What is it with Jake and hair, Austin might get some tricky ones, but this time Jake defin
itely got the short end of comb.Did hair and make up come up with it, or did Jake find his own inspiration in poltical satirist Stephen Colbert(character), or in South Carolina native Stephen Colbert. (THE MAN) You be the judge.
The March is on!
Keep thinking conservative. Conservative Republican. Big Business. No Social Reform. Is this collar getting too tight?
Global Warming - Early Spring I say. Is my arm starting to tingle? 
Bill O'Reilly. Fox News. Dick Cheney. George Bush is good? Ohhhh noooo went too far!I AM having a heart attack! Smile keep smiling Cheney has these all the time.
What happens when a liberal dresses like a conservative.
The hair works because he is totally in character and look to play a young repub Congressman. I am looking forward to this movie.
ReplyDeleteShades of Jimmy (Bubble Boy) wedding day hair? That's what immediately came to mind, lol.
ReplyDeleteWhat happens when a liberal dresses like a conservative?
ReplyDeleteHe gets a little hot under the collar I would think, what with standing next to all of those hypocrites, liars and Catholic priests!
Guess this is the funeral for James Caan's character. Did they ever re-cast him? Jake reminds me of Alex P. Keaton in this pic. Also, all those kids at my high school who were members of the Young Republicans.
ReplyDeleteThe little scout girl -- what do you think Caan's character choked on a scout cookie, either during the photo op with the scouts or snacking on them after the troop left from visiting him.
ReplyDeleteThere's a real treat over at Spooky's! :)
ReplyDeleteI really like Jessica Biel's shoes!
ReplyDeleteVan Hansis, the guy who plays Luke of the gay couple Noah and Luke on As the World Turns, has been nominated for a Daytime Emmy!
ReplyDeleteWould that be saying Jakey's got some serious hair there? : )
ReplyDeleteYou know someone in the cast is gotta have that Mitt Romney hair thing going on. How could they not satirize the perfect politician hair even just with background people.
And girl scout cookies of course are as American as apple pie.
ReplyDeleteAt last fromthe side like this the haircut looks good on him, and I usually don't like the short hair. I feel like Jake's face here looks more like the Jake of older times.
Love Stephen Colbert. I would love to see him on that show when he does promo for Nailed.
Jake will have to do the Colbert Report for Nailed. Totally can see him getting into character with Stephen Colbert. A classic in the making.
ReplyDeleteJust when you think you've heard everything-
ReplyDeleteResidents of Lesbos sue over the use of the word Lesbian
^^Unbelieveable. :(
ReplyDeleteJake will have to do the Colbert Report for Nailed. Totally can see him getting into character with Stephen Colbert. A classic in the making.
Fabulous idea!
Happy May Day, all! :)
He looks so young with this hairstyle. Not my favorite look for him, but it is appropriate for the character. And it's a much better look than that awful beard (both the literal and figurative one) and haircut from Brothers.
ReplyDeleteYesterday's Defamer had a link re the possible restuarant and the briefest mention of Jake(dreamy eyed) but also used the term naggy girlfriend. Got a laugh out of that one. It is odd that news of this possible venture leaked. People negotiating usually try to keep deals quiet to have a bargaining advantage.
Special, i love the idea of Jake doing Colbert report for "Nailed". I bet he has fun playing a young republican.
ReplyDeleteTwo examples of hilarity from Defamer-
ReplyDeleteReese is way prettier than Kate Hudson
The blurb that M is talking about-
· Is "closet chef" Jake Gyllenhaal planning on opening his own restaurant before he turns 30? Sign us up for one Dreamy-Eyed Tasting Menu with Naggy Girlfriend Wine Flight! [Big Hospitality]
Guess not everybody likes Reese! Who'da thunk!
Jake helps honor Larry McMurtry
ReplyDeleteAs someone who's life is wrapped up in books, reading the piece on Larry McMurtry brought tears to my eyes. His emotions about books and his love for them.
ReplyDeleteGlad to see that those who have brought his words and stories to life celebrated and honored him.
Great to see Jake part of a Larry M. tribute.
ReplyDeleteLOL, Special the Stephen Colbert look seems like one that Jake is sinking his teeth into. Just look at the smirk..hehe. I bet there is going to be a lot of poking fun at the repubs on this one. Sounds good to me.
Jake Black & Blue
ReplyDeleteYou can really see how much trouble they're having managing his cowlick in that People picture!
ReplyDeleteIsn't the people photo the same as the ones already posted here by special?
ReplyDeleteClick on one of three pictures here for a bigger view and you can see how they have shellacked it down, kind of like your mom used for your school pictures.
ReplyDeleteBet hair is right there in between takes combing and spraying it down into submission. That's a job and the humidity in SC I'm sure isn't helping either.
Memphis Principal Accused of Outing Gay Students
ReplyDeleteWhat happened to those students in Memphis is so awful. And you just know the real target of that list was probably just the gay students, and that they put straight ones on there as
ReplyDelete"cover". The whole thing has the smell of a witch hunt.
T R to wed Marc?
ReplyDeleteOnly been dating for 6 months and there's a 16 year age difference between them!
Re the Memphis principal- why did she feel compelled to out the kid to his mother? That is outrageous.
ReplyDeleteT R and Marc- slow down, guys! What's the rush?
Remember the Out Spotlight on Bishop Gene Robinson? Here's more news about him.
T R and Marc- slow down, guys! What's the rush?
ReplyDeleteMaybe its a shotgun wedding!
Maybe its a shotgun wedding!
ReplyDeleteSo who's pregnant? My money's on T R, because he's been looking a bit porky recently!
Aww, I wish TR and Marc happiness. Isn't 16 years OK, then? :D
ReplyDeleteThanks to whoever linked the Larry McMurtry story. I had tears in my eyes reading it too, particularly the Larkin extract and just the idea that Larry McMurtry would be moved by Larkin. It's wonderful. I knew I loved him as soon as I saw him in Oscars 2006 :D
Jake looks very suited to his role, I think :) Hair has been worse!
"Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely."
ReplyDeletePJ O'Rourke
^^ :)
ReplyDeleteIs Ted updating tonight?
ReplyDeleteI think the TR and Marc thing is a symbolic wedding, not the real deal. One of the most loved slash stories was "Del Mar Painting" and the age difference between the Jack and Ennis characters was about 16 years. Maybe 14, but real close anyway, so when I first read about TR and Marc, that story immediately came to mind. I literally cried when the author stopped writing, then closed up her journal. She later resumed writing but opened it only to select people. Too bad cause she was really talented.
ReplyDelete"The whole thing has the smell of a witch hunt."
ReplyDeleteI agree Destiny. This scenario seems pretty drastic for a simple case of too much PDA. Im sure there were many other compassionate not to mention professional options the principal could have used to deal with that situation.
"TR to Wed Marc?"
Hummm. Sounds good on paper. Real life is another story. I wish them all the best though.
From Ted:
ReplyDeleteDear Ted:
Is Toothy Tile's boyfriend a goose or a fish?
Brenda Sue
Sunset Beach, Calif.
Dear Neither:
He’s a fox.
Just so you know ... Sunset Beach is in San Diego. --Special
Dear Ted:
Oh, please! You must start using warning signs when you conjure up visual images such as this one: "Jake Gyllenhaal used to strut and stretch right next to Patrick Dempsey, me and Tobey Maguire, all at the same pumping station." What are you trying to do, give your readers heart palpitations or something similar a little lower down? Made my day!
Bob
New York City
Dear Gym Bunnies:
No prob, and feel free to write up some fan fiction of the four of us fellas, makes great reading material (and more).
Somebody please explain what Ted's answer to Bob means.
ReplyDeleteI think the first answer means TT & BF are still together.
Austin Nichols is the Grey Goose and a fish(surfer).
ReplyDeleteAustin Nichols is def. a FOX!
Move over, Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal, there's a new boring couple in town! These two had not one, but count 'em, TWO meals together in Miami over the weekend. Not only that, but salad was involved. Get the fuck out! Alert the press! Oh, wait.
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Yes, yes, yes, Austin is a fox indeed. I agree they must still be together based on this comment. There is still a boyfriend, thank god. Some days it's hard to keep the faith. Thank you Ted, I needed a bone to tide me over till Jake comes to his senses. And have a wonderful wedding too.
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fox
is Ted saying..becuase its not. he cant be thiking it..omg
Sorry no anons.
ReplyDeletemayybe ted means crazy like a fox or sly not wht i 1st thought. but is wierrd re fox today.
ReplyDeleteNot sure what your first thought was dcer. It is kind of as strange question and answer.
ReplyDeleteFox as in good-looking for sure; crazy to still be with Jake? Sly as in staying out of the public eye?
does anyone know what im talking abot? just y/n cos i dont wanna say more.
ReplyDeleteDCer, spill it out!
ReplyDeleteDCer - no idea what you are talking about, but would love to hear your theory so yes please spill ;)
ReplyDeleteok-someone in dc did pic of a fox thurs-fox has austy ears.call me crazzy.
ReplyDeletefox in henhouse/ fox in goose henhouse?
ReplyDeleteAh, we're all a little crazy here, so you'll fit right in :) ;)
ReplyDeleteI'd say fish is a CF reference. Fox is as it seems - foxy ;) CF is not the bf as we know.
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ReplyDeletemy first thought: fox means "foxy"... Ted thinks the BF is sexy... and I agree, it's good to know there's still a boyfriend, no more jake is celibate crap.
ReplyDeleteAnon, you aren't really feeling Ted.
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