Mr. Nichols we never knew.
And what would Jake say? Teabagging instead of loose and free?
So to the Minnie Pearl of Tea Drinkers. We say.....Now to the crew at OTH, one question:
Just wondering are you contractually obligated to styling Austin's hair like a wash and wear Raquel Welch wig? Is it some end of the line product placement deal they've scored?
On Camera
On Camera
Off CameraTonight on the Crazy Tree:
Secrets, sex games and shoelaces are all involved as the couples of Tree Hill celebrate Valentine's Day. Yup that's it that real synopsis. One sentence synopsis, sign that the end is near. It's like a book report from a kid who already knows he's flunked the semester.
Brulian plays dress up games again, (two weeks into the marriage and relying on cheap theatrics) and Julian suggests a meat lovers pizza. Julian's know what arms up means, but does Brooke(It's not Baker Bitch)Davis(TM) know how to get a shirt off as fast as club boy at The Alley? Naley? Too pregnant for anything it's Ho-Ho's (the snack cakes people) for cheap thrills. Maybe it's them for the shoelaces too since The Real Housewife of Tree Hill needs help tying them or just finding them. And since this is a Schwahny episode, expect to see Feets of Clay and Quinn. And of course with Schwahn that means Quinn in the smallest about of clothes possible.
It's not going to work I've seen it all before Miss,except he was taller, and had better legs.
"It isn't going to work... I've seen it all before Miss, except he was taller... and had better legs"
ReplyDeleteLMAO here.
Very cute post today Special; love the music too.
ReplyDelete...and Julian suggests a meat lovers pizza.
ReplyDeleteHa! A man meat pizza. Bet Austin and Jake have perfected that menu item!
Hope everyone had a great Valentine's Day.
I watched all the entertainment shows last night and EXTRA is obviously in the back pocket of Jake's people. They were the only show that pimped what they called Jen's "Secret Dinner" in NY on February 11th, “with Jake as her…Valentine. The introduction was: "Everyone's talking about her [Jen’s] birthday present, Jake Gyllenhaal?" And then they quickly added, (almost in passing) that there were "some friends" too...as if the other people were unknowns (Adam Sadler, Hugh Jackman and Paul Rudd might be offended). Boy or boy if that doesn't point to a manufactured story.
ReplyDeleteOh, and then they show a bunch of pictures mostly from the Good Girl and the GLAAD Award ceremony, narrating, "Seeing these two together is not a total shock. Jake and Jen have been quite friendly, over the years, showing plenty of affection since starring together in The Good Girl." Let’s see the GG was 2001-02 and the GLAAD Award was April, 2007. Almost 4 years! Yeah, I guess it’s not a total shock. *Rolls Eyes*
This is the kind of PR drivel that if the viewer is paying attention, knows immediately that it’s completely made up. The routine is repeated time and time again whenever Jake wants to make sure people think he’s somewhere when he’s not. With Austin on the West Coast, it was predictable that something splashy had to hit the blogs and celebrity sites last week so we had the Mumford and Sons House Party and the Jennifer Aniston B-day celebration. As was mentioned by PG, it was particularly telling that People did not even mention Jake being there and the title of their story was, Jennifer Aniston's Low-Key Birthday Bash Low-Key? Not when Jake’s people can get their hands on something!
I just find it totally Little Tike that Jake's people feel they need to do this. And Jake is just as Little Tike for signing off on it.
ReplyDeleteFor whose benefit is it, that's what I'd love to know. Because think about this.
Soccer Mom sure isn't aware of Austin and Jake's history. The rags overseas sure arent' aware of it. Watchers of the Oscars and movies in general certainly don't know about Jake and Austin.
So why are Jake's people spinning their Little Tike wheels putting this crap out?
You know what it is? To recycle a quote from Jake himself, It's hilarious!
To try and regenerate something from Jake and Jennifer Aniston as if the flames have been rekindled and resizzled after a big ZZZZZzzzzzfest of how many years since they filmed together, I mean who do they think they are writing for?
ReplyDeleteIt's embarrassing, really. It's over the top. It's overkill.
And it's Little Tike, fellas. It's Little Tike.
Time to get up here with the Big Boys and Girls and put the Little Tike in a garage sale.
I need to eat my dinner now.
Okay, I've only watched 5 minutes of Over the Hill and I'm done. Had enough, thanks!
ReplyDelete#1 - I find it very amusing that Julian and BrookeDavis (TM) are already playing French Maid and HandyMan when they're fresh newlyweds. Sex life has already hit the ho-hum stage? How sad!
ReplyDeleteOkay, they seriously just crossed a line with the H.S. babysitter and Mr. Baker coming home play. I can't believe they left that in there.
Oh wait, is that a shout out to Jake and Tay?
Seriously, though, the Babysitter & Mr. Baker needed to be cut out and thrown in the fireplace.
That was not too smart, especially considering they have a mostly high school demographic. Does Mark Schwann have a head on his shoulders at all this season?
So basically the writers at OTH just went through their stack of favorite pron for inspiration for BrookeDavis(TM) and Mr. Baker. So how many more people are going to phone it in for 7 more episodes?
ReplyDeleteWill have to catch the show on the internet later in the week; I was watching the dog show, which means I also have to catch up on Glee on the internet.
ReplyDeleteThe show was strictly an excuse to parade Sophia in skimpy costumes, Austin without his shirt and Quinn in a tube top masquerading as a dress.
ReplyDeleteI'd be one of the first one to say that Austin has an incredible physique. But I don't need to see it every frame that he's on the show in order to appreciate it. After awhile, it becomes gratuitous and loses impact.
Watching Over the Hill tonight reminded me of a movie I saw just recently....the name of it escapes me...right on the tip of my tongue...
I will say that there is an interesting story line with Chase and the boy he is being a Big Brother to and I also like Mouth & Millie. I really like Mouth.
I forgot about the Westminster show, Dest! I'll have to google to see who won Best in Show!
ReplyDeleteI would have been so much better off watching that.
I watched an OTH tonight but it was an old episode. The one with the batchelorette(sp?) party. The episodes were piling up and using up my space for other shows. Rip off of The Hangover for sure.
ReplyDeleteSpeaking of Austin's hair, his hair in the photos at the top of the post today are so like the Leadville photos. The shape of the head is identical. Just more evidence.
D-listed had a post about T Swift today and some other guy. He included this about Jake. "Jake Gyllenhaal tried to pretend like he enjoyed spending his Sunday afternoon giving raspberries to puppies (or whatever the hell Taylor gets into on the weekend), but in the end he just couldn't do it with a straight face. (Yes, I know what I did there)". Dead on as usual for Michael.
Dear Ted:
ReplyDeleteI have a Blind Vice question that's been bugging me lately. Do all three of the And It Ain'ts always have a connection to the subject, or are they completely random sometimes?
—Lee
Dear Ain't Too Complicated:
It really depends. But usually they are just helpful hints to get those Blind juices going. They will for sure steer you in the right direction—and sometimes even the wrong direction could help uncover the Vice.
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Two great documentaries. WHY WE FIGHT and GASLAND. Check em out yall. -AUS10
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