From the home offices of Anaheim and Orlando.
The Top Ten Real Reason Prince of Persia is Delayed until 2010.
10 . Outfitting an entire Persian army in puffy pants takes time.
9. Toy production behind on the My Pretty Prince Long and Luscious Locks Style Center and the Sands of Times Light up Saber Sword action pack.
8. So many hookahs so little time.
7. Not wanting to look like everyone else in Hollywood Jake said no to Ken Paves hair extension and production is slowing while he grows his own hair out.
6. Despite the training, the stretching, the flexibility coach, Jake has not mastered the Steve Segal split kick yet.
5. Waiting for Zac Elfron to agree to join the rest of the cast of High School Musical in the spectacular musical number at the Palace.
4. After originally agreeing to wax his chest, Jake changes his mind after being home between productions. Now all hair must be removed in post by CGI.
3. Missed Comic Con by that much.
2. Legal wrangle over if "Prince Dastan more than meets the eye" ripped off the Transformers theme song.
and No. 1.
Too busy watching The Informers trailer to shoot.
No. 1.
ReplyDeleteToo busy watching The Informers trailer to shoot.
The truth comes out.
I really can't stand Austin's hair in this trailer!
ReplyDelete9. Toy production behind on the My Pretty Prince Long and Luscious Locks Style Center and the Sands of Times Light up Saber Sword action pack.
ReplyDeleteLOL! Altho this belongs in the top 5 not #9. The toys are THE most important thing! Whats the Happy Meal toys gonna be, bobblehead Jakes?
Too busy watching The Informers trailer to shoot.
ReplyDeleteToo spent watching the Informers trailer and shooting.
I'm not crazy about Austin's hair in the trailer either. Just once I'd like to see him in a movie with a nice, contemporary hairstyle.
ReplyDeleteAustin looks to me like his hair doesn't grow long, it grows tall. Like Marge Simpson hair.Tall Texas Hair!
ReplyDeleteWho would tell Jake not to lose the fur? ; )
ReplyDeleteHilarious. You outdid yourself today.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if the delay means Jake keeps the long hair and muscles another year.
Been thinking about those baby pigs. Wonder whos been taking care of them & if the kids got attached to them & if they ever see them or if it was just spur of the moment pet to be forgotton and discarded.
ReplyDeleteI bet someones living in the Ojai house fulltime like RW's parents and its not the Reeke Love Nest like it was supposed look like to the People/OK/US buying public.
Too busy watching The Informers trailer to shoot.
ReplyDeleteJust rearrange the words a little and you have.
Too busy with someone from The Informers in the trailer on the shoot.
Now which one do you think I really wanted to post.
:-D
ReplyDeleteI wonder if the delay means Jake keeps the long hair and muscles another year.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if the delay means Jake keeps the beard another year.
Wasn't the Awful Truth supposed to update today?
ReplyDeleteYeh on Tues but its only 8:30 am in the west. You think Ted gets up that early?!
ReplyDeleteUsually Ted's Tues column is up on Mon night.
ReplyDeleteAnother interesting Washington Post article about the Beijing Games
ReplyDelete6. Despite the training, the stretching, the flexibility coach, Jake has not mastered the Steve Segal split kick yet.
ReplyDeleteBet the Prince Dastan Action Figure will be able to.
I thought Austins hair looked kind of cool actually. It made him stand out. Definately a different look for him. Looks like he will go back to his normal look for Prayers for Bobby.
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ReplyDeleteHi everybody!! Miss ya! Oh man, that was good. Puffy pants! How bout a puffy shirt? (But I don't wanna be a pirate!!)
ReplyDeleteMy favorite, of course, # 1
One thing kind of puzzles me; for one being so dark haired, Jake either purposely stays out of the sun or has no interest in tanning. He strikes me as someone who would easily tan. Lookit those legs - they're as pale as that concrete behind them. And unshaven. I dunno about that either. The boy needs some sun - even if it's fake. They make some great products now that look pretty realistic. I just never see guys around here who shave their legs. What does that mean? Or am I just out of the loop yet again, lol?
Anybody notice how much he looks like Colin Ferrell right now with his long hair? He looks good in this pic. LOL, why's he look so much better when she's not around??
And unshaven. I dunno about that either
ReplyDeleteOops, meant shaven! Giminy's what is wrong with my fingers and my head.
^ Waxes honey. Waxes. How'd you think he gets 'em so smooth. ; )
ReplyDeleteOne word for that - OUCH!
ReplyDelete^It only hurts the first couple times then you get used to it.
ReplyDeleteIt only hurts the first couple times then you get used to it.
ReplyDeleteNow admit. How many will be going for the Prince Dastan action figure from this group?
ReplyDeleteIt only hurts the first couple times then you get used to it.
ReplyDeleteAction figure? I want one where the hair grows and the doll cries and pees.
ReplyDeleteand anatomically correct
ReplyDeletea blow-up doll for some real action!
ReplyDeleteyeh a life size anatomically correct blow up doll. thats what I want!
ReplyDeleteI have the action figure already. ; )
ReplyDeleteI would probably get an action figure, if I could do it without having to buy a burger.
ReplyDeleteStrange that Ted still doesn't have a new column up.
Destiny, I'm sure there will be tons of things with Prince Dastan. Lunchbox, Stuffed Toy, Action Figures, Shirts, Pillowcase, Cereal, and of course Prince Dastan the Halloween costume
ReplyDeleteI am never going to hear the end of it if I start bring Prince Dastan things home. :-D
ReplyDeleteThose shaved legs look just like the ones that were wrapped around Austin's neck. I'll be darn.
ReplyDeleteBlimey.. just when you thought certain sites were pro-reeke
ReplyDeletehas another worm turned?
It depends on whose posting over there, this is a post from yesterday about the engagement rumors, it's pro and a different person:
ReplyDeletehttp://socialitelife.celebuzz.com/archive/2008/08/04/reese_jake_deny_engagement_but_we_refuse_to_listen.php
Harvey was never pro.
I've always thought Socialite's Life ran hot and cold on Reeke.
ReplyDeleteReese shops again
ReplyDeleteShe just won't learn that those big clunky necklaces and bags do nothing for her.
ReplyDeleteFantastic post! The kind that makes me feel good about not being able to come here during the day. If I could, I wouldn't have been able to stay away today!
ReplyDeleteThose shaved legs look just like the ones that were wrapped around Austin's neck. I'll be darn.
Well Tom, I much prefer your explanation to the one I got aeons ago, namely that he did it when he rode his... forget it, both explanations suddenly seem to fit pretty nicely indeed!
I really can't stand Austin's hair in this trailer!
Come on, who's gonna watch that movie for Austin's hair, hmmmm? :D
Blimey! (as London would say) I forgot to wish the happiest birthday of all to Princess Tink yesterday! Does she still hold court for latecomers like me?
Very funny comments from everybody. God knows I needed those late-night laughs today. :)
Ted has a new look!!
ReplyDeletenothing about tt. but ted gives answer to a blind vice. faye dunaway is sheila muff driver.
ReplyDeleteHey Frenchy! That blimey above wasn't me :D
ReplyDeleteI forgot to wish Tink a happy birthday too, and haven't seen Ted yet - so little time.
http://www.nypost.com/seven/08062008/gossip/pagesix/sightings_123167.htm
ReplyDeleteJust another made up sighting.
ReplyDeleteRe: the Reese shopping pictures. Actually, I think she looks great in these pictures - sharp. Crisp and stylish (well, not a fan of the necklace, but anyways), being perfectly serious. Why on earth does she always look better when she's on her own? And why does he always look better when he's on his own? When they're together, they don't seem to make the effort to look good for each other. It stumps me.
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