Friday, June 20, 2008
Summertime...the living is easy
According published studies, today is the happiest day of the year. Because it's the solstice? That's That the Celtic beat LA? (sorry had to go there once) Longest amount of sunlight of the entire year? The first official day of summer for many? Or is it just because it's Austin Friday?
The perfect post to start the summer season... :)
ReplyDeleteOh yeah...
ReplyDeleteToo things that make me very happy: lots of sunlight, and Austin Fridays. Now if only I were on a beach somewhere, preferably with a view of Austin, it would truly be a perfect day.
ReplyDeleteGood morning, everyone. Gosh, it's great to have a day off. Been working about 2 weeks of frequent 10 hr days plus computer problems. Not only spending time @ work with Help Desks but then coming home and spending several nights on the phone with IT's as well. Couple that with a 9 yr old nephew & 8 yr old niece in town from Wichita and it's been a long drought from my I Tunes and reading the web like I would like. Oh well, love the niece & nephew, tho - wouldn't trade that.
ReplyDeleteJust finished seeing bits of an Errol Flynn movie on TCM - that man was so classicly (is that a word?) handsome. Hard to call a man on a b & w TV screen hot, but he was curl-my-toes screen eye-mesmerizing. Makes me think how different it was for stars back then - wonder how it was harder for them to appear "straight" only because it was less accepted then. And they didn't even have the tabloids, the tabloid TV shows, the internet, etc back then. Anthony Perkins was on the other night with Sophia Loren. He was fantastic looking when he was younger. I'm dating myself, I know. Most of you probably too young to know much of these guys. But wow - try watching The Seahawk or Adventures of Robin Hood - Great movies.
that man was so classicly (is that a word?) handsome
ReplyDeleteITA. Love those old movies.
And while I'm blabbering, I've got a question to throw out: What is the scientific theory on why on earth underwear always turn inside out when doing laundry? Has anyone else ever pondered this or is just me? I know; it's just me, isn't it? JerseyTom, is it just a female thing? Or does this happen to the guys as well? : )
ReplyDeleteI know, and what on earth does this have to do with Jake and Austin. Surely they do laundry as well? ; )
ReplyDeleteJake on the flight to London.
ReplyDeleteI could say the hood was up to avoid the diss he could have gotten for the Lakers losing to Celtics, but I know it was more about not wanting to get bugged.
Talking on the phone before taking off - who to? That have been a tall Texan who's away filming too? ; ) Or was it Chris still giving him grief about the series. Wonder what the bet was.
And Boston Celebrates
Prairie Girl said...
ReplyDeleteAnd while I'm blabbering, I've got a question to throw out: What is the scientific theory on why on earth underwear always turn inside out when doing laundry? Has anyone else ever pondered this or is just me? I know; it's just me, isn't it? JerseyTom, is it just a female thing? Or does this happen to the guys as well? : )
The underwear situation is one of lifes great mysteries PG. It drives me crazy. Speaking of underwear I am still not over those Beckham Pics. I sware I had a 105 degree fever all day yesterday. SOOOOOO HOTTTTTTTT!!!!
Special I love the last picture of Austin shirtless. I wonder who he is married to?????? Maybe Jake wears a matching one. We should keep our eyes open:-)
It's 68 degrees outside right now - got to get out & take a power walk w/the Ipod. You all will wish I was back at work by the time this day is over. Sorry to hog the webspace here - one more question, and if you turn it inside out before you put it in, does it come rightside out????? Really - I'm serious about this.
ReplyDeleteWhat a great looking parade, Spesh! :)
ReplyDeleteWhat is the scientific theory on why on earth underwear always turn inside out when doing laundry?
I have a theory on this (I have theories on lots of crazy stuff!). :) The more clothes you are washing in a load, the less likely it is that any article, including underwear, will turn inside out. It seems to me that when you are washing fewer clothes is when everything tends to turn inside out, because things are not so tightly packed. Not a scientific theory, just my own observations.
Thank you, Tom!! Glad I'm not alone in wondering of this great mystery.
ReplyDeleteThe more clothes you are washing in a load, the less likely it is that any article, including underwear, will turn inside out. It seems to me that when you are washing fewer clothes is when everything tends to turn inside out, because things are not so tightly packed.
ReplyDeleteYeah, I was afraid of that - makes sense. I am a loadpacker. Save water and all that, you know. Thanks, Wicked.
Oh my god, I love that top picture of Austin. Have not seen that one before. He looks incredibly fit. Forgot to mention yesterday that I was happy to see they toned down his "high hair" for his current role.
ReplyDeleteThe poster's tale of the flight to London with Jake made for good reading. I enjoy knowing what our boys are up to.
Also, someone asked yesterday about other Austin nude scens. He had that great one on Six Feet Under. Totally nude, having sex with Brenda. In fact, his breakthrough was the scene when he rode up on the bicycle the next day.
Speaking of underwear I am still not over those Beckham Pics.
ReplyDeleteDavid says he likes to wear the Armani undies because "it is comfortable. It’s masculine but it has that feminine side."
From Perez, excerpts from an interview with Jesse McCartney (a tween heartthrob)
ReplyDeleteWould you play a gay character?
Yeah. You know an actor is an actor and an actor in my opinion should be able to step up and play any role, whether it’s gay, straight, whatever. It’s all about becoming somebody else, that’s what I love about acting.
Is there another male actor you’d like to act with?
Definitely. I’d love to do something with Edward Norton or Phillip Seymour Hoffman. My ideal role is to play kind of like, a fucked-up druggy, like Leonardo DiCaprio in the Basketball Diaries.
Going back to the gay question – if you had to have a Brokeback Mountain style co-star, who would it be? Somebody your age?!
Mmmm… if I had to have a co-star my age (pauses for a while)… maybe Emile Hirsch? He’s a really good actor. And maybe Shia LaBeouf.
Wow, great Austin pics! Happy Austin Friday, and Summer Soltice, everyone.
ReplyDeletePrairieGirl, try turning them inside out first and then you should be all set when the washload is done! ;)
I totally agree, Anthonly Perkins, Erroll Flynn and those movie stars are amazing, I love to watch them. The guy who always curls my toes tho is Gregory Peck - what a face!
All this talk of laundry is a grim reminder of the mountains to be tackled tonight.
ReplyDeleteI love the old movie too, and I think some of the older actors had a lot more going for them than a lot of the stars we have now. I probably watch TCM more than any other channel.
I wonder what Jake is doing in London, I didn't think PoP was going to start filming until later in the summer, just in case there is a strike at the end of the month.
Mmmmm,yum to that last picture in particular,love the abs and the hip-bone contours (*fans self*) - and the wedding ring on the neck chain.....intriguing ;-D
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ReplyDeleteNo Anons - Special and Wicked delete 'em
ReplyDeleteHe's probably doing a fitting or a pre-shoot meeting with the director and cast (maybe early read-through). It doesn't sound like a long trip.
ReplyDeleteHis ring looks good around his neck but would look better on his finger.
ReplyDeleteNew Ted mention is like a little Windex for my rose colored glasses. Always could see through them, but now are just even more brighter.
ReplyDeleteNew Ted mention is like a little Windex for my rose colored glasses.
ReplyDeleteDoesn't negate the bearding.
Aw, rusty, let's try to enjoy our Ted anyway ...
ReplyDeleteAustin Friday's making me feel a bit chilly today - he looks so lovely, beachy and warm, while we (that's me and Jake) are so cold in London :D
Keep up with the great photos of
ReplyDeleteAustin. I wonder sometimes if
Austin takes roles because he needs the money or just because
he believes in the character? I
FINALLY got to see Full Count and
he did a great job. I am glad to
hear J&A are still in contact.
I did one load of laundry yesterday and one today. So I only
have one small one tomorrow. Then
I will be caught up. Everybody,
take care and have a great weekend! Good to hear from you,
Prairie Girl!
kacie.. having seen Austin's parents ranch (whatever you feel about hunting) and the fact that his father is a radiologist and they are very into water skiing (hardly a poor man's sport) I think its rather unlikely that Austin needs to do things purely for money. I think that the belief that Austin was some sort of ' poor texan waif' can be totally blown out of the water. Yes, he probably has to do things for his career, but he's not doing them for the money.
ReplyDeleteNew Ted mention is like a little Windex for my rose colored glasses. Always could see through them, but now are just even more brighter.
ReplyDeleteVery clever! I like that. Of course, Rusty, who here is wild about the bearding? But somehow, this Windex helps myself a little bit as well. Can't stay bent out of shape all the time, it's hard on the digestion.
Kacie!! Glad to hear from you as well. That laundry seems so long ago this morning; glad mine's done now. I would think/hope not that Austin's acting for the money. Shoot, he could've gone into a much more secure profession than that if he was just wanting financial security.
I was on YouTube earlier and found Austin in what I believe was a Mary Kate/Ashley movie clip. He looked awfully young. Then, there was some clip of him doing drinkshots with some college kids. Has anyone seen that one? Is that one for real or is it from a show? I'm not very familiar with Austin's work so I don't have a clue.
Prairie Girl the movie with Olsen twins in Holiday in the Sun. They cast him as one of their love interests. Read somewhere the girls aways got the pick and the say who played the BF's in their movies.
ReplyDeleteThe movie drinking shots is Utopian Society.
I hate to say this but isn't it obvious by now that either:
ReplyDelete1. Jake is not Toothy Tile.
2. Ted Casablanca is completely full of crap.
This newest blind vice by Ted is what is turning me solidly against this whole thing. Is he saying that Austin and Jake have been together all along? Domesticated? You're telling me that Jake and Austin are domesticated? And no one but Ted Casablanca knows this? No one has even hinted at this. No other gossip columists? Blogs? Tabloids? No one?
Also, what about Reese? Jake practically lives at her house now. He's seen going to and from her house by paps all the time. Austin is never seen coming to and from Jake's house. Never. Jake doesn't even live in gated community. He lives near Runyon Park out in the open. So how is it even possible?
Also Jake was on location filming South Carolina and before that New Mexico. There were sightings of Reese, but none of Austin. Not one.
It's one thing to say that he had a relationship with someone (Austin) and they are no longer together and then he hooked up with a woman to get the heat off. But Ted is saying that TT and GG are DOMESTICATING. As in living together or spending A LOT of time together in each others homes. Not past tense. Right now.
When was the last time these two were even in the same room together? Forteen months? Fifteen?
Re-reading some of your posts about past blind vices I was not aware of: there was one where Toothy Tile was doing coke. Doing coke? Jake? No way. That's not Jake.
Then he and Austin were planning on adopting kids together and the whole time Jake was dating Reese Witherspoon in secret. Does that make any sense? No way.
The more I learn about Toothy Tile, the less it sounds like Jake. Sorry. I mean no disrespect. It's just how I feel. I think Ted Casablanca is taking us for a ride here, either by lying about Jake or by leading us on that it's Jake (given his gay fan base), but knowing that it's not.
I honestly thought that Ted would go another route (given that he hasn't mentioned it in a while). I thought Ted would say that TT and GG broke up. The fact that he didn't has really got me thinking.
You want to know what I'm actually beginning to think? I think Ted is about to drop a major bombshell on all of us and say categorically that Jake IS NOT Toothy. That's what I think yesterday's blind vice was all about. He's setting it up. Because what he wrote yesterday is so far away from what we know to be true, that it's the only explanation I can think of.
Either way Toothy Tile is not Jake. Prepare yourselves.
What we know to be true?
ReplyDeleteGo back to your tabloids.
Isn't it funny someone who thinks Jake is gay based on what a gossip columnist says in a blind vice is telling me to go back to "my tabloids?"
ReplyDeleteMark my words. Ted is planning to pull the plug on this whole thing in order to save face.
Get ready.
Why do babblers care about Ted and Toothy Tile?
ReplyDeleteSpecial, what is Utopian Society? Or was Utopian Society; was it a show?
ReplyDeleteGet ready.
ReplyDeleteYou understand that Ted doesn't exist in a vaccuum right? Have you seen the way other tabloids talk about Star Magazine and the likes? Remember how ET was treated after they got the Angie giving birth story wrong.
Toothy Tile is Ted Casablanca's biggest, and most public, misfire. He knows this. Everyone knows this.
He has a reputation to uphold. This isn't just about satisified 20 or so fans.
What do you think other tabloids would say to the idea of Jake Gyllenhaal and Austin Nichols currently co-habitating and/or "domesticating?" Ted made them sound like one of those pathetic lovey dovey couples. He made them seem like they were inseparable.
Ted Casablanca WOULD GET LAUGHED AT. Like I wrote, I thought Ted would just go the route of saying that they had broken up. But that's not what he said.
You guys are celebrating, but you know that Jake and Austin aren't "domesticating." Also, I think you miss the bigger picture. The only explanation for that is that he's about to drop the hammer and say that Jake isn't TT.
Jake practically lives at her house now. He's seen going to and from her house by paps all the time.
ReplyDeleteAnd we know this, how?
We know this because paps and neighbors see him coming to and leaving from her house.
ReplyDeleteThey're always together.
When Jake was snapped running with his personal trainer a couple of weeks back through Santa Monica to and from Brentwood (Santa Monica and Brentwood are right next to each other), where do you think he was going?
ReplyDeleteTabatha, you've been writing the same old lame stuff for good on three years now. Ted doesn't lie, unlike you - that's why we like and admire him.
ReplyDeleteDon't feed the trolls
ReplyDeleteDon't feed the trolls
Don't feed the trolls
When Jake was snapped stopping at that restaurant in Brentwood, a couple of months back, to talk to Tobey Maguire where do you think he was going?
ReplyDeleteThat's not even mentioning the several times Jake and Reese have been photographed at the Brentwood Mart and/or various locales in Santa Monica together early in the AM. Why do you think they're up so early out and about? It's because he slept over. That's why.
That's not even counting all the times the paps see him entering her gated community or leaving. Why do you think the tabloids all talk about him practically living there? It's because that's what the paps are telling them.
Everyone knows this. Everyone.
So why would Ted write this now, after being silent about it ever since Jake and Reese came out as a couple?
It's because he's about to say "it ain't Jake G." That's why.
Get ready.
Isn't it funny someone who thinks Jake is gay based on what a gossip columnist says in a blind vice is telling me to go back to "my tabloids?"
ReplyDeleteGay rumors started when Jake was 10.
"He was always performing," remembers Crystal. "He would sing from South Pacific and we'd all go, 'He's gay, he's going to be gay.'"
Tabatha at 6:56 - Uh, call me crazy, but to his house, maybe?
ReplyDeleteMark my words. Ted is planning to pull the plug on this whole thing in order to save face.
Ha! Well, he sure got off to a great start last night with that BI, if that's what he's planning. /sarcasm>
I don't know why the Jake-is- Straight brigade is out in full force today, (yes I do.)
Hey, Tabatha, because you know so much, can I ask you why Jake never publicly said anything to honor Heath following his demise, when lots of HW people did, including Heath's ex-partners, Michelle and Naomi Watts? Also, has Jake seen his goddaughter lately?
ReplyDeleteAnd it is true that he and Michelle had a falling out?
Why do you think they're up so early out and about? It's because he slept over. That's why.
ReplyDeleteWell, this has given me pause, because you would think that, given his sexiness, she wouldn't let him out of bed until lunchtime at least. I always wonder why they are up and about so early, cuz believe me, if I were in his shoes, he'd barely make it out of bed ever. ;)
^^her shoes, sorry! ;)
ReplyDeleteYou know, I hate to encourage this drabble, but I'm going to gird up the courage to say one thing. I don't know Ted personally. But he stuck with this story for several years. Could've dropped it at any time. Then, the Reeke deal started and, yes, Ted talked the Kool-Aid talk for awhile. Then he went silent for the longest time and even I had my doubts. But then he brings it up again. He could've so easily let it just die and let TT be an embarrassing broken rung on his ladder. Why wouldn't he have just let it go?
ReplyDeleteAnd I don't see how anyone could look at these pictures of Reeke and honestly believe that's a real physical, romantic relationship? I'm sorry - not buying it. At all.
We know this because paps and neighbors see him coming to and leaving from her house.
Again, I ask and we know this how? Who personally here knows the neighbors and where are the pictures?
That's all I'm saying - I can't even believe I'm entertaining this babbling dribble with a comment.
So why would Ted write this now, after being silent about it ever since Jake and Reese came out as a couple?
ReplyDeleteI've wondered about this too - I think their people have gotten to him, they have to say positive stuff about JG & RW, be he can still talk about TT & GG to his heart's content, and I expect he will, because nobody is sure who it is, and nobody can complain.
d I don't see how anyone could look at these pictures of Reeke and honestly believe that's a real physical, romantic relationship? I'm sorry - not buying it. At all."
ReplyDeleteI completely agree. I mentioned Heath in my last post but I'm sure you all have seen pics of him and Naomi Watts when they were together? When she was sitting on his lapping and they were kissing? That's a couple. Even the shots of Jake with Kirsten when they were sharing a meal at a London restaurant and they were giggling and kissing--that's a couple too.
I see best girlfriends with Jake and Reese.
Am I the only one who is hoping to see Austin Nichols out and proud at a gay pride parade one day for real? There's something poignant about someone with a closeted boyfriend having to act when he's standing by a freedom flag with an equality sticker.
ReplyDeleteYou guys have to give it up.
ReplyDeleteIt's down right silly to think that the Paparazzi wouldn't know if Jake were sleeping over, much less "domesticating," at Austin's house. That's laughable (ironic given that it came from someone named HA!). He's not the invisible man. Jake is very famous. Z-listers get hounded by the paps in LA. Jake would have been followed there and this would have been printed everywhere. The fact that it isn't strongly suggests that it doesn't happen, except in the minds of those who wish that it does.
Jake and Austin haven't been seen together, much less photographed together in more than a year.
Jake is seen frequently at Reese's house. She's seen at his. They're photographed in the morning together. They're photographed going out at night.
When she's on location, there are sightings of him with her. When he's on location, there are sightings of her with him.
If Ted Casablanca says that they TT and GG are "domesticating" it's because Jake isn't Toothy.
It's over people. As much as it hurts, it's over.
I see best girlfriends with Jake and Reese.
ReplyDeleteJust girlfriends. Best girlfriends would never look awkward around each other.
If Ted Casablanca says that they TT and GG are "domesticating" it's because Jake isn't Toothy.
ReplyDeleteTed Casablanca says that Reeke is fake as a three dollar bill.
You guys are fooling yourselves. I honestly find it shocking that people still think that Jake and Austin even have contact with one another. You know, there's discretion and then there's invisibility.
ReplyDeleteI wish all of you luck with your endeavors, I honestly do. It's nice to dream. Dreaming is good. It keeps us pure in our hearts. Stay gold, ponyboy, stay gold.
But I will leave with this:
Don't be surprised when Ted comes back and says that Jake isn't Toothy. He looks like a fool, and no one likes to look like a fool.
When Ted bails, what will you have then?
Tabatha,
ReplyDeleteEven if Ted is wrong about Jake being gay/bi (Toothy Tile is obviously meant to be about Jake--otherwise you wouldn't be in here attempting to feverishly and homophobically defend Jake's heterosexual honor), it's clear that he and Austin are friends and have been friends for a long while. They may not see each other every day but they are friends--that's a fact. Also, do remember that not every minute of Jake's life is caught on camera--I'm sure there are lots of minutes where he has seen other people BESIDES Reese, like his mother, father, godparents, sister, niece, best friend Chris and countless other people who are not caught on camera.
Jake was friends with Austin for a long while until they got photographed together for the first time (November 2005). And he's friends with lots of other people with whom he hasn't been photographed.
I didn't know... Austin made the Emmy's nomination ballot.
ReplyDelete069 Austin Nichols
as John Monad
John From Cincinnati
http://cdn.emmys.tv/ballots/performers/performers.pdf
:)
ReplyDeleteTed is full of crap. Everyone knows this. Ted is getting ready to save himself.
You guys are suckers for believing him.
Well, Tabatha, we'll see what ultimately happens. Either way, it's fine with me, but if there is a relationship between J&A, it shouldn't have to be hidden, and it should be celebrated just as much as a straight relationship would be. If you are secure in your convictions, you wouldn't need to go and try to convince posters at other blogs.
ReplyDeletecurious,
ReplyDeleteFriends hang out. They're not friends. They haven't been seen together, or sighted together in over a year.
My guess. Jake and Austin got sick and tired of people calling them gay. They decided to stop hanging out with each other.
There's nothing homophobic about the truth.
Wow, Tabatha, you've read the Outsiders - good for you! There's hope for you yet.
ReplyDeleteEngaging and reasoning just increases the amount of preaching of non- toothiness.
ReplyDeleteWe are here doing our thing, we don't need to be saved or enlightened. There are other places for non Toothy believers to go. I think you will find them maybe not as fun as here, but more to your thinking.
Hey, Tabatha, because you know so much, can I ask you why Jake never publicly said anything to honor Heath following his demise, when lots of HW people did, including Heath's ex-partners, Michelle and Naomi Watts? Also, has Jake seen his goddaughter lately?
ReplyDeleteAnd it is true that he and Michelle had a falling out?
A falling out? Where did you hear that?
No one ever mentions why Jake kept mum and didn't pay tribute. Personally his silence didn't bother me so much like his shopping sprees with Reese and that he seemed not to care.
What's the deal with that?
Tabatha,
ReplyDeleteAustin IS a friend of Jake's--that's a fact. They both could very well be uber hetero--but it doesn't eclipse the fact that they ARE friends and have been for a long while. Ted could be wrong about them being lovers but they're definitely buddies. And yet, you don't even WANT them to be linked as buddies, which tells me that underneath your bravado, you fear that Ted could be right. Because why would you be SO intimidated by Jake and Austin's real friendship that you have to come on here and defend Jake's heterosexuality while diminishing and disparaging Jake and Austin's real friendship? Or is Jake not allowed to have any other friends other than Chris?
Babblers are so concerned about us.
ReplyDeleteLOL
You guys have to give it up.
ReplyDeleteNo we don't. Sorry, but you don't get to tell other people what to do or believe. Say you're right and Ted does rule out Jake as Toothy. What do you care if we were fooled?
DO NOT FEED THE TROLLS
ReplyDeleteDO NOT FEED THE TROLLS
DO NOT FEED THE TROLLS
DO NOT FEED THE TROLLS
DO NOT FEED THE TROLLS
Looks like the "It's time to move on" poster is back.
ReplyDeleteSorry Spesh, I couldn't resist handing the troll a little alfalfa and a sugar cube - but I won't feed them anymore. ;)
ReplyDeleteMan, whatever, Tabitha.
ReplyDeleteWhat prompted this big water balloon, anyway? Geeezz.
You know, whatever happens, I choose to believe what I want to believe. And if it all turns out to not be, then so be it. Wouldn't be the first time I was wrong about something.
DO NOT FEED THE TROLLS
DO NOT FEED THE TROLLS
I know better. But it's hard sometimes, ya know?
But Tabitha, you seem awfully passionate about something you yourself don't have 1st privy to. Just like some of us. No need to drop the big water balloon on a good time today.
I didn't know... Austin made the Emmy's nomination ballot.
ReplyDeleteExcuse my ignorance, does it mean that Austin could be nominated for the Emmy award?
Excuse my ignorance, does it mean that Austin could be nominated for the Emmy award?
ReplyDeleteTOTALLY YEAH!
Say you're right, Tabitha. Say Jake is not TT. Ted is well aware that many, many people think Jake is TT and have thought that for a long time. If Ted were to rule Jake out as TT, that would do a lot to destroying his credibility. It would not save his face at all. If Ted wants to get rid of people thinking Jake is Toothy, he has to get rid of Toothy entirely. They are inextricably linked. Instead, Ted mentions TT gratuitously in a BI about someone else. I think that trying to deny that Jake is the person that Ted Casablanca is referring to when he talks about Toothy Tile is ridiculous. You don't have to believe that Ted is correct but it is clear that Ted is indicating Jake when he talks about this BI.
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ReplyDeleteJerseytb/Tom said...
ReplyDeleteThere may be ways that Ted would be able to save face if he wants to but ruling Jake out as Toothy would be ridiculous and make him look very very bad. I will be shocked if that happened. I agree with Wicked totally.
I also think that the paps have lost interest in tracking down Jake and Austin. At this point reeke inc is what most interests folks and certainly makes more money. Austin wont be on the cover of Us. Reese will. Young women love male-female relationships. They are the one who buy the mags. Of course a pic of Jake and Austin could make a lot of money selling them to 360.
As far as I can tell the paps are no longer interested in Jake at all unless he's with Reese. It's all about how Reese has moved on from her no-good cheating ex-husband. That's what the magazines are selling.
ReplyDeleteNothing like pictures of Austin, and one in which he is wearing a ring around his neck to boot, to stir up the trolls and/or babblers. Then add a dash of Ted and TT. The chemistry is so intense that they can sense it from several blogs away.
ReplyDeleteIt's all about how Reese has moved on from her no-good cheating ex-husband.
ReplyDeleteThe day last week I think it was when it became official (for about the 3rd time) her & Ryan were divorced, I googled this bit of news. It was amazing to scroll down the line of "related articles" and see how frequently the stories started out with how Reese is now involved in a new relationship with Jake. She's "moved on". She's got a new man now. It was amazing. And it dawned on me that this was how it was all planned to be. When the tabloids all trumpeted how their marriage was over and he was now in a new relationship with Abbie C, Reese was "not hurting" because by gosh, she was sporting a new accessory. The stage had been set and her pride was spared.
Realize this is kinda' late to the Babble discussion, but concerning all those "sightings" of Jake in Brentwood/Santa Monica? And early in the mornings?
ReplyDeleteAustin lives in Santa Monica.
You do the math.
Geez Louise, where did this Tabitha come from. PR must be majorly worried about something.
ReplyDeleteTed has had ample opportunities to say it's not Jake. You know he received tons of is it Jake queries when the Toothy saga was at its hottest, but he said he would never reply yes to those that guessed correctly.
Google turned up a new book today called "Hollywod Babylon: It's back." Purports to dish on the Jake is gay among other tales. I'm not ready to shell out 24.95 to buy it but maybe that's why all the commotion today.
Speaking of Ted, did you see his latest video today. In the last scene he is in his undies.Like David Beckham undies.
Why is OMG wasting debating energy on jeffpuim?
ReplyDeleteHe's still wrong. Still completely wrong. Thinks if he shouts us down it'll change the reality.
Rock Hudson said it all: "In Hollywood, you can keep a mistress, or a boyfriend, maybe both. You can go gay, -bi, or pan-sexual. Just don't tell anybody, and don't get caught."
ReplyDeletetable of contents of the book:
Those Bisexual Rumours About Jake Gyllenhaal, McConaughey & Armstrong. Call It a “Bro-Mance”
book: Hollywood Babylon
more about the book:
ReplyDelete"Hollywood Babylon: It's Back!," by Darwin Porter and Danforth Prince.
The salacious fun never stops in this overflowing plate of hot Hollywood dish. Who did Nancy Reagan dally with when she was still Nancy Davis? Answer: Marlon Brando, Milton Berle, Spencer Tracy, Yul Brynner, Peter Lawford, Frank Sinatra, and Clark Gable. So much for "Just Say No." From the first chapter, "Well-Hung Hollywood," to the last, "The Saga of Tom Cruise, et al." - speculating on queer content in the lives of Cruise, Jake Gyllenhaal, Ewan McGregor, and Ronald Reagan Jr. - authors Porter and Prince deliver a torrent of scandalous vignettes. Winston Churchill's one-night stand with actor Ivor Novello; Pope Paul VI's fellatio on an unwilling but accommodating Marcello Mastroianni; James Cagney's seduction of World War II hero-turned-actor Audie Murphy - these are just few of the hundreds and hundreds of believe-it-or-not gossip nuggets compiled by the indefatigable authors. This monumentally exhaustive collection of sins, foibles, failings, and sexual adventures is the ultimate guilty pleasure - and publisher Blood Moon pledges that it's merely volume one.
link
Article about Hollywood's Farmer's Market
ReplyDeleteHollywood Farmer's Market
Mr. Ha's apples. If you ever hear someone in LA really raving about how amazing an apple tastes, it's a good bet that they got it from his farm. Once I watched Mr. Ha hand feeding slices of different apples into Jake Gyllenhaal's mouth. It was, umm, strange.
Wonder if the man in the big straw hat was along that day too?
Pope Paul VI's fellatio on an unwilling but accommodating Marcello Mastroianni
ReplyDeleteI want this book!
Hey SODA POP, me too! I was surprised that the Troll had read something as moving and iconic as "The Outsiders"! All hail to Susie Hinton!
ReplyDeleteYou know,I always thought Jake and Heath had a touch of the Johnnycake and Dally about them,what say you? ;-/