In abs-sense-ee-yah

 

 

 

 

Video

  

Investigative journalism at it's best.

Next

Getting to the bottom of Mr. Nichols.

Gym -boy -wee!

Heating up a Winter's Day.


Jake might have quit the gym. But it seems Austin hit it between season 7 and season 8.
(Now the trick is to stop staring long enough to comment. But going back to compare and contrast is encouraged)


All those worries about implants are for naught Mr. Nichols it seems like there is no shrinkage at all.



UPDATE:
Doesn't look like the gym is the only thing Jake quit. People Magazine is breaking news that he and Ms Swift are splitz.

Little Addiction and Subtraction

This is the first PoP poster.And this the final PoP poster.
Notice what's different.

Now look really close.

Not only did they add Gemma and Ben, brighten up that punum, and work some Sparkle Motion on Jakey's dagger arm, shine those swords, but there is a little bit of a cover up.

You think that tiny peek of tummy was just too hot to handle? Abs almighty I guess it was. Guess Bruck wants the pay per view to seem shirtless glory.


No Photoshop. No Problem. Just go with the Dastan Tee, for absolute coverage. And for those with more of a keg than a 6-pack. And available in mini dagger wielder too.

Sand 'em smooth

As much as things change somethings remain the same.





All this sand and Jake such the woodworker made me think of this.

"I was on the beach - a bit secluded area about two miles north of the Ritz Carlton- Laguna Niguel. I was there with my bf - we like the beach and no one is ever in that corner - the water not quite as easy to deal with but fine if you are not planning on serious swimming or water sports. So we hear some sounds and we see that there are two guys totally making out but they are in shorts and tee shirts so don't get all hyper. And as soon as they hear us they quickly separate and pretend that nothing was going on. I guess because we were behind some rocks they didn't realize that we saw them.

As we get closer we realize one of them is Jake and I have no idea who the other guy is. Sandy hair kinda short and wavy. Couldn't see eye color because both put their sunglasses on really quickly. and Jake put on this baseball cap as we got closer but we already realized it was him.

[I]We probably should have said something but it was kinda awkward. They just nodded and we nodded and kept going. As soon as we were about 20 feet away, they quickly picked up whatever they had and left."

At the time there was all kinds of debate about the sandy short and wavy haired beach bud. But looking at the pictures from Informers makes you wonder if there was that was in the early blonding of the tall Texan. Because we know from Austin himself he does change his hair for the auditions, why not then.

Just a little sandy.



Pictures: IHJ/Austin Nichols Journal/Various

Abs -camera - action

What's the word now that we've release the new clip of

Mr. Bruckheimer, there's a big buzz, it's all over the internet and tons of tweets.

Excellent.

But...

But what?

Well a lot of it is about Jake sir.

"An unspoiled lump of clay to mold in my own image"


More specifically his abs.

Excellent.

Well sir, it might not be. There is a lot of talk about them being fake.

Ahh the plan is working.

Sir?

More media coverage, don't you see. The debate, the wonder, are they real? Free PR!!! Love it.

But sir is that the kind we want?



Of course!Its PR. Will have our own campaign about his abs. We can release more about the movie, behind the scenes, the work outs, hiding those abs. Tease them some more, and then an Entertainment Tonight exclusive.

But sir they are.....

Don't say it. Don't say either way. That's the beauty of it . Oh think of it T-shirts with Dastan's 6-pack. Exercise equipment. A Dastan Body Pillow with abs. Work out videos. Action figures with Abtastic Action. Think of it. Think of all the new review streams. Call my lawyers!


Mr. Bruckheimer? .. sir..... are you crying?

I'm just so happy.
Let's all go to the lobby, let's all go to the lobby, let's all go to the lobby and get ourselves some snacks.

Sir


A little over a year ago.....

I don't know. I mean I would have to be shirtless almost through the whole movie.

And that's a bad thing? I like the shirtless look for you.

Look who I'm talking to.

Hey can't help it, the shirts some how just find their way off. Do you need some tips?
Whaaaaat? I'm just willing to help. And I'm the pro at no -shirt scenes between the two of us.

Tip #1 Running lines without your shirt helps.

Abs(olutely) Fabulous

A is for abs. F is for Fabulous. But today it might be a double F kind of day, because on Austin Friday, because "fuckin' fabulous" always work.(Milch, Tedster take note)

The latest Ted points out that the Goose has got some abs that deserved his attention. Didn't need to tell OMG, that attention has been long going. Don't know maybe Ted just wants to see that picture from last years Austin City Limits too.