Wait.... isn't that Brenda from Six Feet Under?
Ohhh... could that mean Julian will ride his ten speed around, split one and do this?
Have the crew at OTH been checking out Austin's body of work?
Hey its one way of showing more of Julian.
Who likes ride bikes?
And has gone green? Now -Wait wait wait what kind of green are we talking here? Maybe I'm just dazed and confused.
Pictures: AJN and OMG
Special belated thanks to London for finding the waterskiing pic oh so long ago.
You should have a warning at the top of today's post. :-D That is some screencap.
ReplyDeleteNo way to know what is going on, but I think there is a sadness and emptiness to the way Jake looks in Lakers photos that goes well beyond the "my team is losing" blues.
The list of presenters and attendees has been announced for the Global Green USA Millennium Awards 2009 event in LA. Rosario Dawson, Adrian Grenier, Arianna Huffington, Sharon Lawrence, Radha Mitchell and Austin Nichols will be among the evening’s guests and presenters at the annual awards ceremony held to honor those making great contributions to progress for the environment.
ReplyDeleteTickets are available online for the Global Green USA Millennium Awards 2009 ceremony event, on 30 May.
Global Green USA Millennium Awards 2009
Nice for Austin!
ReplyDeleteNo wonder Ryan was drunk all the time over there and they both headed back to the US last Monday:
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ONE of the funniest stories from the Cannes Film Festival involves newly minted film star Abbie Cornish whose actor partner Ryan Phillippe was snubbed on the red carpet.
When Cornish swanned into the cinema in the breathtaking gown from Toni Maticevski he made as if to walk down with her but was discreetly pulled away.
The poor guy who was used to playing second fiddle to former Oscar-ised wife Reese Witherspoon was then relegated to a back seat in the cinema.
Maybe he should pick a girlfriend who will not diminish his own star power?
http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/story/0,22049,25527808-5009160,00.html
Nonsense, based on the pictures, Ryan and Abbie had a great time in Cannes.
ReplyDeleteRyan and Abby abruptly left Cannes last Monday. I say abruptly because her film, Bright Star and her performance are in line to maybe win an award tomorrow.
ReplyDeleteHe missed a photo call for his film The Bangbang club because he was hung over although he did do press later on. Yeah they had a good time untill his drinking probably embarased her.
From all reports he either showed up at parties drunk, or got drunk as soon as he arrieved and at times w/o Abby.
The look on their faces at LAX last Monday says it all.
Babbler,
ReplyDeleteliving with Reese The Bitch Witherspoon would damage everyone.
Just so you know before you make an ignorant assumption, Cannes casts always walk into the theater together not with their guests. After they are seated the guests join the cast in their row. Ben's girlfriend and Jane's daughter received the same treatment. Early showers at Cannes do not remain on hand throughout the entire festival. It is considered a bit desperate to do so.
ReplyDeleteYay for Austin - and thanks Spesh, it was a fine moment :)
ReplyDeleteI agree with Destiny about Jake in the Lakers pic.
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Has anyone every thought the post about Italy was not just a CYA him at the wedding that day but if any pictures of him popped up later of him, even alone getting to Italy or in Italy at the time of the wedding?Yes, Special K. These were exactly the same thoughts running through my mind when I read the SoGoPro post. CYA, indeed.
ReplyDeleteGreat news about Austin I found it in my alerts. Spooky has a cool picture to go with the announcement. Check it out.
ReplyDeleteJust got home from seeing Star Trek. It was great. I think it would be a cool idea to compare Star Trek and TDAT.
Would doing the other Friday Sat we had for Movie Club choice (Jun 19th - 20th) give everyone around the world get a chance to see Star Trek?
Destiny- don't get the vapors, fan yourself girl. It's the weekend, and beside, women in Wilmington have see some "sweet Texas ass" mooning them out the passenger side window without warning and they fared ok and kept the car on the road. How they recognized him in the bar well you have think he's not wearing bagging in the butt jeans like Jake then.
Booze They had the same looks on their faces in LAX when they were leaving for Cannes as they had when they returned. Your concern is a little weird methinks.
ReplyDeleteBooze is trying to make Reese look like a loser - she stayed with Ryan all those years, and in the end Ryan dumped her! lol
ReplyDeleteThat's great news about Austin. I'm sure he's getting this opportunity because of OTH. Now if only the ceremony was in NY....
ReplyDeleteTom, after looking at the pictures again today in the daylight, I think that is Austin's friend in the Lakers photos. But I still love your rent a straight idea, good business idea.
ReplyDeleteChecking in late today. Still catching up on chores and slash, not necessarily in that order.
ReplyDeleteThat sex scene from Six Feet Under was hot. And Austin on the bike even hotter. I finally watched the OTH wedding episode last night. Austin looked a bit heavier than earlier episodes, but still good.
You could be right Destiny. I am not sure now. Wow I just really did take a look into Jakes eyes in those pictures. He looks like he is a thousand miles away. Looks lost. I like how he leans into his fiend on the third picture. Seems like Jake is just the type of person who needs to be leaning on someone. I think he trusts people too much. Just wish for once we could find out who the real Jake is on his own though.
ReplyDeleteRosario Dawson, Adrian Grenier, Arianna Huffington, Sharon Lawrence, Radha Mitchell and Austin Nichols will be among the evening’s guests and presenters at the annual awards ceremony held to honor those making great contributions to progress for the environment.
ReplyDeleteVERY very odd Austin is listed when there's no previous mentions/releases of him EVER being active in GGUSA, but Jake has recently. Jake isn't listed as a guest/award recipient in the GGUSA press release but that doesn't mean he can't be there. Is it possible Austin will present Jake with an award or something? If so its unclear if this will be a real subversive Jaustin move ("In your face, homophobic HW") or a Reeke PR stunt (Reeke does award photo ops with Austin) or both.
You just know the Jeesers and Babbleheads are saying Jake looks sad, lonely and lost at Lakers because he's without his Reesie and misses making out with her on the Kiss Cam. Disdn't the Laker lose at the last minute? Saying he looks sad at them losing doesn't make sense because 10-1 the pics were taken before the game or during, at the start, not at the end. His friend looks attentive, and nice, someone real who I wouldn't mind being friends with. Jake looks like he's on a field trip exercise in Taking Back Your Self-Esteem 101.
ReplyDeleteWhat do you make of this folks.
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Saturday, May 23, 2009
ReplyDeleteI almost touched Jake Gyllenhaal's penis
About a week ago I locked eyes with Jake Gyllenhaal while enjoying a plumberry black iced tea at a local cafe. Hello-Hello! That is one good looking guy. What struck me most about our distant interaction was how long we stared at each other. Had I at some point not looked away we might still be there, gaping. Several days later I frequented this place again, this time with a friend, a friend who as it turns out, knows "Jake", and also as it turns out, Jake was there again. I was drinking a sweet basil mint julep, which I have to assume is a key component to this flattering misunderstanding. Anyway, we were introduced as he and some friends were leaving, and although he was totally friendly, he didn't seem to have quite the same interest in me as earlier in the week, when we were both alone. But that's his deal. He hides who he really is for reasons I can only assume are valid.
Coming full circle - he contacted my friend afterward and indirectly asked if I wanted to "hang out?" The quotation marks change those words into "would I touch his penis?" Again, for reasons I can only assume are valid, I considered it, all the way up until I realized I might actually have to touch his penis, at which point the room tilted and my head twitched. I declined the whole ordeal by using my favorite 6th grade tactic; I told my friend to tell him I would call him, although I will not call him, and the only difference between the 6th grade and now is that I was afraid of boobs back then, not penises. The irony.
Now, my friend reads this blog, which means there is a very small chance Jake may read this blog, and if that's the case, I can only say this; you're a really great actor, and I like boobs, neither are reasons we shouldn't be friends. Think about it...
Posted by J.G. Francis at 3:35 PM.
I Almost Touched Jake Gyllenhaal's Penis
J.G. Francis
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Up and couldn't sleep and thought I would hop on.
ReplyDeleteThe awards, I had a similar thought about Jake and Austin both having very legitimate reasons to be seen at the same event. I don't know if Austin would give Jake an award, maybe he will because they could have Jake who he wanted to have present it to him. Maybe Austin will present another award to someone else. Maybe Jake will come and maybe he won't you just don't know until the event happens.
The newest blog thing. We have some who will say it's legit and others who will say its not. And you know what, there's no way we know either way, do we?
And it's a pretty stupid move to pull if you spent this much time faking it with fauxmance to blow it for someone you don't know and the possibility of them blogging or twitter about it. Is Jake really that dumb?
Just one thing I found interesting is that the guy blogs that he flew of LAX on May 18th, which was about week ago too.
Bring me a higher love
Oh how nice, IHR has a few dark pics of Jake in a dugout behind their favorite celebrity! And lookie, a passionate makeout session with....air. Hand in pocket and at sides, WHOA you two..hold back that nasty animal sex before you start humping in the dirt like durty durty horny monkeys. I bet that hired photog oops I mean that accidental pap who just happened to catch the fornicating-tempted lovebirds is still masturbating after witnessing that raw unbridled display of carnal lust.
ReplyDeleteAnd it's a pretty stupid move to pull if you spent this much time faking it with fauxmance to blow it for someone you don't know and the possibility of them blogging or twitter about it. Is Jake really that dumb?
ReplyDeleteOr desperate or horny..remember the Austin lookalike at the Paris fountain? The blogger guy, he wasn't propositioned directly, or even propositioned really. But he read between the lines, especially with the long eyelock and he put 2+2 together with the indirect casual question of vague "hanging out". If its true, good on the guy to write about it. If Jake is making gay overtures in LA (or wherever), more people like this guy need to make it known instead of protecting and sanctioning Reeke, bearding, and homophobia.
"Is Jake really that dumb?"
ReplyDeleteSorry Special but he did agree to the bearding with Reese, so I think the jury's in that Jake ain't no Einstein.
Hellish cute, but probably a bit dim.
What a dilemma, a straight guy propositioned by Jake or any famous sexy male. It would be like a straight girl or a gay guy asked by Angelina Jolie or Charlize Theron to go down on them or a lesbian asked to hook up with a famous male lol. I know a lesbian who says Jake is the only guy she would ever have sex with (if he asked lol) but she's probably the exception.
ReplyDeleteNot to get personal, lol, but what about you Wicked, would you hook up/have sex with Jake (your longterm relationship notwithstanding) if he propositioned you?
ReplyDeleteOh but my god kc wouldn't we have loved to hear all the dirty details, I know I would. I'm especially interested to hear all about how Jake is during sex, what sounds he makes (besides what I've heard thru the door) and what he looks like naked!
ReplyDeleteAnother question I have. How did somebody find his blog and his comment on the day he posted? Just wondering because hasn't popped up on Google alerts and its kind of needle in a enormous haystack of internet to find so fast.
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