Friday, July 8, 2011

OMG Gift -o -matic

Giving the right gift is important.

It can conveys your feelings about the person you're giving it to,the expectations you might have about them, what you think of them, or it could be giving them what they really deserve.

Say you have a co-star with a birthday - say today. What do you get them to say how you really feel?
That's a lot of pressure! But OMG can help.

Top Ten Birthday Gift ideas for an OTH Co-Star.*

10. Box of fingernail clippings

9. The book, Touch Me: The Poems of Suzanne Somers
(for an extra special treat an audio version read by Abe Vigoda)
Wiig's good, but she's no Vigoda.

8. Three wire hangers, straightened

7. An expired coupon for $24.95 Oil Change & Filter @ Derham's Alignment and Brake Center

6. 5 shoes from the Goodwill, unpaired

5. The vinyl recording of Mrs. Miller singing Hard Days Night.


4. A book of discontinued wallpaper samples.

3. The pair of bowling shoes you wore out of the bowling alley but the night when you forgot to wear socks.

2. A bag of trash to pick through find recyclables.

and the number one gift idea for a co-star :

A big box o' nothing.


*Excludes co-stars James Lafferty, Bethany Joy Galeotti, Robert Buckley, Shantel VanSanten, Jana Kramer, Lee Norris, Lisa Goldstein, Stephen Colletti, Paul Johansson, Antwon Tanner, Kate Voegele,Jackson Brundage,Daphne Zuniga, Gregory Harrison, Sharon Lawrence, Michael May (Chuck), the army of stunt babies, and the dog who ate Dan's heart.

Happy Austin Friday!

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  2. AUS10NICHOLS AUSTIN NICHOLS
    #happybirthdaysophia #happybirthdaysophia #happybirthdaysophia #happybirthdaysophia #happybirthdaysophia
    54 minutes ago

    And just to show that we provide equal opportunity for all varieties of homage to The Bush, here is Austin's sweet tweet to his sweet.

    Yea!!! I think that's really nice.

    See? Chill alllll gone.


    Lest we estrogen filled personnel here at OMG ever be accused of being jealous of another estrogen filled beard near one of the boys.

    I think Austin's wishes was enough to cover at least for me. Thanks, Aust!

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  3. Special, there's a 3 year old's crayon rambling at the end of yesterday's post that needs a Wet Wipe taken to it, please.

    Thank you.

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  4. LOL PG.

    Isn't that tweet sooooo romantic. ;)

    Trolly's wheels are sure getting loose, he better watch it or next thing he knows they're going to come off completely as he heads into that sharp turn.

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  5. I cannot wait for the end of this work day! For a short week, it's been a really long week, lol. Next week's a short week because I'll have a couple days of big V!!!

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  7. Sorry I didn't see that scribble. A little Mr Clean Magic Eraser and it's all gone.

    Reading that tweet,you can't help hearing Elton John singing "Can't You Feel the Love Tonight" in the background ; )

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  8. Ha! Of course, in the end, Mr. Nichols demonstrates that he's a chivalrous guy, which we already knew. If he did not acknowledge one of his fellow cast members' birthdays that would have looked pretty douche baggie. The minor concession is called having class. Let's face it, his just after midnight post about Optimus Prime was a powerful enough message on its own.

    Remember, how one of her fans wanted Soapy to be a Trending Topic today? Well that's why he did the community driven hashtag tracking convention, and typed the repetitive phrasing:

    #happybirthdaysophia #happybirthdaysophia #happybirthdaysophia #happybirthdaysophia #happybirthdaysophia.

    Looks like that's the gift he settled on to support the OTH online community. No Abe Vigoda video this year. Drats!

    Sidenote:

    Thus far, Soapy is losing to:

    Trends
    #butyouuglythough
    #wheneverimbored
    #icantgoadaywithout
    BELIEBERS LIKE JUSTIN BIEBER
    COOKIES HATE JAMIE LAOU
    Phineas & Ferb
    Geof
    Barbie & Ken
    Caleb King
    Shannon Stone

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  9. I don't have the same trending topics on my twitter feed. Do you have a specific city ticked off?

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  10. Mine is set for United States:

    Trends · United States · change

    #likenothingelse Promoted
    #butyouuglythough
    #wheneverimbored
    #icantgoadaywithout
    Bill Bellamy
    Barbie & Ken
    Eric Fehr
    Watching Harry Potter
    Yao Ming
    Wal-Mart


    Wal Mart's always trending. lol. So is Waffle House.

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  11. Hellllooo. Trending topics change all the time people. That's why they are are called "trending." Duh!

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  12. @CaraCastronovoCara Nicole Fusco(;


    Movie Auditions Tomorrow w Jake Gyllenhaal !! <3 CANT WAIT ! Imma get the role i want ! (: #Psyced !

    24 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone

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  13. Zaneistrouble
    Toby form h2o is here too...on the fence about whether he can come...m cafe is really going off right now!
    8 minutes ago

    Jake Gyllenhaal is here too...he's totally not invited.
    12 minutes ago
    Mahssa
    mahssappeal Mahssa

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  14. Hellllooo. Trending topics change all the time people. That's why they are are called "trending." Duh!


    Oh yeah? I don't think so. My trendings stay the same allllllll day long. I've watched them. MY trendings are different from everyyyyyyyyone else's, Jack. That's because my Twitter is very special.

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  15. Oh gosh, remember the video to this song? I think this song came out during the first years of MTV and MTV would just play this video all the time.

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  16. This weekend everyone in HW will play second to the Royal Couple who I have just seen on Twitter have now landed in LA.


    Let Twitter now be run down to the ground from too much activity.

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  17. Oh oh - I think I've already been bitten by the bug, LOL!

    They have a live feed and it's showing the motorcade zipping down the highway of L.A.

    Pretty exciting!! I'm hooked and I just took one glance.

    Thanks to U.S. late breaking, team coverage, media coverage!!! Only in U.S.

    LOL - it reminds me of the OJ Simpson white Bronco deal.


    Wow, good thing they're about at their destination. This motorcade is huge. And right during afternoon rush hour. LOL.


    http://www.ontheredcarpet.com/livevideo?id=8240029

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  18. OTHfamilyOne Tree Hill Family

    night tweeps love you all and thanks for all the sophia love when trying to trend #happybirthdaysophia

    5 minutes ago

    How did Sophia think she was ever going to beat:

    #butyouuglythough
    #wheneverimbored

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  20. And now Twitter is all aflutter with the Royal Couple.


    LOL - some guy tweets this (Will & Kate are right now at the Beverly Hilton at a press event hosted by Variety)

    idkISAAC Isaac Luna
    Man should not b staying at this Beverly Hilton. Just wanted a peaceful night off -*** royal couple, will & Kate.
    1 minute ago

    bgirlla Bethany Phillips
    Ah, man! If I'd been goofing on Twitter instead of getting stuff done I woulda known Will & Kate were driving a BLOCK AWAY FROM MY HOUSE!
    4 minutes ago


    OrlandoCoyote Orlando Coyote
    Weekend choices: Watch endless news coverage about Will & Kate, see Kevin James in Zookeeper, pee on an electric fence. #BucketList
    45 seconds ago

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  21. It would be very strange if Austin did not wish his costar a happy birthday. Even stranger since she is his beard too. Notice how his other costars never talk about the happy couple and their lives. Cue PR to have them start doing that.

    Torchwood returns tonight. I did not watch last season but plan to record this years. Looking forward to seeing Barrowman again. And some man on man action.

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  22. Captain Jack and Ianto forever!!!

    Oh, I was crushed when they killed off Ianto, m.

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  25. It would be very strange if Austin did not wish his costar a happy birthday.

    Agree. And for whose sake? Good grief, did you see all those teen girls tweeting at him and expecting big things? Man. lol. What a mess.


    Talk about disappointed. Even I am disillusioned. Sharpay (Ashley Tisdale) has posed nude for some magazine called Allure. She says "I'm 25, almost 26, but people think of me as much younger because I look young," the Wildcats star said in Allure magazine's annual Nudes issue, in which the in-the-buff star sits on a bed, revealing a tattoo on her back, among other things, as she looks over her shoulder.

    "Being in this shoot was me saying, 'I'm not just the young girl everybody thinks I am. I'm actually a woman,' " she explained.

    Even though Ashley's trying to prove she's all grown up now, she brought her mom to the photo shoot. "I've always wanted to be sure my parents approve of what I do," she said. "Even with my tattoos, my mom went with me. The ‘believe' tattoo is because my mom always told me to believe."
    Source: Eonline via Gossip Twitter.

    You know, celebs have been doing this since at least David Cassidy. But for her mom to tag along in approval? Gee whiz.

    I still wish she hadn't gotten her nose job done because I think it totally changed her face. She was so cute just the way she was.

    Kellie Pickler was so cute just the way she was. Now? Holy cow. Kellie has had so much plastic surgery on her face she is like Jennifer Grey. They don't even look close to how they used to look. I thought Jennifer Grey was really cute in Dirty Dancing.

    Why do people do this? I don't get it.

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  26. I wish I had just now never read that story on cnn.com about the firefighter father who died while trying to reach over the railing at the Texas Rangers game. The whole story is just awful. I would suggest not reading about it if you haven't already - it'll give you nightmares. That poor son. I feel sorry also for the outfielder who threw the ball. It's too terrible for words.

    I know it's a thrill to try and reach for a foul ball or a ball that a player throws into the stands but man, fans need to remember that humans just aren't born with protection for falls like that.

    Oh, I wish I had never read that story.

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  27. @desmondalan
    Desmond Alan

    If I'm ever in a coma, have Jake Gyllenhaal give me a lap dance & if that doesn't work, pull the plug...
    50 minutes ago via Twitter for iPhone

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  28. ^ The man certainly knows when all extraordinary measures have been taken. I would love to see that clause written into a living will. Ha!

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  29. I had to listen to that Mrs. Miller's, dare I say rendition (or maybe she deserved to be a victim of rendition) that you posted of a "Hard Day's Night," Special.

    I just found out Miller was from Kansas. That sure explains alot, don't you think PG? *grin*

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  30. On guard!!!!

    Take that, Mr. Kool-Aid! Jimmy the Egg will duel you until one of us pops and explodes in to the far outer reaches of this hemisphere!!!!

    Draw your cup!!! And I shall draw my knife and fork!!!

    Grrrrrrr!!!!!

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  31. ^ Watch out Jimmy. I'll pour some of my red dye deliciousness over your shelly exterior and turn you into an easter egg. Then I'll crack you open and devour your running yolk! Take that you egghead!

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  32. Unfortunately I'd already read that story Special. Just horrible. :-(

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  33. Hey!!!!

    lol.Not if I don't pour you down the sink first!


    LOLLLLLL!!!!

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  34. Exciting news in my brother's family just now. The whole fam with my mom went to the Humane Society and just picked out a new addition to the family.

    She's adorable! The kids have been quite excited about this development and my nephew has been doing a lot of reading up on dogs. And today was the big day.

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  35. It was pretty hard to avoid that story about the father and the foul ball since it headlined on many sites. So sad and the ball player will have to live with that unfortunate incident the rest of his life.

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  36. I cannot imagine. I bet he will never toss another ball up ever again. The details of that story are excruciatingly awful.

    And it wasn't his fault. Ballplayers do that all the time - it's kind of like part of going to a baseball game. I didn't watch the clip - no way - so I don't know how far away he was from the stands.

    Maybe if from now on, any player who throws a ball into the stands, does it from very close.


    I didn't realize Nolan Ryan was president of the Rangers. Wow - that's a very high position.

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  37. There was another death in that same stadium last year. Similar circumstances. You would have thought that appropriate retrofitting would have taken place to protect the public by now. Of course, it is Texas so why would you want to regulate (translation: ensure people's safety). That would be interfering with free commerce!

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