Jake might have quit the gym. But it seems Austin hit it between season 7 and season 8.
(Now the trick is to stop staring long enough to comment. But going back to compare and contrast is encouraged)
All those worries about implants are for naught Mr. Nichols it seems like there is no shrinkage at all.
UPDATE:
Doesn't look like the gym is the only thing Jake quit. People Magazine is breaking news that he and Ms Swift are splitz.
From US Stinkley:
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Taylor Swift, 21, may be hard at work penning her next break-up ballad -- sources confirm to UsMagazine.com that she and Jake Gyllenhaal, 30, have ended their brief romance.
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"Jake reached out to her and started all of this, but now he’s not acting as interested," a source reveals in the new issue of Us Weekly (on stands Wednesday).
The previously inseparable pair called it quits just before New Year's Eve, then rang in 2011 separately.
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"He said he wasn't feeling it anymore and was uncomfortable with all the attention they got," says the insider of the just over two-month romance. "He also said he could feel the age difference. Taylor is really upset. We told her not to move so fast with this but she didn't listen."
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Explains a Gyllenhaal insider, “Jake cares about her, but [the publicity] was a lot for him. He wants to keep his private life private, and that’s hard to do dating Taylor.”
For more on the big split, pick up the new issue of Us Weekly, on stands Wednesday!
I have one instant reaction:
LOLLLLLL!!!!
a source reveals in the new issue of Us Weekly (on stands Wednesday).
ReplyDeleteNow wait a minute. So the "split" has been in the works if it's in the issue that comes out tomorrow???
I'll say he wasn't feeling it.
ReplyDeleteOl' Tay didn't have the right equipment.
Boy, there goes all our material......just when it was getting fun.
:(
As the Lyrics about Lattes & Apples Pour Out of Taylor Swift's Heart
ReplyDeleteDamn, Jakey Gyllenhaal and Taylor Swift must've had one of those short-term leases, because People reports that the love affair that launched a million steam wands into oceans of milk IS OVER!!!!! You know there's something wrong in the air when even arranged fake love affairs end up slipping into the storm drain of infinite loneliness. Fun fact: That is an actual lyric from the song Taylor Swift is writing right now on her lemon-scented notebook in the living club house Jake made for her using sofa cushions and lace tablecloths.
A source didn't give a reason for why the Dick and Jane of our time broke up, but they did say it ended last month. Their reps had nothing to say about this mess.
But I doubt they've seen the last of each other. They will make strawberry tarts in the shape of hearts together soon. It will probably be in rehab where they'll both be getting treatment for the fucking caffeine addiction they developed while carrying on with their charade of a relationship. Seriously, coffee stock is totally in the shit hole now.
LOL, Michael. Dick & Jane of our time.
ReplyDeleteStrawberry tarts in the shape of hearts.
Caffeine addiction they developed while carrying on with their charade of a relationship.
Their reps had nothing to say about this mess.
I tell you what. Michael's not necessarily always so kind & loving to Jake anymore like he used to be. There's some tongue in cheek biting going on in several of his posts lately on Jake.
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ReplyDeleteInteresting. How did someone vacationing in Palm Beach get this "insider" news yesterday morning? Jake's in NY. Tay Tay's in Nashville. Hmmm. Note how two key details are already being established:
ReplyDelete1) Jake did the dumping
2) He was using her to promote his film:
@elysiasegal
Dunno if this has broken yet (or if anyone cares) but Jake Gyllenhal dumped Taylor Swift - was using her to promote his movie. Douche!
9:26 AM Jan 3rd via ÜberTwitter
So Jake's going to be the bad guy this time? (That should butch him up real good). Kirsten dumped him. Reeky dumped him. But, this time, Jake is the "man" in this ice cream lickin' relationship. He stood up to Swifty after 47 days, and said "It's ovah. I'm just not feeling it anymore. I need my privacy." Yeah, that's why you did a prearranged Thanksgiving photo op with the family after knowing her for what, one month? LOL.
More like Tay Tay was using Jake to promote her CD and television blitzkreig in November. Let's face it, how would dating a then 20 year old "virgin," who acts 12, help him promote/sell tickets to an adult movie (R-rated) loaded with nudity and marketed on the basis of its uber sexual content?
I know this is irrelevant and totally off topic but before I eat dinner, just wanted to say Ch 14 is UPPPPPPPPP!!!
ReplyDeleteI wanted to add, it's not "using" when both parties are getting something out of the relationship. Swifty got her extra publicity while promoting her new album and Jake got the beard he needed to buy some more time. I sure hope Jake's being comforted by his man tonight! This whole thing must be absolutely devastating. *rolls eyes*
ReplyDeleteWin Win, M&M.
ReplyDeleteTay gets the nation/world's sympathy over being "used". Little Miss Hangin' Her Sad Head on JJ the other day was alllll part of the plan.
And Jake gets to be the toughie. And it wouldn't surprise me if part of the short-term contract does indeed call for a song to be written about him being the big ol' meanie older man.
LOL!!!
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Let's see.... those sad pictures of Ms. Swift on New Year's Eve wondering around Nashville. Sounds like she got the memo. Still needs to work on the acting if she wants another part in a movie.
ReplyDeleteMost outlets are picking up the story and running with it.
And why wouldn't ALL major outlets run with it SK? She is one of the most popular singers in the US, DUH! That was the whole point wasn't it?
ReplyDeleteAnd BTW JJ has those sad pics of her in Nashville dated on Thursday, NYE was on a Friday.
What memo SK? Us already has a story about the break-up for the issue coming out tomorrow so when Jake set up the Brooklyn photo-op with Maggie and Ramona he and her team already had written the ending!!
Remember that fake X17 story about Jake calling the cops when they were in L.A. with the fake helicopters? Well that was the last weekend they were publically seen toogether . The Us story claims he didn't like the attention, ha! What a phony, lying tool.
Her dating history is the same: Jonas, 4 months, Lautner, 3 months, Jake, 2 months and Meyer 2 days!
Well at least Jake wil get a song out of this. He is beyond pathetic.
PSL Isn't he and Taylor supposed to do that shitty movie together NYE? Is that still a go or is this "break-up" just another part of their tacky PR.
Dude, the haterator blog is over there ------>
ReplyDeleteHoly crap Austin is rock solid in that pic. Damn this old man is drolling.
ReplyDeleteYup, They are still attached to the shitty movie
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Don't you feel silly calling someone dude at the age of 50 at least? Jake set-up that Brooklyn photo-op, she just showed up.
I remember when People reported that Jake and Reese broke up in June of 2007 after dating a few months and you know how long that dragged on.
Either her team which is way more smarter than his pulled the plug or this is just more fodder for when and if they do that shitty movie. This way they get the headlines for a few days, she goes to thr P. Choice awards solo with this ( I assume she one and Jake lost plus one of her ex's Lautner will be there I bet!) He has an excuse not to be seen on the red carper solo for the GG.
That tweet was from someone that knew ahead of time and they claim that he used her for LAOD promo. If it did indeed leak out from his camp in that matter Jake is toast because if that is repeated rhen Jake will be seen as a bigger, sleazier tool than some had already thought.
Jake really doesn't care about his career nor how the public views him.
Yup, They are still attached to the shitty movie
ReplyDelete(...)or this is just more fodder for when and if they do that shitty movie.
Uh uh, insider man getting two different insider infos! What to do, what to do? Just post 'em right alongside each other, I guess.
What's up with "Gossip boy" and his BS insider info?
ReplyDeleteInsider info my ass, if that was the case they would have never made an oficial announcement to people and help Us write their fan fiction in advance.
Anyone that actually follows him has to ne an asshat.
And Jake is actually doing NYE???
Jake's association with the cast of NYE has always been listed as rumored.
ReplyDeleteSo has Taylor's. Funny, there was a tweet on NYE that said a group of extras were taping footage in Times square for Jake's next movie NYE. They said Jake's movie and didn't mention any of the other names attached so I think he is going to do it, it would explain why he is in NY now.
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ReplyDeleteYou may be wondering what the real story is with this superstar couple. While they certainly make a good-looking pair, it does seem a little unlikely that they would have hooked up on their own. The truth is that she is just the latest in a series of beards for him. The arrangement helps both of their careers, and they are happy to go along with it for the sake of PR. We think that our musically-inclined girl may secretly be a Whitney Houston fan, because while she can’t quite match Whitney’s voice, she can certainly take a dating cue from one of her films. She dates the famous actor in public, but in private, it’s all about The Bodyguard. (Blind Gossip)
Oh, Taylor, now that the expiration date on contract with Jake has passed, you can freely put a sword to your bodyguard's chest. Then he'll pull off the silk scarf from around your neck and toss it in the air. You'll feel an adult girl tingle in your loins as you watch the scarf neatly cut in half over the sword's blade. YOU CAN DO THIS SHIT IN PUBLIC NOW! It's better than drinking coffee!
Shocker! Taylor Swift and Jake Gyllenhaal Split
ReplyDeleteWe hope you're sitting down for this one! Jake Gyllenhaal and Taylor Swift have broken up.
Yes, sources confirm to us that Jaylor entered splitsville last month.
So what went wrong? And is there any bad blood?
While friends are mum on what officially ended the romance, insiders close to the former couple insist both parties are separately "very happy."
Taylor will be at the People's Choice Awards tomorrow, and we're told she is focused and working hard as usual.
Same goes for Gyllenhaal.
With the Golden Globes less than two weeks out, Jake has his eyes on that golden prize (which, by the way, we totally think he could and should win).
The duo was last scene together in early December and spent both their birthdays and holidays apart.
We're assuming the breakup was pretty amicable, but we'll have to wait until Taylor's next album comes out. Right? That girl can be pretty unpredictable. Why we like her!
If we hear a track named Brokeback Bastard we'll take that as a sign everything wasn't as smooth as we're being told.
The previously inseparable pair
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Boy do they look like fools running with that So In Love cover for Swyll. This whole thing lasted what, six weeks??
I'd put my money on Swifty pulling the plug. I suspect Taylor's people didn't like all the negative comments. Doubt Jake's people were bothered by it as it never bothered them with Reeke. I'd also put my money on Swifty pointing the finger at Jake to make him look bad because she probably blames him for all the negative reactions.
Michael K. is very funny!
ReplyDeleteJake is in NY this year just like he was last year, at this time, because of his family (and I don't mean Maggie/Peter and "silly bandz" niece.
ReplyDeleteI'm heartbroken that we're not going to get that double date with Gomez and Beeber.
ReplyDeleteI had to cruise around and get a feel for some of the comments being made before dropping in. Too many though on ONTD to read, so I skipped those. I liked this one the best though, I think from Gawker. "Their contract must have had a 'public incredulity' loophole. When even the meemaws who read US Weekly can see it as bearding, then you know it's time to cut your losses and run".
ReplyDeleteI think it was Swifts team that pulled the plug on this one. Too much negativity generated from the pairing. I don't think Jake gives a crap at this point. He just goes along and does what he is told to do.
One comment did say that he was with his mother at the Spotted Pig, so that's another nice thought for us.
I'm just glad the charade is over. I know another beard will appear in due time, but hopefully it will be more palatable next time around. PR must learn from their mistakes. Especially when they spew crap like "inseparable pair".
On another note, I saw this mentioned on Gawker, I think. I need to start noting what site I was at when I see something as they all run together after a bit. This applies in CA, and I edited out some part of it but you'll get the gist. "Under Senate Bill 1411, it is now illegal to knowingly and without consent credibly impersonate another actual person through or on an Internet Web site... for purposes of harming, intimidating, threatening, or defrauding another person. Supporters say the law will be interpreted to target internet stalkers and harassers". Maybe this will give some of the trolls pause, at least when they try to pretend they are someone else.
ReplyDeleteLast but not least, be still my heart, Austin. No wonder he has Jake hook, line and sinker. That body is incredible. And he has the charm, personality and wit to match it.
ReplyDeletePhew, glad that's officially over.
ReplyDeleteOne sidenote on the DListed piece. Swifty's bodyguard from the JJ pics is hot. So, if that's true, at least she has good taste, in beards and real lovers.
Didn't Jake just tell The Guardian last week that all the women he dates have to be approved by Maggie or something? "Pass the test" or something. And that it's hard on some women that don't make the cut. I swear I am not making this up. When I read that, I thought, this is setup for the breakup announcement... Taylor got a Gyllensis pink slip!
I have thought from the beginning that this was a short-term contract. It helped both of them with cross-over audience appeal, and helped Jake avoid gay rumors while promoting his sexy naked movie (which I have yet to find time to see!)
Spotted Pig
ReplyDeleteI thought this was a classic observation of why the "relaysh" fizzled so quickly (from ONTD):
ReplyDeleteI imagine Taylor called Jake a homosexual and then he threw her stuffed animal into the water.
Just a few modest arm adjustments and voilà...
ReplyDeleteShowmance Stroll with Short Beard
Showmance Stroll, with Taller Beard
The only real variation is determining who was going to carry the prop shopping bag this time. Who said Jake's publicists don't have imagination?
Dear Ted:
ReplyDeleteI had a friend witness Jake Gyllenhaal hang out at the same back room of a restaurant as Joe Jonas and Ashley Greene while they were in New York City. What would Taylor Swift think of this since obviously she still has beef with Mr. Jonas?
—M
Dear Jealous Much:
Considering Jaylor are dunzo, doubt the blond babe cares! But she probably would have liked it. Heart, Joe, but he's a boy...Jake's a man!
Bitch Back
I imagine Taylor called Jake a homosexual and then he threw her stuffed animal into the water.
ReplyDeleteLOL.
I saw Part I of the off-Broadway production of Angels in America last night. Great production, and seeing it in a small theater it had even more impact on me than it did when I saw the original production. The acting was good, Zachary Quinto is really good and compelling to watch, a fearless performance. He definitely has what it takes to be a great stage actor.
ReplyDeleteI see Part II next week.