Smooth Operator

Was ready to post and then saw new pictures that started a Wild Goose chase.

For what?

Where's the hair? Austy's bare.

And how do legs that look like this?
Go to this?

And arms like this?

Go to this?

Is this his summer look?

Better hydrodynamics? (Absorbent Man Go!!!)

Easier for Speedos and sunblock?

Just always ready to make good on his naked tweets?

Or is it that one of the pair can be the one with hair?

Then again maybe its just OTH Alopecia



Whatever it is, it's whole lot of Nair or hot wax to handle all that Texan.

Wax on, Wax off?

My apologies or the super long delay in getting out this post


This was a press release that came out today and thought it was interesting and imagined what the reaction was in it got ready this morning in HW.

The name of Arezoo Kaviani might not ring a bell with most women, but the results of her work can be seen on stars such as Claudia Schiffer, Gwyneth Paltrow, Reese Witherspoon, Jake Gyllenhaal, Daniel Craig and Liam Neeson, her being the media-proclaimed biggest beauty and waxing guru in the UK. Since summer is already here and many women are preparing for the beach, one of Arezoo’s product is making a dashing comeback – the Ingrown Hair Cream. - Source

Being a star takes a lot of work.

Brows

Face

Chest

Legs

In an office in Hollywood.

Wait a minute - that's not right! That's is not a part of the deal. The press release is making it tough enough. But the legs!

Funny they are better than hers.

That's the problem!

What are you doing?

Waiting for the call.

From?

The one who comes up short.

Don't you mean tiny?


Seriously - does stuff like this help? It's good to highlight he's into good personal maintenance but making it sounds like a couple that waxes together? Who does that? Does Craig go in tandem? Maybe McBongo? (wait does he have to go anymore isn't it all lasered off) It's kind of like the whole couples yoga thing. ......didn't they learn from that one or does need to show off his skills with that water bottle again?