Thursday, June 30, 2011

More like Rusty Chef

With the end of The Crazy Tree on the horizon Austin starts to think about other potential projects.

Maybe I could do a cooking show?
How hard cook it be.
I've helped out and the production staff prep everything. You just throw stuff together and grin. Second camera ready. I'll have three cameras and just edit it together. Close up Kitchen-cam all set.

I'll just do what Jake does, take some left over stuff and throw it together how hard can it be?

He sliced and diced.
And then flipped the stuff a little. I can do that.

Uh oh, I think this salad might have been sitting out too long.
Well maybe my sidedish will be ok.Oh that's not looking right.

Well there's still the chicken dish I used to make with Jake. It's a just a little smokey. We'll call it blackened chicken.
Oh oh oh oh smoke in the eyes. Smoke in the eyes.
Huh... maybe there's a reason Jake drinks more when I'm helping to cook.
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22 comments:

  1. Florida TomJune 30, 2011 at 6:28 PM

    I definitely think Jake will beard again. Marry if he feels he has to.

    I don't think OTH will ever end. It has been on life support forever.

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  2. Methodical MuserJune 30, 2011 at 6:46 PM

    December 13, 2009

    Jake is already married

    "I think I speak for myself as a married man that there are things that come in what you want to do, what you feel like you should do, and what you should do."

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  3. Methodical MuserJune 30, 2011 at 6:49 PM

    And, don't forget Jake announced his engagement to himself in October 2005. The man is pretty traditional you know.

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  4. Florida TomJune 30, 2011 at 6:49 PM

    Charlize Theron proves once again she is beautiful inside and out, clarifying a statement she made back in September 2009:

    "I do have a problem with the fact that our government has not stepped up enough to make [marriage equality] federal...I really understand marriage and I respect marriage. I just feel that we should all have equal rights."



    I love this kind of stuff.

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  5. Special KJune 30, 2011 at 7:07 PM

    And, don't forget Jake announced his engagement to himself in October 2005. The man is pretty traditional you know.

    Well you know Jake had to say something about that black diamond pinkie ring that was sporting, kind of like a Texan with a big blue ring.

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  6. prairiegirlJune 30, 2011 at 7:26 PM

    Tom, I really don't think Jake could marry anyone. Not unless he legally divorced Austin.

    Those two guys are legally bound; I'm pretty darn certain of it.

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  7. prairiegirlJune 30, 2011 at 7:43 PM

    Barnababe2010 Lauren Brent
    I'm gonna make a movie called Love and Other Rugs. Jake Gyllenhaal will be a man that has an obsession with hair pieces. #OscarWorthy
    5 hours ago



    lol

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  8. Methodical MuserJune 30, 2011 at 8:12 PM

    Austin cooking a meal? Well, I suppose that could be... entertaining.

    Hmm. I always thought that quote from Jake about fooling around with Austin had more than one meaning. I might have been thinking of a different room, but the kitchen would work too! Come to think of it, seems like I remember Jake indicating that he liked to build sturdy tables. ;-)

    Jake: "I especially love messing with Austin....He'll do a take and I'll say, "you're not reallly going to do that are you?"

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  9. Tweet, tweetJune 30, 2011 at 8:20 PM

    @joannamJoanna Mathews

    80% sure I just drove past Jake gyllenhaal running in West Hollywood with no shirt. Um. Wow.

    2 hours agovia TweetDeck


    @kali_roseKali

    I want Bear Grylls and Jake Gyllenhaal to come out as a couple.

    6 minutes agovia web

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  10. tweetJune 30, 2011 at 8:24 PM

    kristalised: SO MY MOM SAW JAKE GYLLENHAAL AT P.F. CHANG'S LAST WEEK AND HE WAS LOOKING RIGHT AT HER. NO BIG DEAL. #JESUSCHRISTONACRACKER

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  11. mother complexJune 30, 2011 at 8:37 PM

    Have to admit the first 2 tweets were funny. But, who the f*ck cares that Jake looked at someone's mother. I suppose the Jake is straight crowd now want to say this means he must like older women.

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  12. Special KJune 30, 2011 at 8:46 PM

    80% sure I just drove past Jake gyllenhaal running in West Hollywood with no shirt. Um. Wow.

    ohmymama! I wonder how many accident there were in WeHo this afternoon.

    The thing about PF Changs is kind of funny because it's the last place you'd expect Jake, a causal Chinese chain restaurant.

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  13. destinyJune 30, 2011 at 9:39 PM

    I really can't believe Jake would go to PF Changs, a chain with mediocre food.

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  14. Special KJune 30, 2011 at 9:51 PM

    I think it would kind of funny for the sheer randomness of seeing Jake in a PF Chang's. Hey maybe someone in the family likes their Baby Buddha's Feast.

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  15. I'l take random for $500 AlexJune 30, 2011 at 10:12 PM

    On yahoo the first 4 trends are: raven-symone 2) Ashton kutcher 3) cottage cheese 4) Jake gyllenhaal.

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  16. ATJune 30, 2011 at 11:47 PM

    Dear Ted:
    Is Olivia Wilde Sally Pearlsmyth? That would make me kinda sad; I think she'd be a great mom.
    —Ry

    Dear Mama Drama:
    Nice try, Ry, but that's a big, fat no. While O may be enjoying her time with a bunch of Blind Vice bachelors, none of them is Percy. Olivia's Vice is a lot sexier (and a lot less sad) than poor Sally's.

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  17. the real mJuly 1, 2011 at 2:37 AM

    Jake at PF Changs? I don't think so.
    He does seem to be getting some favorable publicity from the Bear Grylls thing. I cant wait to see it.

    Thanks for the advice Tom. Actually I am starting to cool down as the novelty wears off. There was a big difference by the end of today.

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  18. prairiegirlJuly 1, 2011 at 6:39 AM

    Uh oh, more people than not think this Paul Wesley guy would hand Austin a can of whup ass. lol. Hey, I cast Austin a vote, brought it up to 33!!

    celebufight Celebufight
    celebufight.com - Paul Wesley (The Vampire Diaries) vs. Austin Nichols (One Tree Hill) - bit.ly/kPpCMT
    7 hours ago


    Right now it stands at 42-33.

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  19. CelebufightJuly 1, 2011 at 6:42 AM

    Well heck, look at the picture they chose, too, come on.

    http://celebufight.com/2011/06/paul-wesley-3-1-vs-austin-nichols/



    hey, it's 5:41 in the morning, I'm in a hurry. Fisher Price this morning!

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  20. prairiegirlJuly 1, 2011 at 6:48 AM

    Okay, I'm out of here. Gotta get goin'.

    Headed to Mr. Curley's today, will be with him for awhile. I hear Mr. Curley's probably going to be pretty quiet for me. His mama says he doesn't do stairs anymore and no more long walks plus he's losing some hair, probably due to his Cushing's disease. So I'll just give him a lot of lovin' which is a pretty easy thing to do.

    Here's my boy.

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  21. prairiegirlJuly 1, 2011 at 6:50 AM

    lol - When I comment, I keep seeing this picture of Jake drinking. Lookit the way he's holding his glass.

    lol. Cute.

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