Word from the Crazy Tree set is that Austin reportedly "wrecked his back".
Hmmm first his wrist, now his back.
Because being on a show like the Crazy Tree you don't want to seem like you're getting old, wearing slacks, and hitting up the 2 for $20 at 4 o'clock at neighborhood Applebees.
Maybe he's lifting little somethings a lot. Or just a big something? ; )
Just in case, he might need some help explain the bad back while it heals. So OMG's there to help. Here's:
Top Ten Excuses for Austin's Bad Back.
10. Random Tandem (Bedroom) Bikram gone awry.
9. No business class on the NC/LA flights and stuck with the middle seat.
8. Battle of the Eco-cars. Wayback round Leaf vs. Q7.
7. Played Cops: The home edition.
6. Didn't stretch before full contact backgammon.
5. Too much time in the saddle.
4. Old red carpet injury: phantom stab pains. 
3. Workshopping "SuperTroopers 2: When Dangle met Taylor" aka"RenoLAPD"
2. "Planked when I should have goosed."
and the #1 excuse for Austin to use for his bad back:
"It's a basketball injury."
Here's to Two Wheel Tuesdays and sharing the green.
Special Crazy Tree Extra:
Could Feats of Clay be the long lost love child of the Bay City Rollers?
Schwahny write it up!
Oh my dog.
ReplyDeleteOld red carpet injury!! Phantom stab pains. LOLLLLLL
Planked when should've goosed. LOLLLLL
Because being on a show like the Crazy Tree you don't want to seem like you're getting old, wearing slacks, and hitting up the 2 for $20 at 4 o'clock at neighborhood Applebees.
LOLLLLLL!! Wearing slacks. Hey now!! I say slacks, Special. lol
The 2 for $20. lol
Random tandem bikeram. LOLLLL
I think my favorite is Too Much Time in the Saddle!!
BWAHHHHHH
Just hilarious, Special. This one got a couple of fist pounds on the table. I love a good laugh.
Awww, lookit Jakey on his crutches. Is that just not the saddest thing? Makes you just want to pick him up & carry him if you could.
ReplyDeleteShirt gaping open, showing off that gold band on the necklace. Thank ya, Jake, for that one.
I mean, what is it with these 2 guys? Broken legs, sprained ankles, sprained wrists....what in the heck are they doing?
LOLLLLLLLL!!!
Maybe they need to don the sumo wrestling suits before they engage in any physical activity.
Remember, safety first, fellas!!!
Just_a_Drop
ReplyDeleteJust a Drop
@AUS10NICHOLS signed t-shirts in aid of @Just_a_Drop also arrived in the office today :) who wants one!!??
9 minutes ago
Dear Jake Gyllenhaal - w4m - 25 (Silverlake)
ReplyDeleteDate: 2011-08-16, 2:01PM PDT
Dear Jake Gyllenhaal,
I see you at the coffee shop all the time..you know which one..you once smiled at me and looked as though you were ready to spark a conversation, but because I am awkward, I got nervous and looked away...and our connection was missed. I doubt you check craigslist's "missed connections", but in case this gets back to you, next time you see me at the coffee shop, i will gladly talk to you.
Sincerely yours,
Silverlake girl
^^^ lol. She probably looked like nanny material.
ReplyDeleteThat is a great photoshop of ol' Roberto as a Bay City Roller. LOLLL!! That's great.
ReplyDeleteAnd a very nice pic of Roberto right above that. Roberto looking very healthy and attractive this year - glad to see it! He is a cutie!
S*A*T*U*R*D*A*Y!!! Night!!!!
That is not a photoshop of Robert as a Bay City Roller. That is actually Gordon "Nobby" Clark the lead singer of the Bay City
ReplyDeleteRollers.
How crazy is that?
always23forever Karen
ReplyDeleteThank you @AUS10NICHOLS for coming over to say hi! :)
31 minutes ago
GodLovesAlyssa
Alyssa Marshall
@AUS10NICHOLS I think you are an amazinq person, inside & out! IGNORE these rude people who have NOTHING nice to say! God has your back!
25 minutes ago
Oh you're kidding!!! LOLLL!!
ReplyDeleteHoly cow, it looks like Roberto!! That's awesome, lol.
S*A*T*U*R*D*A*Y NIGHT!!!!!
This comment has been removed by the author.
ReplyDeleteOkay, this needs a Jessica Fletcher shake of the head.
ReplyDeleteA few of us were aware of this particular account's OTH actor encounters and look what she's done. I can't believe she's using this as her twitter avatar.
She used Photoshop to make it look like this is one picture and then her tweet tries to make it sound like everyone met at one time.
holly__xoxo HollyBuckleyNichols
Its almost been a month since I met @AUS10NICHOLS & @SophiaBush. That was an amazing day. <3
19 minutes ago
False is as false does, hon. You cannot bake bread out of yeast that's gone flat.
I never realized how much Austin gets personally tweeted at by the OTH girls. And it's not just nice, friendly stuff either.
ReplyDeleteIt's crap like "Oh please DM me!!!" "It's my birthday today, can you please wish me a happy birthday today, pleeeeasee?!" and "It's so-and-so's birthday today, can you make her day and please DM her with a happy birthday?" Oh, and "I'm going to be there tomorrow, I'm only here one more day, will you please come over?!" "Austin, please come over!!"
And then there's the ones who pestered Austin about Sophia and why wasn't he with her for the Do Something's. And the 5K race - why wasn't he with her there?
It's one thing to have people calling you out on a blog - you don't have to look at it.
But these girls' messages are going to his phone. They're coming through on his twitter account - he has no choice.
You can't block any - it would look bad. That kind of nonsense deserves battle pay.
LOL, Chad Michael Murray also signed t-shirts for that organization.
ReplyDeleteBut these girls' messages are going to his phone. They're coming through on his twitter account - he has no choice.
ReplyDeleteYes he does. He can turn off @ mentions.
always23forever Karen
ReplyDeleteThank you @AUS10NICHOLS for coming over to say hi! :)
4 hours ago
@always23forever
Karen
@Zara_Lusty @ChantelleKate_x just met Austin! yfrog.com/h4l4ydvj
4 hours ago
MMayer87
Mallory Mayer
@AUS10NICHOLS it was so nice meeting you tonight! Thanks for taking pictures with us! : )
44 minutes ago
Oh my. Slash has been slow lately but "7. Played Cops: The home edition." fired up my imagination. I can see that role play as clearly as though I was in the room myself. I bet they are having fun with that uniform.
ReplyDeleteO my dawg. Lookit all the OTH tweets
ReplyDeleteBoy, I tell you what. It is really too bad they think Jake needs to have his head shaved for this movie. smh
ReplyDeleteDepending on how good EOW is going to be, if it's at all worth a DVD purchase? They'd sell the heck out of that dvd with women and men willing to plunk down a Best Buy Blue Ray debut sale of $17.99 just for Jake alone. Not kidding.
IHJ has new pictures from filming and I gotta say...heh.
The guy is rocking that uniform flawlessly.I mean....damn.
LOLLLLL!!! Sheesh.
I think Jake has had one of his fashion designer acquaintances refit that uniform because it looks like if Jake bends over to tackle any criminal? He's going to rip the he** out of those pants and rip the underarm seams of the shirt, that's how tight that uniform looks now.
A pre-filming regime of PoP yoga would have completed the look for the backside.
Voila! Perfectamundo.
Jake has longer legs than I thought.
ReplyDeleteKudos to Austin for going out all the time to meet his fans, taking picture after picture and managing a smile for every single one.
ReplyDeleteKudos for all of his dm's.
It's extraordinary and it's non-obligatory. I hope he doesn't change.
It's a tribute to him and you know, it's a tribute to his parents. They did very, very well. I hope they get to see a lot of BT & co. because what a great influence they must be.
Dear Ted:
ReplyDeleteJust wondering if your joke about a restraining order from Jake Gyllenhaal was really a jab or a clue? Is Jakey one of the Blind Vicers? Perhaps the Blind Vicer with Hildago Van Buren? Also, Cruella St. Shackles...Is it Fergie? I'm curious!
—TW
Dear Out of the Loop:
Where the heck have you been, T? Of course Jakey-poo is a Blind Vicer—he's in the friggin' Hall of Fame, too! But he is not Hildago or Hildy's hump-happy friend. And Cruella is not Ferg, either, but better guess on that one. Tho, the thought of Cruella in any sort of Latex cat suit makes me want to barf.
Bitch Back
The outtakes of home edition of Cops would be Jake,wearing his camera set up, chasing a barefoot and shirtless Austin around the property, dodging random things in the yard (tires, car radiators, a couch) while Austin yells I don't know nothing!
ReplyDelete