Hi I'm Austin Nichols and I here to talk to you about a problem that plagues many actors in Hollywood. The too small set. We know a lot of actors are shorter in stature and even tinier so thing are built to make them look bigger on set. But were does that leave the average size people?
And where does it leave for the slightly overtall, like me?
Doorways, windows, damn I've almost knocked myself out on this TV,
Even pictures. Look how the picture looks small compared to my head.
Lilliputian I cry! Lilliputian sets!
I even have to sit up just to fit on it.You know sometimes I have to lie to get parts. Basketball, tennis, surfing hey you can fake it till make it, but shaving inches off. What man does that? Smart guy in Hollywood does. : )
It took the crew of 5 and 20 minutes to get me in here.
They should have just built around me.
They should have just built around me.
You know what they say the tinier the star the bigg.... hey gotta go, they're calling me on set.
