Since you've done this:
Show us best plank skills. And to help you here's some suggestions, or maybe a challenge or two. ; )
Top Ten Plank Challenges for Austin:
10. DawsonPlank - Dock - Wilmy
9. CheckeredFlag Plank - Charlotte Motor Speedway
8. BigBagPlank - luggage carousel, Austin-Bergstrom International Airport
7. LakerPlank- On the wood, Staples Center
6. PoolPlank- Table - The Joker, Santa Monica.
5. ProducerPlank -Joe Davola's Desk, LA
4. 2amTacoPlank - Rosita's Al Pastor, Austin TX
3. OrganicPlank - Farmers Market, LA
2. TubPlank, Treehouse, Northern California
and the number one plank challenge
GyllenPlank, Jake, Anywhere you want.
Approved PR simulation picture.Now Mr. Nichols you have planked
and you know Owling is the newest thing
why don't you trendset and Wild Turkey it?
Because of course Jake has already claim the Goose.
Speaking of Jake here he was yesterday patrolling in that cop classic, the Crown Vic cruiser.
And huh? Do you think Jake dipped into Austin's bronzer or are they playing a date switch-a-roo with pictures again. 
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ReplyDeleteIf I told you last week that pictures of Jake Gyllenhaal looking like a giant cut peen in a police uniform were in your near future, you might have Saran wrapped your chair and called into your job's voicemail at 6am to tell them you're taking a personal fapping day. (Yes, I know you call in at 6am when nobody's there so you don't have to speak to a live person. You aren't fooling anybody.) But now there are pictures of Jakey looking like a giant cut peen in a police uniform on the L.A. set of the movie End of Watch and I've got nothing.
Jake has never really been my cup of sweet tea, but a dude in uniform is a dude in uniform. However, if I got pulled over and Jake sashayed up with his weapon out, I'd have to stop myself from making "Is that a gun in your hand or are you just..." jokes and then I'd tell him, "Girl, stop playing. Put down that water gun and let's go and get lavender and mint oil head massages." Even Stick-Up Kitten would be like, "Really now?"
But I see what Jake is really doing here. Jake has played a cowboy, a solider and now he's playing a police officer. When I open up The Hollywood Reporter tomorrow morning (you know, because I open up The Hollywood Reporter every morning), I expect to read the headline: "Jake Gyllenhaal To Star In A Remake Of Squanto." If you can't join the Village People, you might as well play every single one of them in a different movie. Fill up your Village People costume closet, Jake. Fill it!
Village People costumer closet, lol.
ReplyDeleteAnd lol owling. Very funny post today.
According to DL, the cause of his breakup last year with his boyfriend of 7 years was because he got tired of Jackman having to spend most of his time with his wife and kids.
ReplyDeleteAnd if that's true, that would be a prime example of what's going to happen when the closeted one actually marries and is living double lives. Someone's going to get put out. And to have children involved? Talk about extreme complications.
Hugh Jackman is another one like Orlando, constantly photo'd without his wife. He's papped with his kids all the time but where's his wife?
He's been looking pretty good lately, very trim, he's cut off the facial hair, he's cut about 7 years off of his looks. He was looking really ragged and old.
And I totally agree with you, Dest. Hiding the SO is no way to live. I hope it is not for a whole lot longer.
ReplyDeleteAnd it seems like we may be seeing baby steps out of their situation. I don't think we can expect a sudden leap out of the closet. They've got a lot of baggage accumulated along the way that has to be dealt with and explained.
I bet it is going to take a lot of planning if they may be in the slow process of coming out. They've got kids. And look at how the beards Reese and Soapy are going to look.
It's a mess. It's going to take a conference room, PowerPoint, several pots of coffee and lots of emails & phone calls to plan it all out.
Hey wait a minute.
ReplyDeleteDoes parsley even have a taste? You're not supposed to ear the sprig of parsley, are you?
You're supposed to drop it on the placemat and get it out of the way!!!
LOL PG
ReplyDeleteI forget who said it, a comic I think, that if you see someone eating parsley he assumes they are Jewish.
It has to with eating it at the Passover Seder. I am kind of an honorary Jew in a lot of ways.
No access to blogger right now..
ReplyDeleteJackman has been seen a lot with his wife lately, unlike the past. Don't know what that is about. Someone on datalounge said she's a lesbian
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GyllenPlank, Jake, Anywhere you want
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LMAO
RT @jasmine837: @aus10nichols if you reply to me. I will tattoo your face on my left bum cheek. OK SEND ME A PHOTO WHEN ITS DONE. AWESOME.
ReplyDelete26 minutes ago
KFUCKINGP
ReplyDeleteKenny Powers
Sorry, Austin - Too busy planking on ladies. “@AUS10NICHOLS: Planking on KP's jet ski. Who can beat that @kfuckingp? say.ly/HjRymx”
8 minutes ago
@kanitydane1014 Rebeccaaaa
ReplyDeleteMy mom thought Austin Nichols was gay.... #hahano #awkward
what do you think of leo? i think ted means he`s king schlong and is mostly hetero. i dont know musch about leo, but what do you know about him? i think i thought he was gay until i read ted.
ReplyDeleteThis is really sweet and shows what a great guy Austin is.
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@cuteluvblsam77
[Is]"working on one tree hill season 9 and east bound and down season 3"
Her son got a chance to work today on OTH as an extra, and worked with Austin and Jackson (Jamie). Here's her tweets.
@AUS10NICHOLS you officially made my sons day and now he's quoting you. Thanx for being fun on set!!!
2 hours ago
@AUS10NICHOLS oh yea here he is. Connor. twitpic.com/60h6md
2 hours ago
I really would love to see Austin make a hand turkey in different pictures, it would be hysterical.
ReplyDeleteAlthough planking certain things wouldn't be so bad either. ; )
And no that is not the comic version of Jake and Austin. It is Jonny and his bff Plank from Ed, Edd n Eddy.
Jonny "is often made fun of for his big head and has a tendency to get his head caught in branches when climbing trees. He talks a lot, and frequently gets on the other kids' nerves. He is rarely seen without his imaginary friend, a 2x4 wooden board with drawn-on eyes and a mouth, aptly named Plank. Jonny seems innocent and gullible, and often forgives people no matter what they do. He does not seem to mind the antics of the Eds, and is often the most friendly out of all the cul-de-sac kids towards them. He is very protective of Plank, and will burst into acts of bravery or extreme aggression if Plank is stolen or harmed in some way." "He and Plank both have superhero alter egos (Captain Melonhead and Splinter the Wonderwood, respectively)."
hmm...LOL
Plank was one of my favorites when I used to watch Ed Edd n Eddy with my nephew.
Looks like Austin was talking about the Goonies. Hmm wonder who his favorite character was? Mikey? Data? Chunk?... Sloth? Oh please don't say it's Stef (Martha Plimpton) ;)
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Thanks to @AUS10NICHOLS and whoever else I now am renting the goonies this evening. Yay lol
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what do you think of leo? i think ted means he`s king schlong and is mostly hetero. i dont know musch about leo, but what do you know about him? i think i thought he was gay until i read ted.
ReplyDeleteHmm, I'm going to check out that site that discusses blind vices, ng. Is Leo supposed to be King Schlong? I need to go read up on King Schlong!!
Rebeccaaaa
ReplyDelete@kanitydane1014 Rebeccaaaa
My mom thought Austin Nichols was gay.... #hahano #awkward
3 hours ago via txt
Christie6187 Christie Randazza
@kanitydane1014 aww..I love him..haha..but honestly if I didn't know he was dating Sophia I would've thought he was too..haha
3 hours ago
Huh. Well, this was interesting. Wonder which one of Reese's bitch boys Ted is talking about?
ReplyDeleteOh King Schlong! How happy you're about to make many of your groupies all over the world, when they find out that high profile relationship you're in don't mean a thang.
See, King is king for a reason. He's charming, knows how to command a room, and is good looking in that yeah, I know I'm the s--t kind of way.
So, it only makes sense he found an equally yummy counterpart whom he has flaunted all over the world.
But does she know where her man's penis plays when she's away?
Lots of places, really, but one girl she might be super pissed about her man shagging is a well-known L.A. party chick who has bedded the likes of one Shafterella Shoshtein's boy bitches
On Blind Items Exposed, it says that King Schlong is popularly thought to be Leo.
Clues: Not an athlete; has not done voice-over work; has been a side character in a BV before, but never a starring role until now.Was at the 2011 Academy Award ceremony. Think more movies than television. Does not have kids. Much younger than Morgan Freeman.
Top suspect -Leonardo DiCaprio (even though he has already been a BV "ages ago" per Ted in 2010. Yes... Ted says KS has been in a BV before, as a side character. He is now saying people can have two names. See our discussion in comments!)
AUS10NICHOLS AUSTIN NICHOLS
ReplyDeleteRT @jasmine837: @aus10nichols if you reply to me. I will tattoo your face on my left bum cheek. OK SEND ME A PHOTO WHEN ITS DONE. AWESOME.
3 hours ago
LOL, that's awesome.
"Huh. Well, this was interesting. Wonder which one of Reese's bitch boys Ted is talking about?"
ReplyDeleteThis could only be Ryan. He is a manwhore so sleeping with most of the girls HW isn't shocking. Reese's other bitch boys wouldn't fit. Jake's not into girls and Jim would never risk displeasing his meal ticket to fame.
it could be ryan, but ted once said king schlong had die hard fans or something like that. i know ted sometimes speaks in hidden senteces, but i understood like he was a big star and has showed his pretty girl around the world, that just dont seem to fit ryan.
ReplyDeleteng, I think Gossip Luver was referring to the fellow that was bedded by the superchick K.S. had been with.
ReplyDeletelol - did my sentence make sense?
Hey!! I didn't realize that picture of Austin was real. LOLLL!! I thought it was a photoshop job.
Austin dresses very nicely when he's working, doesn't he? I always enjoy pictures of him from the set because he's always business-like dressed. I like his dress shorts - those are nice. I wish he could pass along some of his attire savvy on to Mr. One-Pair Tan/Beige Pants Jake.
Jake Gyllenhaal Makes A Hot Cop On The Set Of His New Film
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Back in April, we got our first look at actors Jake Gyllenhaal and Michael Peña on the set of their new film End of Watch. As you may recall, Jakey poo had to shave his head bald for the role as a tough-nosed police officer. Today we get to see a few new photos from the set of the film and as you can see … Police Officer Jake is totally in charge. Weapon drawn, he approaches the truck of a would-be bad guy with all the seriousness he can muster. Check out the photos below.
See, if Jake Gyllenhaal — bald or not — approached my car and demanded me to get out … he wouldn’t need to draw his gun for me to obey. No sir. All he would have to do is bat those eyelashes and flash that smile and I would totally surrender on the spot. I think Jake makes a hawt cop. I can’t wait to see him in action for real when this movie comes out. A Jake in uniform? Sign me UP!
Quick check in as I am still traveling. Michael d never fails to make me laugh.
ReplyDeleteJackman looked like hell for a while, I think after the breakup but is starting to look good again. I think it hit him pretty hard.
I actually started to think maybe Leo was straight until I saw Lucas with him once again. No more doubts for me.
PG is so right about Jake telegraphing how he feels about austin. I've spotted many a couple who were having an affair because their body language, eye contact or personal space gives them away. How does that saying go? You can fool some of the people some of the time but not all of the people all of the time. There is always a tell.
Both ENT lawyer and Michael D have a blind about a guy getting injured while doing swordplay naked with another guy . No one guessed Jake but I still have not seen anything about that odd slice he had on his face a while back . Seems to be gone now but when I read the blind my first thought was jake.
ReplyDeleteInteresting, m, on the blind item. That was a noticeable scar/whatever on his face.
ReplyDeleteI don't keep up with the history of Leo but when I saw him with Blake Lively? That did it for me and also the fact that Lukas Haas keeps popping up? That, too. It all mirrors Jake's life for the last several years except that with Jake, he and Austin just will not allow themselves to be seen together anymore.
Thanks for that mention on the swordplay, m. I never would've seen that.
Hmm, except the BI says that the guy was sporting a bandage and I don't remember Jake ever having a bandage.
ReplyDeleteOkay, so whoever's in charge of this EOW movie doesn't care about hair. There are new set pictures out and America Ferrara has her hair pulled back so tight, it hurts to look at it, lol. Maybe women cops have to tie their hair back though?
ReplyDeleteIf not, the dude in charge of this movie has a thing against attractive people and top goal is to make his actors look as menacing as possible.
Yubitsume Melissa Dowd
ReplyDeleteJake Gyllenhaal makes me feel kinda funny, like when we used to climb the rope in gym class.
7 hours ago
LOLLLL. That's awesome.
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ReplyDeleteRegulations dictate that women either have short hair or is hair is longer than so many inches it must be put up in a bun. You are also not supposed to use pins or barrettes. If you do it is to be the minimum needed. And no ponytails.
ReplyDeletePart of the reason is that you hair can be grabbed and pulled and someone get the advantage over an officer. Pins or barrettes can pulled out and used as a weapon to hurt the officer.