Good mooooorning!!! It's a new day and I am not working on this Jan 7. This is great to be paid while I'm having fun this morning. What a great feeling to have a day of V. Like having a snow day when you're in school. It's a Kevin McAllister moment running up & down the hallway, waving one's arms in the air.
Special, I can't believe your post this morning. lol. You made me laugh.
Well, just finished the cereal at 10:35 in the morning!!!! That's unbelievable. It's great, that's what it is.
Well, suppose I'll do something about that avatar at some point today. lol. Lookit that thing. That's a heckuva recliner. It's a two-seater.
Well, hope some are having a great day at work!! Punch a clock for me.
Agree with everything you said about Jake and Austin, with one exception, I just don't feel as angry as you do. Anymore with these two I feel like I just feel like some disinterested bystander watching from the sidelines. I shake my head a lot, but I just don't care enough to get angry--except when it comes to a possible BT, and how they are possibly hiding and teaching an innocent child to lie and be ashamed of himself.
This whole thing with Swifty is a real travesty. It could be the poster child for what not to do, probably the way Enron gets taught in business school.
And you're not alone in your disgust. I actually skimmed the 800+ comments over on ONTD on the breakup, and over and over again not only did I seem expressions of joy, but also plenty of people saying they just couldn't feel the same way about Jake after this. Even people who think he is straight were turned off by this, and who obviously arranged the whole thing was.
Jake and his people fucked up big time on this one.
For whatever reason they do this, Dest, and I feel like the whole truth is not out. But until it is, what choice do most have in feeling how they do?
And it doesn't matter if they do this for their family. The fact remains you just don't treat people this way. You don't treat them like they have a brain the size of a pea.
If even that x17 helicoptor bit was staged to help set up that Jake was put off by "all the attention" - I swear to pete, to go to that kind of extreme (and I am leaning toward the notion that that x17 thing was indeed a big lie), it's a total show of disrespect and disregard to your fellow human beings. It makes all our emotions, thoughts and opinions a sham. They were all for naught. It makes one feel like a total fool; like we were just played. That's an awful, embarrassing feeling.
And this is why Jake is going to pay for this. People will no longer trust him. They will feel duped by what Jaylor was so plainly - a total sham.
And if he doesn't care? He should. He should care. Would he want to be treated like that? Of course not. And not only that, but the hand you bite today may be the hand you need to eat out of tomorrow.
Still think it all has to do with Jake wanting to be an A-List star, and now, perhaps being too far in to turn back, or thinking that is the case. Who knows how much of his soul he sold when he bearded with Reese. For all we know that contract has a "beard and don't come out for 20 years" clause to it.
I don't for a minute think he is doing it for BT and to protect him.
NPH and Ricky Martin are far bigger stars than Jake, and they've been left in peace when it comes to their kids. The only photos you see of them is the ones they want people to see.
Thanks for the link, Dest. I just saw this morning where NPH had won a People's Choice. How wonderful about his acceptance speech. What a thrill for him.
LOL, Destiny re: the Aspen pic.
Who knows when that picture was taken. Austin looks just thrilled, doesn't he? lol
Even though the world wasn't all that shocked when ice-cream paramours Jake Gyllenhaal and Taylor Swift busted up, folks were nonetheless shocked by how quickly Jake ended it. And even though there are questions about his reasons, the fact remains that hunky Jake will no doubt be combing the actress-filled waters of Hollywood, looking to bait his next lucky babe sooner than later.
We have some definite ideas on this subject. Because, after all, nobody wants to see Jake single forever—or with another not-exactly-perf honey to trot out by his side, right?
Let's dish:
Clearly, Jake's had rotten luck with blondes. Can we please agree on that? Of course, we can. Meaning the dude clearly needs to move onto a more earthy brunette type, preferably one who knows her acting game, is closer to his age (or older) and who detests coffee.
Because let's be clear about this: If we see Jake Gyllenhaal photographed with some nubile date anywhere within 20 feet of a Starbucks again, we are officially going to picket our favorite movie star's next movie opening. This coffee-clutch romancing must stop. ASAP.
That said, here's who we think Jake should give it a go with next, what say you? Awful's Please Help Jake Find Love Poll Who should Jake date next?
* 22.4% Mila Kunis: The Black Swan star oozes fierce sexuality and talent. * 30.9% Anne Hathaway: She's already seen the goods and loved them! * 15.5% Jennifer Aniston: They already run in the same crowd. * 22.3% James Franco: He did just imply he might be game. * 8.9% Other: Drop your suggestions below.
Maybe Sophin didn't get the memo about Swifty being over and were looking to ride the country craze train, and promote swifty, Peter's Monroe biopic and Goopy's new crappy movie.
Yes, he did hang out with Franco at one of the Oscar parties, for a nano-second there was even speculation he might be Gray Goose. Which might be Ted hinting at Jake being Toothy, come to think of it.
That's a matter of opinion. I seriously doubt Austin will EVER get nominated for an Oscar whereas Franco is not only the upcoming Oscar co-host but he's a lock for an Oscar nod (could be the first of many). Jake would do VERY well to hook up with Franco.
I have to say, Austin looks magnifique in that cowboy hat. Put a cowboy hat and boots on 'em and it's instant sex appeal. Not that he didn't have it by the ton to begin with. And he is from Texas to boot. Wow! :)
Checked in the who should date Jake over at Ted and Mr. Nichols and the Grey Goose has gotten mentions. And come on - is there anyone else for - one look of Jake when he's with Austin and you know there is no one else.
Right - it's my opinion. Franco doesn't do it for me at all - sorry. I may be a minority but...♫♪I don't care! I don't care!♪♫
Who cares if Austin is nominated for an Oscar? Like that's a qualification for worthiness? Give me a stinkin' break.
An Oscar is going to do you absolutely no good when the back goes out, when you get corns & bunions, when you need to put the kids to bed, when you need to explain the facts of life to the kids, when you get a diagnosis of a serious illness like cancer.
Hey Destiny, are you guys getting another snowstorm? I saw on the Weather Channel this morning the mayor of NYC giving a press conference and he was defending a city official transferring. He sounded like he was evading the truth if you ask me. Anyway, I guess there was all kinds of controversy over the city's snow removal.
While I bet Jake didn't like leaving home, I bet he doesn't mind missing out on the snow.
Okay, yeah, I hear what you're saying, Dest. Then Ted should have put Austin in there.
Or Adam Lambert, at least.
I still think about that Green Room pic of Jake sitting there all prim & proper with his legs crossed while Wild & Carefree Adam Lambert sat next to him, Temptation on a Stick.
Our computer problems are solved and things are back to normal, but I had to catch up a bit. Saw this analysis from a PR person pulled over from Datalounge on WFT2. "Since I used to work in PR, I was fascinated by the fake stories planted about Jake giving her expensive presents. Those things were coming out of her camp. Complete misreading of his treehugger image. As a PR maven, up until now, I had to give him kudos for some subtlety with the way the Reese Witherspoon showmance was introduced. Of course once it was out there things changed, but at first, it was subtle. Jake's people were known for the light touch. Until now. It wasn't just internet bloggers and delusional fangurls fantasizing. It was TV shows like E! Access, and a few others. I'd bet Jake's fans are glad he dumped Swift so fast. Professionally speaking, her PR people look bad. Private jets and diamond bracelets are the kinds of things rock stars and wannabes are into. Jake's arugula and granola. BTW: Gwyneth rode this showmance for some mileage as she promoted her reincarnation as a country singer. She admits getting them together(!)even said Taylor, has a friendship with my husband. Which gave me pause. There was talk of Taylor sharing her dressing room with Gwyn at the awards show where she sang. But when Taylor later embellished, by saying she looks at Goop as an older sister I think their 'friendship' cooled. LOL!To complete my analysis, from a PR point of view, this whole thing was a mess. If I had to rate it, in terms of the general public, Taylor came out looking worse than Jake, but that ain't sayin' much. The upside is that it's only a two or three day story.I will credit Taylor's marketing people (a bit different from PR)with taking someone of such limited...talent and really making her a huge world-wide brand. It really is Taylor, Inc." I think they are going to teach the Swift/Gyllenhaal bearding program in PR classes as examples of what not to do.
We didn't get much snow today PG, but the mayor geared up like it was a major storm because he got so much criticism for not doing so during the blizzard.
apparently there is a new-fangled device that can take pictures of your bones. what will they think of next? about 10 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
X-Rays confirmed that my wrist is not broken!!! Woo hoo. They also showed that I have naturally occurring adamantium in my skeleton about 4 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
Apparently I am Wolverine's third cousin on his mother's side. about 4 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
@dCABALLERO and I are enjoying watching Texas A&M get whooped!! 42 minutes ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
Boy, Austin must have gone to theeee slowest emergicenter with theeee slowest X-ray tech department.
Naw, I know he didn't just get those results. Good thing it's not broken. That would be bad. I've heard more stories now from people on various broken bones, lol. Gee whiz, a lot of people have busted things.
I was watching a couple of episodes of Jacka** last night and Johnny Knoxville was sumo wrestling this big sumo wrestler with only a diaper on and he had one of his legs in a boot!! LOLLL! Then his diaper (I think it was a Depends) got ripped off and he duct taped it back together. It was hilarious. I couldn't believe he was doing that with that boot on, tho.
I know, that stuff is just stupid but it cracks me up. Those guys were such idiots. They actually hurt themselves alot of times. Who would do that?
@dCABALLERO and I are enjoying watching Texas A&M get whooped!! 42 minutes ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
Interesting, how this is the first time Austin is explicitly placed in Los Angeles. Let's see, when was the Cotton Bowl played? Oh yeah. On the evening of January 6th, the day Jake returned to his old stompin' grounds. I sure hope that Jake checked his secluded Hollywood abode before any partying ensued, just to make sure that Tay Tay didn't steal any of his favorite "toys" in scorned retaliation. Ahem, I mean, books. Can't have an intellectual, without his trusty "props"...now can we?
I agree, PG. Mr. Caballero is easy on the eyes. He earned an MBA from the University of San Francisco and is a graduate of The University of Texas at Austin. Although college degrees do not automatically make someone erudite, maybe Jake might let Doug participate in one of those "intellectual" orgies" he and Austin have mastered. Although I must say, in Jake's defense, he does have a rather abstruse (although not subtle) public persona. Maybe that's what "his people," meant. Jake, the inscrutable one.
As an aside, I can just see Austin, with his vast encyclopedic knowledge of classic movies, having some fun with old "eating short ribs" Dougie. "The Gay Caballero" anyone?
Here's a YouTube video for those who don't know who Doug is. He's seems to be a bit introverted and reserved. Must be all that book learning stuff:
Boy, Austin must have gone to theeee slowest emergicenter with theeee slowest X-ray tech department.
LOL. I thought the same thing, PG. Maybe Austin was a bit "distracted" these past few weeks, since he "informed" us about that so-called injury on December 23rd. He said then that the X-ray was coming. What, by Pony Express? Methinks, Austin is pulling our collective legs. Be gentle, Mr. Nichols. PG has an actual injury, you know.
X-Rays confirmed that my wrist is not broken!!! Woo hoo. They also showed that I have naturally occurring adamantium in my skeleton.
Does that mean that Jake consists of adamantine? He does have a brilliant lustre about him, after all. Or is it, luster. *wink*
Guess Austin's got a big cock.
Hey!
Good mooooorning!!!
ReplyDeleteIt's a new day and I am not working on this Jan 7. This is great to be paid while I'm having fun this morning. What a great feeling to have a day of V. Like having a snow day when you're in school. It's a Kevin McAllister moment running up & down the hallway, waving one's arms in the air.
Special, I can't believe your post this morning. lol. You made me laugh.
Well, just finished the cereal at 10:35 in the morning!!!! That's unbelievable. It's great, that's what it is.
Well, suppose I'll do something about that avatar at some point today. lol. Lookit that thing. That's a heckuva recliner. It's a two-seater.
Well, hope some are having a great day at work!! Punch a clock for me.
Love that car, and funny post.
ReplyDeleteLOL your recliner PG.
Agree with everything you said about Jake and Austin, with one exception, I just don't feel as angry as you do. Anymore with these two I feel like I just feel like some disinterested bystander watching from the sidelines. I shake my head a lot, but I just don't care enough to get angry--except when it comes to a possible BT, and how they are possibly hiding and teaching an innocent child to lie and be ashamed of himself.
This whole thing with Swifty is a real travesty. It could be the poster child for what not to do, probably the way Enron gets taught in business school.
And you're not alone in your disgust. I actually skimmed the 800+ comments over on ONTD on the breakup, and over and over again not only did I seem expressions of joy, but also plenty of people saying they just couldn't feel the same way about Jake after this. Even people who think he is straight were turned off by this, and who obviously arranged the whole thing was.
Jake and his people fucked up big time on this one.
For whatever reason they do this, Dest, and I feel like the whole truth is not out. But until it is, what choice do most have in feeling how they do?
ReplyDeleteAnd it doesn't matter if they do this for their family. The fact remains you just don't treat people this way. You don't treat them like they have a brain the size of a pea.
If even that x17 helicoptor bit was staged to help set up that Jake was put off by "all the attention" - I swear to pete, to go to that kind of extreme (and I am leaning toward the notion that that x17 thing was indeed a big lie), it's a total show of disrespect and disregard to your fellow human beings. It makes all our emotions, thoughts and opinions a sham. They were all for naught. It makes one feel like a total fool; like we were just played. That's an awful, embarrassing feeling.
And this is why Jake is going to pay for this. People will no longer trust him. They will feel duped by what Jaylor was so plainly - a total sham.
And if he doesn't care? He should. He should care. Would he want to be treated like that? Of course not. And not only that, but the hand you bite today may be the hand you need to eat out of tomorrow.
I still care. That's why I'm so hacked when I think about it. But then Austin just goes and tweets this:
ReplyDeleteI am such an idiot. Big thanks to Dallas Green @cityandcolour. I was watching the weather report. Dallas Raines is a weather man. I'm an ass
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And I say yes you are, Austin. But you're forgiven.
Suckered in again. **sigh**.
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ReplyDeleteI was wondering that about the X17 thing too PG.
ReplyDeleteStill think it all has to do with Jake wanting to be an A-List star, and now, perhaps being too far in to turn back, or thinking that is the case. Who knows how much of his soul he sold when he bearded with Reese. For all we know that contract has a "beard and don't come out for 20 years" clause to it.
ReplyDeleteI don't for a minute think he is doing it for BT and to protect him.
NPH and Ricky Martin are far bigger stars than Jake, and they've been left in peace when it comes to their kids. The only photos you see of them is the ones they want people to see.
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ReplyDeleteYou're the one that needs a new hobby lol, you're here 24/7, just waiting to say things like that.
ReplyDeletelol
ReplyDeletehttp://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=5819255&l=4c3631c9ba&id=177430074710
ReplyDeleteAnother subway picture
ReplyDeleteYesterday @cityandcolour performed on One Tree Hill. Big thanks to Dallas Raines. Check out the song he wrote for our Gulf Benefit Album
ReplyDeleteGo buy the album on iTunes. It's called Gasoline Rainbows and all the proceeds go to restoring the Gulf. Thanks!
I am such an idiot. Big thanks to Dallas Green @cityandcolour. I was watching the weather report. Dallas Raines is a weather man. I'm an ass
Love this song. I've heard it before but I don't think by this person.
ReplyDeleteI knew my comment at 13:39 would get Jack all riled up.
lol. How's that song by Judy Garland go?
♪♫ I don't care, I don't care! What they may think of me ♪♪♫
♪ I don't care! I don't care!! ♫
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Somewhere in that photo of Soapy and her neutered gay bestie in Western gear is a BBM joke.
ReplyDeleteAdorable clip of NPH thanking his husband and children after winning a People's Choice award.
NPH
Love this song too, always loved the Aerosmith version too.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the link, Dest. I just saw this morning where NPH had won a People's Choice. How wonderful about his acceptance speech. What a thrill for him.
ReplyDeleteLOL, Destiny re: the Aspen pic.
Who knows when that picture was taken. Austin looks just thrilled, doesn't he? lol
♪♫ I don't care, I don't care!! ♫♪
ReplyDeleteI told u all the pic would be out soon. Of course after the fact. Probably from the same sking trip last year
ReplyDeleteExactly, Tom. Way after the fact.
ReplyDeleteJake's in L.A.!!!!! On Just Jared.
Looking cranky as usual! LOL! That's our boy.
Why is his watch so big? It's hanging down onto his hand.
ReplyDeleteCould it be Austin's????
**wink**
LOL.
Watch out - I am ornery tonight!!!!
Who Should Jake Gyllenhaal Date?
ReplyDeleteEven though the world wasn't all that shocked when ice-cream paramours Jake Gyllenhaal and Taylor Swift busted up, folks were nonetheless shocked by how quickly Jake ended it. And even though there are questions about his reasons, the fact remains that hunky Jake will no doubt be combing the actress-filled waters of Hollywood, looking to bait his next lucky babe sooner than later.
We have some definite ideas on this subject. Because, after all, nobody wants to see Jake single forever—or with another not-exactly-perf honey to trot out by his side, right?
Let's dish:
Clearly, Jake's had rotten luck with blondes. Can we please agree on that? Of course, we can. Meaning the dude clearly needs to move onto a more earthy brunette type, preferably one who knows her acting game, is closer to his age (or older) and who detests coffee.
Because let's be clear about this: If we see Jake Gyllenhaal photographed with some nubile date anywhere within 20 feet of a Starbucks again, we are officially going to picket our favorite movie star's next movie opening. This coffee-clutch romancing must stop. ASAP.
That said, here's who we think Jake should give it a go with next, what say you?
Awful's Please Help Jake Find Love Poll
Who should Jake date next?
* 22.4% Mila Kunis: The Black Swan star oozes fierce sexuality and talent.
* 30.9% Anne Hathaway: She's already seen the goods and loved them!
* 15.5% Jennifer Aniston: They already run in the same crowd.
* 22.3% James Franco: He did just imply he might be game.
* 8.9% Other: Drop your suggestions below.
Maybe Sophin didn't get the memo about Swifty being over and were looking to ride the country craze train, and promote swifty, Peter's Monroe biopic and Goopy's new crappy movie.
ReplyDeleteJames Franco, lol. Good for Ted for throwing that one in there. Maybe Jake would get some balls if he hung out with someone like that.
ReplyDeleteDidn't Jake hang out with Franco during the 2006 Oscar season?
ReplyDeleteEveryone should go vote for Franco.
ReplyDeleteYes, he did hang out with Franco at one of the Oscar parties, for a nano-second there was even speculation he might be Gray Goose. Which might be Ted hinting at Jake being Toothy, come to think of it.
James Franco doesn't touch Austin for hotness, sorry!
ReplyDeleteThat's a no brainer for me.
That's a matter of opinion. I seriously doubt Austin will EVER get nominated for an Oscar whereas Franco is not only the upcoming Oscar co-host but he's a lock for an Oscar nod (could be the first of many). Jake would do VERY well to hook up with Franco.
ReplyDeleteI have to say, Austin looks magnifique in that cowboy hat. Put a cowboy hat and boots on 'em and it's instant sex appeal. Not that he didn't have it by the ton to begin with. And he is from Texas to boot. Wow! :)
ReplyDeleteChecked in the who should date Jake over at Ted and Mr. Nichols and the Grey Goose has gotten mentions. And come on - is there anyone else for - one look of Jake when he's with Austin and you know there is no one else.
ReplyDeleteRight - it's my opinion. Franco doesn't do it for me at all - sorry. I may be a minority but...♫♪I don't care! I don't care!♪♫
ReplyDeleteWho cares if Austin is nominated for an Oscar? Like that's a qualification for worthiness? Give me a stinkin' break.
An Oscar is going to do you absolutely no good when the back goes out, when you get corns & bunions, when you need to put the kids to bed, when you need to explain the facts of life to the kids, when you get a diagnosis of a serious illness like cancer.
That statue is going to do squat.
Jake looks his best when he's with Austin.
ReplyDeleteOoops - I forgot to change my avatar. I need to update it.
ReplyDeleteLOL - it's the avatar merry go round!
Agree that Austin is hotter looking, but I want to see Jake linked with a guy in a poll. :-D
ReplyDeleteHey Destiny, are you guys getting another snowstorm? I saw on the Weather Channel this morning the mayor of NYC giving a press conference and he was defending a city official transferring. He sounded like he was evading the truth if you ask me. Anyway, I guess there was all kinds of controversy over the city's snow removal.
ReplyDeleteWhile I bet Jake didn't like leaving home, I bet he doesn't mind missing out on the snow.
Okay, yeah, I hear what you're saying, Dest. Then Ted should have put Austin in there.
ReplyDeleteOr Adam Lambert, at least.
I still think about that Green Room pic of Jake sitting there all prim & proper with his legs crossed while Wild & Carefree Adam Lambert sat next to him, Temptation on a Stick.
That was just a great pic.
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ReplyDeleteOh my God. Austin's got a big cock. I love it love it.
ReplyDeleteThey can throw out a 100 names a 1000 names, but Austin is the only one that matters for Jake. Anyone else is a temporary place holder.
Our computer problems are solved and things are back to normal, but I had to catch up a bit. Saw this analysis from a PR person pulled over from Datalounge on WFT2. "Since I used to work in PR, I was fascinated by the fake stories planted about Jake giving her expensive presents. Those things were coming out of her camp. Complete misreading of his treehugger image. As a PR maven, up until now, I had to give him kudos for some subtlety with the way the Reese Witherspoon showmance was introduced. Of course once it was out there things changed, but at first, it was subtle. Jake's people were known for the light touch. Until now. It wasn't just internet bloggers and delusional fangurls fantasizing. It was TV shows like E! Access, and a few others. I'd bet Jake's fans are glad he dumped Swift so fast. Professionally speaking, her PR people look bad. Private jets and diamond bracelets are the kinds of things rock stars and wannabes are into. Jake's arugula and granola. BTW: Gwyneth rode this showmance for some mileage as she promoted her reincarnation as a country singer. She admits getting them together(!)even said Taylor, has a friendship with my husband. Which gave me pause. There was talk of Taylor sharing her dressing room with Gwyn at the awards show where she sang. But when Taylor later embellished, by saying she looks at Goop as an older sister I think their 'friendship' cooled. LOL!To complete my analysis, from a PR point of view, this whole thing was a mess. If I had to rate it, in terms of the general public, Taylor came out looking worse than Jake, but that ain't sayin' much. The upside is that it's only a two or three day story.I will credit Taylor's marketing people (a bit different from PR)with taking someone of such limited...talent and really making her a huge world-wide brand. It really is Taylor, Inc." I think they are going to teach the Swift/Gyllenhaal bearding program in PR classes as examples of what not to do.
ReplyDeleteWe didn't get much snow today PG, but the mayor geared up like it was a major storm because he got so much criticism for not doing so during the blizzard.
ReplyDeleteNot sure I agree that Taylor came out looking worse than Jake, but the rest seems right on M.
ReplyDeleteapparently there is a new-fangled device that can take pictures of your bones. what will they think of next?
ReplyDeleteabout 10 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
X-Rays confirmed that my wrist is not broken!!! Woo hoo. They also showed that I have naturally occurring adamantium in my skeleton
about 4 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
Apparently I am Wolverine's third cousin on his mother's side.
about 4 hours ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
@dCABALLERO and I are enjoying watching Texas A&M get whooped!!
42 minutes ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
Hot damn, get a look at dcaballero who Austin is watching a Texas A&M game with. Must've been the Cotton Bowl.
ReplyDeleteWow. That guy is niiiiiiice looking. M&M, get a look at that guy.
Boy, Austin must have gone to theeee slowest emergicenter with theeee slowest X-ray tech department.
ReplyDeleteNaw, I know he didn't just get those results. Good thing it's not broken. That would be bad. I've heard more stories now from people on various broken bones, lol. Gee whiz, a lot of people have busted things.
I was watching a couple of episodes of Jacka** last night and Johnny Knoxville was sumo wrestling this big sumo wrestler with only a diaper on and he had one of his legs in a boot!! LOLLL! Then his diaper (I think it was a Depends) got ripped off and he duct taped it back together. It was hilarious. I couldn't believe he was doing that with that boot on, tho.
I know, that stuff is just stupid but it cracks me up. Those guys were such idiots. They actually hurt themselves alot of times. Who would do that?
@dCABALLERO and I are enjoying watching Texas A&M get whooped!!
ReplyDelete42 minutes ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®
Interesting, how this is the first time Austin is explicitly placed in Los Angeles. Let's see, when was the Cotton Bowl played? Oh yeah. On the evening of January 6th, the day Jake returned to his old stompin' grounds. I sure hope that Jake checked his secluded Hollywood abode before any partying ensued, just to make sure that Tay Tay didn't steal any of his favorite "toys" in scorned retaliation. Ahem, I mean, books. Can't have an intellectual, without his trusty "props"...now can we?
I agree, PG. Mr. Caballero is easy on the eyes. He earned an MBA from the University of San Francisco and is a graduate of The University of Texas at Austin. Although college degrees do not automatically make someone erudite, maybe Jake might let Doug participate in one of those "intellectual" orgies" he and Austin have mastered. Although I must say, in Jake's defense, he does have a rather abstruse (although not subtle) public persona. Maybe that's what "his people," meant. Jake, the inscrutable one.
As an aside, I can just see Austin, with his vast encyclopedic knowledge of classic movies, having some fun with old "eating short ribs" Dougie. "The Gay Caballero" anyone?
Here's a YouTube video for those who don't know who Doug is. He's seems to be a bit introverted and reserved. Must be all that book learning stuff:
"That's Gay" interview with Bryan Safi
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ReplyDeleteBoy, Austin must have gone to theeee slowest emergicenter with theeee slowest X-ray tech department.
ReplyDeleteLOL. I thought the same thing, PG. Maybe Austin was a bit "distracted" these past few weeks, since he "informed" us about that so-called injury on December 23rd. He said then that the X-ray was coming. What, by Pony Express? Methinks, Austin is pulling our collective legs. Be gentle, Mr. Nichols. PG has an actual injury, you know.
X-Rays confirmed that my wrist is not broken!!! Woo hoo. They also showed that I have naturally occurring adamantium in my skeleton.
Does that mean that Jake consists of adamantine? He does have a brilliant lustre about him, after all. Or is it, luster. *wink*