It is being reported that it is confirmed that Jake will be playing Broadway Joe Namath in a biopic.
So what happens when two icons of manliness, the ancient warrior meets the gridiron superstar, meet? Only one thing can happen .
Two Men Enter
One Man Leaves
I am the Prince of Persia! Time bows before me.
That's the only thing that could bow at those square feet. I'm a quarterback, a Superstar, a Jet! Look at me I have bendable knees and a throwing arm.
Well I have an Ostrich!
And Warrriors!
Hey there, I don't mean to get you all ruffled up. I'm just tell you I got the inches. 12 inches.
And the way with the ladies.
I have a Princess! Princess Tamina.
She look a little stiff and thick. Now I had a Texan! The fair Farrah.
And I have 12 cool Mod- About Town Outfits.
Like this Disco Suit!
I make my men wear the risky fashion outfits!
And I have an Ostrich!
And Warriors!
And ... and a Camel!
I have Johnny Unitas! Wait whoa, whoa. It's not what it looks like.
You know its just locker room stuff.
Unitas, the square, even wore his uniform in the steam room.
I have a shirt that shows off my mainly hairy chest and tight pants and codpiece.
Listen kid, been there, done that , and had the blonde first. And I mean had the blonde.
And I leave the cup in the locker. Damn... I look good man.
My pants are tighter!
And I have an Ostrich!
And Warriors!
And a Camel!
A Catalog Spread with Chicks!
The Internet! .........Twwwwwwwwittttter!
Hallmark Collectible Keepsake Christmas Ornament!
You have won this round Namath! We will meet again!
