Friday, April 29, 2011

Royal Flush

Did you see those suits on Princes William and Harry. It looked like they were headed into battle. I want one. - AUS10

You know Austin would pick the guy to the right's hat to go with it if he could.

With Austin's height and carriage he would look like a Disney prince.

A little different than this Disney Prince, think he could easily see Austin as a prince charming.


One more day to get your queen on.

Tomorrow is Holland's Queen's Day.

Here's one place "celebrating" future queen Maxima.

Happy Austin Friday!
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34 comments:

  1. rrtApril 29, 2011 at 5:23 PM

    Jake in Austin
    another one
    and playing the trumpet in the finale

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  2. Special KApril 29, 2011 at 6:03 PM

    Congratulations to Jake for nabbing Best Dressed Man of the Month over at Gilt MANual.

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  3. AUS10April 29, 2011 at 8:04 PM

    RT SweetRedHeart Anna
    @sparky_310 ILOVE IT :) http://yfrog.com/gz8ds6j @sophiabush @aus10nichols @robbuckleyoth @stephencolletti @kramergirl @bethanygaleotti
    3 hours ago

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  4. AUS10April 30, 2011 at 7:45 AM

    Everyone please RT and follow @Just_a_Drop. If they get a certain amount of followers, they can build a well for people who need clean water
    10 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

    I saw a Synagogue today called Beth Jacob. Big ol BJ plastered on the side of the building.
    10 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

    A little save the planet tweet and a little comedy. That's how we do it over here. I hope you dig it.
    10 hours ago

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  5. Special KApril 30, 2011 at 9:10 AM

    Quite the cheeky chap is Mr. Nichols. ; )

    Careful. Thou shall be smitten.

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  6. Methodical MuserApril 30, 2011 at 9:17 AM

    Okay, Jake. Looks like your hubby is calling you home (i.e. Beth Jacob= House of Jacob). As we have come to expect from you, nothing is ever simple. You were just supposed to convince people that you are single and fancy free. Not a care in the world or responsibility. Instead this trip has become a parody of itself. Over the top and farcical, like you were running away to join the circus (after all it was “Water For Elephants” opening weekend). Sort of like Reeke. I mean how many plaid shirts does one man own? You couldn’t just butch t up, you had to become LumberJake. Now, you’re dancing around like a fool, tooting your own “horn” (and yes that’s a blow job joke, Austin), and acting like you never want to go home again. Truly Jake, being a groupie does not become you. This would have been more believable if you had actually done it when you were 20.

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  7. scuse me while I roll my eyesApril 30, 2011 at 9:23 AM

    Yes most men are "smitten" with BJs. But you'd know nothing of that would you.

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  8. Oh myApril 30, 2011 at 9:28 AM

    Oh my, M&M, one might think you're upset with Jake having fun. I thought the line was that Austin is with Jake on this excursion. When did we change our mind about that?

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  9. Special KApril 30, 2011 at 9:28 AM

    Sorry - smitten is the past participle of smite.

    Look it up.

    It's Old Testament kind of thing.

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  10. Methodical MuserApril 30, 2011 at 9:31 AM

    Oh, I have no doubt Jake had his fun with Austin during the weekend. But, someone has to work in the family.

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  11. Music LoverApril 30, 2011 at 9:35 AM

    A little save the planet tweet and a little comedy. That's how we do it over here. I hope you dig it.

    Ha! lol

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  12. Uh huhApril 30, 2011 at 9:36 AM

    Uh huh. I see. When did acting become a 9-5 M-F sort of job? Can't work if there is no work to go to eh? Perhaps Austin can supplement the family income in the interim by waiting tables.

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  13. Methodical MuserApril 30, 2011 at 9:41 AM

    Interesting fans for this product, don't you think? Now, we know what Austin gave Jake for his birthday.

    "Founded in 1996 by Meredith Waga Perez, Belle Fleur is New York's hottest floral design boutique, renown for simple modern design, meticulous detail, un-surpassable beauty and a commitment to excellence in every area. Twelve years later, Meredith introduced Belle Fleur Home, a luxury home fragrance company consisting some of the most delectable candle scents available on market.

    The finest of gift bouquets to the stunning decor for parties, weddings and high profile events, whatever the challenge may pose, Meredith welcomes a request to refashion an area into a fabulous vision of beauty. After spending many years amongst endless magnificent fragrances of the finest flowers in the world, there is no question as to why Meredith’s Belle Fleur Candles are quickly rising to the top of the most desired candle scents.

    Meredith studied design at Parsons School and worked at prestigious fashion houses, including Oscar de la Renta and Calvin Klein. Along with a unique, refined, elegant style of pattern, texture and color, Meredith feels that focusing on detail is important and will leave a lasting impression. Belle Fleur candles already have a loyal following of fashion designers and celebrities including: Michael Kors, Diane von Furstenberg, Donna Karan, Jake Gyllenhaal, Gwyneth Paltrow and Katie Holmes. Additionally, InStyle, Town & Country, Elle and Modern Bride are just a few of the national and international publications that this Home Fragrance Collection has been featured in.

    The candles are created with the purest ingredients, including clean burning waxes made of soy blends. Staying true to Meredith’s passion for flowers, each candle is like a bouquet with five to seven fragrances of the finest essential oils perfectly blended, just as an arrangement of flowers and greenery. No home or special event should be without the exquisite beauty and romantic aromas of Belle Fleur Candles."

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  14. Special KApril 30, 2011 at 9:43 AM

    A little save the planet tweet and a little comedy. That's how we do it over here. I hope you dig it

    Seriously, who uses "dig it", anymore? Only Austin. : )

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  15. some adviceApril 30, 2011 at 9:43 AM

    Gee, what would the troll do without us? Talk about having no job to go to.

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  16. Methodical MuserApril 30, 2011 at 9:46 AM

    Perhaps Austin can supplement the family income in the interim by waiting tables.

    Hey a job is a job. Maybe he wants to follow in Jake's footsteps and be the best busboy possible.

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  17. Special KApril 30, 2011 at 12:35 PM

    Wonder if Jake got Austin some Belle Fleur candles for his birthday? The old adage is that the gift you give is what you would like for a gift for yourself.

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  18. Too funnyApril 30, 2011 at 12:48 PM

    Okay, Jake. Looks like your hubby is calling you home (i.e. Beth Jacob= House of Jacob).

    LOL. Thanks for the laugh. You never disappoint!

    If he wants his "hubby" home, wouldn't he just call or text? Oh, that's right - he wouldn't, because then you guys wouldn't be in on their secret coded messages that they are sending just for your benefit! ;)

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  19. tweetApril 30, 2011 at 12:50 PM

    Memphis Farmers Market

    You never know who you'll see at the MFM! Jake Gyllenhaal stopped in today! He bought cinnamon rolls from Shoafe's Loaf! Pic to be posted on FB later today. 25 minutes ago

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  20. can't get enoughApril 30, 2011 at 1:05 PM

    If he wants his "hubby" home, wouldn't he just call or text? Oh, that's right - he wouldn't, because then you guys wouldn't be in on their secret coded messages that they are sending just for your benefit!


    And you never fail to entertain trolly. Oh, that's right you want to convince everyone that you really don't care, yet you cling to every word OMGers post.

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  21. Methodical MuserApril 30, 2011 at 1:14 PM

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  22. Methodical MuserApril 30, 2011 at 1:20 PM

    Maybe, if we're lucky we'll get to see a Jake and Swifty reunion this weekend. You know, the love story that was just about as convincing as this cross promotional tour. We could go for a triple play:

    1) Jake takes spontaneous trips across the US because he's single with no children
    2) Jake "Source Code" Gyllenhaal is synonymous with train transportation
    3) Jake needs to go through the "backdoor" to return to Swifty. (Michael K. will appreciate that one!)

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  23. twitterApril 30, 2011 at 1:27 PM

    @MCSchaffler:@samsmithNC you are about to freak- Jake Gyllenhaal (sp) is downtown at the coffee shop by Arcade. Hurry!
    20 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone

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  24. Fat JakeApril 30, 2011 at 1:30 PM

    Jake's gonna gain an awful lot of weight the way he keeps wanting to be seen everywhere. He really is such a liar. Says he wants to be discreet and that he's oh so private then he makes sure to be noticed everywhere he goes.

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  25. twitpicApril 30, 2011 at 1:30 PM

    Jake Gyllenhaal at The Arcade Restaurant. http://t.co/YQ2smI4

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  26. To M&MApril 30, 2011 at 1:32 PM

    To M&M:

    1) that's true
    2) the train ended at NOLA
    3) that train has left the station. Besides, Swifty isn't from Memphis.

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  27. Methodical MuserApril 30, 2011 at 1:36 PM

    Within a month's time, Soapy takes a car trip west. Jake takes a train trip east. Austin sails the seas in Indonesia. I think PR covered all modes of transportation. Good thing Jake is no longer associated with that untitled moon project.

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  28. Glad to entertain you!April 30, 2011 at 1:37 PM

    Oh, that's right you want to convince everyone that you really don't care, yet you cling to every word OMGers post.

    Huh? Care about what? I'm not trying to convince you of anything. I'm amused - what does that have to do with clinging to anything? And I notice no one ever actually answers the questions about your secret code fantasies ;)

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  29. Methodical MuserApril 30, 2011 at 1:38 PM

    To the trollster.

    1) Got it wrong
    2) Duh!
    3) Duh!

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  30. can't get enoughApril 30, 2011 at 1:53 PM

    Huh? Care about what? I'm not trying to convince you of anything. I'm amused - what does that have to do with clinging to anything? And I notice no one ever actually answers the questions about your secret code fantasies ;)

    You cling to every word that's said here and can't resist responding in a rapid fire manner. Psychologically that would be called fixation, not entertainment. The idea that you believe people will answer your harebrained questions also means your organically delusional.

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  31. environmentally unfriendlyApril 30, 2011 at 2:08 PM

    Within a month's time, Soapy takes a car trip west. Jake takes a train trip east. Austin sails the seas in Indonesia. I think PR covered all modes of transportation. Good thing Jake is no longer associated with that untitled moon project.

    LOL! I hadn't thought of that. All roads seem to lead back to the same point of departure, don't they. Great catch!

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  32. Was that aApril 30, 2011 at 2:09 PM

    Good thing Jake is no longer associated with that untitled moon project.

    Was that a non sequitur to the other things you noted. I fail to see the connection.

    It really pisses you off that Jake seems to be enjoying his life. I love it.

    ROCK ON JAKE!

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  33. more troll gibberishApril 30, 2011 at 2:22 PM

    It really pisses you off that Jake seems to be enjoying his life. I love it.

    What is trolly going on about? Do they even know what a non sequitur is? Never mind that they totally lack a sense of humor. Oh, I forgot. That's one of the telltale traits of a troll.

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  34. actuallyApril 30, 2011 at 2:24 PM

    ROCK ON JAKE!

    Jake hasn't rocked since he went into the closet. Now, he's just a tool of the Hollywood system.

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