Monday, February 7, 2011

Holy Guacamole

So you call yourself #2 huh?

Let it be known that I am the 2nd best guacamole maker in the world. I am making some today for the #superbowl


Then come on then Mr. Nichols spill it! Share your secrets.

Now someone in your house may have to pull out the Molcajete - proper tools for the authenticity of the dish, of course bet you're more like this (well with maybe a different choice in tequila)


And when did you become such a whiz in the kitchen?


Have you been sous'ing a chef?

And speaking of home cooking, someone trying their hand at some southern classics? That the reason for all those trips to TN?

Maybe Austin's time in NC has giving inspiration in all rooms of the house.

You want me to what?


22 comments:

  1. Dear Lord how is Jake not to far off from Charlie Sheen. I sure hope not.

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  2. sick stalkers
    February 7, 2011 6:02 AM



    Well, let's just say this.


    Then there are a lot of sick stalkers out there.

    Because Special's audience just keeps growing and growing. That's a rather odd trend for a blog thought to be commented on by delusional stalkers, wouldn't it? Hmm yes, rather disturbing.

    Not.

    No, I would say this continually upward-turning hit trend is a strong indication that some of the OMG commenters are hitting cylinders, putting up some strong evidence, and making a very good case for statements that are making others uncomfortable.

    Call a small few of us sick. Dilusional. Crazy. Mean. Whatever.

    There are factual numbers that are indicating that there is an ever increasing contingent following this whole saga and they're not doing it to pass the time.

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  3. Special really deserves a ton of congrats and kudos for what she's done with her blog.

    It's an incredible little story all in itself.

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  4. There are factual numbers that are indicating that there is an ever increasing contingent following this whole saga and they're not doing it to pass the time.

    Some people can't pull their eyes away from a horrible, wretched, twisted car accident on the road either. Same thing here. :))

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  5. lol said...
    There are factual numbers that are indicating that there is an ever increasing contingent following this whole saga and they're not doing it to pass the time.

    Some people can't pull their eyes away from a horrible, wretched, twisted car accident on the road either. Same thing here. :))



    The blog is not the MVA though lol. The MVA is what Jake and Austin are doing in their lives. Their self hatred is beyond explaination. If this blog is indeed correct and its opinions are correct then how wretched these two young men are.

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  6. South Pacific just started and thought of Jake. Picturing that sprite of kid with big big glasses belting out all the songs by heart. "Gonna Wash that Man Right Out of My Hair" "I'm in Love with a Wonderful Guy" "There's Nothing like a Dame" "Bali Ha'i" "Honey Bun" "Some Enchanted Evening"

    Wonder how many he still sings around the house now. ; )

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  7. Is there any animal that is ticklish? Why are humans? I'm asking the tough questions.
    3 minutes ago via Twitter for BlackBerry®

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  8. It has just been announced that Rufus and Martha Wainwright and their aunt, Anna McGarrigle, will host A Celebration of the Music of Kate McGarrigle, a pair of tribute shows to be held for their late mother at New York City's Town Hall on May 12 and 13. These shows will feature performances by Rufus and Martha, as well Anna McGarrigle, Jimmy Fallon, Emmylou Harris, Antony (of Antony and the Johnsons), Krystle Warren, Teddy Thompson, Justin Bond, Jenni Muldaur, Sloan Wainwright and more. Tickets for both shows are onsale now at Ticketmaster.com.

    All profits from these events will go to the Sarcoma Foundation of America. Rufus and Martha were recently named as the 2011 spokespersons for the Sarcoma Foundation of America. Kate McGarrigle passed away from Sarcoma in January 2010.

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  9. Well Austin, there’s the physiological aspects of tickling and then the socialization aspects of submission and aggression:

    Humor, tickling and self-preservation

    Cross-species phenomenon

    Koala cuteness

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  10. RT Baron_Davis "Players with fight never lose a game, they just run out of time" - Coach Wooden
    about 3 hours ago via ƜberTwitter Retweeted by AUS10NICHOLS and 61 others

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  11. You wonder if Austin has a couple of things he can make in the kitchen which bring lots of boasting. And with that, then it becomes a little competition in the GyllenNichol house.

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  12. I think Charlie Sheen is a hopeless mess. He even wanted to do his rehab at home. lol. Geez. Like that would be successful for his issues.

    He's been inconsiderate of all of his co-workers and crew who work on his show. Their lives have all been disrupted due to his totally screwed up behavior.

    He's had repeated incidents of domestic unrest, now you have possible drug issues and never mind all of the paid-for entertainment.

    I'm not sure how that even comes a fraction close to Jake.

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  13. Couple of thing about today's Ted

    First, Julie from Texas was the named signed to the letter.
    Julie - Julian
    Texas


    And second, the thing about about Charlie and Toothy comparison - might be about Charlie's BV moniker is close to or similar to the initials T.T. or the name Toothy Tile.

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  14. lol said...
    There are factual numbers that are indicating that there is an ever increasing contingent following this whole saga and they're not doing it to pass the time.


    #1 - Who was "lol"? lol did not say this. I said this. And my name is not lol. Totally mis-referenced.


    Some people can't pull their eyes away from a horrible, wretched, twisted car accident on the road either. Same thing here. :))

    #2 :)) <-- What is this? How does a double smiley face follow an awful statement like that? "a horrible, wretched, twisted car accident".

    What does a double smiley face mean in this statement? Is it about seeing an awful vehicular accident?

    Is it because it's funny to keep looking at a blog that you compare to a fatal car wreck? Question - Why would you keep looking? I would have a ton better things to do with my life.

    Does a double smiley face mean this statement is sorta meant in fun? Just a joke? Somehow I don't think so given the 'horrible, wretched, twisted' reference.

    Does this double smiley face mean no offense intended? That the commenter is a wannabe secret ally?

    What in the heck does a double smiley face stinkin' mean? Why are there two parenthesis marks? Does that mean it's extra funny? Was it simply a typo? Is it like a friendly wink? Is it a smart aleck wink? Is it like a wink and a smile? Is it the new thing in text icons? Maybe it indicate two mouths?

    Does a double smiley face after a snarky comment like this - can it be compared to a human wearing garlic around their neck in the form of protection against a vampire? Or is it like saying hey, I'm really making a snarky comment that I speak as an inward truth but I want to act like I'm joking just so that no one gets mad at me or verbally attacks me. So would that mean it's like sunscreen?

    After comparing this blog to a horrible, wretched, twisted car wreck, if the double smiley face is intended to be a form of protection, forget it.

    I dunno - talk about a hit and run. To drop a double smiley face icon and then leave without explaining it, that's just wrong.

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  15. Thanks for your insight and thought on the Charlie Sheen/Toothy Tile question. I'm perplexed, as you can probably tell by my comment a few moments ago.

    Although not nearly as perplexed as I am by a :)).

    Hopefully this person indulges me in an explanation behind that whole statement and double smiley. The statement and the icon are in total conflict with each other and are causing me intense duress.

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  16. Well, and to pile on top of that duress which I'm taking to bed with me, is the prospect of more snow tomorrow. OH BOY.

    A positive thing today.

    I have graduated from my boot to an ankle brace!!! Now free of the BOOT!! Boot-free.

    And I had the most wonderful doctor today. See, I ditched that last one I had - that guy was all about the insurance companies and not at all about the patient. This man I had today was old school. He was the kindest, kindest man.

    How he and my wonderful, handsome physician asst. can work in that office full of cranky ladies is beyond me. Anyway, ankle brace for two full weeks and then two more weeks of only wearing it outside, then I'm free, free, free!!! Free to hop, skip & jump as desired.

    All right, well, looks like a quiet day on the ol' blog-ino today. I better hit the hay myself.

    Tomorrow is a two-shoe day!! Austin, you have two-wheel Tuesday? Well, I'm having me a Two-Shoe Tuesday. LOLLLLL!!! And quite happily, too! The ol' boot-ito is being kicked to the curb, back to a dark corner of the closet, hopefully never to be seen or used again. It served me well. It healed my leg - my fibula!! Not the tibia - the fibula!! Dr. S said had it been the tibia, it would've required a cast. Just a boot and that bone fused back together. Isn't the human body just unbelievable how it can heal itself?

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  17. Hey PG congrats on getting rid of the boot. It must feel great.

    I cant think of anything that links Jake with Charlie, though their coloring may be a wee bit similar. Ted's clues can be so obtuse sometime, who knows what he might be getting at. I have not read comments at Ted to see if anything surfaced there to link them.

    Great image Special, of Jake singing songs from South Pacific. I'd actually love to see him do the role of LT Cable, though I am so attached to the original version, I find it difficult to watch the newer versions of South Pacific.

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  19. Rose-colored glassesFebruary 8, 2011 at 10:18 AM

    And second, the thing about about Charlie and Toothy comparison - might be about Charlie's BV moniker is close to or similar to the initials T.T. or the name Toothy Tile.

    I cant think of anything that links Jake with Charlie,


    You need to take off your rose-colored glasses regarding Jake. First, Ted didn't say Toothy was the same as Charlie Sheen, he said there were similarities. Ted's own Blind Items about Toothy have talked about rent-boys, a female hooker, strippers, and yes - gasp! - cocaine. Those are similarities. Ted didn't say Toothy was a cocaine addict or that he abuses women. But he ain't pure as the driven snow, people, he's just much smarter about the public persona he puts out there. Second, Charlie Sheen and Jake are both second-generation show business kids with parents that are still in show business. Another similarity.

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  20. Yes Rose colored glasses they're all similarities as well. Really hadn't thought all of those, but they all fit too. And agreed Jake's no saint but he's no where near the bad boy Charlie is.

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  22. Rose colored glasses found a lot more similarities than I expected. That's why a team effort pays off.

    Per Ted today, Carey and Jake just acquaintances, though I don't think anyone thought otherwise to begin with.

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