The shooting schedule's changed, not a big deal. No worries, I have it all worked out for the scene where we need Brooke.
Oh look they're here! Let's go people.
You knew I was at Fashion Week! There were supposed to be no scenes while I was away. And instead you replaced me with a garment bag!Schedules change, you weren't here and frankly the garment bag did a better job!
And corduroy is fashionable!!!!!!And hey it's Two Wheel Tuesday, get out and...
Well, I looked up james duke mason and he is cute as a button but way too young for Jake. I'm sure Ted loves him since he is out and proud.
ReplyDeleteIn paris now and just had a great dinner. Every trip has an adventure. This years will be getting to the eurostar Chunnel departure drop off and discovering my husband had left his backpack with a laptop and an iPad inside at the hotel. The taxi driver drove like mad to make it all the way back to the hotel and then back to the train. My husband boarded with only minutes to spare.
Dear Ted:
ReplyDeleteWhy is Jake Gyllenhaal wearing what appears to be a wedding ring in the photos of him with Anna Kendrick taken outside a Subway shop? Did Jake sneak into a wedding chapel on that trip to Las Vegas, and if so, is Anna the lucky lady?
—Single Ladies put a ring on it
Dear Bride Groom:
Yep, and Anna's knocked up with a little Jakey-poo Jr. on the way! Please, don't make me laugh. Anna and Gylley are strictly platonic, in all senses. And Jake is hardly ready to walk down the aisle. The only thing hot and heavy that day was a toasted turkey sub.
Afternoon Bitch-Back!
Another non-answer from Ted.
ReplyDeleteM, I had a panic attack just reading your adventure, lol.
a little Jakey-poo Jr. on the way
ReplyDeleteThe only thing hot and heavy that day was a toasted turkey sub.
anybody else notice?
ReplyDeleteNo, but I did notice this - And Jake is hardly ready to walk down the aisle.
Oh, there's an answer in that non-answer, alright. Note how Ted doesn't explain why Jake is wearing a wedding band (doesn't think it's odd at all, in fact), but he adds "turkey" as the sandwich of choice = Wild Turkey.
ReplyDeleteIf, indeed, Jake and company had been filming Ted could have easily addressed the issue. But, they weren't filming and the only thing "hot and heavy" that day was a toasted turkey. Wild Turkey = Austin Nichols.
And, yes, I noticed the little Jakey-poo Jr. on the way too.
To make a point of writing that Jake is hardly ready to walk down the aisle, is very interesting, but not for the reason you might think. Why is Ted so emphatic? That's the real question that needs to be asked. Like maybe Jake's already walked down that aisle so he feels completely confident to be assured there is hardly any possibility of that happening. Otherwise, if Jake were actually single, how could Ted be so categorical. A single person can get married at any time. A married person, not so much.
Anna and Gylley are strictly platonic, in all senses.
ReplyDeleteAlso, note how Ted uses the feminization of Gyllenhaal (Gylley).
I caught those and the other thing I noticed is
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Ted doesn't use the compound word Bridegroom for Jake which would is another word for Groom, but but uses the words Bride and Groom separately which sounds like Ted is referring to a male bride, and that would be Jake.
The question Ted is answering is about Jake's status, not about Anna Kendrick's, that's why you know "Bride Groom" is referring to Jake.
@devin_duh Devin Roberts
ReplyDelete@AUS10NICHOLS I wish you were gay..too far? Just kidding because I love that @SophiaBush loves you! #powercouple
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Male Bride? Wild Turkey? A Jakey-poo on the way? Hmmmmm. The clues do fit. Damn! All I can say right now is that I don't know what to say. Almost, unbelievable, if it's true.
ReplyDeleteLooks like Jake went to Toronto for TIFF, from those tweets. We will have to watch and see if we see him there.
ReplyDeleteMaggie's movie, Hysteria first screening at TIFF is tomorrow.
Storms A Brewin over my sound stage in North Carolina. say.ly/HjRHVY
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Storms A Brewin over my sound stage in North Carolina.
ReplyDeleteDespite the shot of the clouds, I don't think Austin is talking meteorologically.
No, but I did notice this - And Jake is hardly ready to walk down the aisle.
ReplyDeleteMaybe because he already has.
Good observations about Ted, but heck, I wish he had done something like call up Jake's publicist and ask what was going on with the ring. i think if you do something like Jake did it is fair game for a question, but no one has the spine to ask.
ReplyDeleteFrom what we know it is such an open secret in Hollywood about Jake and Austin they wouldn't even bother to ask about the ring, because they already know why Jake's wearing it.
ReplyDeleteThey also know if they do, it might limit their access to Jake's publicist and Jake, and not just to Jake, but to all the other clients the publicist handles.
You could be right, although I though maybe it would be different asking a limited question about something based on a fact--why is he wearing a ring--as opposed to asking about rumors, or asking personal questions during an interview when you're told ahead of time no personal questions.
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