Poor Jakey seems like he just can't get the girl anymore.
He's handsome, sexy and talented.
But it doesn't seem like he minds, seems like he got everything he needs.
Wednesday, June 13, 2012
Why can't Jake get a date?
But it doesn't seem like he minds, seems like he got everything he needs.
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Why can't Jake get a date? Might be because he's a bit of an oddball.
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Louis and Harry
2. Great Video
Never enough of Larry Stylinson
Watch Harry tell a fan he is dating Louis Stylinson at 1:03.
One Direction Signing
I know this has been seen so many times but I’m casually just going to bring this back for a moment because I just find it very powerful and I’ll tell you why. 1:03 the fan asks’ “Are you and Louis Dating ?” Harry looks directly at her with a serious look on his face and slightly nods then she confirms his response, 1:06 “Are y-you are ?” and he looks down and fully nods his head saying “Yup… yup” not making eye contact with her anymore. Then she responds saying “I figured” and Harry then quickly turns his head looking directly at her again but, with the happiest look on his face… he just lights up. It looks that he loves the fact that she knows about them and how happy she seems about it.
I don’t know, it could just be me. I just get so many feelings watching it because we have seen gifs/interviews where the interviewer asks‘ similar questions and the looks we see when the cameras are on and we’re watching it on our TV/computers is much more different that what we see in this video… his facial expression is more real because… he’s giving his honest answer.
Xx
A different kind of moment
Really interesting article about the paid troll. We noticed this over the years. Dead give away when they are on the site 24/7 and respond instantly. People with jobs and lives can't spend every moment on line unless that is your job.
Love your new avatar Tom.
It's 4:30am here so back to bed for me. Jet lag plays tricks on us.
Thanks m I like it too. I am glad everyone liked the picture. I have read a lot of comments about the Nadal - Gasol embrace. Seems like many others have noticed.
Don't know what to think about the Minka story. Could be made up by US Weekly. Could be that one of them didn't get along with the other, or they couldn't agree to the terms of a bearding relationship. If it wasn't just made up by the tabloid, then it is really pathetic of Jake.
f he starts bearding again, I'm going to have to start calling him caveman Jake.
Matt Bomer - not safe for prudes
Persistent Jake Gyllenhaal dating Minka Kelly
You have to hand it to Jake Gyllenhaal. The actor did not take “no” for an answer, after he first asked Minka Kelly to go out with him. According to sources close to the actor, Kelly finally agreed — and now the two have been quietly dating for the past couple of months.
http://www.suntimes.com/entertainment/13168074-421/persistent-jake-gyllenhaal-dating-minka-kelly.html
Ha! Destiny, you better be sitting when you look at that GIF at 02:56. LOL!
Mr. Bomer has quite a booty on him, doesn't he? That's something to see Matt do that when all I've ever seen him is in a tight, stiff suit and he always seems so clean cut and pretty vanilla-ish.
I won't go to the theatre to see Mr Mike but that will definitely be a cable watch.
Not sure about the shoes on his feet tho. Wonder why he still had his dress shoes on? Kind of interesting, lol.
Larry has made Urban Dictionary.
Larry Stylinson 261 up, 88 down
The one of a kind couple name between the One Direction band members Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson. They say they are just best friends but secretly they love each other. They have an amazing sexual relationship and all their Directioners support it 110%. They make out and have sex all the time. They love each other so much and one day will get married and have Larry Stylinson babies. Don't get in the way of their relation or else.
Directioner one: Did you just see Louis run is hands through Harry's curly hair?
Direction two: Larry Stylinson forever.
Directioner three: Yeh buddie.
1. Larry Stylinson 530 up, 131 down
The amazing bromance between One Direction members Harry Styles and Louis Tomlinson. They're in love, deal with it.
Fangirl one: "Oh my god, Liam and Harry are so in love"
Fangirl two: "Bitch please, Lirry doesn't exist. It's all about Larry Stylinson"
Love it. Urban Dictionary.
You know, I don't know what in the heck Blogger has done but whenever I open the commentary box now, #1, it doesn't open up to its original size, it's a little narrower. #2, When you hit Preview, your comment is all stretched out of the box and your avatar hides part of it.
Does anybody else notice either of these things? Probably not many use the Preview window but I use it nearly every time.
I'm finding the same thing with the preview window PG. It's been like this for some time now.
Matt Bomer.... WHOA!!! LOL
Not sure if Austin is in this movie, but "TalhotBlond" directed by Courteney Cox premieres Saturday, June 23 at 8/7c on Lifetime.
I think the Jake / Minka story was probably not made up by US Weekly - it was fed to them as an exclusive. This is how Jake beards to the public without actually bearding. Little whispers and hints and planted tweets here and there to promote the very idea of his heterosexuality. With the exception of his 6-week thing with Taylor Swift, he's been doing this since he split with Reese. Like the "exclusive" Lainey got about Jake on a bowling date with Olivia Wilde. Or supposedly hooking up with Isabel Lucas in Toronto a few years back (another Lainey exclusive - funny). Etc. He's not coming out anytime soon.
Notice how it's always, always US Weekly or Lainey with the Jake dating exclusives? Publicists do have their faves.
If I was a person that actually bought the crap and believed Jake is straight, I would really wonder about his inability to have an actual relationship. It's been YEARS since Reeke - almost 3 years, and he is hot and at the prime age to settle down.
Austin Junior High BBall Team photo
Minka Kelly Secretly "Hooked Up" With Jake Gyllenhaal
Magazines and the media would like you to believe that Jake Gyllenhaal slays more pussy than PETA, yet you never see him with a woman unless he has a movie coming out then they immediately "break up" after the premiere. I guess they didn't bother with all that this time. Us Magazine reports:
The actor recently had some dates with his crush Minka Kelly, who had turned him down cold when he first asked her out last fall. "Minka wasn't into Jake when he first pursued her," a mutual pal of the actor, 31, and the Friday Night Lights alum, 32 tells Us Weekly. Instead, Kelly spent the winter romancing serial dater Wilmer Valderrama, 32. But when the affair fizzled in late April, says the friend, Kelly "decided to give Jake another chance." Alas, the spark never quite caught fire, says a second source. "It was never serious, and it's over now."
Can we please just stop all this? I'm not saying Jake Gyllenhaal is a homosexual, and although that's not true, he could be in a closet with a naked Chrissy Teigen and Brooklyn Decker, and at best they'd all come out with freshly painted toenails and friendship bracelets they made out of each other's hair.
I don’t like you in that way
Did Minka Kelly dump Wilmer Valderrama then go out with Jake Gyllenhaal?
By most accounts, Minka Kelly is hot stuff. I think she’s a really pretty girl, and I dig her interviews (her mom was a crazy stripper), and I want her to date some interesting, challenging, smart dudes. Instead, she was with Derek Jeter off-and-on for years, and then jumped from Jeter to Wilmer Valderrama of all people. CB gives Wilmer more of a break – I always think of him as a Celebrity Dateline Predator. He’s so gross and sleazy. Anyway, you could kind of tell that Minka was ashamed of Wilmer, and she even tried to half-heartedly deny it, but they were together for several (gross) months. Now Us Weekly claims that Wilmer and Minka are totally over, and she tried giving a certified Nice Guy a chance. It didn’t work out:
“...” [From Us Weekly, print edition]
Yeah, I’m pretty sure that Jake Gyllenhaal pulled out his Cuddlefesting & Apple-Picking Contract on the first date, and Minka just wasn’t having it. Still, if I was given a flat-out, either/or choice between making out with heterosexual pervert Wilmer or fake-dating Jake, I would totally choose to fake-date Jake. I like fresh apples, and I don’t mind the occasional cuddlefest. Wilmer is just THAT hideous to me. So… who should we imaginarily set Minka up with now? I wouldn’t mind seeing her with Ryan Gosling, should Eva Mendes ever release the Gosdong back into the wild.
Celebitchy
What's puzzling is why the need for a virtual bearding? He's been without a beard for over a year now. Why the Minka BS now? It's a non-story at this point anyway.
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A Bald Shame
Do you think the PR people behind Jake's Bald Cop Movie End of Watch got a lot of bad feedback on Jake's bald look so they decided to make a poster that obscured his shaved head by chopping it right the fuck off? I swear they even darkened that eensy sliver of hairline some to make it seem like there could be hair there just out of frame, when there in no way is any hair there.
Don't believe the hair hype!
mnpp
It's not an extraordinary poster in the least. Jake doesn't look menacing to me.
This week US Weekly has the Minka plant, and last week US Weekly mentioned all the songs Taylor Swift wrote about Jake that are included in her new album due later this year:
US Weekly
Minka Kelly Secretly Hooked Up With Jake Gyllenhaal
Back in January, Minka Kelly shot down Jake Gyllenhaal because she was too busy trying to make things work with Derek Jeter again and/or complete her Upper Deck collection of 2006 Yankees. Turns out Jake Gyllenhaal doesn’t give up that easily and doesn’t mind following Wilmer Valderrama provided nobody talks about it except, oh, wait, fuck. Us Weekly reports:
[Minka] Kelly spent the winter romancing serial dater Wilmer Valderrama, 32. But when the affair fizzled in late April, says the friend, Kelly “decided to give Jake another chance.” Alas, the spark never quite caught fire, says a second source. “It was never serious, and it’s over now.”
I know the easy joke here is the spark never caught fire because in Jake Gyllenhaal’s eye nothing beats the flammability of a dick, but let’s focus on the real news. Namely that you can apparently just starting claiming to have secret sex with Minka Kelly which is insulting to people like me who actually did. In fact, she’ll probably sue me just for saying that, that’s how secret it was when I saw her squat naked in a forest glen, our eyes meeting like two powerful magnets about to bone if I may quote The Bard.
The Superficial
Seems like PR rolls out the dating some female for 5 seconds stories around the time Jake has a movie soon to be released . A last ditch effort to pull in the straight male audience he can't attract. Notice though how no one buys the story and it just brings up the gay rumors. He's not fooling any one and should just give it up. He looks sillier as time passes.
Holy smokes . Bomer looks hot. Not sure I'll see that movie in a theatre but DVD for sure. The guy at my new plaid pants was totally gaga over the clips from the trailer. Every gay man in the country will be seeing that one too.
I didn't even notice the shoes LOLLLLL. He plays a sailor and a doctor in the dance scenes. Looking at the shoes will have to wait as it's NSFW.
Even in clothes Matt has the best booty ever. There's even a site devoted to it.
No way I'm waiting to see this movie, I want to see it on the biggest screen possible.
He's not fooling any one and should just give it up. He looks sillier as time passes.
Yes, but I don't see how Jake could come out of the closet after those fake relationships. A coming-out would be really embarrassing, the public would perceive him as dishonest and unauthentic. His image would be ruined, maybe not because of his sexual orientation, but his publicity lies. I think in his case it's wiser to keep his sexual orientation private until the public has lost interest in him. He doesn't seem to believe his acting career will last very long anyway.
Wow Bomer. Me like that butt.
Destiny when does the movie come out. Maybe I will hop on the train to NYC to see it with you.
Delphi I actually think the public lost interest in Jake a while back.
reeke was the most foolish thing he ever did.
And like clockwork, Lainey has a story now that unlike all the other gossip blogs, supports the US Weekly Minka story by surmising they banged a couple times.
I wonder how much she makes a year from Jake's PR for this? Lainey, I mean? $20K? She's the only - ONLY - blogger who maintains, vociferously, that JIS. She cites her "sources" (aka the check writers). And Lainey is so reputable and influential that her ongoing denials that Jake is gay are enough to plant doubt in the whole Toothy Tile saga for a lot of gossip and celebrity followers. She adds major legitimacy to all the planted tweets, fake comments on Just Jared, etc which frame Jake as the heterosexual heartthrob. Without her, those comments would be even more of a joke than they are. That's worth a lot. Maybe more than $20k a year even.
She's also covering for Jeremy Renner even though Ted accidentally outed him a month ago.
the "outing" of Jeremy Renner:
http://www.blinditemsexposed.com/2012/05/blind-vice-double-devious-doings.html
Lainey keeping her paycheck:
http://www.lipstickalley.com/f15/blinds-revealed-tea-spilled-blogger-lainey-gossip-smut-soiree-2012-a-403903/
I just love that smile on Harry Styles' face when he sees how receptive the fan is to his relationship with Louis. Another interesting point was when he was interviewed recently and asked what song he could listen to forever and he said, "Wouldn't it Be Nice."
“Wouldn’t it be nice if we were older
Then we wouldn’t have to wait so long
And wouldn’t it be nice to live together
In the kind of world where we belong
You know its gonna make it that much better
When we can say goodnight and stay together”
I agree that the problem with Jake is that he had too many (fake)“relationships”. He has lied too much and built a Hollywood persona around those lies. He’ll need a PR spin master to come clean if he ever decides to be honest (unfortunately probably never).
Afternoon Crumbs
Minka Kelly did not get a callback for the role of Jake Gyllenhaal's next beard - Lainey Gossip
D-listed
I knew something was up with that Minka Kelly story and the "rejection" of Jake that circulated back in mid-Janury 2012, supposedly four months after the fact. That was a huge tip off PR was setting something up for later in the year, along with her sudden association of several of Jake's favorite LA eateries. Then the very next morning, after I floated my theory, a tweet appeared indicating that someone saw Jake walking "a dog" in Brooklyn. Not Atticus, but "a dog." Interestingly enough, later that afternoon, Minka Kelly posted a picture of her dog on her twitter account. The PR wheels had been set in motion for perhaps something more extensive, and frankly I wouldn't be surprised if it was aborted because of how we already were onto the fauxmance. PR is here 24/7 so they didn't want to jettison the idea too quickly. They instead waited about 6 weeks to let it be known that the relationship was never serious and it just didn't work out.
No one, of course, is buying this whole story. And, like someone said previously, it makes Jake's real sexual orientation all the more obvious. Frankly, I don't think that is what is trying so hard to hide these days. More like his secret family. That and End of Watch probably did have some personal stipulation in his contract to be attached to a woman.
And, lastly, I always thought that Minka Kelly was a beard for Derek Jeter. Now I'm sure of it. It really is pathetic, that untalented people like her get to continue to work, merely because they play this Hollywood game. I wouldn't be surprised that her recently being cast as Jackie Kennedy in that new Lee Daniels movie production was her "compensation."
I'm a firm believer in beards being rewarded.
I would bet that Sophia Bush was rewarded for letting go of Sophin earlier than called for with that pictorial 2 pager in People magazine.
Since when have you ever seen Sophia Bush even mentioned in People magazine before or after that spread? I'll tell you, el zilch-o.
That was her reward.
I just found out that the video of One Direction where the girl asks Harry if he is dating Louis took place on St. Patty's Day of this year in Somerdale, NJ which is just anout 20 minutes from where I live.
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