performance. That this $200 million film could not have bought a better script, better direction, a decent score and a better leading lady (could there have been less chemistry between Jake and Gemma Arterton?) is what is truly disappointing. Jake evoked a young Harrison Ford, but not even that adventure star could have pulled off this muddled video-game adaptation. So yeah, regarding your Morning Piss, PoP kinda blows, but not because of Jake.
    —M

    Dear Action Jake!
    Sorta disagree, babe. Think you've got to put
    some of the blame on the leading hunk. Sure, he looked good (minus the awful wig), but chemistry is a two-person deal, and Jake's acting was dull, dull, dull. He's better at comedy or emotional stuff, not mindless fluff—and that's a compliment.

    Dear Ted:
    Don't people like Toothy Tile have enough money to retire, raise their child and be authentic. Does he need the attention? Truth be told, T.T. has a better chance at being celebrated being who he is than with his current plan!
    —E

    Dear More Money, More Problems:
    It's not about the money, doll. Sure, Toothy's got plenty of dough, but he
    loves to act. And he thinks he won't be able to do the same work if everyone knows he's into guys.

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  102. "Toothy Tile" is the creation of a supposed "Jake insider" whose identity was never vetted by E! management (none of Ted's gossip is verified, actually). The TT installments, which were always ostensibly about Jake and Austin Nichols, were too salacious for Ted to avoid printing, but at the same time verified only by a single, highly biased source.

    So how did this crazed fan-girl faux-insider manage to get Austin to touch Jake's chest while Jake grinned flirtatiously. She's good, that "insider".

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  103. I don't read DL, but the trolls there must know that Ted is about to unleash a whopper about Toothy, so they are trying discredit Ted. Ted will let us know that everything is oK. He always drops us little clues.

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  104. So how did this crazed fan-girl faux-insider manage to get Austin to touch Jake's chest while Jake grinned flirtatiously. She's good, that "insider".

    This good. J&A On Set of TDAT

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  105. Thanks youtube for showing that 8:35 post twists the truth.

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  106. Most regulars here believed the Cavill story within a second.

    Don't think so. I personally was skeptical, but I thought it was a beautiful fantasy pairing, not to mention an exciting scenario. Didn't believe it tho, alas. Some things are too good to be true. ;)

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  107. Most regulars here believed the Cavill story within a second

    I have no idea if Cavill gossip is true or not, but if Jake and Austin are still together I bet their relationship is not monogamous.

    Remember that "Jake Gyllenhaal wants to touch my penis" (something like that) blog story?

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  108. I could be wrong, but if Jake and Austin are together, I believe they are monogamous. But that could be my own projection from my own personal views of what a relationship should be. Other people may have a different view, equally as valid.

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  109. I think there were 2 1/2 of us who were believing the Henry Cavill story. I cannot believe one night's discussion and this thing keeps getting drudged up as the night all of OMG had a big ol' honkin' hissy fit.

    I was the only one spewing out of the blowhole, people. The ONLY one. People need to quit blaming everyone else on here for throwing the fit and buying it hook, line & sinker. I don't want to hear that ridiculous accusation on here again. It's totally false and a fabrication. For cryin' out loud.

    I still don't know about the story but at this point, it's irrelevant to me. I don't think Jake is the faithful type, sorry. That's why I think I totally bought it. But to do a 3 month deal? That is what makes the story a little shaky.

    And it looks to me like he & Austin are happy. So whatever happened, if anything happened, they have worked through it and are still together.

    The fact that this Keram fellow is totally blowing off Ted instantly discredits him with me. I would love to see Ted go after this guy. He's questioning Ted's credibility and I wouldn't stand for it, myself.

    Alright, I've got to get off. I have a ton of work to get done today and 3 dogs who will be squeezing their legs together by the end of the day so I can't be jackin' around.

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  110. He's questioning Ted's credibility

    Ted the gossip monger has zero cred. If he is so sure about the truth of his BI's, he should just name the celebs. No-one has ever been sued for stating the truth. Instead he hides behind names like Marty ManBoobs and Afelia Crutch

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  111. In my scenario, the 3-month deal wouldn't have ended there (even though the gossip said it did), it would have been "the start of something big." I'm too LTR and monogonomous for my own good - if you are happy and fulfilled, you shouldn't need to look elsewhere IMO. But as I said, I didn't take the gossip seriously. There's a lot more to go on with Jake and Austin.

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  112. Think Jake is happy is because he is home and hubs and family are there. And it's been really since March that he has home home.

    So we shoud forget all those times, from the last three years, when Jake and Austin weren't working and were spotted in different cities or different coast?

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  113. Based on pictures, Jake is happier on his own!

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  115. When Jake isn't being papped with Austin he can relax because he doesn't have to worry about looking like a couple instead of friends.

    Jake looked like he was supressing a smile in some of the weekend pictures. Plus there's the tongue.

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  116. When Jake isn't being papped with Austin he can relax because he doesn't have to worry about looking like a couple instead of friends.

    There is nothing suspicious about smiling when you are hanging out with friends, smiling Jake wouldn't make Jake and Austin look like a couple.
    And Jake was smiling last time he was papped with Austin (2009).

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  117. Love the way Jake was trying to keep his tongue to himself in those photos with Austin. He looked a bit like a cat that had just swallowed a canary.

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  118. Yes, working out with Austin and Austin's beard is sexy time!

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  119. Agree that the DL poster discredits himself by claiming that Ted is off base. That is the standard Jake is straight rallying cry. While Ted is part of the clues, he's not the only reason we know Jake is gay. I guess Ted can take credit for starting the Toothy story, but in that time period, Toothy was about to come out and not being discreet out and about with Goose. Plenty of eyes bear witness.

    I'm undecided on Cavill. Yes, I think Jake is largely faithful. But he is a guy and he and Austin are apart for long periods. I have an open mind on the subject and will see what else develops.

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  120. Agree that the DL poster discredits himself by claiming that Ted is off base. That is the standard Jake is straight rallying cry.

    That DL poster claims Jake is gay.

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  121. I love seeing these new photos of J&A. Seems to confirm that they purposely kept away from the paps until PoP opened. Still think PoP would have had a much better box office if reeking had not occured.

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  122. m, if you believe the Henry Cavill story then you have to believe that Austin is straight and he is dating Sophia. Just because you think Henry and Jake would be a hot slash pairing, it doesn't make it real. I think that gossip is BS and the poster showed with this Ted/Austin post what his real agenda was.

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  123. I love seeing these new photos of J&A.

    You meant to say Jake, Austin and Sophia, right?

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  124. Total BS - there's no such thing as being "largely faithful". You either are or you are not.

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  125. Totally agree LLJA.

    Reeke was supposed to gain him new fans with all those tabloid stories and coffee runs. Well, we know it nearly killed off his old fans, and given how POP has done, it obviously didn't bring him in all the new ones I think they thought it would create.

    When will actors learn that showmances--real or fake--only sell magazines, not movies.

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  126. It depends on what your definition of "faithful" is.

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  127. From the mouth of KeramJune 4, 2010 at 11:56 AM

    so they never corrected the original BIs and have since supplemented them with occasional fictional installments.

    Says alot.

    I'm sure one of the supplements is about the little one. Makes for a good book.

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  128. From the mouth of TedJune 4, 2010 at 11:59 AM

    Ted's gossip will make a good book, too.

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  129. Agree that the DL poster discredits himself by claiming that Ted is off base. That is the standard Jake is straight rallying cry.

    That DL poster claims Jake is gay.

    I think this went right over your head M.

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  130. Also, just because you are separated from your guy/girl for long periods, is no reason/excuse to settle for someone else in the meantime. Just think of those reunions (48 hour romps!) when you finally do get together. This is no judgement, mind you, people can do whatever they want as long as both agree, IMO. It's just that you can't claim any benefits of being faithful and yet still have other lovers. A case of not being able to have the cake and eat it, too, or even want extra cake. ;)

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  131. Austin and Sophia showmanceJune 4, 2010 at 12:08 PM

    think of those reunions (48 hour romps!) when you finally do get together.

    Just think of those times when we found out that Jake and Austin had a chance to be together after long periods of filming, but they weren't.

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  132. Ted has a new post about the CW and fake couples for PR and he mentions Austin and Sophia: Would You Do...This On-Again Gossip Couple?

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  133. ITA, Destiny, but I don't even think Reeke sold that many magazines. They were too boring as a couple for anyone to get excited about (except for Reese fans who wanted to stick it to Ryan and the gyllenbabblers who were desperate for any proof at all that Jake is straight).

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  134. laughing my Ass offJune 4, 2010 at 12:14 PM

    I don't read DL, but the trolls there must know that Ted is about to unleash a whopper about Toothy, so they are trying discredit Ted. Ted will let us know that everything is oK. He always drops us little clues.

    Oh my Gawd

    M, STOP
    Would you PLEASE just Stop.
    l
    Ted knows nothing.
    We get more info from other sources, you know that.
    Just stop already

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  135. I think it’s impossible to know how much time they really spend together because they are in the closet and they are creating shadows and illusions. Random sightings like twitter can be very misleading. There are lots of examples of sightings that turned out to be completely false. How many times Jake was spotted in one place and photographed in another (This weekend there was a sighting of him in Texas on twitter and he was later photographed in LA). In addition we have the PR machinery that manufacture an image. My point is, there is no way to know. We think we know their lives and their exact locations 24/7, but pics and sightings don’t show their real life.

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  136. please stop ignoring factsJune 4, 2010 at 12:23 PM

    I think it’s impossible to know how much time they really spend together because they are in the closet and they are creating shadows and illusions.

    Last 3 years - we have info about Austin filming OTH and Jake filming movies. Those are facts. We have info and photos about Austin traveling alone, traveling with Sophia and doing photo ops with Sophia.

    From those FACTS we know that Jake and Austin didn't have much time to be together and that sometimes Austin was with Sophia when he had a chance to be with Jake.

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  137. You've got to see Ted's Truth, Lies and Ted this week. Very funny - lol!

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