Tuesday, May 6, 2014

Met You There




She never told me it would be like this.

 I was wearing Jared's Oscar outfit


One of the Olesons think I copied their hair.


Kiki showed up wearing the Death Star.



 And other two showed up too


 And I was my sister's date.



So what do you do when you have to take you sister to the ball and not your  prince charming?

Dress like them.




At least I got to keep my shoes.

Yes, I left the dress at coat check.



You think Erica Badu read OMG's Top Ten List about Jake's touch of grey?

12 comments:

  1. LOL, very funny post.

    The bit about the shoes especially cracked me up because there are pictures of Matt Bomer carrying Olivia Munn's shoes. Some sites also identified him as Munn's "boyfriend" because they were holding hands on the red carpet.

    And honestly, they looked more comfortable together than even one of those pictures of Austin and old Chloe that someone keeps trying to sell us.

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  2. Yes it is beautiful. But it looks like you posted it on the wrong blog - there are lots of Chloe blogs to post it on.

    Now take your link and run along.

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  3. Jake Knows Eryka?May 7, 2014 at 6:00 PM

    The soulful artist pictured with Jake name is spelled Eryka Badu

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  4. Chloe Bennet ‏@ChloeBennet4

    I like when my boyfriend carves his name into my sun burned thigh while we are at the airport.… http://instagram.com/p/nt0nC_l30M/

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  5. Jake at the Met Ball
    video

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  6. Hot damn, I have finally found me a J2 blog that bears a lovely resemblance to OMG.

    This could be a dream come true.

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  7. But don't get me wrong - J2 are my fun. They're my new lovely, sexy hobby.

    J & A are my determination. They're business as usual. And ain't nothin' changing on that front.

    Now....back to J2.


    I think OMG's chief Sherlock Holmes may have just solved who is Judas Jack-Off.


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  8. Of course, the beard would be back. The Weinstein Company would not allow Jake to get Southpaw without him covering up the gay. That explains Chloe Bennet too.

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  9. What are you talking about?

    the movie comes out in a year and a half at least

    weinstain company, the same one that did not have any problem to produce and promote as if there was no tomorrow, the butler by the openly gay director lee daniels?
    the same weinstein company, which did not give a fuck if bradley cooper was single and hang out a lot with Leo DiCaprio during the filming of the SLP?

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  10. No one cares if a director is gay and Bradley Cooper had a beard too.

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