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This is bullshit. myself and paul bettany have the longest Wimbledon match in history. It took us ONE MONTH to finish!!!
My bed head is amazing. I'm screaming for USA and my brow has the voovoozela ap!!
I hereby solemnly swear that if the Celtics win, I will streak through the streets of Venice, to the pier, and perform an naked backflip...
Then of course our exclamation series.
The Uno
The Dos
And for a limited time only!!!
The Too Sexy For My Shirt Tweet Two-fer Nooner.
Ok brazilenos. I'm rooting for you right now. You make futbol so damn sexy. I'm getting turned on. Can't wait to come visit your country!!
Act Now! And you a can get Thursday Threesome. One more tee from this tweet that works with the other two, no mix 'em and match 'em. ; )
destiny said...
ReplyDeleteDid Austin just tweet about being turned on by Brazilian soccer players!
Ok brazilenos. I'm rooting for you right now. You make futbol so damn sexy. I'm getting turned on. Can't wait to come visit your country!!
If you knew how many gay men I know who are into Brazilians......
Destiny South American men are the hottest. I was lucky enough to go out with a guy from Peru that I met in Florida and oh my God was he georgous. Man can they kiss. Darn guy married a girl.
Go figure!!!!!!
I love today's post. It's very creative and funny. Thank you Special! :)
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ReplyDeleteGot to tell you all about Enrique(Henry). Met Enrique at a bar in Fort Lauderdale. Well this guy loved the NBA. So I was in since I was following the NBA quite a bit because I was such a huge AI fan. Welll the guy was a sucker for Jerseys. He got an AI, D. Wade, 2 Jordans, and a Carmella Anthony out of me. Let me tell you he looked great in them all but when he put on that powder blue Carmella Anthony Jersey he damn near burned down the house he was so hot. Well during that time period both the Lakers and Enrique broke my heart.
ReplyDeleteBut if you ever want a treat just get yourself down to South Beach. Best looking men in the world from the USA and South America. Damnnnnnnnnnnn..............
Never been to Florida. Now that my girlfriend's brother is living in Miami I might actually make it there some day.
ReplyDeleteSK "Tony and Gary have a Baby" was very good. I really liked both the surrogate and the biological Mom. It was great that they both guys hads biological children.
ReplyDeleteI think it is a great idea but I feel in my heart for some reason that a baby needs a women for the very early stages of their life. I hope that Tony and Gary had that women in their babies life. Of course we know that BT has a women in his/her life. We have seen her picture. She is very pretty:-)
^^^It was great that both guys had biological children
ReplyDeleteFunny tweets from sophin. Either Austin and sophia just told the truth or they are messing with us.
ReplyDeleteCmon Austin you still check out OMG I bet.
Absolutely gorgeous here today. Too good not to take advantage of the great weather.
ReplyDeleteNo guesses on what that last part of the t-shirt threesome would be? Thought that would jump out at you.
Austin is you market The Tres. I'll be looking for my cut. LOL
No guesses on what that last part of the t-shirt threesome would be? Thought that would jump out at you.
ReplyDeleteOh my god, now that you mention it again, I got it. Can't wait to come...
You are a bad, bad girl, Special :P
Matt Petersen about the trip to the Gulf.
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Just read your post, Special. Really grin-producing in all the right ways. TB has already guessed the clue, but I have to tell you, the idea of each guy wearing various T-shirts that scream, "We're together," will be floating through my mind for days. My naughty imagination is already running wild!
ReplyDeleteAwww, and you even made sure to get in those three exclamation marks that Austin loves so much. Let's see, I can just see Jake's T-shirt saying, "CAN'T WAIT TO COME," and Austin's shirt responding: "I'VE GOT A PACKAGED DEAL, JUST FOR YOU." *evil smile*
Super cute post today. Very clever. Not much else to add at the moment. I'm still slammed at work so I am glad Jake is not out and about as I need a break to catch up with real life. Things should return to normal pace at the office after 7/4.
ReplyDeleteStill laughing over "This is bullshit" in the picture with Sophia.
ReplyDeleteTom, I don't know about you. Stories of hot Latin lovers. Guess it's true what they say "still waters run deep"
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Is it wrong to get aroused in whole foods?
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:) Poor Austin, it seems he has been separated from Jake for too long. He seems to have sex on the brain. ;)
ReplyDeleteIs it wrong to get aroused in whole foods?
ReplyDeleteNew way to think about "The Chef Suggests." ; )
Mr. Nichols - Save room for dessert.
Is it wrong to get aroused in whole foods?
ReplyDeleteWholefoods = public place + organic food. It's Toothy/Jake's dream come true! ;)
whip cream, cream pie... Pop tart
ReplyDeleteIs it wrong to get aroused in whole foods?
ReplyDeleteFor the millionth time Austin how many times do I have to tell you, stay away from the damn cucumbers and zucchini. Remember, no fondling the walnuts either.
Jakey
ReplyDeleteFluffer Nutter first then Sticky Buns
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ReplyDeleteDestiny South American men are the hottest. I was lucky enough to go out with a guy from Peru that I met in Florida and oh my God was he georgous. Man can they kiss. Darn guy married a girl.
ReplyDeleteGo figure!!!!!!
Tom, so this guy screwed around with you, while dealing with women also? Then he married a woman? I guess was probably dating the woman and had you on the side?
I can certainly understand Aus10's passion for the Whole Foods experience. After all, the organic market is celebrating it's 30th birthday this year (just like two other men dear to our hearts), it's birthplace is Austin, Texas, and one of the trendy market's core values is to "satisfy" and "delight." So wonder Jake's creative juices begin to overflow at just the mention of the phrase, "locally grown."
ReplyDeleteNow, remember, Austin, don't forget that squeezing for firmness is essential whenever you're selecting the very best. Uh-oh. West Hollywood Store Manager public address announcement:
"Clean up on Aisle 4...again. I told you people not to let Jake and Austin in the store together."