Right at home in the drivers seat, the writer/director/star continued working on his short film and making sure to capture the land and water of his beloved hometown.
And looking good
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....huh.
Happy Austin Friday!
Friday, July 19, 2013
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A few more pictures of Austin's adventure
Right at home in the drivers seat, the writer/director/star continued working on his short film and making sure to capture the land and water of his beloved hometown.
And looking good
The tall Texan put his unique twist on his accessories.
At the beginning of the week OMG wondered what he was going to call his baby, and now we know.
Stroker
....huh.
Happy Austin Friday!
Right at home in the drivers seat, the writer/director/star continued working on his short film and making sure to capture the land and water of his beloved hometown.
And looking good
Stroker
....huh.
Happy Austin Friday!
Too classic to let pass by w/o paying attention to it. Stupefying doesn't even begin to cover it.
ReplyDeleteSo after Special's NYC 'biking' post yesterday and Bullet #1 pointing out the harshness of the heat wave covering the east coast during the week, this appears on Facebook last night:
Christian DiPietro
5 hours ago (June 19, 2013 5:14 pm) near New York, NY via mobile
Only good thing about a disgustingly humid and hot New York City day like today? Seeing Jake Gyllenhaal just walk by me all sweaty and manly in a tank fanning himself off.
The gall is unbelievable that they think some of us would buy into this, too ridiculous for words.
OTOH, by the .0005% chance it's true, I wonder if he was using a Hudson Clearwater complimentary paper fan?
I'm sure Bruchheimer is pissed at Jake, no matter what happened. Didn't Ted say he blamed Jake for being too obsessed with Cavill for the poor results on POP .
ReplyDelete^^ Please explain. Why would Bruchheimer be pissed with Jake? He probably chose Jake for the role, Jake did what he was supposed to do, act and promote the movie. What did Cavill have to do with POP? He was not in the movie.
Does seem a little weird someone would post a comment in such detail. Fanning himself. That is funny.
ReplyDeleteeven weirder the FB poster has a pic of Jake on his timeline, a pap pick taken from Just Jared!
ReplyDelete... and he works at Marc Jacobs... another fashion person!
ReplyDeleteHuh. So last year when all of those tweets of Jake-buying-condoms or Jake-with-women sightings were coming from Fashion Institute of Technology people... did anyone ever determine if those accounts were authentic or not? Weer they real people being paid to tweet, or fake accounts owned by PR altogether?
Rumor had it that while Jake was filming PoP in the UK, Henry was filming the Tudors in Dublin. During breaks in filming, Jake would sneak off to Ireland to see Henry and they had a passionate fling. I think it turned out to be a false rumor, too bad!
ReplyDeleteThe gall is unbelievable that they think some of us would buy into this, too ridiculous for words.
ReplyDeleteOTOH, by the .0005% chance it's true, I wonder if he was using a Hudson Clearwater complimentary paper fan?
^^^ We know We know. NO tweet is real unless it's a tweet about seeing Jake, Austin and some wayward children follow. Then you light up like a lighthouse
I refuse to believe Jake and Henry Cavill was a 'false rumor'!
ReplyDeleteand @1:24 lighten up or go away.
That rumor about Jake and HC was started by someone on Datalounge that had a lot of outrageous, clearly not true gossip, so no, I don't believe that one.
ReplyDeleteBruckheimer has had plenty of expensive failures in recent years, it's not just POP.
So after Special's NYC 'biking' post yesterday...
ReplyDeleteA post which really makes no sense at all. There are six different pictures of Jake biking in New York which (combined with four minutes of googling) make it pretty clear what was going on.
The reason that Jake can turn his head while riding down that street is because it's a one way street. The reason the street looks "abnormally" clean is because the picture was taken as Jake cycled past a hotel. The Trump SoHo at 246 Spring Street to be exact (identical street, identical building, identical brown modern art-type piece on the exterior etc) and hotels typically like to keep their entrances clean. The reason you don't see any cars parked there is because the hotel has a no standing restriction that only allows cars to stop if they are dropping off or picking up patrons of the hotel. And yes, those restrictions apply even at noon, on a weekday, in New York.
I don't think there is anything strange about a group of teenage girls staring at a good looking and fairly famous actor. Even though his head was turned away in that picture, in the ones on IHJ Media you can see that prior to that Jake was cycling on the sidewalk (in New York! Again! The horror!) and stopped on the same corner they were standing on. Since he was cycling on the sidewalk I assume he wouldn't be going to fast, which (combined with the fact that he is pretty fit) would mean he was barely exerting himself, which would account for the small amount of sweat you can see on his T-shirt.
Finally, as for those "giant sun spots and streaks" I'd guess that they are reflections caused by an amateur hurriedly taking pictures through the window of a Starbucks as the celebrity they spotted on the corner of the street rode past them.
How did I figure it all out? Well, a magician never reveals their tricks. However I will say that if any of you had looked at the pictures on IHJ Media you might have spotted something that may have helped pin down Jake's location. Not something obvious like a billboard with a phone number on it though...
Is that all you've got, Fear?
ReplyDeleteBig whoo. A few dots of sweat. I'm not even going to argue about that nor your trying to explain the gawking. And big deal it's a one-way street? It's like the seas parted and everyone cleared the street for him. This seems to happen alot for him and Austin at outdoor concerts and street "fan" pictures, you know that?
Let's see, this took you how long to get back to the blog on this and this is what you've come up with? Boy, you must have been magnifying, zooming, and blowin' up like a mad Joe Davola. Too bad for all that trouble, it leaves me undeterred in my thinking.
Why don't you now go spend oodles of time on those two pieces of photoshopped crap from the park bench in Wash. Square.
Boy, Special can sure make you guys dance, can't she? Just like Jake's people and whatever minion it is that uses Austin's twitter account to trash it up like a porn site. Talk about puppet strings and yes, when you do this, it only shows us as the pull-ers. And you all continue to show you're the pull-ees.
Keep on reacting.
It's like the seas parted and everyone cleared the street for him.
ReplyDeleteNo, it's like he waited at the corner for the lights to change while numerous people were watching him...
Too bad for all that trouble, it leaves me undeterred in my thinking.
Well, if you're thinking that those pictures weren't taken outside Trump SoHo then your thinking is currently being stomped on by Google Maps.
Let's see, this took you how long to get back to the blog on this and this is what you've come up with?
What, pictures that show exactly where Jake was riding that bicycle?
Boy, Special can sure make you guys dance, can't she?
No, Special posed some questions and I answered them. If Special wants me to dance she needs to start putting some salsa music on the home page.
Boy, you must have been magnifying, zooming, and blowin' up like a mad Joe Davola.
ReplyDeleteBut isn't that exactly what you do when trying to debunk a photo not in keeping with the narrative?
Oh and it's "crazy" Joe Davola.
Of course PG cared about what you wrote, The Fear, or else she wouldn't have responded within 15 minutes of your post, and devoted 200 words to this display of her nervousness.
ReplyDeleteThe The Fear, you should change your name to The Debunker ;)
Fear and Plain and simple stop talking to yourself.
ReplyDeleteYawnnn!
ReplyDeleteOh and it's "crazy" Joe Davola
ReplyDeleteUh, no, I actually meant mad Joe Davola! But thanks for the offer anyway! Maybe next time!
Big week for Alyssa Miller as her move to IMG modeling agency was finally made public, delayed no doubt so that the press release would actually get picked up, with headlines noting she is Jake Gyllenhaal's girlfriend. It is worth noting that Emily DiDonato is also with IMG, and that IMG is a publicity machine, and actually owns other PR companies. This is all interconnected somehow.
ReplyDeletemadison hirsh @hirshykissez 13h
ReplyDeleteJust a complete 180 turn today #greatmood �� jake gyllenhaal pic.twitter.com/WmBo347uFN
and she happily retweeted some of the articles about her switching to IMG that pimped her as Jake's girlfriend. huffingtonpost , wwd, fashionista , styleite , modelinia
ReplyDeleteI see the great defender has been here today with their version of an explanation for everything. Very naive to think we would simply take their word for anything.
ReplyDeletenew US Weekly Magazine:
ReplyDeleteAlyssa&Jake
Their romantic stroll
Jake Gyllenhaal got a sweet assist from girlfriend Alyssa Miller after a July 14 grocery run in NYC. While the actor, 32, lugged their bags, the Sports Illustrated model, 24, doled out some sugar. “They shared dessert off the plate – she fed him bites as they walked,” says a witness. “It was adorable!” The pair, who began dating in June, have quickly grown close, adds the source: “It’s new, but they really like each other!”.
new Star Magazine:
Jake’s Model Romance
The pair made it official by stepping out together in NYC.
Sorry, ladies – Jake Gyllenhaal is officially off the market. The 32-year-old actor has been dating model Alyssa Miller for the last month, and sources say the relationship is already looking promising. “Jake has fallen head over heels for Alyssa,” spills a close pal. “He couldn’t be happier. She’s a great girl.”. While Jake’s kept a low profile as of late, the Prisoners actor seems to be coming out of his shell with his new love. The two were spotted holding hands on July 14 while on a walk in Manhattan with his mother Naomi Foner. “He couldn’t wait to introduce her to his mom.” the source tells Star. “He thinks she could be The One.” Good thing he never, ever got back together with Taylor Swift!