Monday, April 28, 2014

Topped Out

Call it a top knot, man bun or a "my little pony" it's know all the trend in the city for summer.




In 2012, the NY Times predicted the coming of the top knot, and it looks like summer of 2014 will be the summer of the fun bun.
Then last fall the NY Daily News popped a little celebrity gossip about Jake's top knot at Soul Cycle.


And like the other hipster hair thing (big beards) - Jake gets another mention.  


So is Jake a head of the trend again?  (Kale, kombucha, juicing, Soul Cycle, beards)


And does that mean once it gets too mainstream, he'll move on again?


 Hey Jake now that George has dragged the faux further into the press to overkill, that means you're moving on too, right?
So this wasn't awkward, was it?


23 comments:

  1. I'm sure you are so happy to see Austin having great time with Chloe :)

    AUSTIN NICHOLS ‏@AUS10NICHOLS 2h
    Thailand -----------------> pic.twitter.com/jvj4wp7h4g

    http://instagram.com/chloebennet4

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  2. JustJared.com ‏@JustJared 1h
    Jake Gyllenhaal is Back in NYC & Still Sporting His Scruffy Beard http://goo.gl/fb/mpKaE

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  3. Wow! that took you what 5 minutes tops to post it.

    You subtly is amazing.

    You've earn your check today guess it's off to the bank to cash it, huh.

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  4. Subtle indeed Special.

    The comments for yesterday's post have disappeared.

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  5. Soooo PG

    No London for Jake!

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  6. Dest - the comments are back up.

    And winky - you keeping winking like that you're gonna get wrinkles.

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  7. Thanks, wanted to be sure I didn't miss any comments.

    Why in the world is Just Jared mentioning Nailed and saying Jake recently filmed it when it's been years?

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  8. No London for Jake!

    You know, there's nothing in those pictures that say they were taken yesterday or today. He looks the same as he has for the last several months.
    Not convinced, sorry! Try again.

    All I can see is that he was flushed out.

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  9. Not convinced, sorry! Try again.


    and what about the dozen sightings of him in NY in the last 2 days?

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  10. Yet it took 48 hours to get a picture out of a "dozen" sightings.

    What about the several sightings and mentions of him being in London?

    Sorry, no sale. At all. My money is on the UK.

    And you know what else I think? I wouldn't be surprised if Austin and FauxChloe left even earlier for China than they advertised. They left ahead of their tweets, they did their photo ops, and I bet Austin left from Thailand to the UK where he's likely going to watch the children while Jake goes to NYC to do his book talk.

    That's what I think. Yes, Austin & FauxChloe went to China. But they weren't there when they said they were.

    How do you like those apples.

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  11. two days seems like a reasonable time to get pictures

    Chloe has commitments very accurate In China, I doubt they can falsify dates

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  12. Maggie has been seen in England far too much lately. Far more than Brooklyn. She is purposely taking roles that place her in the UK.

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  13. Austin is a liar. And, we know beards lie. So there you go.

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  14. Austin is a liar. And, we know beards lie. So there you go.



    I do not think you have in mind what really Chinese regime is, and how things work in that country

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  15. I do not think you have in mind what really Chinese regime is, and how things work in that country

    Huh? Give me a break. This whole trip was planned and orchestrated. Who cares how the Chinese government runs. That has no bearing on the points being made which you are so conveniently ignoring.

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  16. Of course, they are ignoring the point being made. That's what trolls do. Continual arguing, regardless of the topic.

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  17. 9:30 Bedtime for the troll.

    Bye Bye! Off you go!

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  18. Thanks, Special.

    I think Jake is in England too.

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  19. There have been several tweets placing Jake in England in the last couple of weeks, the boxing guy was only one of them.

    I mean, what was that? He said he was working out with Jake. Plus he called him "Big G" (no matter how silly that is, lol). What's the difference between that and the tweet placing Jake in Vegas several days ago?

    We have posted a tweet a year or so ago where a girl said Jake had a home in England. I believe it.

    There have been way too many sightings of him over there in the past year and a half and what is with Maggie being over there so often as well? Plus she took the role of Honorable Woman and Frank, both roles which took her over to the UK. The GHaals are like this tight compound now and I bet Maggie helps to take care of those kids when Jake and/or Austin have to "be seen" somewhere.

    Maybe they're able to get away from paps' cameras too more so over there, I don't know.

    I also would not be surprised at all if Jake and Austin are home schooling their kids now.

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  20. Jennifer O'Rourke ‏@lrishLife

    near death experience on da motorway thanks to fucking jake gyllenhaal



    9:31 AM - 23 Apr 2014

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  21. UK Refresher:

    Jamie Robson Academy ‏@RobsonAcademy

    Mornings W/O Pull Ups, Dips, Chin Ups, Pistols x failure, training with my man Jake Gyllenhaal AKA Big G. Breakfast before Morning Class.
    4:23 AM - 28 Apr 2014 · Details



    Jamie Robson Academy ‏@RobsonAcademy

    Iron sharpens iron.Nice punching bag
    4:01 PM - 26 Apr 2014

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  22. Keira Knightley was in England at this time.


    sab. ‏@sabah_RK 4m

    Outside my cousins house they are filming and she told me Keira Knightley is there and Jake Gyllenhaal aswell!!

    3:39 PM - 24 Apr 2014 · Details

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  23. That's it. I'm done, Jack.
    Deal with it.


    Good night.

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