He not only read the book, he went to the premiere
Jake was one of the many celebrities who attended the premiere of The Great Gatsby last night. Jake left the red carpet to the others.
Because who could compete with Martha Stewart in sequined capri leggings.
But let's imagine Jake doing his best Gatsby look
and mingling with the crowd.
Jake: If you think the movie is good you should hear the book
Isla Fisher/Sacha Baron Cohen/Leo/Tobey/Martha/Anna Wintour/any random caterer waiter: Don't you mean read the book?
Jake: No hear the book, you can use your imagination and make up your own pictures.
Random celebrity/caterer waiter: Why would I want to do that when I can see the movie
Jake: Well the docile tones of the reading of F Scott Fitzgerald's classic can take all your stress away.
Borak or any caterer waiter: I have a guy to do that!
Jake: But I could do that for you!
Martha turning around: You could?!? You know Jake, I am looking for someone spend time with to unwind. I have a profile on Match.com
Jake: Whoa whoa whoa there Martha. I meant I read the book.
Martha: Jake dear, we all read the book.
Jake: No I read the online book. I am the voice of The Great Gatsby.
Martha: That's nice dear, now what about us.
Jake: Well I like the way you cook Martha, and those capris are too much! But no, I don't see it going anywhere.
Martha: Because you are said to be seeing a model. Jake dear we both know ... we all know ... well the secret isn't so secret is it.
Jake: Martha what are you trying to say?
Martha: You need to spin and I need a spin.
Jake: Speaking of Spinning maybe you'd like to take a class. Exercise it's a good thing. And if I bring a friend to class I get a free green juice smoothie.
