Thursday, June 24, 2010

Suck it up

Austin has been talking about his alter super hero the past few days.

So caught up in it he confuses Paraguay for Uruguay.

Yes uruguay. Sorry. My mind is on other things. Like a new super hero called ABSORBENT MAN

and just who is ABSORBENT MAN?

He's from planet eradicadia. They have special absorbent fabric. He fashions a wetsuit and swims thru the oil. And sucks it all up!!

after a couple days he has been transformed

absorbent man here. Just flew back to my lair. I have to take off my wetsuit, recharge my solar batteries, and get back to the gulf.

We know Austin you think of Absorbent Man in a combination of this:

plus this


But an absorbent guy who lives in a lair? And protects the waters. Well... it seems more like this.


He's absorbent. He loves the water. He lives in the sea. He likes quirky ties. And funky shoes I mean check out those legs remind you of anyone?

And the socks?

And his lair
Jakey's Patrick. He's your BFF. And he's a star, not exactly a star like Patrick but a star.

He's played an action hero. And he has those trunks.

And they pretend to be super heroes (Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy). Who does that sound like?

You know superhero sidekicks can hang out and no one says anything


ok... well....

And you didn't think Austin was on the PoP promo tour. Now we know.

(thanks M&M for the reminder about this picture)

80 comments:

  1. Jake was pictured in front of the Ed Sullivan theater on 10/15 to tape Letterman in Oct. 2007, Austin was filming The Informers in L.A. on the 16th looking like Billy Idol. If he was in NY the day before, he had to have looked like this:

    http://spooky2th.livejournal.com/tag/informers

    The 'spy" must have sen them up really close to determine it was him since the hair would have thrown people who would recognize Austin.

    The fact hat his hair color and style wasn't mentioned could be that it was covered but i think the 'spy" would have mentioned it , they sure went on about the jeans. Odd that Austin would be in NY and fly to L.A. for filming, would he do that in the filming of a movie, was he on a break? Or was he in NY for the weekend and flew to L.A. after but if so, why wasn't this sighting posted before then? I always though that sighting was fake and the only reason Ted got away with it was because he used the word digital dance and doppleganger just in case.

    If the sighting was legit, he wouldn't need to do that. Ted figures if Defamer can post about them at Jar and TMZ about them in the trailer and their people say nothing, he can too.

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  2. LOL. Great post.

    I love Spongebob.

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  3. Hey, Destiny.

    I saw some of Adam's YouTube Nokia performances from last night. Hawt! Did you have a great time?

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  4. I always though that sighting was fake and the only reason Ted got away with it was because he used the word digital dance and doppleganger just in case.

    If the sighting was legit, he wouldn't need to do that. Ted figures if Defamer can post about them at Jar and TMZ about them in the trailer and their people say nothing, he can too.


    Yeah, some people (hrmm, hrmm, YOU) kept on going on about how Ted is covering his ass cause it wasn't them and doppelganger and wahh, wahh, wahh when the sighting was originally posted, too.
    But then the next day Ted posted that Travis Barker and Jana Moakler were being romantic on the red carpet, holding hands, looking "rather Jake/Austin-nesque".

    You ignored that little tidbit back then, so no surprise you're ignoring it now. But that's your MO isn't it, Jack? Make up wild stories (worked with Chris again lately?), throw in some insults, and voila! Another typical Jack-post is done.

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  5. Awwwww... cute! :) Sponge Bob, I love it.

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  6. Love SpongeBob too. And everyone knows it when I write my checks. :D

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  7. Austin tweeting after American John Isner beat Nichol Mahut after 11 plus hours at Wimbledon.

    This is bullshit. myself and paul bettany have the longest Wimbledon match in history. It took us ONE MONTH to finish!!!
    17 minutes ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

    AUS10NICHOLS

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  8. Didn't ignore it SB. Only TT fangirls would bother to connect digital dance/with Barker and Moaker looking rather jake/Austin-nesque post the next day. Yeah, Ted we know , holding hands. The point is SB is that he never went back and say for sure it was him, he hides behind yet another post as per usual.

    If he was 100% sure of the sighting, there would be no reason for such bullshit.

    Why are you so nervous? Back then I and other forwared Ted stuff based on that pic posted here and the suggesting that he wasn't wearing his own pants, you must have too.

    Thing is nobody knew where Austin was that day or what he looked like until 2 years later.

    The real reason why posters here hate Austin on OTH is not because it's a piece of shit, which it is but because Austin can be "accounted" for for the most part.

    SB, weren't you part of the crowd that thought that rattler was Jake, along with SK, and Tom? Bet you still think G. Boy is Jake too and that Austin's sister gave birth to Cabbage patch BT2.

    Talk about wild stories. Bottomline: Ted posted that fake NY sighting based on posters from here sending him shit based on baggy pants and Ted used DOPPLANGER, can't get any clearer han that despite his lame ass post the next day, his ass was covered, he muddied the waters.

    Must piss you off that Sophia nd Austin were tweeting Seacrest and ended up being on his show.

    "But seacrest is on E, aren't they afraid? Aren't they shitting in their pants over Ted's BI??? LOL!!!


    Let's see, Austin hear was bleached blonde and the "spy', never mentioned it....

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  9. Jack you changed you name but not your rant. Know its you. Done and over.

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  10. Very funny post! Austin's tweet about Wimbledon is funny too.

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  11. For all the Ace & Gary (aka The Ambiguously Gay Duo) fans out there, here is mash up of some of their greatest hits.

    The Ambiguously Gay Duo

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  12. The sighting was fake SK and you know it, knew it back then too.

    Austin was not in NY that week, he was in L.A. filming something you and others didn't know which is why when the pics surfaced 2 years later you didn't bother posting them here.

    Former posters from here confirmed that they forwarded Austin in NY shit to Ted but were shocked that he used it with his embellishment.

    You aren't even embarrassed or care, from someone that is over 40, it's a rather sad state of affairs.

    It's not the only time you pulled shit like this and yes you were the one "suggeting" that Austin was in NY then.

    That along with smearing women like Sophia is vile.

    I guess now that they seem to be tweeting aroud the same time means that she is the one that is suggesting they are together not the other way around.

    How would you explain the "private" pics floating around of Austin and his niece and nephew that were "hacked", he had to give the pics to Sophia along with the pic of him and her dog "hacked" from his friends FB, I guess that was her doing as well.

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  13. Thanks M&M about Gary and Tony Have a Baby, gonna record it. Saw this over on CNN too.

    The gay 'Brady Bunch' family.
    David Mayer and Keith Kennard's family is a modern-day Brady Bunch, with a twist. David, 43, has three sons and a daughter. His partner, Keith, 47, has three boys of his own. Together they are two gay men raising seven children.

    Their story reflects the changing face of the American family. The Williams Institute, an independent research group and UCLA think tank, estimates 20 percent (about 155,000) of same-sex couples in the U.S. are raising children younger than 18.

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  14. This is bullshit. myself and paul bettany have the longest Wimbledon match in history. It took us ONE MONTH to finish!!!

    I bet, Austin has fond memories of those "courtly" days. All those LOVE matches with a certain, special someone who flew over to allegedly be with his Beard of the Year but, fortunately, had the added fringe benefit of being able to be with his BFF as well. Of course, true to script, the official tabloid cover story suggested otherwise. Let's see now. How many proposals and engagement rings has Jake been associated with? Don't think I can count that high. *wink*:

    Kirsten Dunst and Jake Gyllenhaal to marry?

    Monday, 27 Oct 2003

    Kirsten Dunst has reportedly told pals she and hunky boyfriend Jake Gyllenhaal are set to wed after a whirlwind romance. The young couple, who were introduced by Gyllenhaal's actress sister Maggie Gyllenhaal - one of Kirsten's best friends, have been dating for a year, but have now decided to marry after the Moonlight Mile star flew to London to visit his girlfriend on the set of her new film Wimbledon. A set source says, "Kirsten virtually bounced onto the set the next day and blurted out the news to cast and crew members."

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  15. M and M, Adam was to die for.

    Beautiful, playful with his dancers and voice in top form. Sexy too, but not the raw, oozing kind of sexy like when I saw him on the AI tour. I attribute that to the fact that this show is choreograped and a pop music show, whereas he was more rock and roll in the AI show.

    The music was great. It was stripped down especially on the ballads, and his voice was far more prominent (as it should be) than it was on his cd. I'm not a huge fan of the dance tunes, but they were fun, and the ballads, sigh.... He said his guitarist was also the musical director, and I think he deserves a huge hand.

    He closed with Whole Lotta Love, and I LOVED it. A very different version than what he was doing last year, it just really fits him like a glove.

    Wasn't crazy about all his outfits, but I did like this long black coat he wore during Sleepwalker and a couple of the other slower songs.

    Loved the hair and the glittery makeup.

    I was also actually able to hear too, lol, no screaming in my ears like the AI tour.

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  16. we are family said...
    Thanks M&M about Gary and Tony Have a Baby, gonna record it. Saw this over on CNN too.

    You're welcome!

    I also noticed that as part of the CNN background on the show tonight that two men having a baby by surrogate is considered an extremely rare event in this country. Maybe a little wet, dark and wild, perhaps?

    For Gary and Tony, creating a family has been as much about money and perseverance as it has about social change. We surveyed the 3 surrogacy agencies who are willing to work with gay couples and they estimate there have been no more than 1,000 gay men who have had children with surrogates."

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  17. I also noticed that as part of the CNN background on the show tonight that two men having a baby by surrogate is considered an extremely rare event in this country. Maybe a little wet, dark and wild, perhaps?

    Oh yeah M&M with J&A can totally see that.

    Must say love Austin's latest tweet. His humor comes right out, and you can almost hear him saying it outloud as you read it.

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  18. Thanks, "pic" for the visuals of Jake visiting Kirsten on the set of Wimbledon. I guess that's why they call it acting. LOL!

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  19. He closed with Whole Lotta Love, and I LOVED it. A very different version than what he was doing last year, it just really fits him like a glove.

    Whooohooo. Yeah. They have a great quality video of the performance on YouTube:

    Adam Lambert at the Nokia June 23, 2010

    Thanks for the wonderful overview, Destiny. I can't wait to see him next month. Yeah, some of his costumes seem a bit Boy Georgeish, but I love Adam's sense of adventure and experimentation. He's a true original. And, of course, what a voice and sense of performance. You go, girl!

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  20. old saga / new sagaJune 24, 2010 at 2:26 PM

    I bet, Austin has fond memories of those "courtly" days. All those LOVE matches with a certain, special someone who flew over to allegedly be with his Beard of the Year but, fortunately, had the added fringe benefit of being able to be with his BFF as well. Of course, true to script, the official tabloid cover story suggested otherwise. Let's see now. How many proposals and engagement rings has Jake been associated with? Don't think I can count that high. *wink*:

    Off course Austy and Jakey were gettin their groove on behind Kirsten's back. Hot and heavy huh. But Jakey wanted both, Kirsten said no. Now Austy wants both Jakey and Sophy. Jakey says OK, I remember when and you owe me. Sophy steps and says, Naw bitch. He's my man and I man alone. Austy, you owe it to Jakey. He waited when you had nobody. Sophy, play fair. You knew the deal when you got involved. Sophy you know you can be replaced, don't you.
    Let a man be a man Sophy.

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  21. [Austin's] humor comes right out, and you can almost hear him saying it outloud as you read it.

    IA, Special. He obviously loves the limitless possibilities of language. I like the playful humor as well.

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  22. New Pictures of Jake out driving in Beverly Hills.

    Damn that's a serious lens to get him that close up in the car. No wonder he has the black out tint in the back seat and the hatchback.

    The question is, why are the paps looking so closely into his car? What or who are they looking for?

    IHJ: Jake out for a Drive June 23

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  23. And seeing a picture of the whole car.

    Jake you are so driving the modern day station wagon. Yeah that says hot swinging bachelor. HA!

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  24. Updated the post. Completely forgot about this pic.

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  25. Sophia & Austin Visit the Gulf and Urge Your Help!

    Celebs can be do-gooders too, y'know.

    While we're all enjoying the fun and hype of the big premiere of Twilight Saga: Eclipse today, it's important to stay aware of what's still happening down on the Gulf Coast. We told you the other day that One Tree Hill hotties Sophia Bush and Austin Nichols were on a Twitter rampage to encourage their followers to donate to the oil spill effort (specifically, the Global Green).

    Now the two are actually getting their hands dirty with an up-close and personal look at the situation in the Gulf:

    The duo joined Global Green representative Matt for a tour of the water and the beaches in Louisiana that were affected by the disastrous BP oil spill. Despite being told by police that the clean-up process was too dangerous for them to lend a hand, Soph and Austin are actively trying to learn about the nature of the spill and what they can do to stop it. They surveyed the land and talked to locals, trying to understand as much as they could the reach of the damage.

    Austin's even taken to posting photos on his official Facebook page, with captions that seem to out both BP and the local clean-up effort (check them out here and here).

    The good news is that their Twitters (his and hers, babes) are quickly gaining followers, and there is no shortage of urgent Tweets about news, photos, and other upsetting information on the spill. We think other celebs should take a note from the couple and really try to make an effort to use their power of celebrity for good.

    Not everyone's got to visit the Gulf—but when you've got thousands of fans who are eager to hear whatever comes out of your mouth, every once in a while you should say something worth hearing.

    Kudos to Soph and Austin! And if you generous folk feel like donating, you can visit the Global Green website and lend a hand!

    Awful Truth

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  26. THanks for the link M and M. I will check it out tonight.

    One other thing I noticed, and I know this is a really stupid one to talk about, he has to be shaving his arm pits. Don't know if he's always done that and I just never noticed, but it just seemed a bit over the top to do.

    But my mother-in-law would approve. :-D :-D :-D

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  27. That "new" last photo cracks me up.

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  28. SpongeBob has LAS (Long Arm Syndrome) just like Austin.

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  29. *Claps hands* You added the Russian Sponge Bob photo. Ha!

    Soooooo, Austin did participate, in the PoP promo tour after all. (Hmmmm. I thought Homer Simpson seemed a little taller than usual). Very clever, Special!

    And, yeah, that Audi transport is a family car for sure. Could those windows be any darker?

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  30. One other thing I noticed, and I know this is a really stupid one to talk about, he has to be shaving his arm pits. Don't know if he's always done that and I just never noticed, but it just seemed a bit over the top to do.

    I noticed that a while back and wondered why he did that so I put on my deductive reasoning cap. Here's my theory. As many folks know, Adam is a natural strawberry blond. Like Elvis, Adam dyes his hair that wonderful jet black shade. So he probably shaves his chest and armpits because the contrast would look remarkably bad. Just a guess, but I bet there is both an aesthetic and a practical reason he does this.

    Adam the Strawberry Blond

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  31. "Jake you are so driving the modern day station wagon. Yeah that says hot swinging bachelor. HA!"

    That say he is the father of a "tribu" ?

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  32. **Sophia & Austin Visit the Gulf and Urge Your Help!

    Celebs can be do-gooders too, y'know.**




    We at E told Ted's ass to knock off the snarky and prissy banter about Austin Nichols and Sophia Bush efforts on the Gulf coast. They are a few of the celebrities who are trying to make a difference. Of course he should be involved also, but he's not.

    We suggested he print something worthy of their great efforts.

    We had to let him know who's running this place and he can be replaced. Easily!

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  33. Austin changed his twitter picture.

    So long Austin meets Butthead mugshot. Hello Five Head.

    But I think the Absorbent Man need a towel himself.

    AUST10NICHOL

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  34. Where's Jake's ring? He hasn't worn it the last few pics.

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  35. I always forget Adam is naturally a redhead, so I think you may be right M and M about that being the reason for shaving.

    As always when I see Adam, I can't help but wonder why HW is so terrified of openly gay actors. Everytime he steps on stage or in front of the cameras Adam proves g that women have no problem being a fan of and lusting after a gay man.

    I also take it the tour has been a success because he keeps adding dates. He is playing a ton of cities. Wish I could see him again. He's added a show on Staten Island in August, but I will be out of town that week. :-(

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  36. I am really looking forward to the CNN special tonight. CNN Presents are usually very good.

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  37. Yes, Adam's tour is doing very well with many sold out venues across the U.S. You're absolutely right. Women and girls of all ages have no problem lusting after a gay man and just having some fun enjoying someone so sexy, charismatic and over the top talented. Like Jake, Adam is a very pretty man. *grin*

    Glam-Nation Tour Success

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  38. Adam is pretty but should be more natural. He has too much make up on face which look too caricatural.

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  39. I prefer Adam with less makeup too, and he's been wearing more than ever lately. However it does work really well on stage, and I think he's just having fun trying different looks the way the female pop stars do.

    Wow, 70 shows, that's a lot. It's exciting to see him do so well, but I'd sure love to know how he makes any money with two opening acts, the clothes, travel, etc. with such cheap tickets.

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  40. I likewise agree about the make-up, but understand Adam's desire to change things up and be colorfully theatrical on stage. His unorthodox costumes also reflect this same "let's dress up and just have some fun" tonight attitude.

    Then again, I've seen him stunningly "unplugged" and stripped down too so I think he changes up his look just because he likes stirring things up. I believe he has said that boredom is not his best friend so his chameleon ways are a reflection of that.

    And, yeah, I don't know how much money he clears but he sure looks likes he's having a lot of fun along the way.

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  41. Maybe a little wet, dark and wild, perhaps?

    with J&A can totally see that.


    Huh? You try getting water splashed all over your face while you're hanging by a rope upside down then shoved down a dark slimy tunnel and squeezed out of a tiny hole. I'm the wet dark and wild one not Pops and Dada.

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  42. All they did was stand there and congratulate each other. Bastards.

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  43. 30 comments about Austin and Sophia at Ted's

    3 are ads.

    Here's 6 of the first 10 comments.

    Isn't that sweet!! I wonder where Jake is hiding in the picture??

    Toothy's boyfriend is looking pretty good!

    So much better than going for coffee runs with your beard the way Jake did with Reese, because at least some good is coming out of this fauxmance.

    yeah, where is Jake G?

    Were Toothy and Baby Tile there too?

    Austin is Grey Goose! Read it on blind items exposed people. To the person who said they don't "hang out anymore" * oh really and you see them every day? LOL

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  44. Watched Tony & Gary had a baby. What a wonderful story and how so many people came together to create a beautiful little boy that touched their lives. What a beautiful family and very special extended family. And the three women who gave them this child. The donor, the surrogate and their angel who's gift allowed them to have this journey.

    When Gary talked about how growing up and told about growing up and getting married and having children, and saying why couldn't they have that too, it made me think of Jake, who has long talked about having a family since the beginning.

    The waiting to see if the surrogate was pregnant, the excitement of those look of their child in ultrasound, finding out they were having a son, getting ready for the arrival, the drive to get there and then that moment when they first saw their son.

    It did reinforce a thought that I have always had. That J&A never entered into this on a whim and it had to be very very well thought out, it had to be for just all the logistics. Looking what Doug and Gary went through and that was just for civilian couple can't imagine what J&A must had to have gone through.

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  45. And seeing a picture of the whole car. Jake you are so driving the modern day station wagon. Yeah that says hot swinging bachelor.

    LOL a big Audi Q7. A fast, efficient, yet nondescript and not attention getting, family car - and it seats seven. Let's see, Jake, Austin, two BTs, at least one nanny and all the baby/toddler toys, changing supplies, extra clothes, food and playpen crap. Perfect.

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  46. Looks like Austin and Sophia are not getting the comments they expected, at least on AT. Put yourself out there and you make yourself a target, good intentions or not.

    Poor trolls. All their time spent trying to promote Jake is straight and Ted swats it away like a fly.

    Jake looks a bit rough around the edges in the car picture. Fatigue from caring for Baby Tile on his own, or maybe the flu. I hope he feels better soon.

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  47. Finally! I don't have to sit in the trunk.

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  48. Sorry 10:09 was me. I clicked too fast. Back from work and catching up.

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  49. The pictures of Jake in the car where from yesterday. Maybe that was earlier before he headed back to the Drs.

    Agree M, he did look a little rough, wonder if someone small was up sick and not him.

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  50. 10 p.m. Anonymous posts are deleted here. All you have to do is assign yourself a name when you leave a comment. I've reposted for you this time:


    Looks like Austin and Sophia are not getting the comments they expected, at least on AT. Put yourself out there and you make yourself a target, good intentions or not.

    Poor trolls. All their time spent trying to promote Jake is straight and Ted swats it away like a fly.

    Jake looks a bit rough around the edges in the car picture. Fatigue from caring for Baby Tile on his own, or maybe the flu. I hope he feels better soon.

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  51. Oh, good m. I didn't see your comment. I reposted for you anyway.

    Yeah, poor Jake doesn't look to well. Bet he could use some tender loving care about now. Hope a certain someone returns home soon. :-)

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  52. Thanks for the cover M&M, M said it she hit the button too quick when she posted. So we're all good and everyone is covered. : )

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  53. WFT2 is posting a tweet that Jake is in NY today. If he is, he sure couldn't have been very ill. I wonder if Jake has to flee to keep the cover of being one step away from whereever Austin is.

    *shakes head* What a way to live a life, if that's the case.

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  54. Haven't seen any other mentions or tweets of Jake in NYC just that one.

    Sure Jake will pop up somewhere in the next day or two maybe NY or he could still be in LA. Just a wait and see.

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  55. found what u were looking forJune 24, 2010 at 10:36 PM

    Just looking you have to be really naive to not know all or most of those comments came from WFT or OMG regulars. Most people on the internet know where those types of comments come from everytime there is a picture of Jake. And most of the people who are not interested in Jake's sex life call those people who post those types of comments Trolls? Interesting hun?

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  56. It did reinforce a thought that I have always had. That J&A never entered into this on a whim and it had to be very very well thought out, it had to be for just all the logistics. Looking what Doug and Gary went through and that was just for civilian couple can't imagine what J&A must had to have gone through.

    Yes, the CNN documentary was distinctly touching and intimately revealing on many levels, especially when it came to sharing both the unique and the similar aspects of a male couple wanting to have a child just like anyone else. I also liked the way the presentation hit upon how their family planning made the two men grow even closer to each other. The discussion of the mother instinct concept was interesting too. I have no doubt that men approach the raising of a child much differently that two women, with the essential component of love being the indispensible bond shared by all.

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  57. I think most of us have made clear that we don't comment on sites other than here or WFT2, so I hate to break the news to you but the general public that follows entertainment news knows Jake is gay.

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  58. Jack you don't have to go home but you can't stay here.

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  59. ....all or most of those comments came from WFT or OMG regulars.

    You don't get out much, do you? As we have told you innumerable times, there are tons of commenters all over the Internet from gay sites, to an untold variety of celebrity and special interest communities. Registered and unregistered. Only you seem to have time to run around all over various websites, imposing your sanctimonious rants. Too bad it's killing you that Jake and Austin are gay. Never mind the many who also think these two are in the closet
    ...TOGETHER. Now, move along. That's all the attention you will be given tonight.

    How very sad for you.

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  60. Yo lloro lagrimas grandes de sal por el mar.
    2 minutes ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

    I cry great tears of salt by the sea.

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  61. AUS10, how do you say drama queen in Spanish?

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  62. "so I hate to break the news to you but the general public that follows entertainment news knows Jake is gay."


    The general public that follows entertainment isn't freak like you , completely obsessed by the private like of someone you don't know. Fortunately all people aren't sick.

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  63. "WFT2 is posting a tweet that Jake is in NY today."

    The location on the twitter is “New Crack City”. No NYC. It's a record label "New Crack City Records". The twitter has a link to facebook and the location is Los Angeles.

    this is the tweet:

    steedlord: Jake Gyllenhaal in the buildin' twitter

    Current Location:New Crack City • Los Angeles facebook

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  64. Poor trolls. All their time spent trying to promote Jake is straight and Ted swats it away like a fly.

    Only the Ted Kool-Aid sippers subscribe to your naive theory.

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  65. so I hate to break the news to you but the general public that follows entertainment news knows Jake is gay.

    LMAO...the general public lap up the PR-feed stories in the rags like US Weekly. I loved breaking that news to you.

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  66. RT @MissLeslieG: A new study says the more gay male friends a woman has the better her body image and feelings of attractiveness. Oh gay ...

    about 6 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

    SophiaBush

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  67. The location on the twitter is “New Crack City”. No NYC. It's a record label "New Crack City Records". The twitter has a link to facebook and the location is Los Angeles.

    Thanks LA. I thought it was odd that Jake was suddenly in NY, particularly since Jake looked pretty roughed up around the edges yesterday. Also, I just noticed Steed Lord. Of course. The music loving Jake and Silverlake connection, once again.

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  68. Sophia's tweet above is the kind of thing that makes me much happier about her and Austin bearding than, say, Jake and Reese. She may be pretending about the nature of her and Austin's relationship, but she's unashamed of her close gay buds.

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  69. Did Austin just tweet about being turned on by Brazilian soccer players!

    Ok brazilenos. I'm rooting for you right now. You make futbol so damn sexy. I'm getting turned on. Can't wait to come visit your country!!

    If you knew how many gay men I know who are into Brazilians......

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  70. If you knew how many gay men I know who are into Brazilians......

    Gotta love his ahhh...passion and...ahem...candor!
    ;-)

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  71. Oh noooo! Austy-poo is going to go to Brazil to cheat on Jake, what about the children???

    LoL!!! I know gay men who are into Brazilians, Italians, Greeks,....

    Austy sure has learned how to use tweet, can't wait till he starts tweeting for the set of OTH

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  72. If you knew how many gay men I know who are into Brazilians......

    People or manscaping?

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  73. Oh noooo! Austy-poo is going to go to Brazil to cheat on Jake, what about the children???

    Wow. You must be a saint because I don't know anyone who's in a committed and healthy relationship that doesn't express their enjoyment of the human form. Commitment does not equal being blind. You go, Austin.

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  74. wax on said...

    If you knew how many gay men I know who are into Brazilians......

    People or manscaping?


    CLASSIC! LMAO

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  75. It's funny, my straight friends don't do it very much, but every single one of my gay friends--as well as me and my girlfriend--have no problem talking about who we find hot.

    I think looking at other people is just natural when you're a sexual being. I just assume straight couples don't talk about it as much because it seems to be more taboo. Or maybe there is something about the two people in a couple looking at the same sex that makes it easier??? ALthough in my and my girlfriend's case, it's as likely to be men as women that we're talking about.

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  76. People or manscaping?

    CLASSIC! LMAO


    Ditto.

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  77. Just because you're on a diet doesn't mean you can't look at the menu!

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  78. Just because you're on a diet doesn't mean you can't look at the menu!

    Is that you, Jake? *wink*

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  79. WOW! Nice comments from Ted!? Thanks man. RT @SophiaBush & @AUS10NICHOLS's work in the Gulf on 'the awful truth' http://bit.ly/bsOdOK
    about 1 hour ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

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