PoPsicle

Oh I knew they were going to do something after grabbing Gemma for PoP but I never expected this.

What is it Mr. Bruckheimer?

Jake you don't have to call me Mr. Bruckheimer. You can call me sir. I kid.

What did they do? This? Is that what I think it is?

Yes is it. The beat us and we have a leak. (yelling into his Blackberry - Find the mole! Seal the leak!) They came out with the Daniel Craig Popsicle.

What does that have to do with ....

You see Jake we had been working with Disney to create the PoP PoPsicle, it was you as Prince Dastan in Popsicle form. We even had chocolate for your long locks.

What? Popsicle form of what?

You as Dastan. We used those pictures of you shirtless, punched into the computer and the have a half a Dastan to cool down .

Who would want that?

Well it tested well ... great with young women, soccer moms, ladies with hot flashes, and I have to admit it not to shabby numbers of men. It was projected to do well. Disney wants to cover all the angles.
But now with the Craigsicle out, we can't do anything like it. We have to scrap it. What am I going to do with 25 cases of PoPsicles now? Can't donate them they were not supposed to be seen until Comic Con. Damn it.

Don't worry Jer - I can take care of it.

You can?

(sending Bruck a message on the Blackberry)

(Looking at the address)
Hey, I didn't know she was filming in Wilmington.

She's not. (grinning)

textin' a certain texan...
got u something to beat the heat