Wonder of it all

Somewhere a unicorn has lost it's horn and a sparkly dolphin has beached itself over the news of the great glittermance of 2010 being dunzo.

The rest of the world is writing up the country song and contemplating what rhymes with Gyllenhaal and OMG steps in to help.

The Top Ten phrases that rhyme with Gyllenhaal

10. Three on a "date" total curve ball

9. You were done before SNL's final curtain call

8.It would have end up in a glitter brawl

7. You told them I was too tall

6.It happened on his Australian crawl

5. It was heartache at the coffee stall

4. Rather be dancing on a chair in Montreal,

3. Now everyone knows why the cops got called

2. I knew it was coming it said so in my Magic 8 ball.

and
1."... and spent too much time blowing that turkey call"



But this may be the song of the day at Swift International Heaquarters:

I am weeping I am weeping
Gyllenhaal, Gyllenhaal
US Weekly phones are ringing! People Mag is singing!
Cover Shot. Makes a lot.