....we're walking, we're walking, ha...ok, alright....go over tomorrow's pages...email David my "suggestions" wait for that explosion... what's at craft services today, this coffee isn't cutting it... ice cream... no, no more ice cream...text Mags... maybe she sent new pictures of Ramona... ice cream.... what's in my tooth......will Jeter be in the lineup for Yankees tonight....Youk on third for Lowell...Go Sox! ....make sure they get both the NBA package and the MLB package to catch the Lakers and Sox while I'm here...gotta work out tonight ...block scene with Jess....don't call him Pee Wee it's Paul... not Pee Wee.....da dada da da da TEQUILA... what the hell was Tracy talking about at the table reading this morning...I think I need a toothpick....make bet with Chris on Celtics and Lakers in the finals....bucks... my Buck.... remember Kristin's comments on the scenes between Howard and Alice...Howard, Howie? would he be a Howie...gotta check my emails....this umbrella thing is driving me crazy...brella, brella, brella, ...definitely time to text that big Buck..oh yeah
PA walking behind...is that drip? is that umbrella dripping? that can not be dripping! have to get a new umbrella and get a back upUmbrella holder... we're walking, we're walking...I'm union, I'm union...we're walking, we're walking.
Wow, this is what I kinda thought when I looked at these pics - you can sorta see the wheels turning in his mind about what was going on with filming! Cute post, he looks great and I just love, love, LOVE this song! Just beautiful lyrics and melody. Loved this part of the post:
ReplyDelete...will Jeter be in the lineup for Yankees tonight....Youk on third for Lowell...Go Sox! ....make sure they get both the NBA package and the MLB package to catch the Lakers and Sox while I'm here...
Great news about Azariah Southworth, and Umbrella Man Ish Kabibble. :)
I know I don't comment much anymore, but I just had to today:
ReplyDeleteI love this post! It's on the same level as the unicorn post for me.
And now I'm sitting here at work grinning again and everybody around me is probably wondering what is so funny this time.
Tequila! Now you've gone and done it, I'll be hearing that song all day. Good thing I had already swallowed my coffee when I got to that part of the post.
ReplyDeleteIsh Kabbible, what a name; I've never heard of him.
“Jakey vs Shelfy?
ReplyDeleteShelf Ass Jessica Biel somehow conned her way into a starring role opposite Jake Gyllenhaal in Nailed, the first screenplay co-penned by Kristin Gore. No wonder she’s so happily smug…although my sources say, she needs to be careful.
Jakey, you see, is not a fan of her antics. Specifically her paparazzi antics. Especially since inviting the paps around her these days will inevitably expose HIM. And he and Reese like to control their own exposure on their own terms, particularly when it comes to the children.
Shelfy’s approach is more like a free for all – a buffet restaurant where selection is plentiful but quality is compromised. Shelfy’s publicist will call every agency to ensure a large pap presence. Jake and Reese on the other hand like to play favourites. It’s less obvious that way, see?
Will Jakey and Shelfy go head to head on set? Stay tuned…
Shooting is now underway – here’s Shelfy at work yesterday looking…kinda rough.
The body, as usual, is tight and hermy. Her rump, of course, is ridiculous. But Shelfy with bangs and no makeup isn’t exactly the effortless beauty they’re constantly trying to ram down our throats.”
lainey
I have to say I really liked the music today too. I'm not familiar with this artist but it made me feel happy just listening to him sing.
ReplyDeleteLainey seems dead on with her post. I wonder if they will clash on set.
Lainey is complaining about "constantly trying to ram BS down our throats"?!?
ReplyDeleteWhat a joke! LOL!
Clarity,
ReplyDeleteWhy would Jake clash with Jessica?
Note to myself- download Travis! I have nothing by them. That WILL be remedied, I can assure you. I've liked what I've heard from them for some time now.
ReplyDeleteVery interesting item from Lainey about Jeese playing pap favorites. Like we didn't know that! How anybody can think Jeese doesn't use their relationship for publicity, I'll never know.
Is Biel wearing Uggs? I thought they were played out!
ReplyDeleteForgot to say how much I love this post. Sadly, this is exactly how my mind works. It is a wonder that I ever get anything done!
ReplyDeleteOf course Jessica has to contact more agencies, she's not Reese the "A" star who has Flynet at her beck and call. And how much you want to bet this little item came from Reeke's pr, so they can pretend that this oh so private couple would never have called all those pesky paps.
ReplyDeleteLike the PA and the umbrella holder. It's totally what they're thinking.
ReplyDeletehow much you want to bet this little item came from Reeke's pr, so they can pretend that this oh so private couple would never have called all those pesky paps.
ReplyDeleteIt will help explain any pap pix of Reeke that might come out of SC. They didn't call the paps- Biel did! They were just innocents caught in the crossfire!
Jake is getting really negative comments on his umbrella holder pix on ONTD and Just Jared.
Pic of Reese with Cindy Crawford Reese & Cindy
ReplyDeleteWho's that crazy to stand next to Cindy Crawford for a picture?
Reese Caught in the Act Reese jogging
Pic of Jake Jake & Umbrella
Funny what is said and what isn't and how much more press Reese is getting/working with Jake not around.
Clarity,
ReplyDeleteWhy would Jake clash with Jessica?
I dont know really why that popped into my mind. I guess the umbrella pics yest and the Lainey post today just got me to thinking about if they would get along.
I just wanted to say "Thank You"
ReplyDeletefor such a terrific post and the
great music, Wicked and Special K!
You do such a fabulous job. I am
really enjoying the JFC DVD. I
also ordered the "Full Count" DVD.
One good thing is that I have really become a fan of Austin. I
hope that the "Nailed" movies gets
made without too many arguments.
I hope that whatever path Jake
chooses, he is happy. I will always truly believe that he has
or had at one time a great and true love for Austin. Sometimes I
think Austin has just recently taken some time off. I hope his
career starts up soon. If he has
chosen Reese, I too wish him well.
Thank you to OMG for letting me
post too. What I am trying to say
is I always believed that J&A were
soulmates. Whatever the future
holds for both of them, I hope it
is bright with much success and
happiness for both! I also wish
the OMG bloggers much success and
happiness and a wonderful spring
2008!
Ted always indicated that Toothy
ReplyDeleteand boyfriend had a really special
love between them. Sometimes I
think that Jake just cannot let go
of Austin and sees him on the
downlow. How many of you think
that Jake sees Austin in secret
and on the downlow? What a love
that must be! Anyway, good luck
to both in both their careers and
personal lives.
James Caan may be out of Nailed
ReplyDeleteDue to an on-set clash with Russell! That was quick!
^^Oh No . . . ;)
ReplyDeleteThis account from IMDb corroborates Caan quitting-
ReplyDeleteThey are filmed in my building right now and I just watched them shoot a scene...well door was closed. But I did see Jake, Catherine, and Paul Ruebens(otherwise known as Pee Wee) who is in the movie but not listed. James Caan was supposedly in the movie but he has seemed to quit. He was the Speaker of the House...which the role originally was for Tommy Lee Jones. All three actors walked right by me as I was hanging out. It was pretty neat
You gotta wonder if Russell knew that these South Carolinians were going to air all his dirty laundry!
Caan is a very strong, no-bullshit, intimidating man. This is no shrinking violet. If Russell started his browbeating crap with him, no wonder Caan quit--he won't stand for that.
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ReplyDeleteACTOR’S ANTICS DELAY FILMING OF “NAILED” IN SOUTH CAROLINA
FITSNews - April 17, 2008 - We know, it’s hard to imagine someone this manly throwing a hissy-fit, but according to our source on the set of the movie “Nailed,” that’s exactly what actor Jake Gyllenhaal did yesterday, causing the crew to shut down filming early and spend an additional day shooting at the South Carolina State House.
“He was complaining that the room was too small, complaining about the temperature, complaining about his chair,” our source says. “It was like watching a two-year old have a meltdown every five minutes.”
According to a source in the S.C. Treasurer’s Office, Gyllenhaal’s co-star Jessica Biel has by contrast been “delightfully friendly,” chatting up onlookers and even turning a few cartwheels on the State House grounds the other day.
Um I think I've screwed up the link, someone please fix this cause I've no clue how. LOL
ReplyDeleteSource for the story Yikes posted
ReplyDeleteThis set sounds like a nightmare!
Wicked could you please explained how you fixed the link, for future incidents LOL? Thanks
ReplyDeleteChecker, great pic of Reese and Cindy. It looks like Reese is drinking alcohol. Maybe a certain faction will finally give up their pregnancy fantasies. Or maybe not.
ReplyDeleteWe know, it’s hard to imagine someone this manly throwing a hissy-fit
ReplyDeleteWhoa, what are they implying with this statement?
The same old BBM BS, check out the picture of Jake and Heath.
ReplyDeleteI hope this isn't a ploy by Jake to get out of this film, I thought the foot injury was exagerated.
"We know, it's hard to imagine someone this manly throwing a hissy-fit"
ReplyDeleteUnless, of course, he isn't all that manly. ;)
Yikes, I Googled "Jake Gyllenhaal has hissy fit" and it was the first article that came up. I just posted the link. I didn't find any other reports of hissy fits.
ReplyDeleteJust get back from a meeting and whoa!
ReplyDeleteAnybody else having trouble with the link? I get timed out or an error message.
I get an error now, too, but I read it earlier, it was there ;)
ReplyDeleteHere's the Link
ReplyDeleteDouble whoa, I just got back from a meeting too. I don't know which to be more upset about, the fit (if true) or the BBM comments.
ReplyDeleteHere's the Link
ReplyDeleteClick this manly link in the article:
Because Witherspoon is now officially “dating” Gyllenhaal’s brother, Jake, who is, um, how do we put this … gay. Or as Tyler Durden says, “super super gay.”
I'll reserve judgment on Jake :) After all, the director gets to have a hissy-fit every day, doesn't he? :)
ReplyDeleteI'm not surprised to read James Caan dropped out.
Spesh, sweet post *
No icon tonight :( blogger ID playing up.
Wow, looks like FITSNews does not like Jakey.
ReplyDeleteI love the name "Shelf Ass" or "Shelfy" for Biel!
ReplyDeleteHow many of you think
ReplyDeletethat Jake sees Austin in secret
and on the downlow?
Me.
Umbrella pics show long scracth on Jake's chhek. Makeup for movie?? or..?? fight with DOR? fight w/someone else? passion or crazzy/fun/hands&legs everywhere sex?? or just shaving..?? What'll think?
ReplyDeleteDoes Jake see Austin? Of course, but I wouldn't call it the downlow.
ReplyDeleteJake and Austin - have never stopped.
ReplyDeleteIt's just now out of the public's eye.
WOW. Drama on the set already?? Its only the first week. How are they going to get through 2 1/2 months? Too bad Caan dropped out. I guess he saw the writing on the wall and just said screw it.
ReplyDeleteInteresting insight from Perez:
ReplyDeleteIt's not a secret to media insiders that Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag are in bed with one particular photo agency.
The pair arrange with their pap friends to stage "exclusive" photo ops - the exclusivity makes the pics more valuable - and then the couple split the profits with the pag agency.
However, Speidi sank to a whole new low yesterday!
Pratt and Montag and their paparazzi photographer staged lots of photos in New York City on Wednesday. Lots and LOTS.
The gruesome twosome went to Central Park and brought along several changes of clothes so that they could stage lots of "exclusive" pics with their house photog and make it seem like they were there more than one day. Plus, different outfit changes increase the likelihood that different media outlets will buy different pics.
Umbrella pics show long scracth on Jake's chhek.
ReplyDeleteThat's from the crazy monkey sex with Austin. I saw everything!
For those who might be curious about Ish Kabibble.
ReplyDeleteI had thought that we might not hear about any strife (if there was any) on the Nailed set, but I guess I was wrong! Curiouser and curiouser.
ReplyDeleteAllegedly, James Caan is G-O-N-E!
ReplyDeleteCaan has never walked off a set in his career!
Sounds like total BS to me.
ReplyDeleteRussell shuting down filming early and spending an additional day shooting at the South Carolina State House?
Yeah, right!
Sounds like there is a lot of spin spinning with the reports from the set. It's just who's agenda is the spinner spinning for.
ReplyDeleteIf this is only what day 4, and already we've had James Caan leaving, paps galore and hissy fitting in hot sweaty rooms, What's the rest of the shoot going to be like. Sounds like we're in for a blast.
ReplyDeleteAlso, doesn't anyone else think that those umbrella photos are going to haunt Jake for a long time to come. I'm sorry but they do make him look like a mega prat.
OT just had to post it.
ReplyDeleteTori Spelling declares herself a gay icon.
Huh? Someone (also a woman) was holding the umbrella for him too at the BAFTA... what's the big deal???
ReplyDeleteCould be he's really fussy, could be the make-up artist insists, could be the woman holding the umbrella insists...
i think there are lots of unfounded gossips about the filming because they are doing the shootings in public and I was kind of taken aback by how "excited" the locals seem to be for having movie stars in town.
Sorry, Tori, you don't get to be an icon just by calling yourself one!
ReplyDeleteYou wonder if production shut down because of Caan walking and not because of the Jake.
ReplyDeleteIf Russell shut it down because Caan walked because they were fighting it reflects badly for Russell and his brawling attitude. But since Jake sounds like had issues with some things on the set and making a bit of royal stink about it, you could blame the shut down on Jake and not Russell. And Russell walks away a looking a teeny bit less of a jerk than he was.
I agree Winterbird. That kind of thing goes on a lot on movie sets with lots of actors.
ReplyDeleteSpecial we don't know Jake has issues onset or that he is making a stink at all. Seems the issue is with Russell and Caan. I don't take much stock in what that blog had to say otherwise.
ReplyDeletewinterbird.. come on, having someone holding an umbrella for you when it neither raining or blasting down sunshine is weird. i'm sorry to say this but to me he looks like a berk, there's no other way to put it.
ReplyDeleteWow, looks like we're in for a bumpy ride if Jake's already having hissy fits and a veteran actor who's never walked off a set in his career just has! At least Shelfy's having fun, lol (I love that name, too).
ReplyDeleteInteresting comment earlier that Jake might be purposely trying to get himself tossed off the set. I can't see it, though, I think he considers his potential films too much to get this far and have doubts, but who knows. For what it's worth I think the leg injury was legit.
I think Jake is the fight fire with fire type and decided to mark his territory early on; let Russell know that he can bring it. Jake probably likes the idea of being able to say in the future that he worked with Russell and held his own.
It's weird to think this is the first time he's been "away" from Reese/Reeke since their "start". You feel a sense of a slate wiping clean and it's now just Jake again. Jake and reality and everything and everyone that entails. No doubt Reese will visit the set for a photo-op/news blip in People, but let's see and hear about other people visiting, namely Austin. I would love for him to just show up, have it be documented and blow Reeke apart, hahaha. Ahem.
I *love* today's post. I think stream-of-consciousness humor is an art. Fun to read but even more fun to write. :) The umbrella holder's "I'm union" chant really made me laugh.
Jake was "away" during Brothers filming.
ReplyDeleteThat's true, ...said... This is why I'm not the timeline tb, ha. ;)
ReplyDeleteI have seen this before, an actor being protected by an umbrella held by an assistant, I can't remember who. Maybe it was me, for my video! ;)
ReplyDeleteProbably it's for makeup, hair, etc. - in this case, if there's a "scratch" on Jake's face, it's probably makeup. Interesting. I guess Alice gets a little passionate with Howard in the film. ;) Either that, or things are getting rough with the director! It's kind of upsetting to think of such a stressful set. :(
I think Jake is the fight fire with fire type and decided to mark his territory early on; let Russell know that he can bring it.
ReplyDeleteCan totally see this Bltb.
Now I don't know what he did, but can do think that when he is on set he makes sure he steps up and says what he thinks. And that is not always a bad thing.
As I said early there is a lot of spin spinning, and you don't know what the agenda behind it is.
Btw, I highly recommend Travis. Fantastic band. Their first album, Good Feeling, is kinetic and fun (All I Want To Do Is Rock is a must-hear), their second, The Man Who, is a masterpiece (Why Does It Always Rain On Me is on it) and their third, The Invisible Band, is stirring and gorgeous. They lost me a wee bit after that but they continue to be worth following.
ReplyDeleteJ -No more up all night for you. All play leads to no work. No worries will rock to you sleep tonight. ; ) -A
ReplyDeleteI'd like to weigh in on the umbrella pic and say that much as I like the man, that image just sits wrong. It doesn't look like it's exactly pouring - what's a little light rain? But like someone said, maybe it's to protect the makeup job? After all, what do I know about movie sets; not much at all.
ReplyDeleteAnother ponder - I'd be curious to see how J is walking on the ankle. It doesn't seem that long ago that he was still using the crutches. I always thought that ankle injuries were tough to get over. I don't doubt tho that it was legit either. That'd be an awful lot of pretense to put out there. J looking good, tho. Be nice to see A come out of the woodwork.
You feel a sense of a slate wiping clean and it's now just Jake again. Jake and reality and everything and everyone that entails. No doubt Reese will visit the set for a photo-op/news blip in People, but let's see and hear about other people visiting, namely Austin. I would love for him to just show up, have it be documented and blow Reeke apart, hahaha. Ahem.
ReplyDeleteI know it sounds lame but I feel like saying Word. ;)
About the umbrella: I thought make-up, hair, clothes, "my hands are full Ms. assistant" etc.
I agree that at first glance it looks a bit weird, even "wrong" but I'm sure Jake is not the first nor the last actor to behave like this... and unfortunately, it seems that tasks like these are part of any movie set assistant's job description.
About the fits: James Caan & Russell are the culprits IMO. Don't worry, if one day I think Jake is behaving like a prima donna I won't hesitate to say so but in this case I think Russell was caught with his pants down by that veteran actor's walking out.
And now the $1,000,000 question: has Russell attended any anger management class? :D
I'm totally in the dark about this Russell director - guess I'll have to read up on him. He sounds like a real character.
ReplyDeleteCould be the umbrella was product placement.Along with the same logo on Jake's sweatshirt, prob the pants too. Looks like wardrobe to me [golf wear] along w/makeup [scratch on face], see how he's holding his cheek out, maybe letting the 'fingernail scratch' dry? don't senators/peeps in washinton play golf and make deals?
ReplyDeleteok..so I got to the set around 6:30ish and I thought they were done shooting since not much was going on..I met this wonderful lady and she told me that Jake was still inside the building so then I got really excited and I waited around for about 15 minutes..then I see a bunch of kids coming out of the building and they were taking picture with someone..and I was like is that jake?? turns out it was and he was walking right towards me!!! so i get my note (which i wrote for him just in case i did meet him) out and I start speaking gibberish and I think I also say I wrote this note for you and he says Thank You! The other lady asked him for a autograph or picture but he said he was actually in a hurry..then he went into his trailer ..so we wait aroud until he gets out of the trailer and theres a car ready to take him away..as he gets in the car i scream pretty loudly I love you jake!! and i think i saw him wave and then the car left...im not sure if he read my note or not but i really hope he does!! OMG THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE AND I WILL NEVER FORGET IT! ok so on to what he was wearing...when he came out of the building he was wearing a yellow tie, white dress shirt, and i think black pants..he looked sooo hot!! i stared right into his eyes while i was talking to him..he is gorgeous!! then he changed into a navy blue shirt and dress pants..i was like right next to his trailer as he was changing!!! wow im so excited...i definitely want to see him again!! I'm so glad I live in Columbia!!
ReplyDeleteSomeone at IHJ claims to have met Jake today. Why is it always the newbies who meet him?
She's not a newbie. She's WDW's stalker spy.
ReplyDeleteforgot to add; umbrella was prob used to protect wardrobe and makeup from moisture or stains. maybe you can't see any of those things with the nekikid eye in a pic, but think of a movie screen where a actor's freckle is five feet wide. ANY little thing on clothing or a face will show up and it takes alot of $$ to retouch it out. 'safe than sorry' rules during filming, even if it might look silly to outsiders.
ReplyDeleteHe doesn't look camera ready to me at all. If he had makeup on it would be easy to spot. Hair and makeup get done at the same time. He wouldn't be wearing a baseball hat unless he was wearing it in the scene. Also don't senators shave?
ReplyDeleteHe looks like he's on the way to a read through. The umbrella holder is just strange.
No more up all night for you.
ReplyDeleteSpumanti, by Ish Kabibble, ever heard of afternoon?
I wonder what her note said. 'I love you. here's my cell #' ??
ReplyDeletesorry but LOL.
btw great great great post today. total mindreader Spesh. [uhoh i'm in trouble now]
ReplyDeleteRattler, I luv ya for giving me some loove in the afternoon. :*
ReplyDeleteMabbe they don't let Jake carry his own brolly. Cos ya know, the way he grips the handle. more like a fondle, with his thumb pressing against the..and the way the fingers..yea, no public umbrella carying for Jake.
ReplyDeleteWell, this thread took on an oily sheen and swirled into the gutter fast, lol.
ReplyDeleteFrenchy: WERD, even. :D
LOL carried away, wouldn't want that now would we.
ReplyDeleteRattler
ReplyDeleteSo glad you chose Mayer and not The Channel 4 News Team
Mabbe they don't let Jake carry his own brolly. Cos ya know, the way he grips the handle. more like a fondle, with his thumb pressing against the..and the way the fingers..yea, no public umbrella carying for Jake.
ReplyDeleteNo bumbershoots for Jake.
OMFG Special, the Channel 4 News Team ROTFL!!
ReplyDeleteWURD. lol
ReplyDeleteHe looks like he's on the way to a read through. The umbrella holder is just strange.
ReplyDeleteThe umbrella holder is Jake's PA.
The woman is just doing her job.
Sorry, Not a Noob, her profile says she's a newbie. She had 5 posts on IHJ when she posted that.
ReplyDeleteThat is one great video, Spesh! I love Will Ferrell. I hope things are a bit calmer today on the Nailed set.
ReplyDeleteP. S. I downloaded two Travis records yesterday. :)
Special K,
ReplyDeleteAre you absolutely 100% certain that Jake and Austin have
never stopped seeing each other?