and
Austin in LA
The same weekend?!?!??!Spooky!
Wait wait it was Halloween after all, strange and spooky things are supposed to happen.
Halloween isn't just for kids, and it's for the big kids too. So long after little ones are off the streets and have crash from excitement or sugar, the big ones go out and play.
Like Maroon Five who had a big Halloween bash last night.
Looks like friend Austin was invited.
"Hell of a party." according to a party-goer.
Now you know life long friend Jake must have been invited too.
He was in town. He's a bud. The hardest part of the equation would have been:
What to go as ?
Well he has a ready made costume for Daft Punk
He could do Buddy Lee with his denim on denim. Another instant costume.
Then he could have made Austin's Russell Brand costume go both ways and do a thinner Jonah Hill in an homage to "Get Him to the Greek" (hey look how long it took for Jake and Austin to both get to LA as the same time)
Well it's known how Jonah feels about Jake. (Very NSFW)Pictures: IHJ/Just Jared/ScottNathan/Flicker/IMDB
Truth, Lies & Ted
ReplyDeletePollapalooza!Sex, Love and Babies!
ReplyDeleteGet to Writin' Taylor Swift! Almost 65 percent of you do not think Taylor and Jake are destined to make it to many more apple-picking dates.
While the couple sure look good together, we're not feeling the sparks here, either. And with the timing of Love and Other Drugs and Tay's album, Speak Now, we're filing this under the too-convenient category. Especially since Jakey has been on the prowl since Reese Witherspoon broke it off, and we all know Swift is gonna need some catchy tunes for her third CD! We L-O-V-E both Tay and Jake, just not together.
Hey, but good thing Gyllenhaal's a nice boy. Don't think T.S. will get too much material—that she'd actually sing about—from this relationship
I'm not saying Soap wasn't there at the party, I know better than that.
ReplyDeleteBut why does Soapy's head look funny in that picture? That head is too big for the body, lol.
And actually, Austin also looks a lot like Weird Al Yankovic in that picture to me. He could have gone as him, too.
ReplyDeleteI bet Jake was at that party, just not pictured.
Watch, now PR will come up with some lame mention in People.com about Jake being seen eating ice cream around that same time.
Austin's twittering has gotten boring. It's getting militant just like Soapy's.
ReplyDeleteDo this. Do that. Buy this. Donate that. Don't do this. Don't do that. Did you know this?? Did you know that??? Contribute, contribute, contribute, people!!! Don't use plastic. Don't use cardboard. Don't breathe the air. Don't drink the water.
geez.
Still waiting for him to tweet that he's changing his child's diapers? I think you'll be waiting a long time for that. I suppose you could just not read his tweets if the bore you that much. :-)
ReplyDeleteAnd actually, Austin also looks a lot like Weird Al Yankovic in that picture to me. He could have gone as him, too.
ReplyDeleteIf he adds the hat from the airport he could do Uncle Nutzy's Clubhouse
Taylor and Jake have been Twittered in Big Sur.
ReplyDeleteHi guys, lots to catch up on. I've been running around like crazy the past few days.
ReplyDeleteWent down to DC on Friday and Saturday for Jon Stewart's Rally Against Insanity. Had a great time at the rally, and the crowds were amazing. The crowd estimate is 250,000 people, but boy it sure looked like even more. It was heartening to see so many people, now if only we can the progressives out like that for the election tomorrow, but I'm not feeling very hopeful about that.
Then had family in town yesterday and today, and I've been running all over the place with them, just sent them off. Boy are my feet happy to finally hit home.
I suppose you could just not read his tweets if the bore you that much. :-)
ReplyDeleteOr, people could continue to comment on Aus10's public comments because they have a point of view. This isn't a fansite, it's a blog. Kumbaya groupthink is what's boring.
Sorry Baby Tile drives you so crazy, but you can bet that Austin did not come back to LA to go to an Adam Levine Halloween Party. We all know that Adam is Jake's childhood friend. Yet, no mention of Mr. Extrovert being anywhere in sight. If Austin was Russell Brand, I bet Jake dressed up as his Katy Perry (but was over in corner laughing his head off) because I got to say that is the worst photoshop job I have ever seen in my life. Look how huge Sophia's head is. Probably PR, trying to get us worked up. But, truly they need to do better than this. Watch how Jake will be sited today with the Swifster so people will think he was cuddling up with her last night instead of trick or treatin' with his hubby.
Taylor and Jake have been Twittered in Big Sur.
ReplyDeleteToo funny. I was so busy writing my response, I didn't even notice this. Like I said predictable. Seems like Jake doesn't care about his career or his dignity. Truly sad.
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ReplyDeleteI need to take that comment down; I had forgotten my vow of silence there for a moment, my bad.
ReplyDeleteDestiny,that's awesome you got to attend the Rally. It must have been a blast.
ReplyDeleteAustin and the head that appears to be Sophia's (but maybe that's all that is) is on Perez. Perez comments Austin's abs, and I'm not sure if Jake would like where Perez is using his telestrator on him. I think that's a G-spot (as in Gyllenhaal)
ReplyDeleteBut out of the five comments it's gotten, three were about the sheer size of her head. One added they thought it was photoshopped. One thought it was Kristen Bell at first, and one was a ha ha.
The rally was a blast.
ReplyDeleteI think my favorite part was the dueling train songs--Cat Stevens/Peace Train, and Ozzy Osbone/Crazy (train).
It was then followed by the O'Jays doing Love Train.
Here's a clip of the dueling train songs, if anyone is interested.
Dueling Train Songs
Probably a lame attempt at Trick or Treat on Sophin's part to see what kind of comments they could get from their fans and/or naysayers. Looks like the ersatz couple will have to try again next year when maybe Jake and Swifty are available and not slinking off to some "romantic" weekend in Big Sur. Jake, the ape, and Squinty Taylor as a witch (with a beret) sounds pretty good, don't you think? Oops! That's right. Those imaginative outfits were already "tried on" in 2007. Hmmmm. Let's see. Maybe Jake could go as an engagement ring and Swifty as a cubic zirconia?
ReplyDeleteOn the celebrated Halloween day, Jake Gyllenhaal took his new girlfriend, Reese Witherspoon, and her kids to trick or treating.
Jake Gyllenhaal went trick or treating on Halloween with lover Reese Witherspoon and her children. The couple - who met on the set of their film 'Rendition' earlier this year but did not go public with their romance until October - accompanied eight-year-old Ava and four-year-old Deacon, Reese's kids with ex-husband Ryan Phillipe, as they collected candy door-to-door.
A source told Us Weekly magazine: "They were holding hands and swinging them in the air as they walked around the neighborhood. Reese was laughing at everything Jake was saying. While the kids went to knock on doors Reese and Jake waited on the sidewalk and flirted. Jake tapped Reese on the butt and then she hit him back - they began running in a circle hitting each other! Then Jake picked Reese up off her feet and she playfully screamed."
Reese, 31, was dressed as a witch, as was daughter Ava. Jake, 26, was dressed in a gorilla suit, while Deacon wore a superhero outfit. The source added: "Jake ran up to Deacon with the gorilla mask and pretended to scare him, but Deacon just laughed. Sometimes Jake came up to Reese from behind and nuzzled his big hairy mask into her neck."
Now, that's spooky!
Her head is like a bobblehead on there.
ReplyDeleteQuestion!! Question, Teacher!!!!
**waves hands**
I have two BIG questions after looking at Perez's picture and the one Austin put up on his Twitter.
Or will there be repercussions like there were with the Leadville discovery?
Hey, Destiny. Welcome back! I watched the Rally to Restore Sanity and/or Fear on C-span Saturday and I agree that the train sequence was pretty darn clever. Glad you enjoyed yourself.
ReplyDeleteSaw commercials for LaOD on TV today. Heavy on the romance, sex and naked house calls, but not so much on the Viagra.
ReplyDeleteWhat do those three chains around Austin's neck mean? Three BT's? Must be a hidden message somewhere in there. There just must be...
ReplyDeleteWhat do those three chains around Austin's neck mean?
ReplyDeleteNot the chains, but notice the ring on Austin's finger. Oh, and btw, I think Ted was making it pretty clear there are two BTs -i.e. "more than one."
Dear Ted:
In what state does Baby Tile live? Does he or she live with Toothy or Gray Goose?
—Suz
Dear One Big Toothy Family:
More than one.
LOL. The question didn't ask "How many BT's are there?"
ReplyDeleteMaybe Ted was answering "How many f*ck buddies does Toothy Tile have?"
A: "More than one".
Well, if repercussions mean Austin practically gritting his teeth while he's holding hands w/Soap and Jake having to listen to the chattering of Tay Tay Justice for Her Swift, then...
ReplyDeleteI'm All For It!!! LOLLLL
They're the ones who have to wallow in their mess, not me!
Destiny, I'm going to watch that dueling trains to see the O'Jays. Love Train is a classic.
ReplyDeleteI have a bit of a crush on Jon Stewart. I love that guy's smirk.
Why do those posts keep disappearing?
ReplyDeleteWhere have my posts gone? That's not very welcoming :(
ReplyDeleteWelcome Amy!
ReplyDeleteMethinks PR have been stalking the stalkers. LOL
ReplyDeleteThe O'Jays sadly didn't make into the clip I posted, there may be a separate one of them on YouTube.
ReplyDeleteHey, Destiny, did you see where Matt Bomer got a part in a movie that Fox is producing?
ReplyDeleteThat's awesome!
I think I really like my new nickname for TayTay.
ReplyDeleteJustice for Her.
Perfectamundo.
That's funny prairegirl. Don't we know each other?
ReplyDeleteSorry Amy Rose for the posts going poof thought you were someone else. My apologies.
ReplyDeleteCongrats to M&M and all the other Giants fans.
ReplyDeleteThanks, Special. The San Francisco Giants are World Champions. Timmy Lincecum was awesome tonight. A class act! A class team.
ReplyDeleteDear Ted:
ReplyDeleteIn what state does Baby Tile live? Does he or she live with Toothy or Gray Goose?
—Suz
Dear One Big Toothy Family:
More than one.
I agree with 9:31 p.m. Ted doubled up on the word one, which makes me think he is talking about more than just geographic location. Moreover, three is not a Big Family. In fact, it's just the bare minimum. I also believe Ted's suggesting that Toothy's family is an extended one. Everyone helping out. Parents, siblings, grandparents, etc. There's no way, Toothy and Grey could pull this off by themselves.
Congratulations to the Giants and the Giants fans - namely, one M&M!!!!
ReplyDeleteOh heck no, I agree, 23:43. There's no way they could pull this off by themselves.
But I believe they are doing it. It's probably one of the biggest known secrets in Hollywood.
And Jake & Austin aren't a secret at all either. The cast of OTH has to know. The cast of Jake's movies have to know.
But they don't blab to the journalists about it because what goes around, comes around. And if they want some of their secrets to be kept, then they respect the two guys and help them out by keeping BT(s) a secret.
But I think that's why Jake just glares at the paps now. I bet some of them are trying to get a picture of the kid(s).
What I'm waiting for is our first Jake w/ Tay Tay "Justice for Her" Swift photo op. Official photo op.
Then we'll see that toothy grin again towards the cameras. It's a miracle!!!
But first? I'm still tapping my foot, waiting for that big paparazzi stolen Sophin smooch.
ReplyDeleteOl' Soap's dropping the ball on this one.
Great news for the Giants. Who would have thought it.
ReplyDeletePost Ranch Inn is very small and exclusive. No way the details of Jake being there would leak out unless it was deliberately done by PR. Was he really there? Who knows. I think it more likely its a planted story and he was with Austin at the Halloween party.
CA, TX, NC, NY- those are at least 4 states that Baby Tile or Tiles must reside in a portion of the year.
Dear Ted:
ReplyDeleteIn what state does Baby Tile live? Does he or she live with Toothy or Gray Goose?
—Suz
Dear One Big Toothy Family:
More than one.
Yes Ted does double up on the word one twice and used the word big. And agreed it does mean there is more than one child.
But read the question again and then think about using "one" twice.
Does he or she live with Toothy or Gray Goose?
They were asking whether BT is a boy or girl. Saying one twice could mean there is one of each. A boy and a girl. Another reason for the one used twice could also mean that Toothy has one (as in being the biological father) and Goose has one.
All kinds of lovely combo possibilities, Special for the Daddy-o's.
ReplyDeleteOh, and just figured out how wide the guys' safety net spreads.
This Halloween bash that Soap/Aus attended had an official name, you know. I mean, we all know it was Adam Latrine's. But this guy can't even pay for his own party. He had a sponsor. Bacardi. Adam Latrine's Halloween Bash sponsored by Bacardi. Man. What a tightwad.\, LOLLL! Uh, it's called cash, Latrine. It's in that thing called a wallet. Guy probably can't get it out of his pants.
Anyway, I would say at this point that Latrine's an enabler. He helped Jake out with his big magazine cover splash profession of telling everyone to stop thinking Jake's gay, for heaven's sake. Now he helps Austin put some POP back into his fake relationship with Soap. The guy's a one-man bearding booster.
Come everyone! Props for Adam Latrine!!!!
Woohooo!!!
lol
Hey, maybe Latrine can also help teach Julian, I mean Austin how to lay a good one on Soap for the cameras.
ReplyDeleteI'm late, I'm late! This darn computer. Bad computer!!
lol.
I think one thing Ted also wanted to clear up was that the whole family lives in the same houses in the respective states they happen to be in at the moment.
ReplyDeleteThe person asked if Baby Tile lives with Toothy or Gray Goose, which implies they both have their own places and the kid(s) stay with one of them.
By answering "One Big Toothy Family", IMO Ted wanted to make clear that they're a unit, not two separate families.
By answering "One Big Toothy Family", IMO Ted wanted to make clear that they're a unit, not two separate families.
ReplyDeleteITA Stubborn
Erin Razii Rossow: JUST SAW TAYLOR SWIFT AND JAKE GYLLENHALL AT MCCONELLS AND hugged her! best day of my lifeeee!!!!
ReplyDelete13 hours ago
Dear Ted:
ReplyDeleteI was recently thinking about my favorite vice of yours Toothy Tile and couldn't help but wonder, if a movie were ever to come out the based on this Vice who would play Toothy, Grey Goose and Baby Tile?
—pksk4life
Dear Love it:
Either Chace Crawford or James Franco would be terrific as Grey, and the beloved Tooth himself? I nominate Ryan Gosling. Baby Tile would probably best be tackled by Willow Smith. It's a hit, no?
Bitch Back
Running late for work, but had to make a comment. Ryan Gosling. We know how much Jake likes Ryan. I guess Ted has heard that too. Isn't Willow Smith a bit old for Baby Tile?
ReplyDeleteIsn't Willow Smith a bit old for Baby Tile?
ReplyDeleteROFL!!!! THAT's what you find off?