One vote per computer. You will notice that two of Jake's most important movies are missing from this poll. That's because I'm trying to make this hard for you! Also, which of these movies have you not seen?
They're very weird pics! Jake looks like he's arresting Reese. She looks twelve and is wearing her uniform. Jake is wearing a hideous shirt and seems to be growing the beard back (Nooooo!)
There are smiles, weird expressions and pda of a sort, but they still don't look like a real couple to me.
Interesting political discussion in the last thread. My only concern is that the Dems nominate whoever can beat McCain. I'm worried that too many people hate Hillary for her to beat him. Personally, I will work for whoever the Dems nominate.
When I did this poll, I realized there's only one Jake film I haven't seen- Highway.
I've seen all of Jake's movies a few times over except Rendition which I saw once in the theatre. I own all the rest. Hands down, it's Donnie Darko for me. An amazing, timeless movie (and I'm a purist, the original is the best) that Jake was a perfect fit for. I think there's a lot of the real person in that role. The whole thing is quite pure and haunting. My second choice isn't here but hey, it worked out. ;)
Sorry, but I'm loling at those pictures. It's like Jake's completely forgotten what to do or doesn't know his own strength. Ow, honey, oh, this is so romantic, ach, neck crick...
Brokeback Mountain is far and away my very favorite Jake movie, and all of them I think he's wonderful in. What I tried to do is think of the ones where his performance really affected me the most deeply (Brokeback Mountain again!) but aside from that film, Moonlight Mile was the one. But that was before I saw October Sky, and in that one his talent just jumped out at me, especially where he was so young. I loved how he worked with Chris Cooper too, who I also adore in everything he does. Jake has something special, for sure. I haven't seen Highway and Lovely & Amazing yet, any only part of Bubble Boy, which I thought was adorable.
I enjoy all of Jake's films. I won't see a film just because a certain actor or actors are in it, they have to have an impressive body of work for me to do that, unless it's DDL or someone like that, and now Jake. I'll usually see a film because I find some aspect of the story intriguing, or it's about a person I've admired or found intriguing. And I never read film reviews until after I've seen a film so I won't be influenced.
Sorry for such a long-winded post, but you asked! ;) I enjoy movies tremendously, I'm so thankful they were invented!
I am sick behavior Site IHJ, came when many photos (last year) jaustin they stopped the paparazzi photos! They looked so shocked by the behaviour of the paparazzi, you remember? Now these photos Reeke are now published as something sweet. I do not find misconduct in a very very homophobic? Please, aay what you think é--è
Good point, Giusi. Remember how long they lasted without pap pics? Not long. There was also a plan not to publish pics where Jake looks distressed in any way. That also went out the window. I think the main issue was that the community complained vigorously when they said there would be no more pap pics. They had to bring them back. But you do have to wonder about the timing of the decision not to publish them.
Giusi, I think people make up reasons to not have to see or see what they want to. What is a "sweet" picture when it's Jake and Reese is a horrible invasion of privacy when it's Jake and Austin. Basically they want more Reese pics and less Austin pics and make up arguments to make that happen. Lucky for them they live in a hetero dominant society so they will get their way 99% of the time (and whine endlessly the other 1%).
I read a comment once from someone who liked Jake and Reese apart but couldn't stand them together. That's basically my feelings, except my feelings for Reese on her own are neutral.
The Reeke pics: Who the hell walks around like that? Awful, like a frickin headlock. And Reese the way she's holding Jake's hand, could it be any more awkward? Shit. I would HATE having someone's damn arm on my neck and shoulder like that. Makes me wanna go to a Chiropractor right now. IF the romance is real then its like a little boy hanging on to his momma and a big momma bossing around and taking advantage of a vulnerabvle being. That 'pda' just looks sick to me.
btw J/R doing the daylight photo op doesn't mean they were together Fri night like the Jeesers would like to believe. Funny how all the happy smiling pics are done during the day, huh? Remember the pics and vid taken outside a restaurant at night when J/R didn't know they were being taken? Not looking happy at all. Reese looked like she was a laugh a minute, not. She looked like a real downer. But when they get photographed during the day and they know its happening, wow they turn into Happy Couple.
I'm not a troll but I'm really beginning to hate Jake, not caring what the fuck he does with his life. St8t, gay or bi, closeted or out, whatever - I thought he'd be different. But he's not, all he is is a big disappointment, in the theater and out.
My husband and I are about the same height difference as Jake and Reese. He puts his arm around my neck every so often like that when we walk and I can tell you it is not comfortable. I let it go a few moments, then push him off.
Not sure about these latest pics. The most couply looking so far, but we were warned that pics were coming. Saw them first on ONTD and the remarks are still primarily he's gay, hate her. That shirt is the most awful thing I have ever seen him wear.
Tough choice on the movie selection. I went with Moonlight Mile which I think is very underrated. He was very touching in that. Each movie has it's own charms and showcases Jake in a different way. None tops Brokeback though.
I voted for DD because it is my favorite of the bunch on an emotional level. It was the first time I really noticed Jake too. But I almost voted for Zodiac, I think that next to BBM it is the best film he has done, and in some ways maybe even a better film than BBM. But you asked for our favorite, not what we think is the best, so I went with DD. I love the way it looks, the music, the mystery of it, the fact that every time I watch it I pick up something new.
I see Reeke is right on schedule--it has been two weeks, and they had to followup on that sighting that was just too much like the old ambiguous days. And that chokehold--just the most romantic thing I've ever seen in my life. Sigh. And it is so sexy to see a man who's had all of the hotness sucked out of him. Double sigh.
^ Yes, that's my main problem - Jake looks unattractive. Is it the horrible shirt, the unmatching shoes, the sunglasses that really need replacing now, the hint of red beard coming back? What happened to that little cutie in the blue dove/lung/peace/freedom/ fresh air tee-shirt? He's morphed back into this person. :(
Yea Jake is so not attractive in these pics. His face is breaking out, his lips (one of his best features) look wierd, his thighs are getting pretty hefty and not in a good way and whatever happened to the Tongue? it disappeared. Is he so sexually satisfied with Reese (blech even the thot of it) that he lost all outward sex appeal? He's really losing it.
Look at pics from Cannes, not even a year ago and tell me if this is the same Jake. he was beautiful in Cannes. Look at the pics of him with reese. its a damn shame. Not even a year. what the fuck has happened to him??
Just viewed the pics on IHJ where I could see them blown up. No rings on any fingers. Their legs are out of step with each other. Right and left vs right right. He is usually in sync with people he is with. I think Jake's face looks OK, not great, but OK. It looks like he is letting his hair get long again. But these photos are truly awful of Reese. It's like they caught every wrong angle possible - mouth open or awry, chin extended. Not that I'm complaining. I have never liked her and this Reeke mess isn't helping. I wonder if there will be video. Did they arrive and leave together or in separate cars like usual.
That's a really interesting question. I always thought Jake's thing with the tongue was kind of like Michael Jordan's thing with his tongue- totally unconscious and done he was focused on things outside himself. And now we don't see it at all.
I voted for Jarhead. Because I'm shallow.
I was getting very concerned there for a while that Jarhead had no votes! My faith is now restored.
Destiny, I really thought you'd go with Zodiac, but I understand your reasoning for not.
Jarhead -- how can you not consider it for his "body" of work.
October Sky was my first notice of Jake and he brought an incredible performance for the first starring role.
Moonlight was the first buzz of Oscars and just to hold your own against powerhouses like Hoffman and Saradon would have been enough, but he again showed even more than that.
Good Girl and Lovely & Amazing again great performance, and what was making him the indie boy.
Proof. He and Gwyneth were not the best match. But I do think he did tap some of his inner geekness for Hal. It was great to see his musical abilities.
Zodiac is showing the shift in Jake's focus. Moving more toward mature roles. I think his great performance is overlooked to some of his other roles. But I think people will look in hindsight to appreciate his performance even more.
Rendition was moving forward with his transition to more mature roles, and come on how can you not like the opening shot.
I do have to give a some love for Bubbleboy. Jake is all his sweet goofiness.
But going back to Darko. Looking even at the brief clips of it again today. It is perfection of the right actor and right role at the right time. I hope that anyone who calls themselves a Jake fan has seen this movie. If you haven't get out there and see it.
To clarify my above comments - I was neutral on Reese prior to Heath's death now I can't stand her. The photo ops 4 days after Heath's death, non-attendance at Heath's memorial, and reports of them out and about having a great time were enough to judge her character. I also don't think this is how Jake would have acted prior to his association with her. Jake is basically a stepford husband now with no detectable personality of his own. Sad to say the least.
I chose the Good Girl because I liked Jake's quirky character. If I could choose more than one I'd also add Bubble boy (for Jake's comedic appeal not the movie). Zodiac for the film quality...actually all Jake's films are appealing in their own way. He has good taste in film, too bad that wasn't reflected in his choice of "girlfriend".
It was close Wicked, I wish I could have voted for both. If you'd run this poll on another day I might have gone with Zodiac. I think DD won out today because I was feeling nostalgic for Jake's indie boy days.
Jarhead and even BBM to a certain degree are movies that when I watch them over again I make liberal use of the fast forward button. I don't do that with DD or Zodiac.
The tongue. There are so many possibilities. It could be missing because everything about him seems to be forced anymore, and now that he is so self-conscious all of his body language has changed, not just the tongue. Or it could be part of the butching it up campaign; he may've been told to lose the tongue because it's a bit too suggestive and could be seen as a bit gay.
Michael Jordan was asked about his tongue thing. After all, there are about a million pictures of him going to the basket with his tongue hanging out! He said he wasn't aware that he was even doing it until he saw pictures of it. He also said that he thought that if he tried to stop doing it, he wouldn't be able to play, that's how unconscious it was for him.
Pics? Seriously what the hell was that? These two do not know what the hell to do to look comfortable together.
I don't know what to think. Reeke has gone on much longer than I thought it would. It also seems to me like Ted has bowed out. I am not sure what the heck to think anymore.
There's a surprisigly sympathetic article about Kirsten in this week's Star. An "insider" describes Kirsten as being a very sweet girl, but one who has problems, of course.
Tom next time you're in New Castle DE ask the locals what they think of Reese. You may find some people with pretty strong opinions of her effect on the men in her life.
After looking at the new Reeke pictures, I feel Jake is performing for the photographer. To me it looks like he is smirking,,why I don't know. He sure has changed. I really miss the Jake of old. Guess it is what it is.
I knew Ryan was from Delaware but didn't know that he was from New Castle. Actually it is a very pretty place along the water. Very old and unique. Love those crabcakes and sweet potao fries from Jessups.
jeeke is just an All-American couple. They could be Abner and Gussie walking down Main St. somewhere in Iowa. They have not been lured in by the glamour and glitz of HW and do not associate with awful people who do drugs.
Of course. I'd been wondering why these reminded me of Rome - the opening weekend of Rendition in the US. This is the opening weekend of Penelope in the US.
I voted for Zodiac; it's definitely my favorite Jake movie on the list and as Winterbird says "the best film he's been in since BBM, hands down."
If the question had been about Jake's best acting, I would have chosen Jarhead, with Donnie Darko & The Good Girl a tie in second position.
Ok, so The Reeke is out for its scheduled appearance. Who coaches these guys? At least Jake smiles - he must have been served quite a lecture about how phony his bearding looked.
And why does Reese makes all these weard facial contortions? Maybe Jake is sqeezing too hard? Hey girl, what did you expect? This is a guy who's used to deal with a 6'4" Texan!
This is a guy who's used to deal with a 6'4" Texan!
I was just thinking about this. ;) There's probably some serious hangover in his switchover, lol. And why bother adjusting, this photo-op probably lasted a minute and a half, tops, kthxbai.
And wicked I also agree that these clothes are his "work uniform", conscious or not, it's hard to tell. I simply don't believe this is what he'd be wearing or even looking like if it weren't for this set-up, it just says "disguise" all over. I mean, he wore a full-on gorilla suit with mask for Halloween and some sort of Mexican wrestling get-up for a party. Sure, the occasions called for dressing up, but he was literally encased. These bulky, oversized clothes he wears while doing Reeke business give the same effect. It's very weird to be seeing that and weirder that I think it's his choice.
I was going to mention in my earlier post that the heavy arm drape looks OTT. Reeke have been told they need to show more pda, so Jake goes overboard in that live-wire kid way. "Oh yeah? Well how about THIS!" It's self-consciousness, imo. He might as well be hitting Reese over the head with a nerf bat, it'd look exactly the same.
Frenchy, this is from The Raveonettes' new record, Lust Lust Lust. It is also my new favorite song! :) The record is not as great as their previous one, Pretty in Black, but does have a few gems on it like this song.
I added an Out Spotlight Compendium to the sidebar. Click on it and it opens a post that lists all the Out Spotlights with names and dates.
Ted said Reeke would last til the end of awards season. The Oscars are over, so that could mean PR is setting the stage with these buddy pics so that when Jake and Reese do break up, they can make the innocuous But They Are Still Good Friends Claim. Obligation over, minimal waves in the press, Jake and Reese can quietly move on.
I was the one who called the Reeke pics for this weekend. I hardly evah use my google acct cuz I like to change names as I feel but here it is for the record. I'm sure Wicked & Special K know where I'm coming from as per site meter and they can tell you that post was mine.
Here goes. I love/hate playing both sides of the fence, I love/hate the truth, I love Jake, I hate what he's doing, I hate what he's looking like these days. Physically and in online opinions.
Hate Reese, always have. Why is it the fucking ass bitches get the guys? Is that what guys want? Then after they're 'caught' via marriage or pregnancy or money they fucking complain about how miserable they are treated and when it's all over they badmouth the bitch like it's ALL HER FAULT and say they'll never trust a woman again. ok enuff of my bitch soapbox.
I knew Reeke pics were due this weekend because:
A.) Ya get them about every 2 weeks. Like clockwork.
B) Ya had to get them to show they are still together after: 1. unhappy night pics at curb/street 2. No Valentines Day pics 3. Reese a no-show at Oscar pre party 4. Jake not at Reese's Penelope premier 5. Jake blogged shopping alone at housewares store 6. Jake blogged having a happy time with friend at lunch bar.
C) Keep in mind all the comments made on this OMG blog re how Jake and Reese look in pics have been negated (or tried to be) in this recent 2/29 series:
1. Jake not smiling, doesn't look happy being with Reese. 2. A mile apart 3. No touching 4. They're not holding hands anymore 5. They look like just good friends not lovers 6. Jake has both his hands full holding his keys or phone 7. Jake is always drinking coffee with Reese (to keep him awake?) 8. Jake always wears that same old butch plaid shirt, is it his uniform for PR pics with Reese? 9. They are always pictured walking with the kids in an obscure park that would have no paps lingering about - total photo op. 10. When they are pictured with the kids in the obscure park (a) He is a family friend, nothing more (b) they are using the kids for PR (c) Ryan must be pissed (at Jake trying to be a father figure and Reese using the kids as PR) [Don't expect to see any park pics with kids in the near future for that reason] 11. Pics always appear on Flynet first
OMG Posters: be careful what you say. You just got it. And you'll be getting more if you say any more. Do you *get* what I mean?
2/29 Photo Op?? Definitely. Jake almost always wears his watch, Reese almost never wears a watch. The only time he didn't wear it during pics with her was the LA Park pics with the kids, on 12/30. The arm around the neck move was very intentional for the 2/29 pics. Notice there's no watch on Jake - it would have gotten caught in her hair, rubbed against the skin and make a mark on her neck. But tada, Reese was wearing a watch. Someone had to keep track of the time and guess who was the default.
On the other hand a positive thing is the birds he's been wearing (the 2/29 plaid shirt has embroidered birds on the lower right side). Intentional, not a mistake. He likes birds and its a good reminder.
D. The Future
1. Don't be surprised if they get engaged for Reese's birthday. A long engagement, natch.
2. Don't be surprised if Reese gets pregnant with Jake's child (in vitro, planned by both of them) and has the baby without getting married.
(a) Reese is in an independent 30's stage, believe me she is DYING to get out of her 20's goody 2 shoes image and become an enigma.
(b) Successful surrogate mothers almost always have 2 or more children of their own so they are comfortable letting someone else have the surrogate child, if you get my drift. But of course she will still be on the scene so she doesn't look like a bad mother who abandoned her child.
(c) Jake will have his perfect child with blue eyes and Hollywood genes. To be raised by him and whoever currently is in his life and of course parttime by Reese the Perfect Mother who he just couldn't make a lasting relationship with for whatever reasons (those poor ill-fated lovers, so sad, sniff) but who was so nice to let him have the child to raise since she already had 2 of her own. Awww.
3. But don't count on that Jake baby because I am 98% sure Reese had her tubes tied. I'm not sure but it's not something I can ask is it?
So there you have it. Sorry for the long post but I had to say what I know as the truth for better or worse.
I didn't like Highway very much, and I was kind of underwhelmed by Lovely and Amazing, but I should probably see that one again as I think part of it was that a good friend had really talked it up and then it didn't live up to the hype; I also saw it when I only had a passing awareness of jake.
I agree bltb with your analysis of Jake's Reeke uniform.
The funny thing about pr coming here for pointers is it is just more evidence that this is a fauxmance. A real couple would not react to what a few supposedly confused tinhats think.
Just want to clarify something about Sitemeter. We can't figure out if the person who said we would get pics is the same person as Breck. Our Sitemeter only shows our last 100 hits. The comment about getting pics was made yesterday, I think. That's way before our last 100 hits so we can't access it.
I have seen DD, BBM, Jarhead, and Zodiac, and have seen snippets of Highway, Good Girl, and Bubble Boy. I have to say after BBM, my fave would be Zodiac where he plays a quirky but more mature character.
Interesting comments from Breck. But I see one conflicting point. First she says that reese will get pregnant and then says she is 98% sure reese has her tubes tied. Which is it?
Also Breck says the bitch always gets the guy. Does Breck really think reese has the guy. Not sure where she stands on that point.
Interesting point about the watches. Plus lets see if the kids are ever included in these photo ops again.
10:00AM? Seems awfully early in the AM to me. Are paps that hot on the trail to be hanging around so early in the day. How long does it take to upload the photos to their website. They got picked up by IHJ really fast, but dont seem to have sparked any wide interest on the web. I guess at least this way Jake has the rest of the day free.
Whoever said the interest in Jake was at an all time low is right. DC Eyelashes is practically inert.
I seriously doubt that Breck is Ted. Ted has a distinctive, creative writing style that plays with words. I bet he too is a crossword puzzler. Now, if you said Dr. Parnassus on WFT is Ted, I might believe that. Dr P's writing style is a hoot. I wish he posted comments there more often and on this site as well.
OT: Jack Nicholson (with Rob Reiner's help) posted a video on youtube supporting Hillary Clinton (personally, I like he and Obama and will vote for either). The video has clips from Jack's past films, including his turn as Joker. It's pretty funny: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mOa3sXjqE4
Does anybody go into chat these days?
Just came back from seeing "The Other Boleyn Girl." The audience was squealing. It's too bad the screenwriter sanitized the story (in the book, Anne does bed her brother and they have a deformed baby who is killed and her brother also engages in a gay affair with a courtier Francis Weston).
Natalie was something out of "Days of our Lives." And Scarlett might as well have walked around with a halo over her head.
btw I am NOT the Breck who has an LJ account (someone already had my name there). Had to say that cuz I don't want anyone trying to reach him/her.
Wicked, OMG might be more important than you think. The little hammer hits the nail on the head a lot better than the big wrecking ball.
And yea, I was the one who predicted the Reeke but it doesnt matter and it didn't take a genius to figure it out anyway. What matters is how it was done with all the past OMG (and other sites but mostly here)criticisms kept in mind. Your blog needs to be renamed OMGodot & Stage Directions Unlimited.
Destiny: Methinks more than just PR reads OMG for relationship pointers, if ya know who I mean. Scary thought, aint it?
Ah and Ha: You're right. I forgot about Penelope opening weekend. Another factor in Reeke 2/29. Its such a dog of a pig movie can anyone blame me for putting it out of my mind and burying that piece of shit??! But Ah, good call.
And Wicked it doesn't matter if my predictions come to pass. I hope they don't. I'm just warning you not to be surprised to see more and worse. Me I'm hoping it will all end by July.
btw funny how X17 only got maybe 20 comments tops (half and half of gay vs cute couple) on 2/29 Reeke pics and no other gossip site cared enuff to carry the story. ONTD got more comments but most were 'they're so cute, she's wonderful, he's straight' so they must be reflected to who posts the pics and starts the topic, cuz the 2/13 night pic comments were mostly 'he's gay, she's wierd'.
I'm still laughing about the 2/29 pics. Never trust an actor. An arm around the neck and a smile for the camera is easily a chokehold and a grimace tempered with a little cruelty in the undercurrents. Notice how uncomfortable Reese looks in her forced hunched-back posture and bent neck and her facial expressions, like he's dragging her along? Jake does have a mean streak. It's a passive aggressive mean streak but it's there. Fer sure.
Interesting facts, like that one about the "happy couple" doing now all the things that didn't do before (smiling, touching for the pap pics). Someone else IS totally reading this blog (PR coming here for pointers).
About the future: Jake should come out or at least avoid the fauxmance and be a honest man (BTW, you google the word "fauxmance" and guess what names you get?) :D
Tom I just said 'don't be surprised' at a pregnancy. I admit I'm not sure on that point. It scares me the most. BUT my logic tells me nada baby, cuz of that Star lawsuit. (Yes I was the one who brought it up a few weeks ago but no one wanted to discuss it. If anyone still doesn't want to discuss it then scroll.) Wanna know why? Because the suit and esp the decision for the ruling was done way after the story. And Reese won the lawsuit quickly and without any question. Now, how could she prove without a doubt she was NOT preggers AT THE TIME OF THE STORY? Birth control pills/barriers/patches can be gotten and done anytime, abortions can be performed after the fact. Only 1 thing can prove pregnancy was not possible AT THE TIME OF THE STORY - Infertility. By nature or intention. That's why I also said I'm 98% sure tubes are tied. But it still scares me that she could have a lifetime hold on Jake. Pretty sure his family feels the same way.
As for the bitch gets the guy, it was my frustrations coming out, Tom. I need to be a bitch and cold and self centered. Maybe you and I can take lessons so we can get the hot guys, just not the same ones.lol
No I'm not Ted, but thanks for the compliment I think???
M, 10 am was when X17 published the pics online. They were taken on 2/29 early afternoon.
I don't do men who wear black nail polish, eyeliner, women's sweaters and pose like feline females in Italian Men's Vogue. I like my men MASCULINE like ME!!!!
OK 1 more and I'm outta here. I went to X17 to check comments and I had to leave one after I saw the pics they had. I checked IHJ to make sure. YEP: All but a couple of the 2/29 pics have Reese with her mouth open. Like she was breathing thru her mouth. That's why she looks so funny. Remember I said Jake has a passive aggressive mean streak? Wouldn't put it past him to not wear deodorant for that photo op, knowing he was gonna be close and lovey dovey with his armpit in her face. Look at those pics, people. The ones where Reese has her mouth closed, she looks like she's gonna throw up. Seriously. Gotta love him.
Breck, I had my mouth open because I was about to moan in full orgasm from Jake's seductive chokehold. You should see when we get into serious B & D at home.
I have seen them all and had to choose between DD, Highway and Jarhead. I'd vote for all three.
ReplyDeleteNew Reeke pics from yesterday at IHJ
ReplyDeleteWho was it that said we would get Reeked this weekend?
Weird, I totally felt that again! Literally a minute ago. Better look at them I suppose. There'll be some for her birthday too.
ReplyDeleteI'll probably vote for Good Girl because it was the film I noticed Jake in, but there are other serious contenders in the list.
They're very weird pics! Jake looks like he's arresting Reese. She looks twelve and is wearing her uniform. Jake is wearing a hideous shirt and seems to be growing the beard back (Nooooo!)
ReplyDeleteThere are smiles, weird expressions and pda of a sort, but they still don't look like a real couple to me.
Well, what can I do. Jake somehow managed to date/"date" two actresses from my list of People I Can't Stand. Oh, OK...
ReplyDeleteJake looks like he's arresting Reese.
ReplyDeleteOr choking her.
She looks twelve and is wearing her uniform.
He's wearing his uniform too.
Interesting political discussion in the last thread. My only concern is that the Dems nominate whoever can beat McCain. I'm worried that too many people hate Hillary for her to beat him. Personally, I will work for whoever the Dems nominate.
When I did this poll, I realized there's only one Jake film I haven't seen- Highway.
I've seen all of Jake's movies a few times over except Rendition which I saw once in the theatre. I own all the rest. Hands down, it's Donnie Darko for me. An amazing, timeless movie (and I'm a purist, the original is the best) that Jake was a perfect fit for. I think there's a lot of the real person in that role. The whole thing is quite pure and haunting. My second choice isn't here but hey, it worked out. ;)
ReplyDeleteSorry, but I'm loling at those pictures. It's like Jake's completely forgotten what to do or doesn't know his own strength. Ow, honey, oh, this is so romantic, ach, neck crick...
ReplyDeleteDarko Darko Darko
ReplyDeleteSo much to say about the movie and the performance that it could be at LEAST a month of posts. Don't get me started.
New pics.
It is a almost brotherly/buddy affection. "Come on...let's get going" He's done that with Maggie before.
Green leather piece is a key laynard thing not a leash.
Is Jake's shirt ripped up or that stitching on the front, I just can't tell.
bltb LOL. My exact thoughts. I think the beard will be back by mid week. the one on the face, that is.
ReplyDeleteOh you guys made this poll tough -
ReplyDeleteBrokeback Mountain is far and away my very favorite Jake movie, and all of them I think he's wonderful in. What I tried to do is think of the ones where his performance really affected me the most deeply (Brokeback Mountain again!) but aside from that film, Moonlight Mile was the one. But that was before I saw October Sky, and in that one his talent just jumped out at me, especially where he was so young. I loved how he worked with Chris Cooper too, who I also adore in everything he does. Jake has something special, for sure. I haven't seen Highway and Lovely & Amazing yet, any only part of Bubble Boy, which I thought was adorable.
I enjoy all of Jake's films. I won't see a film just because a certain actor or actors are in it, they have to have an impressive body of work for me to do that, unless it's DDL or someone like that, and now Jake. I'll usually see a film because I find some aspect of the story intriguing, or it's about a person I've admired or found intriguing. And I never read film reviews until after I've seen a film so I won't be influenced.
Sorry for such a long-winded post, but you asked! ;) I enjoy movies tremendously, I'm so thankful they were invented!
Okay, who voted for Proof?! My least favorite Jake film. Tell me what you liked about it!
ReplyDeleteRemember the Blogger who saw Reeke at that restaurant? She said Jake's arm was around Reese's neck. Seeing these pics I now understand what she meant.
ReplyDeleteMaybe subconsciously Jake wants to put Reese in a headlock. Or maybe he feels like he's in a headlock.
ReplyDeleteI am sick behavior Site IHJ, came when many photos (last year) jaustin they stopped the paparazzi photos! They looked so shocked by the behaviour of the paparazzi, you remember? Now these photos Reeke are now published as something sweet. I do not find misconduct in a very very homophobic? Please, aay what you think
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Good point, Giusi. Remember how long they lasted without pap pics? Not long. There was also a plan not to publish pics where Jake looks distressed in any way. That also went out the window. I think the main issue was that the community complained vigorously when they said there would be no more pap pics. They had to bring them back. But you do have to wonder about the timing of the decision not to publish them.
ReplyDeleteGiusi, I think people make up reasons to not have to see or see what they want to. What is a "sweet" picture when it's Jake and Reese is a horrible invasion of privacy when it's Jake and Austin. Basically they want more Reese pics and less Austin pics and make up arguments to make that happen. Lucky for them they live in a hetero dominant society so they will get their way 99% of the time (and whine endlessly the other 1%).
ReplyDeleteI read a comment once from someone who liked Jake and Reese apart but couldn't stand them together. That's basically my feelings, except my feelings for Reese on her own are neutral.
ReplyDeleteThe Reeke pics: Who the hell walks around like that? Awful, like a frickin headlock. And Reese the way she's holding Jake's hand, could it be any more awkward? Shit. I would HATE having someone's damn arm on my neck and shoulder like that. Makes me wanna go to a Chiropractor right now.
ReplyDeleteIF the romance is real then its like a little boy hanging on to his momma and a big momma bossing around and taking advantage of a vulnerabvle being. That 'pda' just looks sick to me.
btw J/R doing the daylight photo op doesn't mean they were together Fri night like the Jeesers would like to believe. Funny how all the happy smiling pics are done during the day, huh? Remember the pics and vid taken outside a restaurant at night when J/R didn't know they were being taken? Not looking happy at all. Reese looked like she was a laugh a minute, not. She looked like a real downer. But when they get photographed during the day and they know its happening, wow they turn into Happy Couple.
ReplyDeleteI'm not a troll but I'm really beginning to hate Jake, not caring what the fuck he does with his life. St8t, gay or bi, closeted or out, whatever - I thought he'd be different. But he's not, all he is is a big disappointment, in the theater and out.
My husband and I are about the same height difference as Jake and Reese. He puts his arm around my neck every so often like that when we walk and I can tell you it is not comfortable. I let it go a few moments, then push him off.
ReplyDeleteNot sure about these latest pics. The most couply looking so far, but we were warned that pics were coming. Saw them first on ONTD and the remarks are still primarily he's gay, hate her. That shirt is the most awful thing I have ever seen him wear.
Tough choice on the movie selection. I went with Moonlight Mile which I think is very underrated. He was very touching in that. Each movie has it's own charms and showcases Jake in a different way. None tops Brokeback though.
I voted for DD because it is my favorite of the bunch on an emotional level. It was the first time I really noticed Jake too. But I almost voted for Zodiac, I think that next to BBM it is the best film he has done, and in some ways maybe even a better film than BBM. But you asked for our favorite, not what we think is the best, so I went with DD. I love the way it looks, the music, the mystery of it, the fact that every time I watch it I pick up something new.
ReplyDeleteI see Reeke is right on schedule--it has been two weeks, and they had to followup on that sighting that was just too much like the old ambiguous days. And that chokehold--just the most romantic thing I've ever seen in my life. Sigh. And it is so sexy to see a man who's had all of the hotness sucked out of him. Double sigh.
^ Yes, that's my main problem - Jake looks unattractive. Is it the horrible shirt, the unmatching shoes, the sunglasses that really need replacing now, the hint of red beard coming back? What happened to that little cutie in the blue dove/lung/peace/freedom/ fresh air tee-shirt? He's morphed back into this person. :(
ReplyDeleteOh, anyone who hasn't seen Highway needs to see Highway - it's the antithesis of Proof.
ReplyDeleteYea Jake is so not attractive in these pics. His face is breaking out, his lips (one of his best features) look wierd, his thighs are getting pretty hefty and not in a good way and whatever happened to the Tongue? it disappeared. Is he so sexually satisfied with Reese (blech even the thot of it) that he lost all outward sex appeal? He's really losing it.
ReplyDeleteLook at pics from Cannes, not even a year ago and tell me if this is the same Jake. he was beautiful in Cannes. Look at the pics of him with reese. its a damn shame. Not even a year. what the fuck has happened to him??
ReplyDeleteI voted for Jarhead. Because I'm shallow.
ReplyDeleteI see the flannel has returned. Gross.
ReplyDeleteJust viewed the pics on IHJ where I could see them blown up. No rings on any fingers. Their legs are out of step with each other. Right and left vs right right. He is usually in sync with people he is with. I think Jake's face looks OK, not great, but OK. It looks like he is letting his hair get long again. But these photos are truly awful of Reese. It's like they caught every wrong angle possible - mouth open or awry, chin extended. Not that I'm complaining. I have never liked her and this Reeke mess isn't helping. I wonder if there will be video. Did they arrive and leave together or in separate cars like usual.
ReplyDeletewhatever happened to the Tongue? it disappeared.
ReplyDeleteThat's a really interesting question. I always thought Jake's thing with the tongue was kind of like Michael Jordan's thing with his tongue- totally unconscious and done he was focused on things outside himself. And now we don't see it at all.
I voted for Jarhead. Because I'm shallow.
I was getting very concerned there for a while that Jarhead had no votes! My faith is now restored.
Destiny, I really thought you'd go with Zodiac, but I understand your reasoning for not.
Jarhead -- how can you not consider it for his "body" of work.
ReplyDeleteOctober Sky was my first notice of Jake and he brought an incredible performance for the first starring role.
Moonlight was the first buzz of Oscars and just to hold your own against powerhouses like Hoffman and Saradon would have been enough, but he again showed even more than that.
Good Girl and Lovely & Amazing again great performance, and what was making him the indie boy.
Proof. He and Gwyneth were not the best match. But I do think he did tap some of his inner geekness for Hal. It was great to see his musical abilities.
Zodiac is showing the shift in Jake's focus. Moving more toward mature roles. I think his great performance is overlooked to some of his other roles. But I think people will look in hindsight to appreciate his performance even more.
Rendition was moving forward with his transition to more mature roles, and come on how can you not like the opening shot.
I do have to give a some love for Bubbleboy. Jake is all his sweet goofiness.
But going back to Darko. Looking even at the brief clips of it again today. It is perfection of the right actor and right role at the right time. I hope that anyone who calls themselves a Jake fan has seen this movie. If you haven't get out there and see it.
To clarify my above comments - I was neutral on Reese prior to Heath's death now I can't stand her. The photo ops 4 days after Heath's death, non-attendance at Heath's memorial, and reports of them out and about having a great time were enough to judge her character. I also don't think this is how Jake would have acted prior to his association with her. Jake is basically a stepford husband now with no detectable personality of his own. Sad to say the least.
ReplyDeleteI chose the Good Girl because I liked Jake's quirky character. If I could choose more than one I'd also add Bubble boy (for Jake's comedic appeal not the movie). Zodiac for the film quality...actually all Jake's films are appealing in their own way. He has good taste in film, too bad that wasn't reflected in his choice of "girlfriend".
I voted for Zodiac. It's the best film he's been in since BBM, hands down.
ReplyDeleteIt was close Wicked, I wish I could have voted for both. If you'd run this poll on another day I might have gone with Zodiac. I think DD won out today because I was feeling nostalgic for Jake's indie boy days.
ReplyDeleteJarhead and even BBM to a certain degree are movies that when I watch them over again I make liberal use of the fast forward button. I don't do that with DD or Zodiac.
The tongue. There are so many possibilities. It could be missing because everything about him seems to be forced anymore, and now that he is so self-conscious all of his body language has changed, not just the tongue. Or it could be part of the butching it up campaign; he may've been told to lose the tongue because it's a bit too suggestive and could be seen as a bit gay.
Michael Jordan was asked about his tongue thing. After all, there are about a million pictures of him going to the basket with his tongue hanging out! He said he wasn't aware that he was even doing it until he saw pictures of it. He also said that he thought that if he tried to stop doing it, he wouldn't be able to play, that's how unconscious it was for him.
ReplyDeleteNo fans of Highway?
ReplyDeleteYou know that is one that I haven't seen.
ReplyDeletePics? Seriously what the hell was that? These two do not know what the hell to do to look comfortable together.
ReplyDeleteI don't know what to think. Reeke has gone on much longer than I thought it would. It also seems to me like Ted has bowed out. I am not sure what the heck to think anymore.
There's a surprisigly sympathetic article about Kirsten in this week's Star. An "insider" describes Kirsten as being a very sweet girl, but one who has problems, of course.
ReplyDeleteTom next time you're in New Castle DE ask the locals what they think of Reese. You may find some people with pretty strong opinions of her effect on the men in her life.
ReplyDeleteAfter looking at the new Reeke pictures, I feel Jake is performing for the photographer. To me it looks like he is smirking,,why I don't know. He sure has changed. I really miss the Jake of old. Guess it is what it is.
ReplyDeleteBlueHen, since I'm not planning any near future or far future trips to new Castle Delaware can you tell us what you heard? Thx.
ReplyDeleteThe sexual chemistry of jeeke makes their bodies seem as one.
ReplyDeleteI knew Ryan was from Delaware but didn't know that he was from New Castle. Actually it is a very pretty place along the water. Very old and unique. Love those crabcakes and sweet potao fries from Jessups.
ReplyDelete^potato
ReplyDeleteI think not, photo analyser. Their 'chemistry' seems to have brought the Jake fandom to a standstill. Check the sites out - almost nothing.
ReplyDeleteThe sexual chemistry of jeeke makes their bodies seem as one.
ReplyDeleteAre you saying they have sexual chemistry? The chokehold is just too wierd for me.
Photo Analyser is just sarcastic.
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ReplyDeletejeeke is just an All-American couple. They could be Abner and Gussie walking down Main St. somewhere in Iowa. They have not been lured in by the glamour and glitz of HW and do not associate with awful people who do drugs.
ReplyDeleteIs Jake's shirt ripped up or that stitching on the front, I just can't tell.
ReplyDeleteThey are birds, Special, flying birds.
jeeke is just an All-American couple
ReplyDeleteLOL!
Of course. I'd been wondering why these reminded me of Rome - the opening weekend of Rendition in the US. This is the opening weekend of Penelope in the US.
ReplyDeleteI thought they were birds but wasn't sure. I didn't want to see something that wasn't.
ReplyDeleteGood catch Ah! Why didn't I think of that? Photographed with the BF on the day her film opens. Of course!
ReplyDeleteNo Lovely and Amazing or Highway fans at all?
ReplyDeleteYou only let us pick one Wicked!
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Too tough!
I voted for Zodiac; it's definitely my favorite Jake movie on the list and as Winterbird says "the best film he's been in since BBM, hands down."
ReplyDeleteIf the question had been about Jake's best acting, I would have chosen Jarhead, with Donnie Darko & The Good Girl a tie in second position.
Ok, so The Reeke is out for its scheduled appearance. Who coaches these guys? At least Jake smiles - he must have been served quite a lecture about how phony his bearding looked.
And why does Reese makes all these weard facial contortions? Maybe Jake is sqeezing too hard? Hey girl, what did you expect? This is a guy who's used to deal with a 6'4" Texan!
Forgot to say that I just LOVE today's song. :)
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ReplyDeleteThis is a guy who's used to deal with a 6'4" Texan!
I was just thinking about this. ;) There's probably some serious hangover in his switchover, lol. And why bother adjusting, this photo-op probably lasted a minute and a half, tops, kthxbai.
And wicked I also agree that these clothes are his "work uniform", conscious or not, it's hard to tell. I simply don't believe this is what he'd be wearing or even looking like if it weren't for this set-up, it just says "disguise" all over. I mean, he wore a full-on gorilla suit with mask for Halloween and some sort of Mexican wrestling get-up for a party. Sure, the occasions called for dressing up, but he was literally encased. These bulky, oversized clothes he wears while doing Reeke business give the same effect. It's very weird to be seeing that and weirder that I think it's his choice.
I was going to mention in my earlier post that the heavy arm drape looks OTT. Reeke have been told they need to show more pda, so Jake goes overboard in that live-wire kid way. "Oh yeah? Well how about THIS!" It's self-consciousness, imo. He might as well be hitting Reese over the head with a nerf bat, it'd look exactly the same.
Frenchy, this is from The Raveonettes' new record, Lust Lust Lust. It is also my new favorite song! :) The record is not as great as their previous one, Pretty in Black, but does have a few gems on it like this song.
ReplyDeleteI added an Out Spotlight Compendium to the sidebar. Click on it and it opens a post that lists all the Out Spotlights with names and dates.
I wonder if the clothes are kind of like the pda BLTB. An almost exaggerated version of what was suggested to him.
ReplyDeleteTed said Reeke would last til the end of awards season. The Oscars are over, so that could mean PR is setting the stage with these buddy pics so that when Jake and Reese do break up, they can make the innocuous But They Are Still Good Friends Claim. Obligation over, minimal waves in the press, Jake and Reese can quietly move on.
ReplyDeleteThe record is not as great as their previous one, Pretty in Black, but does have a few gems on it like this song.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the info! And also for the Spotlight list. I love that feature! :)
I wonder if the clothes are kind of like the pda BLTB. An almost exaggerated version of what was suggested to him.
Or maybe he watched too many episodes of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy! :D
I was the one who called the Reeke pics for this weekend. I hardly evah use my google acct cuz I like to change names as I feel but here it is for the record. I'm sure Wicked & Special K know where I'm coming from as per site meter and they can tell you that post was mine.
ReplyDeleteHere goes. I love/hate playing both sides of the fence, I love/hate the truth, I love Jake, I hate what he's doing, I hate what he's looking like these days. Physically and in online opinions.
Hate Reese, always have. Why is it the fucking ass bitches get the guys? Is that what guys want? Then after they're 'caught' via marriage or pregnancy or money they fucking complain about how miserable they are treated and when it's all over they badmouth the bitch like it's ALL HER FAULT and say they'll never trust a woman again. ok enuff of my bitch soapbox.
I knew Reeke pics were due this weekend because:
A.) Ya get them about every 2 weeks. Like clockwork.
B) Ya had to get them to show they are still together after:
1. unhappy night pics at curb/street
2. No Valentines Day pics
3. Reese a no-show at Oscar pre party
4. Jake not at Reese's Penelope premier
5. Jake blogged shopping alone at housewares store
6. Jake blogged having a happy time with friend at lunch bar.
C) Keep in mind all the comments made on this OMG blog re how Jake and Reese look in pics have been negated (or tried to be) in this recent 2/29 series:
1. Jake not smiling, doesn't look happy being with Reese.
2. A mile apart
3. No touching
4. They're not holding hands anymore
5. They look like just good friends not lovers
6. Jake has both his hands full holding his keys or phone
7. Jake is always drinking coffee with Reese (to keep him awake?)
8. Jake always wears that same old butch plaid shirt, is it his uniform for PR pics with Reese?
9. They are always pictured walking with the kids in an obscure park that would have no paps lingering about - total photo op.
10. When they are pictured with the kids in the obscure park (a) He is a family friend, nothing more (b) they are using the kids for PR (c) Ryan must be pissed (at Jake trying to be a father figure and Reese using the kids as PR)
[Don't expect to see any park pics with kids in the near future for that reason]
11. Pics always appear on Flynet first
OMG Posters: be careful what you say. You just got it. And you'll be getting more if you say any more. Do you *get* what I mean?
2/29 Photo Op?? Definitely. Jake almost always wears his watch, Reese almost never wears a watch. The only time he didn't wear it during pics with her was the LA Park pics with the kids, on 12/30. The arm around the neck move was very intentional for the 2/29 pics. Notice there's no watch on Jake - it would have gotten caught in her hair, rubbed against the skin and make a mark on her neck. But tada, Reese was wearing a watch. Someone had to keep track of the time and guess who was the default.
On the other hand a positive thing is the birds he's been wearing (the 2/29 plaid shirt has embroidered birds on the lower right side). Intentional, not a mistake. He likes birds and its a good reminder.
D. The Future
1. Don't be surprised if they get engaged for Reese's birthday. A long engagement, natch.
2. Don't be surprised if Reese gets pregnant with Jake's child (in vitro, planned by both of them) and has the baby without getting married.
(a) Reese is in an independent 30's stage, believe me she is DYING to get out of her 20's goody 2 shoes image and become an enigma.
(b) Successful surrogate mothers almost always have 2 or more children of their own so they are comfortable letting someone else have the surrogate child, if you get my drift. But of course she will still be on the scene so she doesn't look like a bad mother who abandoned her child.
(c) Jake will have his perfect child with blue eyes and Hollywood genes. To be raised by him and whoever currently is in his life and of course parttime by Reese the Perfect Mother who he just couldn't make a lasting relationship with for whatever reasons (those poor ill-fated lovers, so sad, sniff) but who was so nice to let him have the child to raise since she already had 2 of her own. Awww.
3. But don't count on that Jake baby because I am 98% sure Reese had her tubes tied. I'm not sure but it's not something I can ask is it?
So there you have it. Sorry for the long post but I had to say what I know as the truth for better or worse.
*Back to being anonymous with a name.*
I didn't like Highway very much, and I was kind of underwhelmed by Lovely and Amazing, but I should probably see that one again as I think part of it was that a good friend had really talked it up and then it didn't live up to the hype; I also saw it when I only had a passing awareness of jake.
ReplyDeleteI agree bltb with your analysis of Jake's Reeke uniform.
The funny thing about pr coming here for pointers is it is just more evidence that this is a fauxmance. A real couple would not react to what a few supposedly confused tinhats think.
ReplyDeleteHi Breck, I mean, uh, Ted!
ReplyDeleteAre we really that important, Breck, honestly? We'll see if what you say comes to pass.
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ReplyDeleteI wonder if the clothes are kind of like the pda BLTB. An almost exaggerated version of what was suggested to him.
I could definitely see that. It's funny, Jake has his nuances but I think he's one for big gestures and even over-compensation.
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ReplyDeleteI could definitely see that. It's funny, Jake has his nuances but I think he's one for big gestures and even over-compensation.
Especially when he is trying to make a point.
11. Pics always appear on Flynet first
ReplyDeleteWhere did these pics come from? Anybody know?
Just want to clarify something about Sitemeter. We can't figure out if the person who said we would get pics is the same person as Breck. Our Sitemeter only shows our last 100 hits. The comment about getting pics was made yesterday, I think. That's way before our last 100 hits so we can't access it.
ReplyDeleteThe 2/29 pics first appeared on X17 on 3/1 at 10 am.
ReplyDeleteI have seen DD, BBM, Jarhead, and Zodiac, and have seen snippets of Highway, Good Girl, and Bubble Boy. I have to say after BBM, my fave would be Zodiac where he plays a quirky but more mature character.
ReplyDeleteInteresting comments from Breck. But I see one conflicting point. First she says that reese will get pregnant and then says she is 98% sure reese has her tubes tied. Which is it?
ReplyDeleteAlso Breck says the bitch always gets the guy. Does Breck really think reese has the guy. Not sure where she stands on that point.
Interesting point about the watches. Plus lets see if the kids are ever included in these photo ops again.
Hey Breck/Ted
ReplyDeleteDo you honestly think Austin will want Reese as the surrogate mother?
Jake is doing Austin again, isn't he?
10:00AM? Seems awfully early in the AM to me. Are paps that hot on the trail to be hanging around so early in the day. How long does it take to upload the photos to their website. They got picked up by IHJ really fast, but dont seem to have sparked any wide interest on the web. I guess at least this way Jake has the rest of the day free.
ReplyDeleteWhoever said the interest in Jake was at an all time low is right. DC Eyelashes is practically inert.
I seriously doubt that Breck is Ted. Ted has a distinctive, creative writing style that plays with words. I bet he too is a crossword puzzler. Now, if you said Dr. Parnassus on WFT is Ted, I might believe that. Dr P's writing style is a hoot. I wish he posted comments there more often and on this site as well.
ReplyDeleteThis is a great song! Wow.
ReplyDeleteOT: Jack Nicholson (with Rob Reiner's help) posted a video on youtube supporting Hillary Clinton (personally, I like he and Obama and will vote for either). The video has clips from Jack's past films, including his turn as Joker. It's pretty funny: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6mOa3sXjqE4
Does anybody go into chat these days?
Just came back from seeing "The Other Boleyn Girl." The audience was squealing. It's too bad the screenwriter sanitized the story (in the book, Anne does bed her brother and they have a deformed baby who is killed and her brother also engages in a gay affair with a courtier Francis Weston).
Natalie was something out of "Days of our Lives." And Scarlett might as well have walked around with a halo over her head.
Dr. Parnass on WFT is SOO funny. I'm still howling at that comment about how the last time Jake was in a woman it was the Statue of Liberty.
ReplyDeletebtw I am NOT the Breck who has an LJ account (someone already had my name there). Had to say that cuz I don't want anyone trying to reach him/her.
ReplyDeleteWicked, OMG might be more important than you think. The little hammer hits the nail on the head a lot better than the big wrecking ball.
And yea, I was the one who predicted the Reeke but it doesnt matter and it didn't take a genius to figure it out anyway. What matters is how it was done with all the past OMG (and other sites but mostly here)criticisms kept in mind. Your blog needs to be renamed OMGodot & Stage Directions Unlimited.
Destiny: Methinks more than just PR reads OMG for relationship pointers, if ya know who I mean. Scary thought, aint it?
Ah and Ha: You're right. I forgot about Penelope opening weekend. Another factor in Reeke 2/29. Its such a dog of a pig movie can anyone blame me for putting it out of my mind and burying that piece of shit??! But Ah, good call.
And Wicked it doesn't matter if my predictions come to pass. I hope they don't. I'm just warning you not to be surprised to see more and worse. Me I'm hoping it will all end by July.
btw funny how X17 only got maybe 20 comments tops (half and half of gay vs cute couple) on 2/29 Reeke pics and no other gossip site cared enuff to carry the story. ONTD got more comments but most were 'they're so cute, she's wonderful, he's straight' so they must be reflected to who posts the pics and starts the topic, cuz the 2/13 night pic comments were mostly 'he's gay, she's wierd'.
I'm still laughing about the 2/29 pics. Never trust an actor. An arm around the neck and a smile for the camera is easily a chokehold and a grimace tempered with a little cruelty in the undercurrents. Notice how uncomfortable Reese looks in her forced hunched-back posture and bent neck and her facial expressions, like he's dragging her along? Jake does have a mean streak. It's a passive aggressive mean streak but it's there. Fer sure.
wow, interesting analysis by Breck.
ReplyDeleteInteresting facts, like that one about the "happy couple" doing now all the things that didn't do before (smiling, touching for the pap pics). Someone else IS totally reading this blog (PR coming here for pointers).
About the future: Jake should come out or at least avoid the fauxmance and be a honest man (BTW, you google the word "fauxmance" and guess what names you get?)
:D
Tom I just said 'don't be surprised' at a pregnancy. I admit I'm not sure on that point. It scares me the most. BUT my logic tells me nada baby, cuz of that Star lawsuit. (Yes I was the one who brought it up a few weeks ago but no one wanted to discuss it. If anyone still doesn't want to discuss it then scroll.) Wanna know why? Because the suit and esp the decision for the ruling was done way after the story. And Reese won the lawsuit quickly and without any question. Now, how could she prove without a doubt she was NOT preggers AT THE TIME OF THE STORY? Birth control pills/barriers/patches can be gotten and done anytime, abortions can be performed after the fact. Only 1 thing can prove pregnancy was not possible AT THE TIME OF THE STORY - Infertility. By nature or intention. That's why I also said I'm 98% sure tubes are tied. But it still scares me that she could have a lifetime hold on Jake. Pretty sure his family feels the same way.
ReplyDeleteAs for the bitch gets the guy, it was my frustrations coming out, Tom. I need to be a bitch and cold and self centered. Maybe you and I can take lessons so we can get the hot guys, just not the same ones.lol
No I'm not Ted, but thanks for the compliment I think???
M, 10 am was when X17 published the pics online. They were taken on 2/29 early afternoon.
'Jake doing Austin again?' hmmm can't say.
'Jake doing Austin again?' hmmm can't say."
ReplyDeleteI don't do men who wear black nail polish, eyeliner, women's sweaters and pose like feline females in Italian Men's Vogue. I like my men MASCULINE like ME!!!!
OK 1 more and I'm outta here. I went to X17 to check comments and I had to leave one after I saw the pics they had. I checked IHJ to make sure. YEP: All but a couple of the 2/29 pics have Reese with her mouth open. Like she was breathing thru her mouth. That's why she looks so funny. Remember I said Jake has a passive aggressive mean streak? Wouldn't put it past him to not wear deodorant for that photo op, knowing he was gonna be close and lovey dovey with his armpit in her face. Look at those pics, people. The ones where Reese has her mouth closed, she looks like she's gonna throw up. Seriously. Gotta love him.
ReplyDeleteBreck, I had my mouth open because I was about to moan in full orgasm from Jake's seductive chokehold. You should see when we get into serious B & D at home.
ReplyDeleteHell of a night at OMG ;)
ReplyDeleteWell, if people really are looking for pointers, here's one.
STOP. LIMIT THE DAMAGE NOW.
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