And with such gracious guys as Jake and Austin, no doubt they sent out a few Fallonized ones over the past few weeks.Dear FashionWeek,
Thank you for keeping people busy with something to do the whole time I was directing and creating a place where they are encouraged to look like a Solid Gold Dancer.
Austin
Dear Barstow Subway
Thank you for helping us get ready for Vegas' cheap eats and craps tables, with your $5 foot longs and a cool parking lot to stand and eat them and people to take pictures.
Jake
Dear Cafe Gratitude
Thank you for sticking to believing that coconut can be a bacon substitute even when we all know that's stinking thinking. And thank you for letting me have the chance to hear "You are Fabulous" without Michael K snickering.
Jake
Dear White Rubba' Boots
Thank you for coming in my size, for your kicky style, and for being my fall go to fashion footwear.
Austin
Dear Open Collar Shirts
Thanks for being a show off of what lingered longer than "the three after the ring" circus.
Jake
and
Dear Bronzer
Thank you for your sunkissed glow that reminds us of QT, Sun In and Grandma's knee hi nylons. It makes us look like we didn't spend the whole weekend indoors.
LOL, great post Special. You're better than Fallon.
ReplyDeleteYou know Austin should have written Fallon a Thank You for Jake and the Banana Boyz routines.
ReplyDeleteDear Jimmy Fallon,
Thank you... for the Banana Boyz' ...they make me want to do karate when I eat a sandwich and grab my banana when they dance.
Thank you for the blow by blow, the sweet moves and for that guy that looked a whole lot like Jake Gyllenhaal in a jumpsuit.
Outstanding, Special! Yes, I do think our men have a lot to be thankful for, don't they? Hard to select just one, but I'll have to choose the Cafe Gratitude "beholdeness" from Jake:
ReplyDeleteAnd thank you for letting me have the chance to hear "You are Fabulous" without Michael K snickering. Jake
Jake Gyllenhaal Spends Time With Three Eligible Women In One Week
ReplyDeleteJake Gyllenhaal is definitely enjoying the single life! The 30-year-old actor was spotted with no less than three women in one week, reports People. First, Gyllenhaal stopped at a gas station with Anna Kendrick on their way back from Las Vegas. Next, the eligible bachelor joined pal Rashida Jones for lunch at an organic, vegan café in L.A. Finally, he hung out with married Cougar Town star Busy Philipps, who is a longtime friend and fellow godparent to Matilda Ledger, Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams’ daughter. Although all three women are said to be “just friends” with the Love & Other Drugs star, it looks like Gyllenhaal is still one of Hollywood’s most popular bachelors.
What are things to be cautious of while dating around?
Cupid’s Advice:
When you’re single, you want to play the field without going overboard. Cupid has some tips on how to be careful, and yet still have fun while dating:
1. Overbooking: Even if you’re a heartthrob movie star like Jake Gyllenhaal, more than three dates in a week can be a little overwhelming. It’s not like you can’t go out with more than one person at a time; just make sure you’re giving each of your dates enough attention.
2. Being dishonest: When you’re seeing someone new, you should be truthful right away. If you’re not looking for a serious relationship, tell them that to avoid any confusion or hurt feelings.
3. Falling into a pattern: If dating bad boys hasn’t exactly worked out for you, try changing your habits. By dating outside of your comfort zone, you’ll find out what you like and in the process, you may also find “the one.”
^ LOL @ the assertion that Busy is an "Eligible Woman"!
ReplyDeleteIf dating bad boys hasn’t exactly worked out for you, try changing your habits. By dating outside of your comfort zone, you’ll find out what you like and in the process,
ReplyDeleteLOLLLLLLLLLLLL! Yeah, I'm sure Jake has tried that one!
It has to be difficult getting over a failed relationship with someone as sweet/perfect as Reese Witherspoon, but Jake Gyllenhaal is giving it the old college try.
ReplyDeleteIt's been two years since he and Witherspoon split, and, aside from a brief romance with Taylor Swift, Gyllenhaal hasn't found another special lady to hold his interest. Now, however, he's been spotted spending quality time with two ladies, just 24 hours apart!
On Sunday, he had lunch in L.A. with former Office star Rashida Jones, who, according to People, made a beeline for Gyllenhaal's dog Atticus.
Gyllenhaal then spent Labor Day with his arm draped around Up in the Air star Anna Kendrick, his co-star in End of Watch. They grabbed lunch on the way back from a quick sojourn to Las Vegas, where they hung out with friends for the holiday.
USA TODAY Updated 2011-09-06 11:27 AM
"...but Jake Gyllenhaal is giving it the old college try"?
ReplyDeleteMan it sounds like Jake would rather have his teeth pulled than do it. ; )
As sweet and perfect as Reesey? Boy you know this is a PR blurb. I noticed there's the Labor Day lie again.
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