Grate Eight and Great Eight

It's back.

Yup the Crazy Tree is back and bring back the crazy in whole new way. And it looks like it will be a baker's dozen. Too bad it's not just this Baker's dozen.



But here to help you get up to speed and give you a guide to the crazy train that is pulling in here you go.

“Asleep At Heaven’s Gate” (more like Wide Awake at the Gate's of Hell)

Feats of Clay and Quinn's lives hang in the balance after being shot by "I Look Like Your Long Dead Wife" stalker Katie and left for dead. But enough of that downer.


BrookeDavis(TM) is getting married! And that's all it should be about, this whole season.

To who? Ohhh....does it matter? She's getting marrrrrrrrried! And by God she deserves it.

Ok, well it's to sensitive Julian. You know ever supportive JBra, who's stones, whatever he's got left of them are on a 13 week plan to slowly shrink to the size of aquarium rocks. Of course can't forget tonight their sexy fun role playing which is actually quite disturbing --seriously Grease 2? And who's the one who's going to suggest keeping the singing and dancing in? Sing out LouiseJulian!

Of course your dress will be better than anything Vera Wang can make.
(JBra's job is never done)

The Real Housewife of Tree Hill learns that she is pregnant as hubby Nathan leaves for training camp(way to avoid those morning sickness and mood swing months) leaving their son Jamie to deal with pregnant lady crazy. Schwahn wrote and directed the episode, so it should be a good indication of who's he's going to invest his focus on this season.

Oh just one more things, the cops show up to take BrookeDavis(TM) in. For what? Being stupid.

About what? That you got find out yourself.

Let's say Schwahn might not have been too thrilled about Sophia looking for another job as he was fighting to save this mess, and is working through it in his writing.


OTH isn't just bringing back its crazy, it's bringing back their theme song. Gavin DeGraw’s “I Don’t Want to Be” hasn’t opened the show in three seasons, but it's back with tonight’s season eight premiere. It's going to be a little bit different which of course always means "better" to ad exec.(Yeah that's it) During the season the theme will be covered a different artist. They include Aimee Mann, Patrick Stump of Fall Out Boy, Tegan & Sara, Matthew Ryan, Laura Izibor and OTH’s own Mia, (Kate Voegele). Wonder if it's really band tryouts for BrookeDavis'(TM) wedding reception.

Life is all about balance, so the you need the good too. This might do it.