Socks maybe? But one? two? or three?
Here's the real question, did he slip the boxers/towel/sarong off under the sheets, Mr. Modest like, or did he just do the drop and then dive under the cover so the crew could experience a New Moon teaser without Robert Pattinson?
Speaking of . Robbie came in #1 in Glamour's Sexiest under 30, and Jake made the list again, his last year eligibility. Coming at # 26. Hey for a fella who's only one of the two turning 29 on the list and the elder statesmen of the group,(Chris Pine was #22), not having a movie out since he was 26 , its not so shabby. Neither is the fact that his has been consistently on their list.
What did Glamour say made him sexy? " One of the few stars that can actually get away with facial hair, Jake’s never off our radar. Or Reese Witherspoon’s. Grrrrr."
Does that mean Reese had him shot and tagged with a tracking device? Well it would be easier to pull those pop up photo ops she likes. He's heading toward yogurt place. (Pulling a U-ie in the middle of Santa Monica Blvd) Hold on kids, mommy's taking you for a treat. Soft serve yogurt everybody. Yeah!
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No more Mr. Softie - Could be a call to arms from Ted or just the tag for Love & Other Drugs.
Opening sequence for LaOD. Picture a montage of funny cuts of less than "rising" star romantic moments over history, problem solving devices, Austin Powers and his pump, Jake trying to schmooze doctors, line production of little blue pills, flags rising, quick cuts of all kinds of couples finding things a little more exciting, balloons inflating, old men picking up old ladies in the nursing home mixers, bread rising, exasperated wives pushing husbands away, Sun rising, Jake coming back into Dr. office's not having any problems meeting with Drs now, party blowers, rich old men take a little blue and flashing cash at Anna Nichole look alikes in strip clubs, very satisfied couples, porn stars high five-ing, fluffers out of work, Pfizer stock rising, a very happy Hef and playmates in his big bed, and Jake walking slow mo through the hospital getting a standing ovation (well they are trying to stand up) from a group of old guys waiting at the urologist office. To what? Julia Lee's My Man Stands Out, or since its 1997, Black Crowes cover of Hard to Handle. Or maybe today's song.
Glamour's 30 Sexiest under 30
Disney is giving fans the unique opportunity to submit questions for Producer Jerry Bruckheimer and video game creator Jordan Mechner to answer regarding the upcoming film, “Prince of Persia: Sands of Time”, starring Jake Gyllenhaal.
ReplyDeleteJerry and Jordan will be answering them live next week and Disney will then create videos that will be posted to the Facebook page the week of November 2nd. To submit questions, you must be a fan of the “Prince of Persia: Sands of Time” Facebook page and leave a comment on the Note.
Jerry Bruckheimer and Jordan Mechner Want to Answer Your Questions!
Very cool thanks for the link!
ReplyDeleteI'm puzzled by the fact that the POP promotion still seems to revolve largely around Bruckheimer. I know Jake is tied up with work, and then we'll have Brothers, but still.
ReplyDeleteDid anyone save that OTH. When Austin rolled over in that scene, the sheet went down very low over his torso showing his back and side and I swear there was nothing. I am guessing all he was wearing was a sock on Jake's favorite part.
ReplyDeleteM - But do you think he dropped and dived, or got under the cover and then threw them to the crew?
ReplyDeleteYeah I think all that was left under thank blanket was a sock. Over the calf? Or Knee High? ; )
The episode is online at several different sites.
Ninjavideo.net is one.
Dear Ted:
ReplyDeleteI'm new to your column—but already addicted! My question is, if you say Ben Affleck is really into family life with Jen Garner (who, like you, I loathe) than why does he look so miserable in every photo op with said family? I'm sure he loves his adorable daughters—but when will he ditch her already?! Also, I saw that there is a connection between Ben and Toothy—please don't tell me Ben is Toothy Tile! He just can't be! Right?
—Lucie
Dear Happy Hubby?:
He's gloomy 'cause look who he's with! You'd be moody, too. But B.A. doesn't have to worry about being Toothy. Just how to get the hell away from tightass Garner.
Awful Truth
M - Is this what you were meaning?
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"Not since Kitty Wigs have we been this excited about a hair-related picture book. (Okay, so that wasn't so long ago. Still, we're excited.) Hairy Hunks dubs itself "a celebration of shaggy stallions" and features the hirsute looks of Brad Pitt, David Beckham, and the heartthrob whose thick, shoulder-length 'do puts them both to shame, Yanni. The book also honors great facial hair, from Jake Gyllenhaal's stubble to Colin Farrell's caterpillar eyebrows. And of course, no photo series on man hair is complete without a shot of Tom Jones's famous chest. What do you think: Does long hair make a man look hot? And how much scruff do you like on a guy?"
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Hairy Hunks? I guess they really will make a book out of anything. :-D
ReplyDeletehairy hunks, lol.
ReplyDeleteI don't know about that but I will cast the first vote for best hair covered chest (forget the stubble) - and that would be on mr. jacob benjamin gyllenhaal.
31a is now up! 31b coming in just a sec.
Hurricane Jake is most awesome!
ReplyDeleteI like the music today, not usually the style of music I like. And thanks for that link to My Man Stands Out, now I've finally gotten around to getting that CD of risque songs.
ReplyDeleteSpecial K, yes that's the shot but I think it revealed even more in the next frame or two, like another 2 inches lower - or maybe it was wishful thinking on my part. Nice body, nice body.
ReplyDeleteMy husband is installing the new Windows OS on one computer with the rest to follow tomorrow. I hope nothing gets screwed up. I am on the laptop now. If you don't see me for a day or two, blame system problems.
Anne Hathaway, Neil Patrick Harris and Rodrigo Santoro are negotiating to lend their voices to "Rio," the next collaboration between Blue Sky Studios, Fox Animation and director Carlos Saldanha, all of whom are riding the $882 million global tsunami of "Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs."
ReplyDelete"Rio," which follows the adventures of a nerdy macaw who lights out from his small-town Minnesota cage for the exotic Summer Olympic city of Rio de Janeiro, is scheduled for an April 8, 2011, release. Like "Dinosaurs," it will be filmed in 3D digital animation.
Chris Jenkins ("Surf's Up") and Bruce Anderson ("Dr. Seuss' Horton Hears a Who!") are producing.
Hathaway and Harris have done animation before. Hathaway voiced the lead role of Red in the Weinstein Co. release "Hoodwinked!" in 2005, and Harris voiced a character in Sony Pictures Animation's "Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs."
Fox would not confirm casting.
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Oh boy, we were solicited at the door I see. A drop in commercial.
ReplyDeleteOne of my pet peeves at work is to get junk faxes. One of the very few good things about our network copier/fax is we don't seem to get those anymore. That just dawned on me that we don't - makes me smile. Because I would usually call that phone # on the bottom of the page and tell them or punch in our fax # to get us off of their distribution list.
Thanks to whomever put up that link above on the movie casting. I didn't know NPH was a voice in that Meatballs movie. My niece had to go see that. She has a food obssession - loves drawing food, loves stickers of food, you name it. She has ever since she was a toddler. It's hilarious. So when that movie came out, of course she had to see it. And loved it.
Off work today but of course am up before the dawn. Happy Austin Friday to all.
Austin has gotten kind of obscure & forgotten. I forget what the guy looked like.
Holy cow, in another year these guys will be 30. That is unbelievable. When is Austin's birthday? April or March is it? Whoowee, he'll hit it first. I just realized it when I saw that Glamour story link.
Austin Nichols, born April 24, 1980
ReplyDeleteI did not know about NPH's voice work in children's movies either, that's great. Another thing openly gay actors supposedly do not get to do.
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ReplyDeleteI don't know if this will interest anyone else like it does me, but Doug Liman, director of the perfect film Go and then a Bourne movie and Mr & Mrs. Smith as well as the upcoming Fair Game about the Valerie Plame scandal, has a blog. I like Liman but haven't loved anything he's done since Go, so why do I care? Because his next flick after Fair Game is that movie about the Moon starring Jake Gyllenhaal. So he's talking that up some too, offering lil' nuggets of wisdom like this after attending a party full of NASA geeks watching that Moon explosion the other week:
"The people at the party did not disappoint, however. Jake Gyllenhaal, the star of my Moon movie, is better looking than any of us there, but he’d still fit right in. I think that we, as audiences, have accepted movies where better-looking people play the real person. For example, Julia Roberts is a lot prettier than Erin Brockovich. (Fair Game was one of these unusual situations where the real Valerie Plame was actually totally hot.) Jake isn’t playing the hardcore scientist of the movie; he’s the mastermind. He is using the hardcore scientist in a way, like I am using the physicist at Columbia to research my movie."
I'm sure the Columbia physicist appreciated that, Doug. Anyway, I'm posting this so I remember this blog exists so I can check back once production on the movie with Jake really starts up. Right now I'm just glad to see the movie's still happening; I hadn't heard anything in ages. Oh, and Doug also shares this fun story regarding Jake:
"So this weekend was the Chilmark Race at Martha’s Vineyard, where I was convinced by Jake Gyllenhaal, who also has a house on the Island, to compete in the front group who compete to do six-minute miles.
... in spite of being such a dilettante runner, I was pretty proud at first because I did manage to leave Jake in the dust at the beginning. Apparently, that had less to do with my running powers and more to do with the fact that someone ran into the back of his shoe and he ran right out of it. It actually went flying over us. I like to think of it as me making him eat my dust. But he did catch up and pass me. "
Yeah, nobody cares about this shit but me. Oh well. Oh and I found this via Gawker, who were chatting about Liman's new post where he admits that directors use the cover of their "process" to sleep on the set and fondle the PAs. Good times.
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Destiny - Let's Misbehave is like a lot of other Cole Porter songs (Don't Fence Me in, Anything Goes, Love for Sale, My Heart Belongs to Daddy) they were coded songs written by Porter about himself and his sexuality, it's all in his lyrics.
ReplyDeleteMarried to Linda Porter, they had partnership with profound intimacy of some kind, where they both where aware of who they were and how they wanted to live. Tt was a marriage that gave them what they both wanted, her a safe marriage from her disastrous first one, for Porter, as Kevin Kline who portrayed Porter on film, said "It's bad for business if you were writing love songs and you're gay"
Porter and director George Cukor had notorius pool parties in Hollywood were they would "compete" to see who could have more young men by the pool than the other.
Porter and director George Cukor had notorius pool parties in Hollywood were they would "compete" to see who could have more young men by the pool than the other.
ReplyDeleteThat sounds like fun!
Jake and Peter, 'Jarhead' photocall in Madrid
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