Am I on speaker phone? Ok good, now you just listen and drive I'll do all talking.
We have some good news and some bad news. Well you know that Jake is in Morocco working, and you've been seen around town with Atticus instead. Yeah yeah good coverage. Well Atti has come down with tail drop and got a little crazy with some "Paw"ty mix and is spending some down time out away from the cameras.
Now don't worry, don't worry, we've gotten this taken care of.
Think strong, rugged, sharp chiseled features, big, totally makes you look like the tiny wisp of a thing you are, well known worldwide, instantly recognizable. Sounds good right?
Won't say much. Will go along with anything. Use to all the cameras, believe me.
Sounds perfect don't worry. Now go, go get ready. Think fun fabulous fearless. Maybe a little Sporty Spice.
Jake? Jake's fine with this, actually he suggested it.
Just meet at the usual meet up place we use around 10:30 do little stroll and then you can go. It'll get picked up for the 3 o'clock east coast media deadline, promise you'll get three mentions, yes yes the movie too and we'll throw Jake's name. Later. (click, dial tone)
"Scarlett?!? Well I thought you were gonna be taller."
"And if you had a hand I wouldn't need this would I?"
"And if you had a hand I wouldn't need this would I?"
“Scientist dislikes Jake Gyllenhaal
ReplyDeleteAugust 26, 2008
My friend Roisin sent me this an article that was published in the journal Blood. Check out the first line.
“In clinical hematology, von Willebrand factor (VWF) is a bit like the actor Jake Gyllenhaal: we care about him because of who clings to his arm rather than for any inherent quality.”
Now there’s an abstract analogy! Why does the author have this thing against Mr. Gyllenhaal?”
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Blood Journal – original article
Von Willebrand's is a blood clotting disorder, you have a difficult time clotting and are a bleeder, more common and milder than hemophilia.
ReplyDeleteNew place for Reese to shop.
ReplyDeleteUn Jake Pour Vous
OMG - hilarious, love the strong, rugged, chisled features. ;)
ReplyDeleteA belated congrats to Matt Mitcham for his gold medal win, and that his partner Lachlan could share in what must have been an amazing moment.
And Candice Cayne in Sunday's Out Spotlight is just stunningly beautiful!
PG, come up to visit us in Boston anytime, maybe there'll be a OMG/TB get together for Brothers or something. :)
Looks like R could use some casters or a dolly or some wheels to drag that big lug around. There's a big, empty space on Easter Island where you used to be, Rocky! ;)
ReplyDeleteLOL. All she needs now are some pu-pu platters and drinks with little umbrellas.
ReplyDeletemaybe there'll be a OMG/TB get together for Brothers or something. :)
ReplyDeleteI thought that was going to be in NY and NG and her husband are coming from Norway!
Somebody saw Jake in Marrakech
ReplyDeleteOne of the commenters saw Jake and Reese. Jake is allegedly looking hot. Probably in more ways than one!
Nearly half of LA saw Reeke drinking coffee.
ReplyDeleteExactly :)
ReplyDeleteThat Blood Journal just goes to show what the Reeke campaign has done for Jake: the people who didn't know who he was before now think of him as Reese's arm candy.
In Blood,it's a letter about another paper in that issue. Scientists try to sex stuff up to look cool and hip. They also title their papers with bad puns. We're more about Donnie Darko than who's he's dating. Who cares.
ReplyDeleteGood morning!
ReplyDeleteExcellent song choice, a little Simon & Garfunkle. And excellent picture. How do you all do that? A new frontier to try in the future.
A botanical garden. It looks beautiful. Good to see Jake taking in the sights. But, man, in 95-105 degree heat? This ol' gal is past those days; can't tolerate that kind of heat unless I'm inside a mall, lol!
netb, of course, your name would indicate you, too, are a NE-er. How super - Boston, where Field of Dreams had a scene at the great Fenway Park. "Go the Distance". And where Destiny went this past weekend with her friend. Beantown, land of brick cobbled streets. Land of Carlton Fisk & Dwight Evans. Could just do a big NE tour, would be awesome.
I looked @ that video of Avongal and Atticus. No words necessary. She sure didn't seem to mind the paparazzi that time, did she? Why have her & Jake, at so many other times, acted like the paps were a bright, blinding beacon of sunlight in their cave-dwelling eyes, for gosh sakes?
"Un Jake Pour Vous." The high end boutique's mission is to help women turn their current boyfriend into their own personal Jake Gyllenhaal.
ReplyDeleteCute! :)
Why have her & Jake, at so many other times, acted like the paps were a bright, blinding beacon of sunlight in their cave-dwelling eyes, for gosh sakes?
ReplyDeleteDrama darling drama
I think the fact that a bunch of so-called science nerds are joking about Jake's current status says a a lot.
ReplyDeleteOT, there has been some criticism of the way the media has "inned" Matthew Mitcham:
Olympic coverage
I am really bothered by this. If he was straight you would have heard about how his girlfriend was watching, and how people raised money so she could go to the Olympics, etc. Not only is it homophobic to cater to the bigots like that, it reinforces the stereotype that there are only straight atletes when you cover up the openly gay athletes.
i thought going on a walk meant it was time for me to have fun. now its all about reese multi-tasking. if you wanna exercise do it without me next time. and hey watch those big dramatic hand gestures, they pull up on the measly 5 inch of leash you so generously give me. 'course, you don't notice that i'm choking, you don't care, you self-centered self-absorbed bitch. i tried to show the camera people how dead i feel inside when i'm around you, hope they caught it in my eyes.
ReplyDeleteI guess I never noticed how much speculation there was about Ian Thorpe after the 2004 Olympics and the persistent rumors.
ReplyDeleteIan Thorpe keeps quiet on new love
week later
Thorpe tells of new girl
Dear Ted:
ReplyDeletePlease don't be like Toothy himself when asked a tough question. Just give a simple answer. A yes or no will do. No beating around the bush or skirting the issue. Is there a Baby Tile?
—Tom, Mt. Laurel
Dear Gay Shooter:
Yes.
Tom. You did you it again!!
ReplyDeleteWicked, you may have to make drive up to NJ to pick Tom off the floor.
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ReplyDeleteWow Tom! I think we all need to take lessons from you in how to write to Ted. Or maybe he prefers answering letters from the boys. ;)
ReplyDeleteNow we have an answer no one can interpret any other way. But what the heck does he mean by gay shooter?
As opposed to straight shooter? Tom asked a very direct question, and asked for a very direct answer, and he got it! :)
ReplyDeleteshoot: to ejaculate?
ReplyDelete'gay shooter': Toothy having the baby with his boyfriend?
Criminetlys. What an eye opener to come home to. Talk about shooters, I about shot out a fountain of Citris Green Tea from my mouth, lol!! Tom, was that you, the question extraordinaire?
ReplyDeleteI'm I'm in shock. Wow.
I've got to walk on this one. Geez, just popped in for a few minutes. Speechless.
Hey, What I got off track of, the reason I got on here was to put in an endorsement for Mama Mia, which I just got back from seeing. What a fun movie. Pierce Brosnan's horrid singing aside, it was a blast. But then I'm an ABBA fan. If you're not at all an ABBA fan, wouldn't suggest it to you. I hummed just about every single one. Need to go get the soundtrack. Oh. And Special? Plenty of wet shirt shots & even a glimpse of the moon from Mr Colin Firth. Ah shoot. I about slid outta my seat on him in his white shirts. He can rock a white shirt like nobody's business.
I've got to go out & walk. Sweat it out.
I wonder if the other letters in Ted's post after the Baby Tile letter are meant to point towards TT. One is from a Chris in Texas, and another comes from Austin, Texas. Then there is the way Ted addresses the writers of the remaining letters: "Duh" "G.G. Hooked" "Nomance" and "Only Hers Counts".
ReplyDeleteHe addresses the letters before TT to "Sip" and "Save the Bat".
Tom, we are not worthy :) Truly.
ReplyDeleteHa, I love today's post :)
I just texted Tom. He said, "No friggin' way!" I texted back, "WAY!" I don't know what to think.
ReplyDeleteIf you haven't watched the video of Matt Mitcham going into the stands and kissing his boyfriend after the medal ceremony, I strongly suggest you do. It is too sweet.
"Sip he's ihle" -- doesn't that sound like Toothy tile with a lisp?
ReplyDeleteJinx Thomas another name to add to the list of stuff in the address category.
Tom said he just sent that this weekend.
ReplyDeleteHow, oh how, am I going to deal with Tom after this?
ReplyDeleteHe will make you walk three steps behind him now Wicked.
ReplyDeleteand carry all of his stuff.
ReplyDeleteon your head.
Wicked,is the video of Matt going into the stands available online? I don't recall seeing him do that in the video linked over the weekend.
ReplyDeleteAnd thanks for the information abou the letter, I was wondering when Tom wrote it, I thought maybe it was an old one.
Ted's post is a mixed bag for me. I can't help focusing on Only Hers Counts--that is clearly a jab about the recent attempts to pass off Reese's kids as Jake's family, and for me sums up everything that is wrong about what is going on.
Wicked,is the video of Matt going into the stands available online?
ReplyDeleteClick the link you gave at 1:46 and scroll down. It's on that page.
Amazing Tom et al!! What do y'all think of this for realz... is Ted in his sweet way implying some meaning in the word "Yes" that we don't know?!? :D
ReplyDeleteNo, there's no two ways about it, that answer, that I can see. Direct and to the point: Is there a BT? Yes. No ambiguity at all.
ReplyDeleteDestiny, thanks so much for the link to the highlights of Matthew M's dives. Wow, that was just incredible. Loved his waves to the camera. What body control. What a body. Oops, sorry. I want to know when the Matthew Mitcham 2009 calendar's coming out. I think I'm headed to Australian men.com to check out the guys over there. They are churning them out. And I love the way they call each other "mate." He is flat out adorable.
ReplyDeleteSounds like NBC took some criticism for not mentioning he was gay? I'm not sure how to react to that. I think it's huge for him to win and absolutely fantastic for him to be open. I'd like to think it's a good thing. How irritating was it when the networks would constantly point out the ethnicity of an NFL quarterback? Like that affected his play? On one hand, it's great that Matthew's diving stood on itself. He'd probably rather not have his sexuality be the 1st question out of an interviewer's mouth. On the other hand, it was groundbreaking because 1) where it happened, China, one of the most oppressive countries there is and 2) sexual orientations are still pretty taboo in sports, pro and amateur. So it's nice to know that he is out there & has no hesitation about it. He's an inspiration to other gay athletes.
In principle I think it'd be great! I just hope BT is getting good parenting from somebody.
ReplyDeleteSuppose li'l BT is in Morocco?
only ambiguity i see is if baby has been born yet. it could still be in the oven.
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ReplyDeleteOh oh, anon, you better fix your post, you're going to get smacked on the knuckles!!
ReplyDeleteTed doesn't say whether baby Tile is born or not. Boy, he's really getting the comments. Where is the Only Hers Counts? I don't see that article. Or is it a comment?
And reading alot of those comments, boy, alot of them are now doubting Jake as TT. Why? Just because of Reese? Man, give me a break.
ReplyDeleteHow long has Austin been laying low? I guess this could explain that. I just don't know. You know, I would hope BT is still in the oven. Because I'd hate to think BT is with Austin and Jake has been spending all this time filming everywhere, NM, NC, and Morrocco, not to mention spending so much horrendous time with the Avonlady. That just wouldn't be right.
I'm just stunned tho. Ted just laid it right out there. Is this the kind of pressure Ted was hinting at, telling TT not to push him too far?
re: still in the oven - tom you gotta ask for us !! :-D
ReplyDeletere: still in the oven - tom you gotta ask for us !! :-D
ReplyDeleteI think the fact that a bunch of so-called science nerds are joking about Jake's current status says a a lot.
ReplyDeleteDestiny, one scientist his bad analogy does not say a lot to me.
The other blog was just mentioning the article and didn't seem to have any issue with Jake.
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Wow, just like a bugzapper. Anon, you were too slow, lol!
WOOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteTom, love your new avatar!
ReplyDeleteNow the question about Baby T is does he have his Daddy's ears? Or his Papa's eyes? Either way he must be just too cute.
ReplyDeleteI really dont think there is any pun in Teds answer. I asked if there was a BT yes or no. He said yes. I think gay shooter is saying that gay men can be fathers of thier own children. Ex: Ricky Martin, Clay Aiken, and Toothy Tile and/or Grey Goose.
ReplyDeletePR girl. I got Philly covered for you.
Obviously Ted has connections. What does Ted hope to accomplish by forcing Jake to come clean? I wish Ted would release the name of the surrogate mother, and what hospital the child was born in. I also would like to see a picture of the baby and the birth certificate. If Ricky M. can annouce that he's a father, why can't Jake?
ReplyDeleteSK: Now the question about Baby T is does he have his Daddy's ears? Or his Papa's eyes? Either way he must be just too cute.
ReplyDeleteWhat if SHE has her Daddy's ears and her Papa's eyebrows?!
He or She will no doubt have an amazing smile!
ReplyDeleteThanks Wicked, I didn't look at the videos on the site I linked to (looking sheepish).
ReplyDeleteI think Ted wants to see Jake do the right thing and acknowledge his child rather than trying to pass himself off as Ava and Deacon's new dad. Ted probably feels like Jake really stepped over the line promoting his "family" vacation in Paris. And I do think Baby Tile is out of the oven.
Gosh, Trina, at this moment anyway, Ricky Martin doesn't have alot on his professional agenda like Jake does. Jake has some major flicks on the chalkboard. Ricky? Well, he had Livin La Vida Loca, but that was how many years ago? I don't know. I don't see Jake coming out for awhile, but who knows?
ReplyDeleteBorders report! I had a 30% off cd coupon & I am right now listening to BBM soundtrack. Oh, it gives me chills to hear that violin intro (or whatever instru. that is) and then to hear Willie Nelson almost makes me start bawling because that comes at the end and we all know what happened at the end.
Anyway, back to subj, they have some major dvd deals. These are very sharply priced for $11.99: Robin Hood (Errol Flynn), Meet Me in St Louis, 7 Brides for 7 Bros, Dr. Zhivago, Maltese Falcon, Right Stuff, Green Mile, My Fair Lady, and alot others. 11.99!!!!
Tom, you live in Philly, is that what you're sayin? How come you're called JerseyTom? My train is getting wonderfully longer & longer! Anyone wants to jump on, let's go!
Howard had Mike get to the game so here's how it goes... Each week Mike Walker calls in with four gossip stories. Three of the stories are from his National Enquirer gossip column. One of the stories is false. Everyone tries to pick out the false story. The stories will appear in Mike's gossip column each week after he plays with Howard. Here are this week's stories:
ReplyDelete1. Jake Gyllenhaal broke down in tears after speaking to Reese Witherspoon because she wasn't bringing her kids to visit him on the set of Prince of Persia. He's fallen in love with her kids and was upset he wasn't going to see them.
2. Katy Perry got into a cab and heard her song come on the radio so she stated to sing along. The cab driver eventually pulled over and told her to get out.
3. Jenny Garth demanded that she and Shannon Dougherty get paid as much as Tori Spelling in the new 90210 show since Tori used to get more on the old 90210. Jenny put out a press release about the issue and said that she thinks that Tori should be paid the same as she and Shannon.
4. Cher took a shuttle bus to a show she was going to and no one bothered her for an autograph or even recognized her. She later said it was the most fun she had that night.
Howard, Robin and Artie all went for story number 4. Fred and George picked story 2 as the fake one. The actual fake story was number two.
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Oh, I don't know how good an idea this was, buying the BBM soundtrack. It's bringing me way down, so solemn & sad. Combined with tomorrow being the last day of my big V and the big D is starting to set in. : (
ReplyDeleteWhat if SHE has her Daddy's ears and her Papa's eyebrows?!
ReplyDeleteThat would be really unfortunate.
PG, forgot I wanted to answer your question about Only Hers Counts. In his column Ted answers a bunch of letters, and in answer to the letters that follows the one about TT he addresses the writers as I stated above, including one which starts "Dear Only Hers Counts".
ReplyDeleteTom, you live in Philly, is that what you're sayin? How come you're called JerseyTom? My train is getting wonderfully longer & longer! Anyone wants to jump on, let's go!
ReplyDeletePR I live in South New Jersey 15/20 mins fron center city Phila. One great thing about the Northeast part of the US is that there are so many interesting diverse cities all within driving range. From D.C. to Boston. All are unique, full of history, and great have sports fans. Go Eagles!
"Truth" for the NE probably means "we got it from their publicist" instead of making it up out of thin air.
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ReplyDeleteHoly crap. My internet was down this AM so I did not check the web until this evening and what do I find? Yes, there is a Baby Tile. I am speachless. Speachless! Love the comments that mention a Babbler is down. Hell, I'm down from shock even though I'm also delighted. Well, Jake can't hide for long now. Ted did warn him.
ReplyDeleteI'm so rattled I cant even spell. I know it's speechless. Still describes how I feel.
ReplyDeleteI really wonder if deep down in my heart there's any sympathy left for Jake and Austin.
ReplyDeleteBaby Tile is probably the nastiest surprise I got from Ted lately. And since he's a veteran gossip columnist (not a young, inexperienced & gullible kid like Jonathan Jaxson) I'm pretty sure he's got solid proof to back what he's writing.
Given Jake a& Austin's situation, the existence of a child is even worse than the bearding IMO. Or at least it makes the bearding even more sordid (at least to me).
I don't think Ted can force Jake to come out. So Baby Tile will be raised learning from his dads the fine art of lying and closeting; and all the "great" things it can bring you when you obey HW's rules.
Forgive me for those bad vibes but I cannot for the love of all the gods and angels above find anything positive in the current situation.
I'm thrilled too; and very, very rarely do babies come to absolutely ideal family situations. It's still a blessing, and I think our boys are doing the best they can in the situation. We don't know to what extent there is any "hiding", I think to those who matter, their close friends, families and associates, know and the child will not be hidden. I can't say as I blame them for wanting to avoid the stress of a media circus for the child and themselves. For the rest of the world, it may come eventually. The important thing is a child is loved and wanted.
ReplyDeleteYeah, Only Hers Counts. That seems like a perfect fit, like you said, Destiny. You know, how much does Jake really feel for her kids? I don't care what Natl Enq says, how on earth could they know if he "cried" upon hearing A & D weren't coming to visit the set? He can't even walk with them on the stinkin sidewalk. He "lets" the nanny handle that part. He doesn't hold their hands through the airports, he "lets" the nanny & Reese do that. He's not seen one-on-one with them when in CA. Yes, we had the big up-on-the-shoulders lift with Ava in Paris. Any man could've done that for a small girl so she could see. The kids don't gravitate toward him at all. When a little child likes you, they are all over you. They're not all over him. They're not even necessarily all over her. They all always look like they're on a school field trip.
ReplyDeleteHow much of a role is Jake playing in this pretense of With Six You Get Eggroll with Reese's kids? I guess he's guilty by reason of being there & playing a major "father-type" role. If he has a BT like Ted says, then, yeah, by going along with these family vacations (a la school field trips) he would be committing an unfaithfulness to that baby that I just don't know if a person could do. Who could do that? This really is a serious subject, one that goes way deep & makes the bearding look like just another Kate Hudson fling. If a real baby is involved, it's a whole other ball of wax.
Sometimes it seems like Hollywood is treating babies like an accessory, much like Paris' little dog. And it's the kids who get hurt when these couples break up & their dirty laundry is aired all over the tabloids & Extra. It's the kids who have to listen to it @ school and from their friends. They're the ones who have to deal with it.
Phew. Thanks for letting me air that out.
That NE story sounds so out there -the kids coming to Morocco would have been something that would have been discussed and settled long before, I would think. Plus, don't the kids have school coming up?
ReplyDeletePlus, travel is great and very educational, but too much of it could be unsettling to the kids, especially for a four year old. Kids should have stability, and some of the "ordinaryness" of being a kid. Who knows what's going on? It will all become clear in time, I am sure.
ReplyDeleteAnother big question about the baby and bearding is if Reese is
ReplyDeleteA. friend [helping JAke]
B. foe [blackmail, wouldn't put it past her]
C. opportunist [started out being a friend but now uses Jake for her own advancement]
btw reese is supposed to be in brazil for an avon event later this week or next week, i forget. aftrer teds little tidbit today who wants to bet there will be shitloads of pics of reese and jake in morrocco or both in brazil or wherever?
ReplyDelete^^Oh I'd say that's a given! ;(
ReplyDeleteTotally agree with everything you say PG. You don't want to see me letting my air out on this one, I may never stop. And now you've gone and added one to my list that I hadn't even thought about --kids and dirty laundry. Even if Reeke ended tomorrow, what happens when Baby Tile is old enough to do some digging and finds out about all this?
ReplyDeleteI know; can you tell it got ahold of me & wouldn't let go, lol??
ReplyDeleteWhen Charlie Sheen & Denise Richards were going through their shenanigans, all of that nastiness about porn & who knows what else, was all over the tabloid shows. Of course, the kids are going to see all of this on the mag covers at the check out counters. And they're going to hear it in whispers amongst their schoolmates, and out in the schoolyard. Not to mention on myspace pages, which is where I hear today's kids are really communicating with each other now. The parents cannot protect them totally from it. And I guess Sheen & Richards' kids aren't old enough yet to be able to read the rags, but in a couple years they will be.
I just wish Jake would come clean. Knock off the pretense & the escorting of Mz Reese on the crook of his arm and, no, he doesn't have to come out if he doesn't want to/ isn't ready to. But he doesn't have to keep pushing the envelope with Camp Witherspoon either. He can just be Jake Gyllenhaal, all around 27 yr old good guy and he'd probably feel alot better about himself in the process. And he wouldn't be the butt of jokes on the internet. It's killing me to see the nasty comments, the innuendos, the jokes and the jabs being made at this expense. It can't be doing a whole lot for his self esteem. I know it wouldn't be doing anything for mine.
My eyelids are drooping now. Destiny, you're up late, you're an hr ahead of me, too, you night owl! I gotta get up early so I can walk. Supposed to be a warm one tomorrow, so I gotta get that walk in before the sun is up.
London, you're getting ready to face the day! I found out that you're 6 hrs ahead of me. Lookit what's been going on while you were sleeping! Nite, Destiny!
if proof (birth certificate, mother, pics)ever comes out it won't ever be described as 'their' child. It will be described as Jake OR Austin's 'love child' from a previous relationship.
ReplyDeleteSK: He or She will no doubt have an amazing smile!
ReplyDeleteand she'll always be taking off her shirt
what if its twins, 1 for each?
ReplyDeleteis the baby tile a reason for Austin to be MIA lately?. Well, is he filming Fencewalker? He's not doing much...Where is Austin? At home with baby tile?
ReplyDeleteToothy and GG are prolly shittin in their pants! Baby's not the only one gonna need diapers!
ReplyDeletea couple months ago there was a bi in ent lawyer's site. its not about tt-jake but listen to this. it was about a married guy who got another woman pregnant. the other woman didn't want the baby but she had it anyway. btw she was from a different ethnicnicity from the guy and his wife - i can't remember the details. anyway the wife found out and after a while was ok with it. the husband and wife are keeping the child [and paying off the mother] and telling people they adopted it from a foreign missionary, like how alot of celebs are doing it now. they aren't telling anyone that its really his. sorry to go on so long about this..lol..but it occured to me that maybe possibly this is kind of what jake/reese have planned. to get married [in name only, duh] adopt a child [that's really his/gg's] then divorce in a year or 2 and jake gets full custody. he would get the kid because reese already has two of her own and the baby isnt really hers biologically so its no skin off her nose. crazy idea i know but one year ago who woulda thought this bearding crap would be going on.
ReplyDeleteI fear that if Baby Tile is real then Jake will do anything to discredit the rumor and remain closeted and he’ll marry Reese and she’ll be pregnant in a second just to prove his ‘heterosexuality’ to narrow-minded fangirls and Disney executives. Austin will probably be the legal father of Baby Tile and he will say he had him/her with a girlfriend.
ReplyDeleteReese can't get pregnant again.
ReplyDelete^she can use IVF.
ReplyDelete^too selfish to do it
ReplyDeletegosh darn it i already had to take time off for two. another and i'll never get my sexy hip fat-free figure back!
ReplyDeleteJake can't suddenly have a child that doesn't also belong to Reese because they've gone too far in this bearding thing.
ReplyDeleteThey'll either have Jake/Reese adopt baby tile and state that it's an adoption, and Austin will be mentioned one day as the godfather or uncle Austin or Austin will be listed as the dad and the mother will never be named.
There'll be rumours and innuendo but it will just be like the TomKat/Suri rumours.
Look for Reeke to marry and soon.
Reese can't afford to get married and end up divorce again. She is America's sweetheart, that doesn't go with the image.
ReplyDeleteWow, interesting turn of events. It has always seemed odd that Ted would push Baby Tile if it was just an outrageous rumour.
ReplyDeleteMy take: if there is a baby then the full bearding (Oct ->) was timed so that nobody would snoop around for info about the baby. Maybe Reeke avoided being seen together before so that the impact of the first pictures would be huge and all eyes would be in Rome.
Also if there is a baby I have to agree that the bearding is even more repulsive. It's one thing to hide a relationship and another to involve a baby in the mess. How long could they keep it up?
And as prairiegirl said, what would be wrong with being just Jake. People seemed to actually like that guy. Maybe it's not possible/ too hard to be an out gay A-lister in Hollywood but is it really necessary to smear the straight lovefest in everyone's faces week after week?
Wow, interesting turn of events. It has always seemed odd that Ted would push Baby Tile if it was just an outrageous rumour.
ReplyDeleteMy take: if there is a baby then the full bearding (Oct ->) was timed so that nobody would snoop around for info about the baby. Maybe Reeke avoided being seen together before so that the impact of the first pictures would be huge and all eyes would be in Rome.
Also if there is a baby I have to agree that the bearding is even more repulsive. It's one thing to hide a relationship and another to involve a baby in the mess. How long could they keep it up?
And as prairiegirl said, what would be wrong with being just Jake. People seemed to actually like that guy. Maybe it's not possible/ too hard to be an out gay A-lister in Hollywood but is it really necessary to smear the straight lovefest in everyone's faces week after week?
Wow, you all are up early! Lots of interesting points. I know, there's all kinds of theories & scenerios, isn't there? Kind of interesting to throw around.
ReplyDeleteFar Fetched, you have an intersting point. Can't disregard any possibility. Fear & ag, I hope you're wrong but you also bring up just as strong possiblities. And Image First, TA with your point. To me, much as I am not a fan of hers, Reese does seem a degree different from alot of Hollywood's female squad. She does seem to want to project at least some degree of decorum, maturity, rationality, & no, I can't see her going into a 2nd marriage, even if it could be just an all-business contract in name only. There's still alot of fanfare that'd go with it. It'd muddy her name for the 2nd one to fail & probably so soon, too, and no, she wouldn't want her name tarnished.
Agree, Hopeful (good to see you!). What was wrong with that Jake? And him & Reese could've faked the relationship for just a little while, could've ended it once alot of those Blog Hosts started saying, "You know, I'm starting to believe in these 2" and alot of them did make that comment. That they were convinced. Oh, wait, I'm forgetting about POP, tho. Guess he had to carry it out in order to get that, huh? Heavy sigh. That was alot of time out of his young life, tho, spent on getting that role. I hope it's worth it for him.
And him & Reese could've faked the relationship for just a little while, could've ended it once alot of those Blog Hosts started saying, "You know, I'm starting to believe in these 2" and alot of them did make that comment. That they were convinced.
ReplyDeleteReese needed to get back at Ryan too. She would never agree to this without getting something out of it. And she's the boss. What looked simple then has Jake in over his head now. Just get out of it and say no more, the General will screw him over in a heartbeat. She's gotta come out on top. She's ALWAYS the winner.
What could she do? Tell the world Jake is gay?
ReplyDeleteGet him blackballed in Hollywood is more like it.
ReplyDeleteJake has Hollywood friends too and Reese isn't a big Hollywood player.
ReplyDeleteShe's a bigger player in HW then he is, that's why he's with her.
ReplyDeleteMost of Jake's HW friends/contacts were through his parents and their stars have long fallen.
Reese is A-list,has more contacts and makes a lot more $$$ than Jake.
But Special, why would she blackball him? If it was a mutual break up due to "they're going in different directions now" or " they're at different points in their lives now" or "we're still friends but it just isn't working out now", that wouldn't put her in a bad light. They would've ridden it for all it's worth. She had her hand in the cookie jar of young male for awhile, now time to "find herself".
ReplyDeleteI know I don't understand how HW works. Seems so easy from my dining room chair, move the chess piece here, then there, then over here, LOLLL!!
ReplyDeleteHey, with this BT confirmation news, I'm bracing myself for a little troll invasion. They've been silent for awhile. Not that I'm asking for it, mind you. Just wouldn't be surprised.
63 degrees with a good fog. Walks don't get any better than that. And there's something so breathtakingly gorgeous about the pre-sunrise sky. Just a hint of daylight, but the moon's still out and the light outlines that fog going across all the trees, giving everything this white, fuzzy coating. That & the increase in energy level is so worth getting up early on a V day. But the downside? Can't see those spiderwebs hanging from the trees. Those spiderwebs that start appearing in August, for some reason. Ick. Just like brown colored grasshoppers. They'll start appearing soon, too. Why is that, I wonder, year after year? Why do the grasshoppers start turning brown? Do they have a short lifespan & start dying in Aug/Sept? Don't know.
I think that Jake is as responsible for Reeke as Reese is. Both pimp their ‘relationship’ in the media, both are willing participants and both benefit from it. I don't understand why the majority have the opinion that she is the mastermind while Jake is only her victim.
ReplyDeleteShe's a bigger player in HW then he is, that's why he's with her.
ReplyDeleteDon't think so. Reese needed "great bf" ASAP, Jake needed safe beard, Rendition needed promotion - and we got Reeke.
Most of Jake's HW friends/contacts were through his parents and their stars have long fallen.
You can't know that.
Reese is A-list,has more contacts and makes a lot more $$$ than Jake.
So what? The point is her real influence in Hollywood.
Equality ITA, some have their heads in the sand regarding Jake, just as bad as the fangirls.
ReplyDeleteIt's 50-50, I find it amusing that some actually think she needs it more than he when it's obvious it's the other way around.
Jake has no influence in HW which is why he is in the situation he is in otherwise he wouldn't.
He is hiding behind one of the highest paid actress in HW with a ready made family, mutually beneficial but more so for him.
The misogynistic tone of the discussion regarding Reese is distressing since the comments are from women.
No one is putting a gun to Jacob's head and you know it.
More $$$ and contacts are important to Jake and yes his parents are no longer big players in HW, it's no secret.
The misogynistic tone of the discussion regarding Reese is distressing since the comments are from women.
ReplyDeleteLOL!
It's not our fault that there is nothing good to be said about Reese Witherspoon.
hw sounds like a babler!
ReplyDeleteMore $$$ and contacts are important to Jake and yes his parents are no longer big players in HW, it's no secret.
ReplyDeleteIt's no secret that you have no idea who are Jake's HW contacts.
musta heard your name troll, eh?
ReplyDeletereese isnt that big or important a player in hollywood. she likes to believe so and her pr follows her orders and pushes the idea but she aint. and she proves to hollywood that she aint every day.
ReplyDeleteActually it isn't 50/50 Jake/Reese it's either 50% Gyllnenichols and 50% General or its a 33-33-33 split.
ReplyDeleteAll parties consented to this one. Just because you don't see Austin, doesn't mean he is not a part of it.
Before you say it. Stop think. Is Austin the acquiescent one of the two of them?
Back to finishing today's post.
Jake is B-list, Reese is A-list, she may not be a big player in HW as oppose to a lot of other stars but she sure the hell is a bigger player than Jake is, look what he has to do to get a franchise like Pop. He latched on to her because she is more usefull than some nameless starlet, something that would have made more sense in the short run but this is for the long run. Reese and her kids and his dog all are useful for his new image he is trying to push.
ReplyDeleteEven Lainey, who actually believes they are legit says that they pimp out their relationship when it suits them.
Your dislike for Reese or how you imagine she fits in in the HW food chain has nothing to do with why Jake desperately needs her rather than some nameless bimbo. You should actually be offended that he is using her and her kids in this matter but of course pure, sweet Jake would never do that, lol!!
And BTW, Rendition PR ended in Oct. '07, that's when this should have ended, if anything it went full steam ahead. Take your heads out of the sand, I bet Jake and Reese are laughing their asses off right now because really it has become a big joke hasn't it?
The misogynistic tone of the discussion regarding Reese is distressing since the comments are from women.
ReplyDeletehw you think the comments are most from women?! you check evryones genitals when they post?! wow my screen doesnt have that feature. i'm gonna complain! and order that software right away!
sorry hw but jake does not desperately need reese. reese is a list in name only, only because of her oscar. her flop shit penelope and her awful screech acting in rendition and the upcoming romcom 4 christmases is proving her demise. her self-importance and sociopathic ego is more and more disliked in the industry. the academy played a big joke on her that will take her years to *get*
ReplyDeleteMost of the posters here are women, and the few men that post here are just as guilty, but it's worse when it's other women.
ReplyDeleteJake is a grown man, the fact that he is a a part of Reese pimping out her kids is more offensive, surely he could do this w/o dragging the kids into it which he seems to happily doing and why not? Makes him look more manly and like a suburban soccer dad , who would have ever thought that a year ago?
Reese with her kids is no big deal, she has been photographed with them and Ryan and w/o Ryan for years, good PR yes, but she doesn't need Jake tagging along to make her look good, to make him look good, yes.
Reese and her kids and his dog all are useful for his new image he is trying to push.
ReplyDeleteWrong again. Jake needs straight, not family man image. Reese is the one who needs PR Jake reduced to a dull, ball-less family man - she has to date someone who's "crazy about her kids".
... she doesn't need Jake tagging along to make her look good, to make him look good, yes.
ReplyDeleteYou can't be real! LOL!
hey :) if you and me smell bullshit, then it means theres a babbler here! hw, go back to babble. we understand its boring staying in your padded cell but you're safer there ok?
ReplyDeleteoh and hw - take your meds. we can tell you're off them cos you're hallucinating again.
ReplyDeleteIf Reese is A-list in name only, does that mean that Jake is B-list in name only? Well, that means that Jake needs her more desperately than I thought.
ReplyDeleteDo you actually think that she wanted to go to Morocco for that on set photo op? I can hear Jake now begging her to come over, the A-list in name only actress desperate for attention.
Your discription of Reese sounds like most of the actors in HW including Bubble boy, and BTW, Four Christmases will make a shitload of $$$ and that's all that counts in HW.
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ReplyDeletehw sounds like uv. poor thing really needs to stop eating, find a real job and get a therapist.
ReplyDeleteDo you actually think that she wanted to go to Morocco for that on set photo op?
ReplyDeleteYes, of course she did. She did 129 Reeke ops before, nothing special about Morocco. She's has nothing better to do with all that free time anyway.
If Four Christmases makes money, it'll be because of the season and because of Vince Vaughn.
ReplyDeleteIta, anon 9:59.
^Reese full time job is Reeke.
ReplyDeleteReese desperately needed Jake - she can't be dumped by Ryan, man who wasn't impressed by her Oscar and money:
ReplyDelete"Reese Witherspoon wins best actress, and she can't think of anything better to do than harp on her ex-boyfriends:
The actress, who is now married to heartthrob actor Ryan Philippe, said: "Every time I got dumped, I always fantasised that one day he would be sorry - and I would go on stage and tell him what I thought. "So for all the boys who ever dumped me, this is for you."
She's a rich and famous actress at the top of her career. She has two kids and super-hot husband, and she's still hung up on her exes! Reese, there are some things in life you just can't control so let go.
Men don't like women who try to run their lives, and most of the guys who dated you are probably grateful you moved on.
http://www.celebitchy.com/2006/03/reese_is_bitter.html
jake is b+ list. he's earning his way to the top with solid acting and working with great directors. reese is a- list. she's falling medium-fast to the bottom with solid shit acting and having great ego disillusions and misfires. wait a few years. you will see the light.
ReplyDeleteIf Four Christmases makes money, it'll be because of the season and because of Vince Vaughn.
ReplyDeleteEven Reese knows that.
VINCE VAUGHN
Lifetime Gross Total (22): $1,299,678,540
Average: $59,076,297
Opening Gross Average (14): $25,546,496 (Wide Releases Only)
REESE WITHERSPOON
Lifetime Gross Total (20): $686,940,178
Average: $34,347,009
Opening Gross Average (14): $12,302,649 (Wide Releases Only)
Reese full time job is Reeke.
ReplyDeleteAvon lady needs tabloid covers.
shit i can hardly wait for ava to grow up, lash out, and write a book. reese controls her now but just wait. we have kids so they can teach us the lessons we need to learn. all the crap that is reese is gonna come back to haunt her threefold. you can bet on it, just like how all the crap that her parents did is coming back to haunt them, in the name of reese.
ReplyDeleteReese may be considered A list, but it's slowly sliding. She's trying to compete with other actresses and failing miserably. Other actresses get high paid, expensive cosmetic endorsements-Kidman & Chanel, etc-and she signs with Avon. Better yet, she walks around with no make-up (which she desperately needs) and looks like crap. Yeah, that really tells me to run out and buy Avon.
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