Excellent comments about PR and Workaholic Jake. I'll add that another reason Jake didn't have to be seen as working in May was because Austie was front and center with the Poopster, doing their awkward ersatz hetero Kabuki dance on Tumblr and Twitter.
Which, by the way, is another reason you know that Jake and Austin are still together. Austin “conveniently” provided cover for Jake's lack of employment beginning in mid-April through May by looking like he was hanging out with the wholly forgettable, Poopey Bennet. An obviously, coordinated coupley schedule that strategically had Jake disappearing into the background, while Austie was pushed front and center. Sort of like passing on the baton.
You are definitely the same person who is doing all the posting at WFT. You are either very sick or paid pretty well to give the amount of time you are putting into something that you do not like.
Nice to know that with Austin having a film coming out soon that PR is using his Twitter account to advance his career. I am thoroughly enjoying the social media sexting between Austin and a 17 year Amusement Park worker. According to the Hurricane Harbor career site, this chick makes the whopping wage of $7.25 an hour.
I can see Austin knows how to pick 'em. LOLLLLLLLLLL!
You know what I think, M&M? I think ol' Austy is trying to get those BT's in for free.
I think he's hittin' up ol' Gordo for some turnstile "oops".
That's what I think this thing is about.
C'mon, Austin, spring for that admission price. Or better yet, it would only take a few more BT's for Jake and Austin to qualify for that group ticket discount.
Well, I have heard that Jake is a bit of a cheapskate, PG. Probably going for that stroller discount. Or they could be trying to sneak into the KIDZ BOP FEST for free! ;-)
Ahhhh, and a Hurricane Harbor employee who tweeted a picture of herself being handcuffed by police. So she runs along the tough side of the tracks, sounds like.
So first Austin is hooked up with a beard who gets off on bodily function tweets, now they're putting him with a "bad seed". (I think I'm having flashbacks of a great Seinfeld episode! You know the one...with George Costanza)
lol. smh. What another great vaudeville act. This should be great. I can't wait to see what these new 2 crazy kids will be up to next.
Maybe a makeout session aboard Yosemite Sam's Texas Tea Cups. Now that would be cute. ; )
The Yosemite Sam's Texas Tea Cups, of course, being a ride at Hurricane Harbor's next door neighbor, Six Flags Over Texas.
After all, sounds like Jake has been seen a few times at Disney parks since the births of the kids. So wouldn't be surprising if a few of the BT's have seen the inside of Six Flags.
I hope the guys know just how entertaining all of this is. And I hope they aren't toooo disappointed that we're not running off wringing handkerchiefs soaked with tears.
ReplyDeleteExcellent comments about PR and Workaholic Jake. I'll add that another reason Jake didn't have to be seen as working in May was because Austie was front and center with the Poopster, doing their awkward ersatz hetero Kabuki dance on Tumblr and Twitter.
Which, by the way, is another reason you know that Jake and Austin are still together. Austin “conveniently” provided cover for Jake's lack of employment beginning in mid-April through May by looking like he was hanging out with the wholly forgettable, Poopey Bennet. An obviously, coordinated coupley schedule that strategically had Jake disappearing into the background, while Austie was pushed front and center. Sort of like passing on the baton.
I wonder how long it took Austin to wiggle into those leather pants?
ReplyDeleteYou are definitely the same person who is doing all the posting at WFT. You are either very sick or paid pretty well to give the amount of time you are putting into something that you do not like.
ReplyDeleteWeird. My display shows 43 comments but I see only 3 when I open blogger. Does everyone else see more or am I having a computer problem?
ReplyDeleteMethinks the troll is paid pretty well. They are always right there in milliseconds when needed.
M The troll is flooding OMG with messages that are being removed by blogger as spam. That's why the numbers are off.
ReplyDeleteNice to know that with Austin having a film coming out soon that PR is using his Twitter account to advance his career. I am thoroughly enjoying the social media sexting between Austin and a 17 year Amusement Park worker. According to the Hurricane Harbor career site, this chick makes the whopping wage of $7.25 an hour.
ReplyDeleteI can see Austin knows how to pick 'em. LOLLLLLLLLLL!
**titter**
ReplyDeleteYou know what I think, M&M? I think ol' Austy is trying to get those BT's in for free.
I think he's hittin' up ol' Gordo for some turnstile "oops".
That's what I think this thing is about.
C'mon, Austin, spring for that admission price. Or better yet, it would only take a few more BT's for Jake and Austin to qualify for that group ticket discount.
C'mon, fill up that bus, boys!
;D
Well, I have heard that Jake is a bit of a cheapskate, PG. Probably going for that stroller discount. Or they could be trying to sneak into the KIDZ BOP FEST for free! ;-)
ReplyDeletea 17 year Amusement Park worker.
ReplyDeleteAhhhh, and a Hurricane Harbor employee who tweeted a picture of herself being handcuffed by police. So she runs along the tough side of the tracks, sounds like.
So first Austin is hooked up with a beard who gets off on bodily function tweets, now they're putting him with a "bad seed". (I think I'm having flashbacks of a great Seinfeld episode! You know the one...with George Costanza)
lol. smh. What another great vaudeville act. This should be great. I can't wait to see what these new 2 crazy kids will be up to next.
Maybe a makeout session aboard Yosemite Sam's Texas Tea Cups. Now that would be cute.
; )
The Yosemite Sam's Texas Tea Cups, of course, being a ride at Hurricane Harbor's next door neighbor, Six Flags Over Texas.
ReplyDeleteAfter all, sounds like Jake has been seen a few times at Disney parks since the births of the kids. So wouldn't be surprising if a few of the BT's have seen the inside of Six Flags.
I hope the guys know just how entertaining all of this is. And I hope they aren't toooo disappointed that we're not running off wringing handkerchiefs soaked with tears.
Birthday cake, anyone?
ReplyDeleteI love your avatar, PG. Jake definitely has heart eyes for his Austie. OTP 4ever.