Legs Inc.

Top Ten Captions

10. You're hungry Jake eat a Snickers before another dummy gets hit.

9. Ok, 4 car crashes down,  now the creepy house scenes and we almost done.

8. Don't worry Jake. His legs crossed at the knees is not sending some not so straight  subliminal message.

7. Jake,  of course your thighs are thinner than the fake dummy legs under the car.

6. Act like you know nothing, no one will notice.

5. We don't need animatronic legs, we can do that in post.

4. I know as a producer you're looking to keep costs down .   But Jake I don't think we can return them and get the money back, they'll notice the tire marks.

3. Don't knock the shoes they look better than those scuffy boots you pull out for the red carpet.

2. Sorry Austin's called dibs on the legs Dan.  He has some plans for an Instagram picture.

And the #1 caption is:

I can't remember if Harvey is using this picture for his holiday cards to the competing studio heads or as reminder to the voters for the award campaign.

Caption This!

Top Ten Things heard in the make up trailer on the set of Prisoners.

10. No the red does not clash with the your eye shadow.

9.  Are you ready?  On the count of three you'll open you eyes for your new look.

8.  Oh Jake if you'd only let me get my hands on those eyebrows, I could make you the fairest of them all.

7. “'tis but a scratch”

6.  Now that's 2 parts corn syrup 1 part red jello mix and pour.  Do you need to write this down?

5.  Honey don't worry, I will take care of Hugh if he doesn't play nice.

4.  Not how I'd  dress you,  I think you'd more fabulous with some color and a little sparkle on those cheeks sweeping up to your temples.

3.  Look at those lashes. Your sister must hate you.

2.  It's like you've had something warm and sticky in your hair before.

and #1

"Just a flesh wound”

Re -Posted

Two new posters for Prisoners have come out and well let's say they convey a serious tone.

Good for a dramatic movie.

But in these days of studio austerity what else could they recycle these posters to promote?


Safe Reliable European Automobiles.

 When you have a truckful you don't  need a truck you need an Audi.

Medical Insurance Coverage

Scrapes, cuts, razor accidents, wolverine bites, we've got you covered.

New face of modern Russian fiction.

Stumped on what to have for dinner tonight?

Kale 

 and of course.....
 
The New Tony's

Brought to you by Hollywood 

Caption It

10. "I don't know Nancy, I'm thinking his hat is saying prince but the glasses are saying Bel-Aire."

9. Scarlett for Men by Rhett B.

8. "Pearl do you think Madame Tussauds would make the Prince of Persia holding a Smart Water?" "They might not. But Bruckheimer would."

7. "Don't you just love an A-line? Don't worry dear, it doesn't make you look short or hippy."

6. "Like they say, 'They did do the nose, and the hat.'"

5. "Do you think this could work for those new drapes in the living room? And the ottoman? What? Too much?"

4. "Wow Nancy, these doorman really get into the holiday spirit here."

3. "Do you really think he's a real Nutcracker?"

2. "I just have to ask, did you get this at Chico's?"

and 1.

"Excuse me sir, is this the way to Disney's Holidays on Ice?"

Caption this!

So what's Jake trying to stop himself from saying?

Anne has a bunion and 6 toes!

or

I usually have something harder to wrap my legs around.

maybe

Oops! my merkin slipped.

Now it's your turn. Want to see what you've got.





And to all who celebrate.

Happy 5771!

Today at sundown marks Rosh Hashanah, the Jewish New Year.
Full of joy promise and renewal. It's reflecting on the year past and looking towards the promise of a new and brighter year ahead. Here's to a sweet life in the year ahead.

L'Shanah Tovah Tikatevu!

Caption This

With the "new" old pictures from TDAT (thanks IHJ) comes some new captions:

Where exactly are you exactly pointing your light?
Ummmm [looking up] No idea whatsoever.

Thinking: "Please don't say 'I'll cook',
If I don't eye contact maybe it will work."
"Hey found some beans. Guess who's cooking!!!"

What was art department trying to say giving one a set of [chair's] tops
and the other a set bottoms?

What's your best ones.


Looks like he didn't need to get a birthday gift, it was already taken care of, a red carpet photo op at last night in West Hollywood for Darker Side of Green.
Other pics from last night here. Austin's back to letting the hems out of his sleeves.


Trade Talks

I wonder what it would be like if actors were traded like athletes? what show should @aus10nichols trade to? - AUS10NICHOLS

Does it sound to you like Austin is all for a trade? Maybe not big for this team he's been seen playing for the past season or so?

Oh, wait. Back to taking about on screen roles. We've talked about a lot of place we could see him go in the past. So where would you trade him ? Any shows in mind?

Thought about it. Think he should be Milch's player to be named later.

........

Seeing the twosome in those first pics and basketball makes me think of this:



Jake mentioned liking Phineas and Ferb during interviews and well "Squirrels in my pants" and those two could cover an array of things that pop up about them...

Oh.... you thought it would be a Lakers pic. ... well if you ask...must do : )

Happy Austin Friday.

ALL CAPS

she was like ahhh ... ... ummm ....ahhhh help me out

When rain, hair gel and the red carpet collide,

somebody's gonna get hurt.

Hey the 'stache was to balance my unibrow,

I wasn't allowed to pluck that young.

Call me a wild turkey, or grey goose

but I draw the line at swallow.

Got one to share?

New year new law (in California)

A new California law went into effect yesterday that increases penalties against overly aggressive photographers — dubbed "stalkerazzi" — who forcefully thrust their cameras into famous faces or crash their car into a celebrity's vehicle. They'll now be liable for three times the damages they inflict, plus lose any payments their published photos might earn. Publishers can also be held liable. But it might effect other media like the newspapers than thought.

"This law now gives (celebrities) the ability to quash a photograph, and potentially a story (resulting from the photograph), with a frivolous lawsuit in an attempt to keep the public from being informed," "The Constitution demands a little bit higher standard before the government puts the kibosh on a newspaper's ability to publish that story."

The California Newspaper Publishers Assn., questioned the constitutionality of that law, but it has not been challenged in court, yet. Laws are presumed valid until challenged. The challenge will that the new legislation, which expands what constitutes invasion of privacy, is probably even more unconstitutional.

Photos: IHJ, WDW, ANJ

Fun with Captions

Wha... whadda I do?
You know what you did.
Most princes I know like that.

Now this is Paris Match
No translation required.

Yesssssss........
I got my stuff,
Yeah my notebook, and my lunch.
See ya later!

Too cute.

Have some fun. What's you best caption?

And the last one, I just had to post.

One Two Threesome more?

Come on how long has it been since we've had this many pictures at once.

So to celebrate a little Caption This for everyone to play


"I'm not looking I'm not looking."

"Dude it's perfect its a 2 bedroom, great location. I just don't need it anymore."

What, what is it? It is the hair? Don't tell me there's a stray gray.