Saturday, May 21, 2011

Dogs and cats living together...

Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling!

Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes...

The dead rising from the grave!

Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!

With all the talk leading to the end of the world and the rising of the dead OMG follows suit.

Oh drat. I just heard the world is ending tomorrow. Headed to wal-mart for canned beans and batteries. - Aus10

As Austin prepared to hole up with beans and batteries. And wait a minute Mr. Environment, batteries for what?

There are crank and solar radios

and flashlights
and cell phone chargers.

Then again a stockpile of beans you may need batteries for hand fan.

But are you prepared for zombies?

The city of Austin is ready, how about you?

Yes Yes you might have fought them on screen but doesn't that mean that you can handle them in real life.

No worries the CDC has got you covered for getting ready for zombies.

And who's the one that got churched? That would be Jake. And in his Underoos no less.

And that was not just any church but one quite famous in movie history.


And you thought only Jake and Dustin had this in common.

23 comments:

  1. Dear Jake Gyllenhaal, please bruise my throat with your...breadstick. Love, Sleepless in New Jersey.
    2 hours ago via web
    gregmania

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  2. @lfung

    Just passed Jake Gyllenhaal on 4th Street. He's also going to see Carey Mulligan in 'Through A Glass Darkly' #theater
    24 minutes ago via TweetDeck

    Oh, Jake Gyllenhaal is seated right in front of me at 'Through A Glass Darkly.'
    22 minutes ago via TweetDeck

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  3. Boy, yet another favorite song today Special.

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  4. Jake G here will Mila Kunis. Hollywood has invaded Brooklyn.
    about 2 hours ago via Twitter for iPhone

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  5. Mila was down from Boston she is making a movie up here with Mark Wahlberg and directed by Seth McFarland. She takes a few days away from Boston when she's not shooting. Don't get a "happy" going thinking that she's traveling with Jake.


    But it looks like Jake was on his own to catch the play. And he went back to meet the cast.

    Jason Smiloff
    Twenty dollars carey mulligan tries to kiss me tonight
    4 hours ago

    formidablelycan Jason Smiloff
    Just gave jake gyllenhaal a fist pound
    6 minutes ago

    http://twitter.com/#!/formidablelycan

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  6. Dest - how can you not love The Specials : D

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  7. Wouldn't surprise me if we get a Jake 3-Fer this weekend to combat all those "horrible, bad vibes" from that uber-scandalous underpants photo.

    You know, the ol' 3 girls in 3 days.


    Then there's cool tweets like this from Adam. Adam, who has some twitpics of him with his new infant godson, a tiny little thing who looks like a little wrinkled Q-tip in Adam's arms. LOL.

    I love this tweet although he did mis-spell the wrong version of "wear". **sigh**, are our young people not paying attention in English class anymore? Oh well, it's still a rockin' tweet:


    adamlambert Adam Lambert
    Glamberts. That name is here to stay. Because you sexy bitches where the name proudly!!! :) I love you!!
    3 hours ago Favorite Retweet Reply

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  8. One reason Mila might be down is that Justin Timberlake is hosting the season finale of SNL tonight and they have a movie Friends with Benefits coming out in July.

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  9. I was just about to say isn't Mila supposed to be dating Justin Timberlake when I saw Special's comment re SNL.

    No apocalypse so far , though my husband had to go to the bay area to take care of some business and called to say he just felt a small earthquake.

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  10. It turns out you can still tweet from Heaven. But an upgraded version. You'll see. Maybe...
    3 minutes ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

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  11. But has Austin heard In Heaven There is No Beer

    And for Horatio Hornblower he can play it next time in Austin

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  12. Okay, this is very bad. I miscalculated my Sundays and I was on my way over to Kansas City this morning when I started thinking about what day it was and how could it be the 3rd Sunday of the month when it was the 22nd?

    **slaps forehead**, because it can't and I missed my ushering Sunday last Sunday. Man, very bad PG.

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  13. Obviously, my most alert thinking comes in the mornings and sometimes a week late.

    So since I felt like I couldn't show my face at my old church showing up a week late, I stopped at Whole Foods instead for some kind of consolation, I guess. Veggie Breakfast Pizza with a cup of guilt.


    Another thought.


    So Jake takes off for NYC. What about the routine, faithful martial arts lessons? Did the teach close the school for the entire Memorial Day holiday week? Or was it a special 2-week Intensive Study?

    And how come we never get any tweets of Jake jogging in NYC's Runyan Cannon? No tweeters in Central Park or run-ins with a tweeting Marble Rye Lady? Dest, are cell towers banned in downtown NYC? Jogging only for the smog-filled L.A. area, I guess.



    Just thinkin'. Always thinkin', the mind never stops.


    lol. See, sense of humor can always return.

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  14. I think in honor of Austin, that Runyan place ought to be called RunyerAssoff Canon.


    And how come, how come this?

    How come Jake flashes 2/3 of his bvd's in that infamous photo at the dog park with Atticus, I mean you can see the name on the waistband for crying out loud and the color but with whitey's, there's suddenly an issue?


    Just askin'. Watch out, got a medium McCafe this morning.

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  15. Jake Gyllenhaal and Heath Ledger’s rodeo romance in Brokeback Mountain has been voted film fans’ top on-screen love affair.

    The gay cowboys beat the bunny-boiling fling ­between Michael Douglas and Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction into second place.

    Controversial romp Lolita – about a man’s obsession with a schoolgirl – was third, with Julia Roberts’ hooker date with Richard Gere in Pretty Woman fourth.

    Star-crossed lovers Romeo & Juliet’s doomed crush made it to number five in the poll by DVD rental service Lovefilm.

    Mirror[UK]

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  16. ^^ I wonder if that is the Leonard Whiting/Olivia Hussey version, Special? There isn't a remake of Romeo & Juliet, is there?

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  17. One reason why Jake was East :

    @Anitahakanson Anita Hakanson
    Jake Gyllenhaal and Tom Hanks at Yale 2011 class day
    18 minutes ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

    @cathrynleal Cathryn Leal
    Jake gyllenhaal and tom Hanks? Yes please! I love Yale!!
    28 minutes ago via Twitter for Android

    @matts1lk
    Matt Silk
    Jake Gyllenhaal and Tom Hanks just hanging out next to us at Yale grad, no big deal!
    37 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone

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  18. @CC_Hakanson Courtney Hakanson
    http://twitter.com/#!/CC_Hakanson
    At class day and just brushed up against an unattended Jake Gyllenhaal. I admit to gawking aggressively. Cc @yunapark yfrog.com/h23jbgpmj

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  19. kristenmichele Kristen Tracy
    Have a friend who is at Yale's grad today. Tom Hanks is the speaker & Jake Gyllenhaal is in the crowd. Man did my grad suck in comparison!
    33 minutes ago

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  20. Strange thing for Jake to be at.

    PG, I think that in NYC there are so many runners, walkers and bicyclists that people generally don't pay too close attention. I'ver never seen someone famous running or biking in Central Park, and yet I know after all these years I must have crossed paths with a few.

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  21. eatingdrinking latoya lyon
    Photo: Jake Gyllenhaal was spotted at M Cafe Melrose yesterday afternoon. He ordered 8 sets of Salmon Sushi... http://tumblr.com/xga2mxf11h
    51 minutes ago


    tomlynam Tom Lynam
    Spotted on Old Campus: Jake Gyllenhaal!!!! But why?
    13 minutes ago

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  22. Brokeback Mountain's gay cowboys voted film lovers' favourite on-screen affair said...
    Jake Gyllenhaal and Heath Ledger’s rodeo romance in Brokeback Mountain has been voted film fans’ top on-screen love affair.

    The gay cowboys beat the bunny-boiling fling ­between Michael Douglas and Glenn Close in Fatal Attraction into second place.

    Controversial romp Lolita – about a man’s obsession with a schoolgirl – was third, with Julia Roberts’ hooker date with Richard Gere in Pretty Woman fourth. Star-crossed lovers Romeo & Juliet’s doomed crush made it to number five in the poll by DVD rental service Lovefilm.

    Steamy flicks Notes On A Scandal, Disclosure, The Graduate, Match Point and Unfaithful made up the rest of the top 10 in the love flick stakes.

    Fliss White, of Lovefilm, said: “From under-age encounters to love triangles, we are definitely a nation which loves a scandal.”

    http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2011/05/22/brokeback-mountain-s-gay-cowboys-voted-film-lovers-favourite-on-screen-affair-115875-23146989/

    May 22, 2011 1:47 PM



    Nobody post this here. Just all these silly tweets. Not good mates.

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  23. It could be that it was a relative who graduated this weekend. There are lots of cousins.

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