Between Oceana's event and Shark Week, OMG couldn't resist a special Top Ten for Austin and Austin Friday
Top Ten Things Austin Might have said on the Big Blue Carpet.
10. "This is my best red carpet set up date ever."
9. "Hey do you think I can borrow this? It would be a hit with the kids"
8. "That scent. Is that Kramer's The Beach cologne? Or Calvin Klein's Ocean?"
7. "Thanks Sharkman, you make my fivehead look smaller"
6. "So they let you stop sending out tweets tonight, but had to suit up instead? So glad I never had to intern"
5. "Oh, no I've fallen for that Jabberjaw story before....and it ended up with cops in a parking garage and him calling his manager to get us out of trouble."
4. " Hey, we're two things that Hollywood thinks scares the public.. sharks and a... 'curvy' man."
3. " Is that a shark fin on your back are your just happy to see me"
2. "Jake it's just like the gorilla outfit, and we can both walk the carpet together and not get yelled at"
and #1 one thing Austin might have said on the Big Blue Carpet
"You must be Megalodon , Hi! I'm Austin Don"
Is that Kramer's The Beach cologne?
ReplyDeleteLOL! That was great. A super Top 10, special.
That shark cracks me up because of that big spongy head. You just want to punch at it or squeeze it, don't you?
Sharkhead costume is actually right up there in height with Austin.
ReplyDeleteI want so badly to know if Austin knows Jared. I mean, come on. They both are frequenters of Austin TX. They both have little kids. They both are almost equal in height, both lanky. They're both 1/2 of closeted couples. I'm not shipping them, I just would die to know if they know each other.
What I would not give for a picture of them to be at the same event. I want it so bad, I'm ridiculous about it. I'm sick about it and willing to lose pride over fangirling about same obsession.
You just want to punch at it or squeeze it, don't you?
ReplyDeleteAre you talking about Austin or the Shark? :-)
Don't forget the CW connection too. And, Jared has been known to water ski. The problem is I don't think Jensen and Jake would get along as their better halves bond. Both are much too high maintenance and they would argue all day about who is actually 6'.
ReplyDeleteBoth are much too high maintenance and they would argue all day about who is actually 6'.
ReplyDeleteAhhh but Jensen really is 6' and is listed at 6'1". Whereas Jake.....lol.
Jared is also a speech and debate award winner and he had straight A's in high school. He's very up on current events and I think Austin is as well.
They both also love Texas sports. Jared is huge on sports. And let's not forget about both guys loving their Texas libations.
I just think they would get along and could be great friends. I feel like I'm trying to set up a play date. LOL! Awww, I want it so bad! :)
Troll gives himself away as being a paid minion of Team Gyllenhaal, doing what he/she is being paid to do.
ReplyDelete**eye roll** They're utterly frustrated at their inability to bring down OMG. Cracks me up.
So both Jake and Austin need to man up and do the Ice Bucket challenge. All their peers have participated and we know that both men have been thus challenged.
ReplyDeleteSo um, are hoodies not allowed on Martha's Vineyard? Did Jake have to check his when he stepped off the dock? ;D
Correction, I don't know that Austin has been challenged. lol. I'm not sure why I thought that.
ReplyDeleteWell, so if Austin was in Gaylord MI, that just about means that he had to drive to get there, considering where Gaylord is.
And if he was driving, that means he probably was at the wheel of the school bus and trying to keep the GyllyNichols crew at peace in the backseats.
Now we know why he's been silent today, lol. Elementary, my dear Watson.
Austin was so eager to tell us where he was yesterday now he's gone silent. Come on big guy, don't be shy just because you're coincidentally in Canada before your hubby hits the boards at TIFF. Or, did you decide to go "bear" hunting all of a sudden?
ReplyDelete#TryPicsNextTime #VideosWouldBeBetter
AUSTIN NICHOLS @AUS10NICHOLS · Aug 22
ReplyDeleteBest eats in Gaylord, MI. Headed deep into Canada.
Let's see who does Jake know from Traverse City, MI (neighbor to Gaylord) where there might be good eats? Let's see. He's a chef, wears splashy orange clogs and is Italian. Ding, ding, ding. That's right Mario Batali!
I'm sure it's just another quirky coincidence.
Oh look. The paid troll/minion has disappeared.
ReplyDeleteI think I foresee a social medium counteraction coming.....
just watch.
True, but then multi-tasking is in the troll's job description. Along with Narcissism, Machiavellianism, Sadism, and a finely tuned capability to misspell words while having an online meltdown.
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