Check out Austin (or is that Marshal?) in a special Extras and Outtakes video put together from his Grand Marshal PR duties from this summer.Austin is having a total blast and this is a side of Austin most haven't seen. Nutty, zany, funny he is just having a great time and enjoy it all.
From changing his name, (Head Honcho? Big Cheese? El Hefe? Marshal?)
to celebrating his shadow 
and talking about cowboys in the saddle along with those long lean legs of his
(and you might not shave them Austin, but with the smooth stems you sported before,you've either had some Nair time or Waxed On Waxed Off) to giving a CSI Miami moment,
squirting in public and a Woo (or is that an O face)?
And give him what? Three? No Austin is not talking about Lynrd Skynrd (although you can't put it past him) the three Austin's talking about is the LA CC and the LA Mayor's office's bike safety program for cars to put three feet between them and bike riders when they pass bikes.
One thing for sure someone is a lucky duck and it isn't the Wild Turkey.
Every time I watch this video of Austin I crack up. I can only imagine how goofy he and Jake can get.
ReplyDeleteMarshal Austin does look great, doesn't he? He's having a lot of fun hootin' and hollerin' and just being plain silly. I think they call it having a hog-killin' time! Good for him.
ReplyDeleteAnd, yeah that mouth action is pretty mesmerizing. I would never tell El Jefe to hobble those lips. ;-)
Ridin' cowboy!
Jake rocking the island jams for a dip in the surf before he left Hawaii.
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This video is a real spin of entertainment. I was surprised at Austin's loudness in this thing, LOL. That guy can be downright loud and bawdy and raucous and hmmm....playfully cocky. How's that? Playfully cocky, yeah.
ReplyDeleteWho would not want to tackle him while he's on that bike acting like that? lol. He's irresistible.
Special, those screencaps are a scream. Excellent, excellent job.
Man, lookit those lips. Dayung. (lol, instead of cussin, I said dayung) I daresay, Jake has been quite a benefactor all these years of those plentiful lips.
Maybe that IS why Jake had such heavy balm on his modestly sized lips after Austin left L.A. Austin may've vacuumed and sandpapered them suckers totally dry.
Hmm, well it does look like Jake has the lifeguard lip thing going on in the Popsugar pics as well, though. What is that all about, I wonder?
ReplyDeleteJake just a physically sensitive guy, I think. He's acting very modest in these pictures, always folding his arms across his chest. Was it cold or something? lol
Maggie looks great in the pictures. She looks naturally beautiful and she has fantastic legs. Hey and I just noticed she cut her hair. It looks good on her.
Jake looks pretty good himself.
He's no longer 25 though, is he? He's got that soccer Dad look now. But he looks pretty fit and also maybe a little sunburned. Check out those trunks. LOL. And this cannot go unmentioned that Jakey always, always, always...rockin' that body hair. Jake's chest = perfectamundo. Jake's feet? Perfectamundo.
It's just good to see them together - I was starting to get a little worried there for awhile because those 2 aren't seen together hardly anymore ever since that ol' Tay Thanksgiving debaucle. The only time they've been seen together was in NYC for the opening of 3 Sisters.
Awww, little bro and big sissie. Those pictures are just great.
ReplyDeleteCould've done without that spittle shot, though, huh?
Wish I could just wallpaper the Jake ones together for a big collage.
And Miranda Kerr is on JustJared with little baby Flynn in a onesie. They landed in Australia and you should see that little boy - he is just smiling and laughing to beat the band. What a happy looking little baby. He is just THE cutest little baby - I almost can't stand it.
ReplyDeleteI have got to say ol' Orlando sure chugged out a cute kid. I just love to hold them when they're that age. Looks like he's getting ready to grow out of that onesie though, because the feet are stretched out at the bottom. lol
pr, isn`t Flynn the most gorgeous baby? h`s so cute. looks just like his father i think. not that he`s so sexy, but cute at least, he he.
ReplyDeletei like seeing jake and austin age. gives them more carachter:) by the way, i love austins smile. so real:)
Looks like the person who put this eye candy montage together is going to have to add a few more "treats."
ReplyDeleteShirtless Jake
"Revealing" pics of Jake. Thanks!
ReplyDeleteBack from birthday cocktails and small plates of deliciousness.Yum!
ReplyDeleteJake looks great in those pictures from Hawaii. Definitely more matured but look very very hot.
First Austin and then Jake today, they could give anyone the vapors.
I know, ng, I think Flynn is just the cutest little baby. And yeah, I think he looks a lot like Orlando. He just looks so cuddly. But I think it might be about time to get him in the next size of onesies, lol.
ReplyDeleteMan, that Buzz Feed, I bow to the Big Double M.
ReplyDeleteWe are so not worthy! So not worthy!
**bows, bows, bows**
Where in the heck or how in the heck did you find that sight? That thing is lethal, M&M. We should take a poll and see which one is the favorite. I'd probably have a 50-way tie.
I find it interesting that just when Jake is experimenting with the documentary style mode of film making, even using a portable camera on his body with End of Watch, Austin uses the same technique for this home made video. Maybe some pillow talk or between the sheets convo.
ReplyDeleteOkay, SOMEbody is griping about my little moose - they're "tired" of it.
ReplyDelete**sigh**.
;)
Okay.
ReplyDelete**snicker**
Afternoon Crumbs
ReplyDelete"The definition of "too easy" is Jake Gyllenhaal spittin' out a salty load - Popsugar"
Hey, there. Jimmy. What's crackin'?
ReplyDeleteI find it interesting that just when Jake is experimenting with the documentary style mode of film making, even using a portable camera on his body with End of Watch, Austin uses the same technique for this home made video.
ReplyDeleteI didn't think about that but that is funny, M&M. Funny coincidence?
That's part of what makes that video so funny/cool/entertaining is the camera angle. Reminds me of those dog pics where the head is real big and distorted, lol.
I love that video. It is so different for him and he's just......loud, lol. Throughout the entire video. Loud. lol
Hey, there. Jimmy. What's crackin'?
ReplyDeleteOn guard, Kooly!!!! I'm gonna scramble your Triple Awesome Grape and then fry your Double Double Cherry!!!
And, the body camera was used with Bear Grylls too.
ReplyDeleteHey, Jake made TMZ. Pretty positive comments although some people were upset that they thought the author was dissing Maggie but then others are arguing back.
ReplyDeleteCool beans to see the brother/sister on TMZ.
Great day for Jake and/or Austin fans.
Jake and Maggie on TMZ
ReplyDeleteSorry! Forgot the link. Here ya go!
m, I should be able to post tomorrow evening. Ch 30!!!! Cool beans!!!
ReplyDeleteSomebody's telling me they've never heard of cool beans. Where did they grow up at? lol
Maybe this would be better.
ReplyDeleteCool frijoles!!!
lol
Is it a Midwest thing? What do they speak on the west coast anyway?
ReplyDeleteThat video is so cute. Austin is having such a good time. And to think it was Jake that got him started biking in the first place, but he has made the sport his own for sure.
ReplyDeleteLeave it to Michael K to use the best words. "The definition of 'too easy' is Jake Gyllenhaal spittin' out a salty load" Too funny.
Glad to hear you will be posting PG. Live journal has been down for almost 2 days now. I need a slash fix badly. I guess I could reread an old story but did not think the problem would last this long.
ReplyDeleteUh, those swim trucks Jake is wearing are not good looking at all. The water is either cooler than they expected or a bit rougher as they look uncomfortable. Personally, I think sand is highly overrated. I've been tossed like a cookie in the ocean so while its beautiful to look at and hear, pools are my choice.
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ReplyDeleteJake got th3 message about swim trunks and Hawaii. He went with a dark pair with pattern to distract from anything. (Unlike the infamous light blue ones)
ReplyDeleteCute video of Austin, and nice pictures of Jake and Maggie.
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