Hughenhaal

With Disney posting a loss of 97% of operating income last year and other studios in tough times, Hollywood is getting creative. In an effort of cost cutting in these times of tough economy, Hollywood has a devised a new marketing plan to get a two for the price of one. And not in the old school Hollywood way, one star dating another. (yawn)

Harnessing the powers of science and comics, Hollywood will merge two actor to form one entity. Starmergance has devised a way to locate similar stars and create a third Hollywood and PR entity with a mean age of 34. Their first project. Hugh Jackman and Jake Gyllenhaal. Both desirable actors to both men and women, A-listers, and smiley guys. Starmergance also looks at background, box office numbers, Q number, power rankings, and the chatter around Hollywood to find a suitable pair of candidates.

2 actors for the price of one.

You can see the Starmergance process.



The hairy man pecs



The formal awards look

Action hero - Pendants and Bi...ceped
Hair Gone Wild (not so good)


Hair Gone Wild (much improved)

Time with Gavin
Musical Men
Boy from Oz/ Boys of Summer (Damn Yankees)
The new face of Hollywood - Hughenhaal


This could mean layoffs for others.....Ms. Witherspoon was unavailable for comment.