All famous couples need a catchy name; Tom and I are no exception. Please vote in the poll below for our fauxmance couple name. The winning name will be our official couple name for this fauxmance. Let the voting begin! Note: the poll has been set up so you can only vote once. No stuffing the ballot box! The voting will end when the next post is put up.
RE the mag article I was talking about. It looks like it was last week so can't tell you what was in it but still interesting that they put a photo of Jaustin on the cover at this time.
ReplyDeleteAG, what was the name of the magazine?
Don't know from Gray's Anatomy since I've never watched, but Kathryn Heigl deserves kudos for her support of TR Knight throughout the whole IW misehgas alone. And I'm for anyone that can knock Miss Smug Entitlement off her high horse.
ReplyDeleteThanks for allowing us to vote, Wicked! Here's hoping the results are more heartening than Michigan's!
Sad news, one of Austin's co-stars on The Informers has died. Brad Renfro, rest in peace.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if filming of The Informers had completely finished. If not, what will they do?
ReplyDeleteThe news article said that it had wrapped. This was from towleroad.com.
ReplyDeleteMorning all -
ReplyDeleteWhat a terrible shame about Brad Renfro. :(
I voted in the poll, all the names are very clever. We're gonna do this fauxmance proud! :)
Tom and I are working with our PR on a campaign for this fauxmance- complete with pictures!
ReplyDeleteOf course you must! But what are you doing PR for is the question? : )
ReplyDeleteSpecial K and Wicked,IMO, you do a
ReplyDeletetruly outstanding job! Do you mind
a new blogger? Every time I went
to WFT, I got called a troll! What
sealed J@A to me was the Lakers 1
photos. I would like some of your
opinions to these questions of mine: Do you think Jake is the type of person that would break up
with Austin if he thought that it
would affect his career? I guess
that sounds awful, but with all the coverage of Jake and the tiny
blonde, it does make you wonder.
Also, if Jake and the tiny blonde
(I know you do not like to hear her name) are REALLY engaged, do you think it will be announced in
some of the big magazines soon? Do
any of you know who Ted's sources
were for the original Toothy Tile
articles? Do you think he is much
more reliable than the average
gossip columnist? I do hope you do
not mind such a long blog, but I
really would like some of your
personal opinions on some of these
questions of mine.It took me quite
a long time to get up the courage
to blog. Many thanks for your time
and trouble. I have always been a
fan of J&A.It truly is a shame about Brad Renfro and he was only
25 years old.
Tom and I will be doing the lazy person and low budget fauxmance. We are not promoting a specific project, because that would require work! In a bold move, we've decided we want to be famous just for the fauxmance itself. We also don't have a lot of money, so rather than going to Paris or Rome, we might have to just go to a French or Italian restaurant. We would accept donations, however, if you feel like forking over some cash so we can go to exotic locales! We've hired the PR firm Of Course It's Real, We Wouldn't Make Something Like That Up Enterprises (motto- We promote so you don't have to!) to help us. They feel the world is ready for the first low budget self-promoting fauxmance and I agree! Just be warned, our PR monitors the internet heavily so if you say anything bad about us, there WILL be a swift reaction.
ReplyDelete^So sorry for the bad spacing of
ReplyDeletemy article. My computer is second
hand and does this. Thank you so
much for letting me blog. I hope
you did not mind. I just thought
some of you bloggers would give
some of your opinions. Thanks so
much.
Do you think Jake is the type of person that would break up
ReplyDeletewith Austin if he thought that it
would affect his career?
I don't know either Jake or Austin personally. In order to answer that question, I'd have to know them.
if Jake and the tiny blonde
(I know you do not like to hear her name) are REALLY engaged, do you think it will be announced in
some of the big magazines soon?
An engagement is a public declaration of an intention to marry. If Jeese is really engaged, I would expect them to make some kind of public announcement at some point. To address the part of your comment in parentheses, I have no problem hearing Reese's name.
Do any of you know who Ted's sources
were for the original Toothy Tile
articles?
I can only answer for myself and say I do not. I don't think anyone else here does either. I think Ted keeps his sources to himself.
Do you think he is much
more reliable than the average
gossip columnist?
I've read Ted online for a long time now, since way before he started writing about Toothy Tile. He's been both right and wrong, but right more often than not IMO.
Kacie, I think one of the reasons you got called a troll on WFT is because you kept asking people their opinions and you didn't seem to want to come to your own conclusions. We all rely on the internet here for reports of Jaustin, so we all have the same information. There are a few people who say they are insiders, but I would really question that. You just have to look at what's out there and think for yourself. What are your answers to the questions you asked?
Sorry I came in late to this, but Wicked I couldn't have put it any better.
ReplyDeleteI voted for Twicked this morning before going to work. I think my Jercked should be slapped on our faux couple only if Twicked does something really stupid, like hiking with Tom carrying Tink on his shoulders and pretend everything is hunky-dory.
ReplyDeleteWersey has a beautiful aristocratic feel to it. Too bad money's in short supply. We could have had headlines like "Twicked is pulling a Wersey on us as they amorously stroll in the gardens of Château de Versailles..."
I forgot the other name and my computer blocks certain images so the poll doesn't show. What is it again?
Your choices are- Jercked, Ticked, Twicked, and Wersey.
ReplyDeleteIf Tom was hiking with Tink on his shoulders, I think she would bite his head off! Either that or shamelessly promote HERSELF!
ReplyDeletewicked, I hope there will be some photoshopped pictures!
ReplyDeleteTicked, hmm, nice one too. It reminds me those Folio Club forms where they ask to you to "tick" (not check) boxes. Please make sure you tick all the required boxes on the showmance standard contract form. Or maybe it refers to the ticking of a time bomb! Oh my, what do you guys have in store for us???
ReplyDeletewicked, I hope there will be some photoshopped pictures!
ReplyDeleteHmmm, maybe Tom and I will get to Rome after all!
I hope you're not going straight to Rome and deprive us of the whirlwind courtship leading up to that magical moment.
ReplyDeleteKacie, my answers to your questions would be pretty much the same as Wicked's.
Wicked, I will try to give my own
ReplyDeleteopinion on my questions. I would
hope that Jake would not cut Austin out of his life completely.
I am pretty new to Ted's column and what I like is he is not afraid to tell it like it is. Yes,
he does seem pretty accurate most
all the time. I guess though he is
not accurate 100% of the time. If
Jake and Reese marry, I bet there
will be a huge prenuptial agreement. There has always seemed
to be a great deal of chemistry
between J@A. I voted for Twicked.
BTW, what breed of dog is Tink?
She's really adorable! Thanks for
letting me blog once in awhile.
The first thing I thought when I heard about Brad Renfro is how sad it is. My second was that life is just too short to beard and to not live the life you want.
ReplyDeleteKacie, one thing I like about Ted is that when he is wrong, he has admitted it. He once said that Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban would never marry. Wrong, obviously. When they did, he immediately said that he had stated in the past that NK and KU would not marry and boy was he wrong.
ReplyDeleteTink is a Pembroke Welsh corgi. She is also in charge of the whole universe.
GRRRR MY LITTLE TINKERBELL BETTER NOT RIDE ON TOM'S SHOULDERS OR I'LL BITE HIS OTHER HEAD OFF, SHE'S MINE, GET YOUR DIRTY PAWS OFF HER, GRRRRR.
ReplyDeleteAtti, you better get over yourself, buddy! I'll do whatever I want, whenever I want. Your life will be much easier when you understand that. And I'm not sharing my new plush duck toy with you either! :p
ReplyDelete^^Heh, heh Tink, you're a gal after my own heart. That's what I tell 'em too! ;)
ReplyDeleteThat is fun. I picked "Twicked" as well, to make sure that at least you two have a better nickname (than "fill in the blank") for your fauxromance. :)
ReplyDeleteVery sad about Brad Renfro... i remember him from a little film called "the cure", cried my eyes out on that one. He was also great in Apt Pupil... young Hollywood, it's tough when you are still finding your way in this world.
OT: Eddie Murphy and his new wife Tracey have already split after two weeks of marriage! It's on accesshollywood.com.
ReplyDeleteMy second was that life is just too short to beard and to not live the life you want.
ReplyDeleteI guess when you're in your twenties you think you still have all the time in the world and haven't realized yet how terribly fast time flies...
And I'm not sharing my new plush duck toy with you either! :p
Tink, you haven't destroyed that one yet? Watch out girl, age is making you softer! :D
Tink, you haven't destroyed that one yet? Watch out girl, age is making you softer! :D
ReplyDeleteShe's had it since Saturday and it's still largely intact. And she's been carrying it around in her mouth like it's her baby! Don't tell Atticus! He's the jealous type, you know.
New photos of Jake, by himself, getting into his car, on IHJ.
ReplyDeleteIs that his usual medical center or a different one?
ReplyDeleteEddie Murphy and his new wife Tracey have already split after two weeks of marriage!
ReplyDeleteGossip Girl, how come I'm not suprised... Wasnt' his BF the best man at this wedding? ;)
Will have to come back later to check out those new pics. Righ now I'm hoping that he's been able to tone down the lumberjack look. :)
Has Jake wrapped up filming for "Brothers?"
ReplyDeleteFrenchy --
ReplyDeleteHe's still rocking the LumberJake look. But the Sox hat is sadly missing from the ensemble. He didn't have to get rid of the hat, he's the one of the two them that was the actual fan. Only 28 days until pitchers and catchers report for Spring Training! The hat will be back.
But even getting crowded by the paps he doesn't look as distressed as he has been.
I JUST MIGHT BE BUSY.
ReplyDeleteYou won't be!
Do I have to be on call 24/7 in this showmance. I love to sleep late on Saturday.
ReplyDeleteAlso I can quarantee this showmance will not include two Red Sox hats. Woooooooooooooooooo!
I voted my mood this morning and my mood was not all too good. My thoughts have revolved around what I think of Jake since NYs Eve,
No Tom -- you will be out wearing the Phillies or the Eagles, I'm sure.
ReplyDeleteThis from Perez:
ReplyDelete"Degrassi: The Next Generation star Adamo Ruggiero has come out of the closet!
In exclusive interview with eTalk, the Canadian actor reveals that he is gay, just like his character - Marco - on the hit teen show.
'I didn’t plan it that way… maybe it’s life imitating art, Ruggiero tells eTalk. "Degrassi let me do something real and I kindof feel like I’m living proof of what the show was working to accomplish.'
Congrats, Adamo!"
AAAAAAAAAHOOOOOOOO!!
ReplyDeleteOh Big Bad Atti, you sound delish. If Tink's too busy for ya, that lame duck toy starts ta bore ya, look for me, I'll be around.
I'm about 95 lbs., have thick grey fur ticked with black, big yellow eyes (the better to see you with, my dear) and I'll make ya howl at the moon, baby! ;)
Do I have to be on call 24/7 in this showmance. I love to sleep late on Saturday.
ReplyDeleteThis is NOT about you, pal. This is about making Wicked look good! You'll do what we say, when we say, if you know what's good for you.
This is NOT about you, pal. This is about making Wicked look good! You'll do what we say, when we say, if you know what's good for you.
ReplyDeleteYes mother. Oh sorry I meant yes reese.
Am I gonna have to smile???????
Lupine, you better watch yourself. Remember how Tom said that if I wasn't happy with my Christmas toys, Santa would be dealt with? Well, you can be dealt with too! Just remember, if Tink ain't happy, ain't nobody happy!
ReplyDeleteHuge problem in the beginning stages of this showmance. The cell phone was dropped today and broken. I wont be able to speak to Mom(oops I did that gain reese) for a couple of days.
ReplyDeleteThis may seem way out there, but perhaps the reason Jake is obsessively wearing the lumberjack look is that it was a gift - Chanukah, B'day or Christmas - from a certain someone wearing a ring around his neck? Jake wanting to have a reminder for a certain other someone that his heart belongs elsewhere? To have Austin with him even while bearding?
ReplyDeleteLUPINE, YOU SOUND AWFULLY GOOD: "about 95 lbs., have thick grey fur ticked with black, big yellow eyes"
ReplyDeleteYUMMY YUMMY *licks muzzle*
LUPINE, GOT SOME QUESTION FOR YA:
DO YOU LIKE LONG WALKS ON THE BEACH? *thinks of Tinkerbell who didn't like getting her paws wet and sandy*
DO YOU EAT SCRAPS? *recalls how Tinkerbell was so picky about her food "it can't touch the floor -- ever! And NO leftovers!"*
DO YOU GET TURNED ON WATCHING YOUR DADDYS MATE? *remembers how Golddigger Tinkerbell only got in the mood during weekends of expensive T-Bone dinners, lavish bouquets of Cat'O Nine Tail flowers and handmade Abyssinian pussy-scented candles in the penthouse at the Ritz Carlton*
YEAH LUPINE, MAYBE WE CAN HOOK UP. *wonders what Tinkerbell is doing tonight*
Thanks for the info Special. I just checked these photos and I agree he looks more relaxed although still more subdued (is this the right word?) than in the past. And God, that past was not that long ago (sigh).
ReplyDeleteThe cell phone was dropped today and broken.
Goodbye unlimited texting! Tom, I hope you realize you probably just made your belle a BIG favor. Better luck next time dude!
Yeah, when was the last time we saw pap pics of Jake actually smiling that big grin of his? It's been a long, long time.
ReplyDeleteJake's still wearing the chain around his neck in the most recent pictures.
ReplyDeleteJake's still wearing the chain around his neck in the most recent pictures.
ReplyDeleteI noticed that, too, fwiw, and was just about to post on it. It's worth something, I think. :) Seriously, though, what is up with all the plaid? He's looking like the peahen rather than the peacock.I know when I'm not feeling too confident, exposed or even a little down, I'll dress in more layers or in something that gives me a sense of security, like a big sweater or a turtleneck. I wonder if Jake is doing a sort of inward hibernation and it's coming through in his dress.
Maybe he's just cold???? It's freezing in LA you know.
ReplyDeleteBig Bad Atti -
ReplyDeleteI love long walks on the beach, Atti, don't mind gettin' my paws wet like that Miss Priss soundin' Tinkerbell. Like to go for nude swims (well, sort of, with this fur coat) at midnight.
As far as food scraps go, I make them and leave the scraps for those further on down the food chain, bein' the Alpha gal that I am. I get first pick. And I like wildflowers, in case yer wonderin'.
As far as matin' goes, I'm an outdoor gal, and like my sessions prolonged if ya catch my drift. We'll find a nice secluded cave somewhere. Think you can keep up with me? I'm only around when the moon is full, so you've gotta catch me when you can. I don't share my Alpha male either, so if ya got Tink still on yer mind, you can forget it.
*swishes tail and struts off in a huff*
LUPINE, YOU SOUND GRRRRREAT. EXCEPT FOR THE NOT SHARING PART. *whines* I LIVE IN THE HOLLYWOOD HILLS SO YOU GOTTA UNDERSTAND MY LIFESTYLE *makes note to self: call Cat'O Nine Tail supplier tomorrow and order Valentines Day bouquets for each Harem member* TINKERBELL WAS JUST A FLING, SHE MEANS NOTHING TO ME *damn I miss that bitch* YOU AND ME CAN HAVE A GOOD TIME, LUPINE *wonders if she gives good muzzle* AND DON'T WORRY I'M SAFE, I'VE HAD ALL MY SHOTS *unless Daddy forgot again* SO CALL ME IF YOU WANNA GET TOGETHER LUPINE. *wonders how many teats she has* YOU SOUND HOTT! *hopes she likes to do it people-style* RUFF!
ReplyDeleteAlright, down boy. Honey, I'm available on February 6. I like your style, Atti. And if I catch you sniffin' around Tink again, I'll give ya one of those Cat'O Nine tails across your butt! :)
ReplyDeleteOh I forgot to mention, we gotta keep all this on the QT. My crazy-ass ex-BF, Loup Garou, won't be too happy if when he finds out I'm on the prowl. So no barkin' to any of the other dawgs in your high class neighborhood, 'k? Nighty-nite! ;)
ReplyDeleteNow, Atti, how could you forget all our time spent on the beach? Mommy has the pictures of me with a a wet and sandy face to prove it. And how can you say I'm a prissy eater? You know I'll even eat roadkill as long as I can scrape it off the the pavement! Frogs that have been run over 50 times and flattened to the road? YUM!!!
ReplyDelete"People-style" :D
ReplyDeleteI'm with bltb on this item of clothing and I don't think it's something A. would buy :D